Canary of the gods

After Yiyi Jixiu's supernatural ability recovered, Saiki Kusuo had no reason to continue traveling back and forth for a few more time and space.

Since he had already decided to wear the super power sealing device, Saiki Kusuo was going to separate from a temple revision scripture, and told the other party a few words by the way.

But he never expected that when he teleported into a temple's bedroom, it just happened to bump into a temple and Osamu Dazai laying on the bed.

In fact, it is not a picture that is not suitable for children. Strictly speaking, it is just to the extent of pulling hands.But firstly, the location was not right, and secondly, the atmosphere between the two of them was really ambiguous, which made it obvious that they were having an affair at a glance.

Saiki Kusuo fell silent.

The entire bedroom seemed to be frozen, the air was stagnant, and the temperature dropped to freezing point.

After the initial surprise, Osamu Dazai greeted Saiki Kusuo with a smile as usual: "Good evening, Kusuo-kun."

Saiki Kusuo glanced at him and said nothing.

The crisis radar, which was not effective at all times, worked again, and Sixiu Yiyi was just about to say something to break the weird atmosphere.But before him, Saiki Kusuo spoke first.

He said "I'll wait for you in the yard" at Osamu Dazai expressionlessly, and then disappeared into the room.

"..."

The two who were thrown in the room looked at each other.

Ji Yiji felt guilty for no reason, but Osamu Dazai looked relaxed, patted his head, and said, "You should watch TV first."

"Oh……"

So it was no surprise that Osamu Dazai was beaten up again by the guardian boss Kusuo's father.

After admonishing the bastard who made cabbage, the old father Qi Mu Kusuo, who hated iron and steel, turned his attention to cabbage on his own house who was rushing to jump into other people's pits—this one also needs to be cleaned up, and he can't escape.

He hooked his fingers at a monk who was lying on the window sill on the second floor watching.

[Go, go directly to the moon? 】

A monk who hadn't let go of his hands and feet to fight for a long time, his eyes lit up, and suggested: "Go a little farther, go to Mars! I won't be seen by the guys from the other half of the earth after smashing the moon."

Osamu Dazai lying on the ground pretending to be dead: "..."

Saiki Kusuo thought about it, he didn't even look at Osamu Dazai who was lying on the ground, and disappeared in place in an instant.

One temple repair was not in a hurry to set off.

He first helped Osamu Dazai into the house, and then stuffed the medical kit into his arms.When he turned around and was about to leave, Osamu Dazai grabbed his hand suddenly, kissed the back of his hand, and said with a smile, "Come on."

"Ok!"

Later, Osamu Dazai watched a world-shattering duel through a live broadcast left by a temple repair.

Ji Yijiu and Saiki Kusuo directly fought the entire planet, and the battle was very fierce.Osamu Dazai couldn't catch their figures with the naked eye at all, and could only judge their location through the ground that suddenly collapsed and the dust that suddenly kicked up.

In the end, Osamu Dazai, who really couldn't see their moves clearly, gave up struggling and went to the kitchen to prepare supper.

But who would have thought that these two would fight all night. If it weren't for the consideration that Saiki Kusuo would have to go to school the next day, they would probably be able to fight all day.

After a quick fight, the two parted directly on Mars, where they had recovered several times.

Saiki Kusuo returned to his own world, wearing a super power sealing device.

After the excited monk returned home, sleepiness swept over him, flooding his brain in an instant.

He forced himself to wash up briefly, then collapsed on the bed stunned, without even taking off his slippers.

Osamu Dazai, who was crushed, woke up suddenly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the sleepy face of a priest who was close at hand.

He couldn't laugh or cry, and asked, "Has Kusuo-kun gone back?"

"Um……"

"Won't you come over in the future?"

"Um……"

"Have you said goodbye?"

"Um……"

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes, took the mobile phone from the bedside, prepared to record, and asked again: "Tomorrow, I will repair women's clothes for a day?"

"Um……"

Plan pass!

Osamu Dazai, who had malicious intentions, was about to take the opportunity to ask for something else, but Jijiu Yiji, who just wanted to sleep now, got impatient when asked, raised his hand and smacked at Osamu Dazai—although he didn't use much force, the other party stretched out his hand Just got caught.

"Okay, okay, I'll let you go this time, go to sleep."

He kissed the back of a temple cultivator's hand, then stuffed the person into the quilt, hugged him like a large doll, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

It's just that they, including Saiki Kusuo himself, didn't expect that the latter's supernatural power would be frightened back by a cockroach after a year of disappearance. After hearing about it, a priest laughed at him.

Saiki Kusuo, who has superpowers again, of course, will soon come to another time and space to visit his bamboo horse.

In order to avoid the embarrassment like last time, he deliberately chose the daytime, and he didn't teleport directly to a temple's bedroom, but his living room.

When he appeared in the living room, Saiki Kusuo felt it, but he didn't hear a single voice from the priest.He thought the other party hadn't gotten off work yet, so he sat on the sofa and watched TV for a while.

Unexpectedly, at a certain moment, he heard the voice of the other party, which came from the bedroom.

When he heard it for the first time, Saiki Kusuo couldn't help being startled, because he actually heard a priest say "so uncomfortable" in his heart!

Even if that guy breaks his arms and legs, his heart is calm and calm.What happened to such a person that made him feel "so uncomfortable"?

In addition, it is strange that a temple cultivator's inner voice only appeared for a moment.That is to say, Saiki Kusuo heard a very abrupt "I'm so uncomfortable", and his heart stopped abruptly.Even if he looked with clairvoyance, he couldn't see what was going on in the bedroom, which was very strange.

Saiki Kusuo thought that something happened to his bamboo horse, and just as the cooldown of teleportation was over, he quickly moved to the bedroom...

However, what Kusuo Saiki, who was concerned about and confused, forgot is that there will be a situation where he can't hear the other party's voice or see the other party's situation. There is another reason - Osamu Dazai, who has the ability to nullify the alien, is beside Ji Yijiu.

I don't know if it's a coincidence or not, but the two of them happened to be on vacation that day.

So Saiki Kusuo just accidentally bumped into the scene of the young couple, and this time the scale is much larger than before.

Old father Saiki Kusuo who finally graduated from high school after all these years: ...

So, what happened a year ago repeated itself.

Furious, Saiki Kusuo called Dazai Osamu to the yard and beat him up again, and then this time he fought directly with Ichiji Temple for a whole day-naturally, the rare vacation of the young couple also went to waste.

One temple cultivator thought nothing of it, and was even quite happy, after all, he thought he would never have the chance to see his bamboo horse in this life.

But Osamu Dazai didn't think so. He covered his swollen face and bowed his head in thought.

How should I tactfully remind the old father who is guarding the cub to recognize the fact that the cabbage he planted has already been taken home by himself, so it is no problem to fry and cook it by himself?

Hmm... Although the reason is justified, we must also pay attention to the timing and method, lest the old father who protects the cub beat him up again.

Ugh.

Dazai sighed silently.

He just wanted to eat a cabbage.