Canary of the gods

After Osamu Dazai finished saying that sentence, Ji Yiyi disappeared in front of him, quickly, as if fleeing.

Osamu Dazai rubbed the back of his head, not surprised by this.

At this time, the colleagues of the Armed Detective Agency had already finished the follow-up, and Kunikida Doppo greeted Osamu Dazai loudly: "Hey, Dazai! It's time to go!"

"Yes Yes--"

On the other side, Ji Yijiu returned to his home with the autographed CD given by Director Ishiuchi.

The recording pen that he crushed before was still scattered on the ground, and he glanced at it when he passed by.Originally, he planned to clean it up and throw it in the trash can, but for some reason, when he changed his mind, the recording pen was restored to its original state and fell into his hands.

He walked to the sofa with the recording pen, pressed the play button and placed it on the low table in front of him, together with the signed CD.

He sat on the sofa with his knees crossed, staring straight at the recorder and signed CDs on the table side by side, his mind was empty, and he didn't think about anything.

As before, after the long blank period at the beginning, Dazai's arrogant and beating voice came from the recorder.

"Surprise!"

"How is it? Isn't it a surprise~"

At that time, a priest heard this, so he crushed the recording pen and went to Osamu Dazai to settle the score. Naturally, he didn't continue to listen, and he didn't know if there would be any content in the future.

After that, there was another long blank space.

A temple cultivator waited for a while, but still didn't hear anything.

Just when he thought that there were only those two paragraphs in the recording pen, he stretched out his hand and was about to turn off the recording pen and put it away, when Osamu Dazai's voice came from inside again.

This time, his tone was no longer the same as before, and if a priest listened to it, he would have the idea of ​​pulling him over and beating him up, but it was serious and calm, and could even be called gentle.

"Talking too many times, you and I should be bothered? So this is the last time. After this time, I will never bother Xiu Jun again."

He reported an address and a phone number, and then said: "The time is two weeks. After two weeks, I don't need to do anything about you. I will delete everything about you, and I won't invade your space and disturb your life again. So Xiujun doesn’t have to worry about unnecessary things.”

Hearing this, a monk grunted in his heart.

It turns out that this guy also knows that he is annoying.

"That's it, I wish you a happy life~"

One Sixiu waited for a while, and only after he found that the recording started to replay, did he really confirm that the recording ended where it was just now.

He pressed the recording, tilted his body to the side, fell on the sofa, picked up the pillow next to him, and covered his entire face.

going or not?

Did the guy just let him go?

Wouldn't that be embarrassing.

But if you don't go...

Hmm... It feels like... a little bit unwilling?

After all, it was hard to meet a guy who would not be affected by him. Although it was indeed noisy, but...

He suddenly took the pillow off his head again, staring blankly at the ceiling in a daze.

His mind was empty for a while, and a mess for a while, a monk even forgot that the sofa under him was not his big bed, and rolled to the side subconsciously.

He only heard a muffled sound of "boom", and he rolled to the floor.Fortunately, there was a soft and thick carpet on the floor, so I didn't feel much pain.

So he just lay down on the carpet and couldn't get up.

Anyway, there are still two weeks, let's talk.

In the following week, Osamu Dazai did not come to the door.

On the one hand, Jiyi Jixiu is happy that he has returned to a normal, undisturbed life again, but on the other hand, he can't help but think of his bamboo horse who tried to save the world.

"That guy Kusuo... is so slow, he hasn't managed to stop the disaster yet..."

A temple cultivator was lying on the sofa, flicking his phone half-heartedly, not paying much attention to the screen.

He wanted to go back and take a look, but he was worried that if he suddenly returned to the original world, his plan would be interrupted by accident and his success would come to naught.After all, this is not the first time such a thing has happened, so in the past few years, a temple repairer has never been back at all.

Anyway... after the dust settles over there, he should come to him... right?

He was a little uncertain, because maybe his bamboo horse prevented a volcanic eruption, and after a temple was repaired, there would be another earthquake or tsunami or something.

A priest grabbed an apple from the fruit plate and bit it expressionlessly.

There was a replay of "Wind Chime House" on the TV next to him, but he had already done it for the second time or even the third time this week.Although it was still very good to watch, after repeating it many times, the drama had lost its freshness to him, and naturally he couldn't arouse his interest.

I don’t have any inspiration and don’t want to draw, and the recent TV dramas are not interesting, so he started to watch “I don’t love you when you love me, and I fall in love with you again after you don’t love me” .

"Ahhh... so boring."

After eating the apple in two or three bites, he casually threw the core into the trash can, then lay down on the sofa again, picked up the pillow next to him to cover his head, let his mind go blank, and stared blankly for a while.

What's the matter, hasn't he spent all these years like this?It's only been a few days...

"How about giving it a try? Anyway, you have nothing to lose."

"Tsk, so annoying."

In the next second, a temple priest disappeared from the room, and the pillow that lost its support rolled off the sofa.

The next morning, Armed Detective Agency.

News is broadcasting on TV.

"Yesterday afternoon, a small uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean was suspected to have fallen from the sky..."

Tanizaki Junichiro looked at the messy Kojima on TV, whose original appearance could no longer be seen, and couldn't help clicking his tongue.

"Fortunately, the meteorite landed on an uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean. If it landed on land, the consequences would be disastrous."

His younger sister Tanizaki Naomi leaned on his shoulders, watched the news with him, and also expressed emotion: "Really..."

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the table and yawning again and again, raised his head and looked at the Tanizaki brothers and sisters, "What uninhabited island?"

Tanizaki Junichiro recounted the general content of the news report to him.

"Eh~ Is that so~"

Osamu Dazai sighed inexplicably, with a half-smile on his face.

Kunikida Doppo, who was sitting opposite him, tapped on the keyboard, and said expressionlessly: "How is this, and the newcomer you recommended with the president before, what the hell..."

Before he could finish speaking, Osamu Dazai interrupted him, "It's all said, he's still thinking about it, but he should report it soon, right?"

Kunikida Dopō closed the laptop with a snap, and frowned slightly, "You said he and you solved the haunted house drug hiding case last time, but whether it's the two guys who were arrested or the crew The members said that you arrived at the scene alone at the time."

"And you also said that he sent important physical evidence to the detective agency... But didn't you ask the staff of the crew to run errands to deliver that thing?"

"That's right." At this time, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters also came over, and Tanizaki Junichiro added, "Later, that staff member led us the way, so that we and the police could arrive at the location of the film crew in time."

Kunikida Doppo folded his arms and said to Osamu Dazai who was playing with the pen in boredom: "And, the evidence was 'airdropped' into the detective agency, and the windows were broken..."

He looked around the detective agency, but he didn't see a piece of broken glass at all.

Osamu Dazai threw away the pen, shaking his body from side to side like a child with ADHD, "So Kunikida-kun thinks I'm lying?"

"Aren't you lying and tricking people less often?" Kunikida Doppo always felt bad when he thought about it, he pushed his glasses, "But you probably wouldn't lie about this kind of thing, so..."

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently, and asked: "So?"

"Did you eat too many poisonous mushrooms, and the residual toxins accumulated in your brain, causing hallucinations?"

Osamu Dazai pouted, obviously not satisfied with Kunikida Doppo's guess.He muttered, "If hallucinations really occur, why would I invent an inexplicable man? Shouldn't he be a beautiful woman who can accompany me to die in love? Although Xiujun's female costume is also pretty..."

"..."

Kunikida Doppo saw that he didn't look serious, and didn't want to waste time with him, so he waved his hand like a fly, "If it's as you said, then you..."

"dong dong dong"

There was a knock on the door of the Armed Detective Agency.

Tanizaki Naomi let go of her brother's arm and went straight to open the door.

Standing outside the door was a tall man with a crossbody bag on his back. A mask covered most of his face.

Seeing that he was not an acquaintance, Naomi Tanizaki greeted him subconsciously: "Hi, may I ask..."

Sweeping his gaze inadvertently, she was immediately intimidated by those indifferent light golden eyes, and she didn't even have time to finish her sentence.

"Naomi?"

Tanizaki Junichiro, who had been paying attention to the situation at the door, called out suspiciously, "Are you a guest?"

Hearing Junichiro Tanizaki's voice, Naomi Tanizaki came back to her senses and took a step back unconsciously.This step seemed to make her retreat from the edge of the abyss to the safe zone, and her fear surged up like a rising tide, and her heart was beating non-stop.

this person……

very scary!

"That, that..."

Unknowingly, a drop of cold sweat slid down Tanizaki Naomi's forehead.She raised her head, but she didn't dare to look directly at those eyes that made her terrified. Her eyes fell on the man's mask vainly, and she stuttered unconsciously.

Hmm...it seems to leave a bad impression on people.

A priest blinked his eyes, and restrained himself a little.

Huh?

The person in front of me... seems to have become normal again?

Tanizaki Naomi frowned.

Although the feeling had changed, she was really impressed by the fear of standing on the edge of a cliff and staring into the abyss just now, so she didn't dare to relax her vigilance against this person at all.

"Naomi, what's the matter? Why don't you invite guests in?"

Noticing something wrong with his sister, Tanizaki Junichiro came over.

Before the two brothers and sisters could talk to each other, a priest directly explained his intentions.

"I'm here to find someone, by the way..."

A temple cultivator pursed his lips, and his voice suddenly softened: "By the way, apply for the job."

"……what?"