Canary of the gods

After the Sansha struggle ended, the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia signed a truce.

One day, Ogai Mori, the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong, accidentally learned that Osamu Dazai, the former cadre who had defected, had actually fallen in love!And the target is a colleague of the Armed Detective Agency, a man.

Falling in love with a man is actually not a strange thing, but the problem is that neither the matter of "falling in love" nor the fact that the person in love is a man has nothing to do with that Dazai!

Mori Ogai, who had taught the other party for a while, couldn't imagine what it would be like for the other party to fall in love.

When Osamu Dazai was still in the Port Mafia, he could line up for the outstanding women he cried and even circle the Gang Hei Building, but I never saw him being moved.

How could you fall in love with a man without warning?Is there anything special about this man?If the future and the detective agency tear up the truce agreement, can the port mafia use this man as a breakthrough?

So... Gossip (strike out) the far-sighted leader Sen quietly called the Black Lizard Troop.

After listening to the leader's cryptic instructions, Ichiyo Higuchi led the three Black Lizards to take over this somewhat special stalking task.

In order not to be discovered, they even disguised themselves—changing into ordinary clothes, wearing hats and wigs.

During the whole process, Yin and Tachihara Michizao's moods were hard to describe.

Silver is because she ran into Dazai Osamu on the street, and he was with a beautiful woman at that time, and his behavior was quite intimate.At that moment, she guessed whether the other party was his girlfriend.So now it's not very difficult to accept that the other party is in love.But what she didn't expect was... According to their leader, the person who fell in love with Osamu Dazai turned out to be a man? ? ?Even a member of the Armed Detective Agency.Then what happened to the girl she saw before...

Li Yuan Michizo is...he knows who that lover is!And that lover is not easy to provoke!The opponent's BUG-like supernatural ability has not been exposed to the port mafia for the time being, but as an undercover agent sent by the military and police to the Hong Kong black, he is also a member of the Hound, and he knows it!To put it bluntly, they are asking for information in case of emergencies. To put it bluntly, they are just going to be paparazzi!Is it true that he won't be discovered by that guy, and then erase his memory and throw it directly back to the gate of Hong Kong Hei? ? ?

Unlike the two with complicated moods, Higuchi Ichiyo and Hirotsu Liunang were more cautious than gossiping.

Because the object they are about to monitor is a temple cultivator who is as strong as the ceiling of Hong Kong and black combat power in the Central Plains.

During the Sanshe struggle, Mori Ogai sent Chuya Nakahara to infiltrate the temporary stronghold of the detective agency, but was stopped halfway.

If it wasn't for the wrong place and timing of the other party's appearance, Zhong Yuan would even think that he was an ordinary college student who hadn't graduated from school.

Of course, that thought changed instantly after the other party put down the phone and looked up at him.

Ordinary college students don't have the same eyes as carnivorous predators.

The moment their eyes met, the two moved their hands at the same time in a very tacit understanding.When both sides fight each other, they have spare energy, and this is just to find out the details of the other side.

After probing, Zhong Yuanzhong also found that this person's strength should not be underestimated.He couldn't bear to be a little excited, and wanted to show his real strength to compete with this guy.And it seems that the other party also has such a plan.

But the president of the detective agency suddenly stopped at this time.

The other party is a member of the detective agency, so he will naturally be obedient.And Zhongyuan Zhong also had orders from its own leader, so in the end the two sides had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​letting go of their hands and feet and fighting.

Zhongyuan Zhong also sent a letter to the president of the detective agency according to the request of his own leader, then turned his head and said to a temple repair who was bowing his head and playing with his mobile phone: "Hey, what's your name?"

"A temple repair."

"You're not bad, when will we have a fight?"

"No."

"?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also puzzled, didn't they have a good fight just now?

Ji Yiji did not raise his head, and said in a calm tone: "Dazai said, 'just self-defense is fine, if the black-painted dwarf who manipulates gravity asks you for a fight, then don't bother him, because low IQ is It will be contagious.'" Of course, there is a sentence "You are already stupid enough" after Osamu Dazai's original words... However, there is no need to say this to let the other party know.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Two veins popped out of his forehead, he said through gritted teeth, "That dead mackerel—"

Considering the positions of both of them, Zhongyuan Zhong also thought that sooner or later he would fight this person.Unexpectedly, shortly after this, their port mafia signed a truce with the Armed Detective Agency.

After finally finding a guy with the right skills, he still has some regrets.

After Mori Ogai heard about it, he also became a little interested in this person.And this kind of interest reached its peak after knowing that the other party was Osamu Dazai's lover.

So this time, let the Black Lizard Troop secretly investigate the other party's information.

On the way to the detective agency, Ichiyo Higuchi and others happened to meet Osamu Dazai who had just completed the commission.

It was nothing at first, but the key point is that when they saw Osamu Dazai, they found him walking with a tall woman, talking and laughing, and behaving intimately.

The four of them were startled, and each found a cover to hide.After making sure that the other party didn't notice them, he sneaked out to observe them.

With a little distance, they couldn't hear what the two of them said clearly, but from some details of getting along, it can be seen that the relationship between the two is definitely not simple.

Cut hair, pinch earlobes, touch cheeks, hold little hands...

Halfway through the walk, Osamu Dazai even took out something from the other party's handbag very skillfully, opened the cover, unscrewed it out, then gently pinched the other party's chin, and put on lipstick for her.

Hong Kong black people:! ! !

Looking at it again, the woman looked as if she was used to it, and at a glance, she knew that it was not the first time that Osamu Dazai had done such a thing.

Moreover, Yin unexpectedly discovered that this girl looked very familiar.Isn't this the person who was by Dazai Osamu's side when she ran into him last time?

The Hong Kong black people gasped.

Didn't the leader say that Osamu Dazai's love partner is a man?why now...

An idea gradually took shape.

Could it be that……

"This guy is on two boats???" Higuchi Kazuyo spoke out what everyone was thinking.

Thinking about it carefully, when she and Dazai Osamu first met, the other party's behavior was very frivolous.Although it turned out that the guy was trying to leave a bug in her pocket, but the skillful touch and the way he spoke all proved that the other party was a veteran.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is not impossible for the other party to have a boyfriend and still have an affair with other women.only……

"That guy is so smug!" Higuchi Ichiyo narrowed his eyes, "How can you play with other people's feelings like this!"

Silver nodded vigorously.

Guangjin Liulang stroked his mustache, shook his head, and said "tsk tsk".

Tachihara Michizao felt a little strange.If Osamu Dazai did this, with a temple cultivator's ability, wouldn't he know?But...it's hard to say, after all, no matter how special his supernatural ability is, it still can't be effective in the face of Osamu Dazai, who has a disqualification in the world.

So unconsciously, the goal of the group of four changed from investigating "Osamu Dazai's lover" to "tracking Osamu Dazai and his cheating partner".

On the other side, Osamu Dazai, who was being followed, and his "derailed partner"...

Taking the opportunity of replenishing his lipstick, Osamu Dazai confirmed his guess: "Sure enough, someone is following us."

As soon as his "infidelity partner" Miss Akiko moved her eyes, Osamu Dazai reminded him: "Don't move, just let them follow and see what their intentions are."

"Ah."

After finishing up the lipstick, Osamu Dazai looked at his masterpiece carefully, and said happily, "Sure enough, this color matches Akiko very well."

"...Every time I say 'women's clothing is the last time', and next time I will prepare the skirt." A temple said in a flat tone, "You can even apply lipstick skillfully now."

"Obviously Xiu said it himself~" Osamu Dazai buttoned up the lipstick with a smile, put it back into a handbag of Ji Xiu, wrapped his arms around his waist, and led him to continue walking.

A temple cultivator snorted dissatisfiedly, and muttered: "I don't remember saying that at all."

"Eh? That's right, but I have a recording."

A temple cultivator: "..."

The two people in front were getting more and more sticky, as if they could embrace and kiss each other in the next second, doing some shameful things.The Hong Kong and Hei four sneakily followed, without even realizing that they were taken away from the crowd and into a remote and quiet alley.

There was no one else around, and Osamu Dazai, who was walking in front, suddenly asked, "Is the port mafia idle?"

The four Hong Kong and black people who were named were shocked, and subconsciously held the weapons in their hands.

Dazai Osamu and Ichijo Jishu turned around and looked at the empty alley exit.

The former continued: "Come out, if there is anything, it would be better to discuss it in person, wouldn't it?"

But there was still no movement over there, as if Osamu Dazai was talking to the air just now.

Osamu Dazai nodded at a temple.

The latter disappeared without warning with a "whoosh".

Not long after, four heavy objects fell to the ground in the quiet alley, and the four gangsters who had been following them were thrown in front of Osamu Dazai one by one.

Osamu Dazai looked down at Higuchi Kazuyo and the others who fell to the ground like an arhat, and said with a smile on his face, "Oh, isn't this an old acquaintance?"

Higuchi Ichiyo hadn't recovered from the dizziness, when he heard Dazai Osamu's teasing voice, he immediately got up, holding the pistol tightly in his hand, and glanced back and forth between Dazai Osamu and Ichijiu in surprise. ——It is mainly a temple repair.

"Supernatural powers?"

Sixiu Yiyi didn't speak, but folded his hands on his chest and looked at her indifferently.

"Huh? Why, do you have any questions about my Akiko?" Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets and said unhurriedly.

Hearing the phrase "My Akiko", Higuchi Ichiyo raised his eyebrows and said meaningfully: "I didn't expect that, you bastard. You already have a boyfriend, but you still flirt with other women."

A temple cultivator: "..."

Osamu Dazai was taken aback after hearing this, and then burst out laughing.

Higuchi Ichiyo frowned, and said, "What's so ridiculous! You are a heartless scumbag who plays with other people's feelings wantonly!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

A temple cultivator: "Pfft."

Higuchi Ichiyo pointed the finger at a priest again: "And you! You can laugh out loud, it seems that you are not ignorant!"

"..." A temple cultivator who was suddenly named was choked up.

He blinked, looked down at his long skirt, and said hesitantly, "Actually..."

He didn't deliberately disguise his voice when he spoke, so Ichiyo Higuchi realized something was wrong when he heard his voice.

A flash of light came to mind.

Could it be that……

"You're a man...you're his boyfriend???"

The name boyfriend... It's the first time I've heard it from someone else.

A temple cultivator scratched his cheek, and nodded somewhat uncomfortably.

The expressions of the Hong Kong black people split instantly.

The big guy in women's clothing in front of me is that... the guy whose strength is on par with that of the Central Plains?

Higuchi Ichiyo said tremblingly: "Then you need to wear women's clothes for the mission...?"

"That's not true." A priest curled his lips and said without thinking, "It's just Dazai's bad taste."

Osamu Dazai scratched his cheek: "It seems that it is my fault alone."

A priest snorted, "Who else could it be if it wasn't you?"

Osamu Dazai surrendered helplessly: "Okay—it's all my bad taste, okay?"

Alas--

All Hong Kong and Hei people looked at him in unison, with subtle expressions.

I didn't expect you to be such a Dazai Osamu!

...Should I say that he really deserves to be a student brought out by their leader?

In the Hongkong office, Mori Ogai just picked up a small skirt: "Come on~ Baby Alice, try this..." Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly sneezed earth-shatteringly, causing Alice to go to him in disgust. Backed away.

Mori Ogai rubbed his itchy nose, muttering in his heart.

He doesn't have a cold either... Then who is speaking ill of him?

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The new civilization opened at eight o'clock in the morning.The persona and outline have been improved, so there are additions and deletions in the copywriting, it is recommended to read it again

Title: "Miss Izumi whose gender is male"

Copywriting: In order to collect information, Izumi Uchiha hides in women's clothing all year round in the flower street tour profile

One day, he suddenly heard that the head of his family had defected from the village, so he also packed his bags and ran away

But not long after recovering the man's body, Izumi, who was out to inquire about Konoha's situation, was actually targeted by his former boss' nemesis Senju

Seriously injured and on the verge of death, Quan accidentally came to a different time and space, and was picked up by an old scavenger who lost his granddaughter not long ago

The old man who was so sad that he was delirious thought Izumi was his dead granddaughter and prepared the granddaughter's high school uniform for him

no education, no memory

The family is destitute and destitute

So Izumi, wearing a girls' high school uniform, started a difficult part-time job in Yokohama

one night

Hong Kong and black cadres go to the bar to drink with their subordinates

He was fed a lot, he went to the toilet halfway

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he saw the "female" waiter with his back turned to him

"Sorry for the wrong turn!"

He closed the door with a bang, and turned to the next door.

"Ah—rogue!!!"

He was shut outside the door with a bang, and was so frightened that he immediately sobered up.

Edible Guidelines:

1. The male lead is a femme fatale, with low strength, and his biggest weapon is his appearance

2. During the persecution.True persecution, the kind that cheats money, sex and people. HE

3. Non-shuangwen