Canary of the gods

"That, Xiu-kun..." Osamu Dazai said weakly.

"Ok?"

"Can you talk about things like this at will?" Osamu Dazai looked helpless, "Aren't you worried that I will leak this matter? There are so many people who are interested in breaking the barriers of time and space?"

A priest blinked and said nonchalantly, "Then what can you do with me? Even if my supernatural power doesn't work on you, you can't watch me anytime, anywhere, right? Besides..."

He took a meaningful look at Dazai Osamu's injuries, and he almost wrote "You are the weak chicken can do nothing to me" directly on his face.

Osamu Dazai choked, it seems that this is indeed the truth.

"No matter how bad it is, it's just a matter of changing to a new world." A temple cultivator's tone was very relaxed, as if this matter was no different from changing to a new flavor of toothpaste.

Osamu Dazai didn't make any comments on Ichijiu's thoughts, he stroked his chin and thought for a while, "Listening to Xiu-kun's tone, it seems that this is not the first time he has done this?"

A temple cultivator nodded, "The first world was quite unlucky, and he encountered a strange second-degree disease. He said that he wanted to become the god of the new world, but before creating a new world, he had to destroy the old world, so he Destroyed that world into a miasma and devastated the lives. A villain like this should be dealt with by a righteous person, right?"

Osamu Dazai nodded: "It's usually like this in graphic novels."

"That's right, so I didn't care about it—of course, if I did, it might be more troublesome." A monk sighed, "But just after I took the college entrance examination and just got the university admission letter, the school suddenly notified me We don't have to report for now."

Osamu Dazai: "Why?"

One Sixiu: "Because the school was bombed."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

"Although I have never been unable to do what I want to do." A priest frowned, and he could see that he was a little bit upset until now, "But I didn't get lazy because of it, and I diligently memorized and brushed up on the tutoring questions. Ban, the university that was finally admitted to, was blown up by someone???"

Osamu Dazai clenched his fist with one hand to his mouth, blocking the laughter that almost blurted out.

"Hey, what then?"

A temple repair expressionless, "I beat him up."

"Pfft." Osamu Dazai still couldn't hold back his laughter.

A temple cultivator: "At that time, most of the cornerstones of the world were destroyed by him, and the order of the whole world became a mess, no less than the end of the world. Even if I beat him half to death, it was just a sigh of relief. It will take time to rebuild the world. But I couldn't bear the long-term life without the Internet and TV dramas, so I simply changed the world."

Osamu Dazai: "That's why you came here?"

A temple repairman said hesitantly: "Well...Actually, I have experienced a few worlds in the middle, but all..."

Osamu Dazai: "...?" Why do you sound like a humanoid tornado?Wherever you go, there will be a big storm?

Apparently, a temple cultivator also thinks so, he said: "It may be a coincidence once or twice, but more than three times, it has to be noticed. Coupled with my ability...so sometimes I also think, is it right? My appearance took away the luck of the whole world?"

"Why was I born?"

This question has troubled him for a long time.

"I'm not afraid of your jokes. I once thought of committing suicide."

Osamu Dazai smiled sweetly, "How could that be?" He himself is a guy who often commits suicide, how could he make fun of others for the same thing.

"But..."

As he said that, as if he didn't know the pain, he "clicked" his wrist and broke the bone.

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

Then, his hand healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if in an instant, his hand returned to its original shape.

One of the temple repairs moved twice, and everything was as usual, without leaving any sequelae, as if it had been reverted with one click.

Osamu Dazai was amazed.

"Before self-mutilation or suicide like this, I would empty my mind of thoughts. But look..." A priest handed the hand that could not see any abnormalities in front of Osamu Dazai, "Except for the process will be a little painful, in the end As a result, I couldn't do any real harm to myself."

Osamu Dazai checked the hand, and found that it was exactly as Ji Yijiu said.

"Indeed."

"It can be seen from this that cutting my wrists and throat is useless to me." A temple repairman started to count with his fingers, "Poison can't kill me, fire can't kill me, and vehicles big and small on the road brake suddenly, drift, fly over eaves and walls. Can't touch me..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Jumping from a high-rise will be swept up by the wind in the middle, and then landed smoothly; the rope is broken or the beam of the house is broken before the symptoms of breathing difficulties occur after hanging; jumping into the river and into the sea is not to mention, because I can do it in the water. to breathe in the sea, so in the end it was just a sleep in the sea..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Then I thought, suicide is not enough, can't he kill him? But even if I stand at the scene of gang fights and make them a living target, the bullets can't scratch my skin."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

One Temple Xiu: "I can't help it, I have to trouble Kusuo."

This Kusuo plays a slightly higher frequency, and it seems that he is not a simple character.

Dazai thought so.

"I asked him to help cut half of the mountain and throw it down from a height of [-] meters."

Osamu Dazai: "???"

"But he said that there would be a lot of noise, so we took the next best thing and picked a slightly larger rock. The height was also cut in half, cut in half and cut in half again... only dropped from a height of [-] meters."

"As a result, the rock shattered, and my head was covered with ashes." A monk sighed, "It's really hard to seek death."

"Yes." Osamu Dazai felt the same, with a melancholy face, wiped away tears that didn't exist, and said sincerely: "You tried so hard to commit suicide, and the result... oh! It's really too miserable!"

"From this point of view, my ability is not the so-called 'whatever you want' at all." Said a priest, "It's just that within the limits of 'it', I can do everything smoothly."

Osamu Dazai asked, "Who is 'it'?"

A priest shrugged, "Who knows, maybe it's a god or something."

"Is it the caged bird of God..." Dazai Osamu pondered for a while, "So that's how you define yourself."

One temple master said "huh" and said: "At first I was very angry, smashed many islands in the Pacific Ocean, and even caused two large-scale submarine earthquakes, and it was Kusuo who cleaned up the mess for me. "

"Later, Kusuo told me that among the people living in this world, who is not imprisoned by life? It's just that everything went smoothly for me since I was born. There are so many things that can be easily obtained. There is no need to work hard or fight for it. .Over time, my appetite has been nurtured, and it also makes me feel that 'everything I want' can be taken for granted and unquestionable. So once my needs are not met, I hit a wall in some places Now, it looks like the sky is going to collapse if you want to die or live."

After listening to a temple repair at that time, he felt that what he said was right.

"I thought about it, it's a bit like a child crying and making a fuss on the street, yelling at his parents, 'You've bought me a whole house of toys, why can't you buy me another one', but the parents refused, The children would threaten them with a hunger strike. Instead of thinking that the parents treated the child badly, passers-by would think that the child is a real bear. At most, they would murmur: This child’s parents have spoiled him.”

"Where is the real success in this world? Ordinary people work hard all their lives to get something, and maybe even die. I can have things that I can't touch. I just need to think about it a little bit. Then I lose some ordinary people Isn’t it normal to get something easily.”

After a temple was repaired, I looked away.

Is the mobile phone not fun anymore?Is the TV show bad?Or is the snack fruit not tasty?Why bother with these mind-consuming things?

So he became a very happy social fear squatting at home.

"So having said all that..."

A priest who felt that he was seriously off topic finally brought the topic back on track, and said in a flat tone, "Are you still planning to invite me to join the detective agency?"

Osamu Dazai blinked, "So Xiu-kun is not unwilling, but just worried about it..."

"Huh? Who cares..."

"Then I'll say it again. Xiu, come and help me." Osamu Dazai interrupted a sentence that Ji Xiu had left unfinished, and said in a gentle yet solemn tone, "I will bring your kindness to those you want to help. , and the malice that you are worried about, the possibility of supernatural powers will end here."

"...Why do you have to take me out of the safe zone?"

Jojo Jishu was very confused, "If you want to look at me because you are worried about my impact on the world..." Just like Kusuo who would not have had any contact with him before the age of 16.Only Nanzi appeared in front of him through time and space, which changed the original fate.They met in advance and became bamboo horses who grew up together. A temple priest will not go astray in the future, and becomes enemies with opposite positions with Kusuo.

"Actually, it's not necessary at all. I can assure you... No, I can even leave your world directly..."

"It was true that I approached you with such an idea in the beginning, but..." Dazai Osamu scratched his hair and said helplessly, "Xiu, I said that I want you to help me is not an excuse."

"If you keep confining yourself in your comfort zone, you won't find something that can fill the void in your heart."

"Actually, you know what you want, it's just that you don't dare to step out of the so-called safe zone anymore."

"..." A temple cultivator remained silent and did not respond.

Osamu Dazai went on to say: "I guess the reason why you really left the original world is not just because you find it boring to repeat time? You are worried that you will cause trouble to your friends, right? Because you said that he wants to prevent a A very serious catastrophe, and your ability is not without influence on him."

A temple cultivator quickly retorted: "It's not a friend."

"..."

Osamu Dazai didn't know whether to laugh or not for a moment, he agreed casually: "Yes, we are not friends."

A priest frowned, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "What's your reaction? If you say it's not, then it's not. It's just a coincidence that they grew up together..."

Osamu Dazai comforted him and said, "Okay, okay, if it's not, then it's not."

A temple cultivator: "..." Why does it feel like it's still very perfunctory?

"In addition, I suddenly thought..." Osamu Dazai put one hand in the pocket of his long coat and said calmly, "If you define yourself as a 'caged bird', did I accidentally break into the cage? Here, what about the little bugs who are messing around in your territory? You can actually trample me to death at any time, but you didn't do it, why?"

A priest looked at him unhappily, and said in a angry tone, "What reason? There is no reason! Do I need a reason for what I want to do?"

"Since there is no reason anyway..." Osamu Dazai smiled suddenly, and stretched out his hand, "Then how about trying to get out? Anyway, there is no loss for you."

If he could really come out, would he use this guy to remind him?

Ji Yiji curled his lips, and the sarcasm had already reached his lips, but he didn't expect to be blocked by Dazai Osamu's next words.

"If you want to get something, you have to give something. If you don't try, how do you know you can't do it? Even if you really can't do it..."

"It's not me."

"I'll help you open the cage and serve as a bridge connecting you with the world."