Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

Until he walked out of the county government office and got into the carriage, the second prince was still in a daze.They were mentally prepared before they came, and felt that it was impossible for the Jia family to bear it.

After all, the marriages of aristocratic families, especially the marriages of the eldest son and heir, not to mention the younger ones, are compared with other people three or four years earlier, and they are carefully selected and known.And Jia Zhen also bears the name of a young patriarch.Clans are now on a par with the law, and even in some remote areas, the patriarchal clan can override the law.

Not to mention that they got engaged ten years ago, but to put it bluntly, when the Jia family just came out of filial piety, even if Wang Qingyun was a servant of the Ministry of Rites, the most glorious period of the Wang family could not be compared with the Jia family.The Jia family has been passed down for three generations, Rongning and Jia have produced four generals, among them Jia Daishan is the marshal who unified the three armies and won the seal of command.And the Wang family only got rich from Wang Qingyun, and the background of the two families is separated by the Yangtze River.Even if the Ning Mansion and the abolished prince were considered in-laws, the fact that the Ning Mansion was not removed after the incident broke out meant that Emperor Dejia and his father would not touch the Jia family because of this.

Jia Jing was a confidant in the past, so he showed the most sincerity.

On the one hand, the Wang family enjoyed the kindness. Aunt Wang led the female gentleman invited by the Jia family, and was taken by Jia Xu to make friends in the boudoir. On the other hand, she clinged to the prince, thinking that Jia Zhen was a playboy.

This is something I really can't stand.

For this reason, Jia Jing bowed his head to talk to him and helped him make suggestions.

But he never expected that now because of this matter, Jia Amnesty would be able to directly "invite" the two of them out at night without staying overnight on a winter night.

The second prince silently looked at his elder brother with dim eyes, lowered his eyes and made tea silently.

This trip is under his banner.His car is still at the stage where he still has everything he wants to eat.Hey, think too much, might as well let nature take its course.

Warming his hands with a cup of tea, the second prince held a piece of pastry in his mouth, and hummed silently—it's already a brotherhood if I don't throw stones into a well, so I'll give you the icing on the cake?

Hmph, dreaming!

An Wang An Wang, An and Bang Ding the country.

Ruiwang Ruiwang, it's just auspicious.

I am just a green leaf, eat when you are full, sleep when you are full.

The first prince glanced at the second prince who was eating supper by himself, then raised his eyes and pressed his forehead heavily, his voice sounded like he was gnashing his teeth: "Do you think that with Jia Amnesty's ability to solve the case, it will be clear in three days? "

Jia Amnesty didn't care about many things, corn and purple potatoes... bah, sweet potatoes, sailing, explosives, medicine, spinning machines, basically everything he knew, he just talked about it all, unaware that these things would affect the government. , How much impact will it have on the entire Great Zhou Dynasty.If the corn alone is offered, at least it can be exchanged for the dukedom of a country.

But for the Jia family, the attitude is resolute and resolute.

Just now, Jia She said that there will be an explanation within three days, if not, Jia She is willing to tell Jia Zhenming himself to cooperate with his plan.

"Maybe? Didn't Uncle Inheritance say that he is a divine bird?" The second prince said calmly, "Anyway, I don't need to worry about the sky falling."

The First Prince: "... King Rui, Situ Chengxu."

Facing the first prince's dark eyes, and being named out of nowhere, the second prince sat upright, wanting to answer honestly, but at the same time couldn't help complaining—they are all kings now!On an equal footing!

"King An, Jia Jing asked me to send someone to watch Jia Zheng before he left. Jia Amnesty's views on brothers and family members are different from ours. We wish our brothers would die, which is death in the true sense. But what about him? He can put people on his own. Bully to death, but don't allow others to touch Jia Zheng. Jia She treats Jia Zheng like this, not to mention Jia Zhen, this is his only eldest nephew! Jia She's being a clerk is not a joke."

"In addition to Jia Jing entrusting me, Jia Amnesty also went to find Mu Shi." The second prince said coldly, "That's why I have already said that if Jia Amnesty knew that Mrs. Wang wanted to get close to Jia Zhen, Jia Amnesty would not need to do anything. He can arrange people clearly, and bring the souls away."

"The problem is, Jia Amnesty's strength!" The eldest prince felt his throat was scalded by fire, and the pain was burning as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Do you believe it? It's easy to say in three days!"

"So what if you don't believe me?" The second prince retorted: "Who told his father to save the prehistoric people in his previous life, and protect Dazhou in this life, he will be reincarnated better than you."

"...Second brother," the eldest prince tried his best to smile, looking at his younger brother who was once praised by everyone as gentle and refined, and the younger brother who was once on the same level as him, he was dumbfounded: "I found that you have been very happy recently Ah!" There was no demeanor of winning the heir apparent.

"I also found that you are quite haggard recently." The second prince fiddled with the tea cover, squinted his eyes and smiled: "But after all, my younger brother is rich and idle, and I am not as good as elder brother. You want to be safe and secure, so you should work harder."

"Of course it's the future, not the present. You'd better not be too anxious about some things." After saying this, the second prince put the lid on the tea, "What are you doing for the father in such a matter? His son, no matter what this matter is, why do you worry about it as an elder brother? It's not your turn to be the eldest son like a father. "

"Second brother, you know very well that Mrs. Wang is probably behind the police illusion, what's the point of saying that?" The eldest prince was expressionless, "If it's just a matter of hooking up with men and women, or just some government affairs, who would be willing? Did you run over without sleeping at night?"

"Boss, big brother!" The second prince felt that his brother's mind was really abnormal, "Didn't you listen to Uncle Inheritance? Then Jia Amnesty is a three-legged golden crow! It was pinched by Donghuang and Tongtian sage! In the world of myths Here, what is this equivalent to! You, no, you who used to be the only seedling version!"

The second prince said, with a trace of pity, he poured a cup of tea for someone, "Think about the rain! Didn't I make it clear in the letter? As soon as Zhen'er threatened, the sun faded, which is enough to witness the ability, or Talk about contacts! On the contrary, have you heard of the alarm? Isn’t this equivalent to a small hooligan who runs rampant in a remote mountainous area? If you leave it to Jia Amnesty, it will be fine, why are you frowning?”

"Aren't you afraid if you see it backwards?" The eldest prince sipped his tea, felt the fragrance of the tea, suppressed his irritability and anger, and said slowly: "If Jia Amnesty and the others are tied up, no matter the three-legged The Golden Crow, or Tongtian, to use the words we all understand, it is obvious that their faction is the loser, because of their royal status, they were not killed, but they also ended up being confined to death."

This example is a bit poignant. The second prince's smile stopped, and he didn't hate the first prince anymore. After thinking for a moment, he said: "Even if we are the people of the frontier, at least there are dragons and birds. We can do it when the weather goes well. As for landslides Damn, the gods will never punish the loser to death like that? Not to mention the existence of the Dao of Heaven, after all, there is no second sun. The sun is not replaceable."

"I can only think more about uniqueness." The eldest prince smiled wryly, "I can only hold a sliver of hope, thinking that what the uncle said is true, the way of heaven in this world is fair, and reincarnation is good. Combined with Jia She's dream, now It’s not that luck is on the surface of the sea. The sea is the home of the dragon clan! After the prosperity of the sea, the sky has also developed. There are any planes and fighter jets. Everyone can go to the sky, which is equivalent to the return of luck.”

As he said that, the first prince glanced at the teacup in his hand, then fixedly looked at the second prince, and said, "You don't have a drink with you?"

"Haven't you heard of drinking?" The second prince sipped his tea, "Why is it bad to drink tea?"

"...The worst plan is nothing more than our end in exile. We will live a hard life, but if we give it a go, we may have a long life." After the eldest prince finished speaking, he glanced at his younger brother, who was still holding tea happily, Inexplicably depressed: "You have nothing to say?"

"What did you say?" The second prince was puzzled, "Wow, I envy you so much? Or let me show my loyalty to you? King An, do you think it is possible? You are still King An now, and I believe in your father." I won't believe you either!"

"I mean, can't we calm down and chat, and plan for the future?" Sure enough, there is no brotherhood in the royal family.

"Maybe one day in the future, one person will hold one land, one country? There will be no need to fight for that dragon chair anymore?" The eldest prince was annoyed, "I really don't know what Jia Jing told you."

"What's the point of the throne like that? The emperor is the one who concentrates the power of the whole country. What are the other names? Five Hegemons in the Spring and Autumn Period and Seven Heroes in the Warring States Period, would you do this?" With a long sigh: "I don't know how Jia Jing talked to you."

After speaking, the two brothers looked at each other in the air, then turned away, sighed together, and said in unison: "I don't know what happened to Jia Jing."

Why do you have to run so far, you don't even have a chat partner!

Coincidentally, Jia Amnesty, who had decided to see off the guests for three days, was also talking about Jia Jing.

"Boss Tan, I miss Brother Jing so much!" Jia She hugged Tan Li, "I can't sleep, so I just want to draw a circle and curse the mastermind behind the scenes. But if Brother Jing is here, he will definitely catch them all!" .”

"No matter what the process is, the purpose is the same after all." Tan Li explained, "Since you have set a goal, you wander around, but it's not like your temper."

"Growing up." Jia Amnesty covered his face, "Think of the rules when doing things. For example, drawing circles and cursing is such a once-and-for-all method, why can't it work? What's the use of being the son of the Heavenly Dao?!"

Tan Li was silent for a moment, and corrected: "According to the inheritance, you are probably equivalent to the second son, not the real son."

"Hey, poke your heart." Jia She directly punched Tan Li's chest lightly twice, "I originally planned to pinch someone in charge of marriage, such as Cupid, and let the royal family promote Yue Lao Hong Niang and so on. After all, the City God said that the cultivation of the way of heaven basically comes from the belief in incense. It is also mentioned in the original book that she spreads lovesickness herself. Isn't this equivalent to setting up a set and solving the set."

"It's just that Xuanbu's focus is on the feng shui situation of the Twelve Nobile family, and we focus on drought. Unexpectedly, we gave the other party a chance to breathe."

Speaking of which, Jia She's teeth were itching, and he couldn't wait, "Sure enough, criminals work all year round, without holidays! Boss Tan, tell me how long it takes to research the camera? How many bad things can be solved with a camera! "

"Jia Amnesty, you..."

"That's right!" Jia She straightened up and sat up straight, "Boss Tan, we have a camera!"

Tan Li carefully glanced at Jia She, seeing the excited appearance, racked his brains to think about it, but he didn't realize what the camera was, so he couldn't help but took Raja She's hand, and said solemnly: "Jia She, don't give me a hand. We are under so much pressure, let's figure out a solution together, and then..."

"Whatever, Boss Tan, rest well, take Zhen'er to the hot spring villa tomorrow, and I will take someone back to the city to find the second child immediately!"

"Second child?"

"The most beautiful public toilet!" Jia She patted his thigh and said forcefully, "When my brother Jing designed it, he chose the location according to the flow of people. , I also painted a beautiful Zigu! I also asked me to open it, fearing that someone would take advantage of it to cheat Jia’s family. I posted one for each toilet. It is said that some people saw the beautiful painting, so they bought it and posted it in their own homes.”

Speaking of which, Jia Amnesty became even more excited: "Who did you make Zigu? Even I didn't make it, and I learned later!"

"You..." Tan Li was in a daze, "Speak slowly, I can't keep up with your thoughts."

He knows that Zigu, also known as the third girl of the pit, is the toilet god. It existed in the Six Dynasties and prevailed in the Tang and Song dynasties.There are records in Su Shi's "Zigu Shenji" and Shen Kuo's "Mengxi Bi Tan".In addition to doing things in the toilet, Zigu can also be a prophet.The folks often use dustpans, plants or chopsticks, wear clothes and hairpin flowers, and ask the gods to descend. 】Women will tell their hearts to him, or pray for their unmarried daughters.It's just that it gradually declined later, and basically no one knew about it.

"Chenghuang said that in the Tang Dynasty, the heaven fell, and the gods in the sky disappeared, but the gods on the ground were still active, but because of the dissipation of spiritual power and the lack of incense and belief, they gradually fell. Later, the underworld There was also an accident. He passed through the last glorious period belonging to the city god and was canonized as king by the court. But after the defeat of the previous dynasty, he fell into a coma, relying on sleep to support the last trace of spiritual power. Because we are going, Awaken the last bit of spiritual power." Jia She said: "I reckon, the toilet god can also be awakened. Firstly, he does not serve in heaven on earth, and secondly, our public toilets are the most beautiful. The public toilets are so beautiful and bright Yes, and Zigu's god is my elder brother Jing and sister-in-law studying what Dongpo drew, it's really pretty."

"I'll try it and wake Zigu up. After waking up people, you will know a lot of things about the toilet, the convenient place of your daughter's house. The city god will check out ghosts, and then Zigu will check out people. She can Prophet, can't you rewind the tape? Isn't it more convenient to check than to follow the wind?"

Tan Li stroked the logic, looked at Jia She's high spirits, thought about the somewhat illusory toilet god, and nodded, "No matter what, let's try it together."