Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

After finishing speaking, Tan Li glanced at Jia She, who was nervous. He knew very well that if the matter was not resolved, he would not even be able to sleep soundly, so he got up, whispered a few words to Commander Su, and then planned to take the Follow Jia Amnesty to fly into the city.

Jia She refused with a wave of his hand, without any embarrassment: "It's early winter, it's too cold, we just catch up with the First Prince and the others."

After a stick of incense, the second prince stared dumbfounded at the two people who got into his car frame, and wiped his face, "Are you going to make the early morning?" Still affordable.But after all, he is shouldering the burden of going back to report the relevant cases, and he cannot fill the court with pigeons of civil and military affairs.As for why he brought him to Yi'an County to complain, it was not to act as a middleman.After all, he "surrendered" very sincerely, and the basic forces helped Jia Jing go south.Otherwise, he would not have accompanied Jia Zhen to the drought-stricken area.

"It's still not qualified!" Jia She looked around the environment in the car, candlelight heating, fox fur wrap, most importantly, it is flat and not bumpy, it can be called a car of the next generation, so he nodded with satisfaction, and said seriously: "It's just a parking space It's impossible to enter the city in the middle of the night with my ceremonial frame set up. If it's over the wall, Boss Tan will take me too much energy, and I'm still waiting for him to check if there is Zigu."

"Zigu?" The second prince looked disgusted, "This king..."

"King Rui!" The eldest prince gritted his teeth and called out, then looked at Jia She with confusion in his eyes.

Jia Amnesty took a sip of his hot tea, and happily explained his plan.

After listening, the eldest prince glanced blankly at the silent Tan Li, then at the dumbfounded second prince, and finally took a sip of strong tea to refresh himself, and smoothed out his logic, "Do you think that in a dream Surveillance skills reminded me of Aunt Zi? Want to find out if she still exists? If she exists, maybe she can provide clues? But... But since you want every household to have incense beliefs, why don't you find the Stove Lord?"

The eldest prince expressed his confusion very sincerely.Although there are many versions of the Stove Lord, there are men and women, and their functions range from being in charge of food and beverages, to the inspector-Jade Emperor dispatching and stationing in the world to investigate the good and evil of a family.But everything remains the same, and every household must have a statue of the Kitchen King.

Hearing this, Tan Li silently glanced at Jia She.

Jia She suddenly realized, "Then let's add another Stove Lord to save money? But I think it's better to find Zigu first. After all, girls love to hold hands and make appointments with toilets. And to be realistic, who of us can cook? It is virtuous for a noble daughter of an aristocratic family to serve the dishes with her own hands, and she has cooking skills."

"It also makes sense." The second prince nodded when he heard the words, and agreed: "My princess said that she cooks the soup herself, but she means to watch the soup in person. The prince will know which cook it is after tasting it, but he has to praise his cooking skills without conscience." Okay, hey... But the cooks have never used skewers before, and they are also capable people."

One of the reasons why his mother and concubine were able to win the favor is because of their good cooking skills, which are real cooking skills.Although he can't cook it, he can still eat it.As soon as the cat tongue tastes it, it will know which chef's handicraft it is.After all, most of the cooks in his palace were trained by his mother and concubine, following his eating habits.

The corner of the first prince's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the second prince who sighed from the bottom of his heart, feeling sour.Just his motherless child.I think that when the second child went to the study, there were a lot of pastries in his book pocket, which were new in style and delicious, and he would eat one whenever he had something to do.Although Concubine Li knows how to be a human being, it is impossible for her to lose her role as the Crown Prince.But it's different after all.

Pulling the topic back with a straight face, the eldest prince looked at Jia She, and asked, "But how do you recruit Zigu? The City God has a Chenghuang Temple, but Zigu...Zigu, are you sure you can go to the public toilet?" call out?"

"Not sure." Jia She shrugged his shoulders as a bachelor, "But even if there is only one ten thousandth possibility, I will try it."

"That's why we came to bother you two, and we also wanted to invite you to take us into the palace to the Royal Library, and check to see if there is a specific ceremony for inviting Zigu." Tan Li slowly added.Let him ask for a spirit, his major is completely wrong, let alone this kind of god who has disappeared in modern times.

The two princes nodded in understanding, and the carriage entered the city without hindrance, and then entered the palace in a low-key manner.The inner palace will lock the key, but the former court will not.After putting the two of them in the Library Pavilion, the two princes entered the Qianqing Palace.

The awakened Emperor Dejia listened to the cause and effect, his face was filled with numbness, "That is to say, if it succeeds, when I wake up, there will be two more gods?"

"No, five." The eldest prince smiled, "Before the Qin and Han Dynasties, five gods, the kitchen god, the door god, the well god, the toilet god, and the Zhongliu god, were jointly responsible for the safety of the family. Although the customs are different now, and some gods have declined. But if it is true It is also a merit to be able to be awakened again. Those evil spirits who are so alerted have no room to exist."

Emperor Dejia: "..."

At the same time, Tan Li and Jia She found relevant books, and hurried out of the palace after reporting.Now around Yin time, when night and day alternate, the entire night sky is thick like a black cloth, only the moonlight and the morning star are dotted in it, bringing some light.

"The darkness before dawn really lives up to its reputation." Jia Amnesty sighed as he looked at the dark and silent street as he headed towards the southern city.It's better to be modern. No matter how late it is, there are still street lights.But candles are very expensive nowadays, and ordinary people seldom light a lamp at night.

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With a dream in mind, Jia She went to the stone monument erected when the foundation stone of the public toilet was laid.The foundation stone laying ceremony is still very popular this year, especially for projects like this that benefit the people. Even if Jia Zheng can't think of it, he still manages it properly.The four cities in the southeast, northwest, and south are the key projects with the most ordinary people in the south city.

this close...

Jia Amnesty silently put on a mask for himself, and handed one to Tan Li by the way.Then in the cold wind and bleak wind, Tingfeng came with Lord Chenghuang and the four elites.

While waiting, Tan Li and Jia She still looked up at the public toilet they suggested.The public toilets imitate the pattern of later generations, with men's and women's toilets clearly divided.Compared with the men's toilet, the women's toilet has an extra bronze mirror for women to freshen up and dress up.Although this was inconceivable to the people of Nancheng, Jia Amnesty still strongly protested and stayed behind on the grounds of showing foresight.

After all, beauty is in nature.

Women from ordinary families have worked so hard, so what if they look at themselves in the mirror?Among ordinary people today, the defense of men and women is not too strict.If it is really strictly enforced that the door does not leave the second door and does not step, it means that there will be less labor.

Jia Amnesty glanced at the mirror in the women's bathroom, and without looking at anything else, he quietly withdrew, fearing that he would be taken as a hooligan.However, he still pinched his nose and walked in the men's room for a walk.Compared with the slightly simpler toilet structure in Yi'an County, the toilets in this city are a bit more "high-tech".

There are a total of nine small compartments in the toilet, of which the two compartments at the head and tail are studios, which cannot be washed directly with water like in modern times. Even if Lu Ban is alive, it is impossible to study and wash.After all, there must be base fertilizer.Nowadays, squatting pits are still used, which are in the shape of "concave", but for the sake of cleanliness in the latrine, a base fertilizer conveyor belt is designed based on the waterwheel as a model and combined with the industrial conveyor belts of later generations.

Every three incense sticks, the public toilet administrator will turn the mechanism in the first cubicle of the public toilet, and the smooth stone slab will slowly rotate, and the base fertilizer will be slowly introduced into the excavated cesspit.The cesspit is in the last compartment.This compartment is twice the size of the others, and has two large pits—the cesspit, and the washing pit.When the cesspit cover is closed, the conveyor belt will rotate a second time.The water tank at the top right of the bay starts flushing the conveyor belt and the resulting waste water goes to the wash pit.Every night, there are special collectors in these two pits, who transport the collection to the outskirts, open up wasteland or give it to farmers.

He respected his brother and led the people so that not a single drop of fertilizer was wasted.

"I heard that this technology, the carpenter of the Ministry of Industry said it's a piece of cake." Jia She looked at Tan Li who was staring at the last cubicle, and saw that the person seemed to be dismantling the small conveyor belt to study one or two gestures, and pulled him away. With the sleeves out, and smelling the fresh air, he breathed a sigh of relief and lowered his voice, "If you want to specialize in research, we can snatch the batch from the imperial mausoleum first. The real masters are all in that batch. Now The people in the Ministry of Industry are too eye-catching, and the most important craftsmen are not top-notch."

When it came to the end, Jia Amnesty still felt a little disgusted.

Although the tomb notes are somewhat exaggerated, the organs in the tomb represent the pinnacle of craftsmanship at that time.For example, Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum has not dared to study it in depth.Therefore, the top batch of people he wanted were secretly booked with Emperor Dejia.The emperor also had no hobby of killing craftsmen. He agreed that when the imperial mausoleum was completed, he even patted his chest to guarantee that as long as the grain seeds were spread all over the world, they could be moved out for industrial research first.

Hearing Jia She's whisper, Tan Li turned his eyes to look at the public toilet, and sighed: "I'm just envious! When will there be one in this county? When I go to the countryside to see everything in the city, my eyes are hot."

In Yi'an County, there is the most common kind of squatting pit, without a conveyor belt.Poverty alleviation must be done step by step, and cannot be achieved in one step.

While talking, Tan Li looked at the flames approaching from far, with a serious expression on his face, "Here we come."

Jia Amnesty couldn't help becoming a little nervous.When the large group of people came with the sacrificial items, they didn't talk nonsense, and went straight to serious business, looking quietly at the statue of Aunt Zi hanging in the middle of the wall outside the public toilet.Because it is going to be hung outside to withstand the wind and rain, it is carved in peach wood.The craftsmen of the Ministry of Industry are not in vain!He Jingge gave a good template, and these craftsmen are also super skilled, and the portrayal is lifelike.Although Zigu is holding a dung dustpan in one hand and a broom in the other, she doesn't have purple clothes, but only coarse linen clothes, but with a few strokes, she outlines the image of a hardworking working woman.

"Master, you don't mind this cassock." Zhang Tianwang offered his cassock with respectful hands.In Xuanmen Taoism, not everyone can wear cassocks, especially purple cassocks, when they offer sacrifices. They have a high level of merit and ability, and have passed the evaluation of the imperial court and their orthodox Taoism.

Of course, wearing a purple robe this time is also to show solemnity.

As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person with your hand.They are all sacrificed at this level. If there is Zigu, why don't you come out and show yourself?Not to mention the presence of my colleague City God!

In a flash, Zhang Tianwang felt that as soon as he followed Jia Amnesty, more than ten years of orthodox Taoist education had been thrown away, so he couldn't help but reflect on himself silently.

"Thank you." After Jia Amnesty thanked him, he went to change into his cassock.At the same time, Tan Li also instructed everyone to set up the incense table, with a large piece of gray cloth and chopsticks placed in the middle (according to the classics, if you hold the dung dustpan and plead sincerely, Zigu will appear and make what you want come true. Or not, with chopsticks revealed on the gray cloth.)

Some pens have a sense of sight.Tan Li slandered silently in his mind, then turned his eyes to look at Jia She who was coming to meet the flickering lights.Jia Amnesty changed into his robes, and the aura of wealth and nobility in the world suddenly took on some fairy-like demeanor.

Holding the clean dung dustpan, Jia Amnesty followed Zhang Tianwang to learn how to sell it, and chanted the incantation to invite spirits. Seeing the man bend his knees and kneel on the futon without hesitation, Jia Amnesty did not hesitate. He hesitated and bent his knees.

At the same time, Tan Li sensitively noticed that the incense in Jia She's hand was flickering and going out, which was quite wrong. Out of the corner of his eye, he scanned the incense table on display, his gaze sank, and he quickly hugged Jia She by the waist, and then his eyes moved Looking vigilantly at the incense table that finally made a "click" and broke in two.Not to mention incense and paper money, melons and fruits all fell to the ground.

Others present: "..."

Tan Li frowned and glanced at Jia Amnesty.Zhang Tianwang and the others don't know the inside story, but his mind is filled with the words of Uncle Inheritance-Jia Amnesty is really a three-legged golden crow.In fact, not only the monster clan, but also the worship of the strong in their natural inheritance, even the heavenly court also has some rules.Just like the imperial court has eight proposals, one of which is Yibin, that is, the descendants of the former monarchs are honored as state guests, and the punishment needs to be approved by the emperor.Even if the demon clan has declined, not to mention the term "dijun's descendants", even if the Fusang in the hands of the demon emperor has become a spirit, they will be welcomed directly to the heaven and enjoy the treatment.

Jia Amnesty held the dung dustpan in his arms, and looked quietly at the City God floating in mid-air.Back then, it wasn't that much trouble to find the City God.

Chenghuang just felt extremely wronged, "You guys came here to spoil the scene." There was no such a serious posture tonight!

"So we're going to smash the toilet?" Jia She asked.

As soon as these words came out, there was a dead silence around.

"Try again," Tan Li said comfortingly, "If it is disconnected again, it means that there are still some gods, or Zigu really exists. She dare not accept your kneeling."

The others looked at Tan Li in a daze, their eyes filled with bewilderment.They knew that Jia Zhen was a dragon, but could it be that Jia She had other identities?

"That's right." Jia She nodded understandingly, "After all, even if you are imprisoned and abolished, you are still a member of the royal family. Like me, I didn't dare to offend the boss's faction before. Only the one named Wang felt sorry for the name of Wang Wang, thinking that It can be worse."

Tingfeng's guards looked at each other and carefully set up the incense table.

After an incense stick, Jia Amnesty held the dung dustpan again and began to invite spirits.

The others were absent-mindedly chanting the spirit-inviting mantra, and looked at each other from time to time. Looking at the burning incense, the confusion in their hearts became bigger and bigger.It's strange to say that the capital is clearly winter, especially the dawn before dawn, when the night wind is blowing, it's a bit icy cold.But before they finished chanting the spell, warm wind lingered around the whole area, and gradually the warm wind became stronger and stronger, as if it was a hot day in July.

Tan Li felt the scorching air lingering all over his body, his body tensed up, and he carefully assumed a fighting posture to protect Jia Amnesty.

Jia Amnesty knelt down without hesitation, but before his knees touched the futon, he heard a voice behind him - "The portrait... is on fire."

Being so surprised, before Jia She had time to take a closer look, he felt an inexplicable invisible force grabbing his back collar, and lifted him up like a chicken, and couldn't help but burn with anger: "Which bastard, dare to be in front of you!" Playing tricks in front of Dad? Get out of here quickly!"

All the saints above the nine heavens looked at the burning "screen" and felt a thump in their hearts.

Zu Long breathed a sigh of relief, took out his mobile phone and sent a message—

[The still handsome dragon today: Shocked!The scheming bird was revived from anger! 】

[The monthly riots in the underworld come more on time than my aunt: I can feel it, I can't control the soul of Fellow Daoist Dijun. 】

[Double-faced spy is so tiring: @后土道友, Nuwa asked me to bring you a sentence, Huang Tianhoutu, this Xipi, quickly dismantle it]

Seeing this, Zulong glanced at Nuwa who was squatting motionless in the corner, and frowned.The term "Emperor Heaven and Empress Earth" has been used in many occasions since ancient times, especially when people sworn brothers, they always have to say that "Emperor Heaven is above, and Empress Earth" is a proof.

Houtu naturally refers to the Houtu who has transformed into the six realms of reincarnation, and the soul will stay in the underworld forever.One of the twelve ancestor witches in the past, the uncrowned saint.

As for the emperor.It refers to the demon emperor Jun.Well, this word was also spread when they were lurking in the past, in order to gather the incense of human belief.But after Taoism spread, this word inexplicably leaned on the Jade Emperor.

There is nothing tricky in this, who would believe it?

[The still handsome dragon today: Houtu: Look at this pot, it's big and black]

[Houtu: Just brush a roasted whole dragon! 】

Different from the happy ones in the group, the saints looked at the flames that had burned the "screen", with a hint of sadness on their faces, and carefully glanced at Lu Ya.

How much they hoped that Lu Ya could do it!

Lu Ya unceremoniously broke everyone's illusions, "Stupid! Why didn't you change the geographical location when you rebuilt the heavenly court? You rebuilt it on the demon clan's heavenly court, and used Zhou Tianxing as the guardian array. Isn't that clear to him? Chance?"

The saints were in a trance, inexplicably wronged.This position was chosen by Hongjun, even the Jade Emperor was appointed by Hongjun.

At the same time, Jia Amnesty was inexplicably aggrieved and struggled hard to get away. Seeing the incense table he finally borrowed burned into ashes, his face was livid with anger: "Boss Tan, don't do anything, protect them from retreating! Look at me! I To destroy you on behalf of the moon! MoonHealingEscalation!"

At the beginning, he tried to test whether the god's talisman was feasible in order to catch the snake.

It turned out to be possible.

So now... Now this kind of weird haunted scene, when Taoism can't explain it, it has to go heresy.

Otherwise, why let him be "gilded" in modern times?

Isn't it just waiting for this moment?

Watching the moonlight slanting down, Jia Shemin felt that the force of being caught seemed to have eased a bit, so he hurriedly ran to Tan Li, then turned around and stared at the place shrouded in moonlight.Although there was nothing inside, the outline of the light beam changed somewhat, as if something was struggling, and he couldn't help but raise his head and chest up, feeling elated, he listened carefully to the words of the uncle of inheritance.His uncle's nominal father, Di Jun, is a moon.

Jia Zhen can threaten the sun of this world, even with the help of the moonlight!

Sure enough, reincarnation is very important!

Sure enough, learning a foreign language is very important!

Sure enough, there is competition to check and balance!

"Supersonic Waves!"

"........."

Hongjun in the guest room in Yi'an County silently looked at Dijun who was scurrying around in flames.

Di Jun choked with anger: "You are a god, but you don't think about making progress! You don't even know how to make friends! Like I have always had brothers all over the world, and I have always been good at learning actively, and I am inclusive of all rivers!"

"How did you establish diplomatic relations with God? Hurry up and send the letter of credence to the past, and strongly condemn them for secretly probing and studying some small Taoism!"

"I want to find out how these breaking techniques are refined! They can actually move my origin!"

"If you don't let me out, then enroll me in a class! I want to figure it out!"

Hongjun: "………… You don't want to stay in the Red Mansion, and you want to see your precious nephew?"

"You want to give this nephew to you!" Di Jun lost his temper in an instant, the flames were dim and flickering faintly: "Sure enough, Tongtian destroyed my three-legged Golden Crow's excellent genes! Taiyi is so good, yes, it's all because of Taiyi's excellence, That's why this bastard is so smart, he even knows formations and talismans that I don't know about."

With that said, the flames became stronger again.

Hongjun: "..." It doesn't matter, Tongtian is a brick.

"Yes, cleverness." Hongjun echoed, "So when the spiritual energy is revived, it's time for the heavens to be rebuilt."