I am the smartest person in the world

I woke up again from the dragon bed in the Golden Dragon Palace.

The roof is still the same roof, the birdsong outside the window is still crisp, and the aches and pains in my body are not too different from the feeling after being slept by a woman who hates officials in the past. The sun is but a dream of mine.

just almost.

"what are you doing here?!"

I looked in horror at the person who should never have appeared beside Zhenlong's bed at this time, subconsciously stretched out my hand to touch my chest, found that I was still wearing clothes, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Where is the lady of the enemy official?" I asked.

"What kind of woman who hates officials?" The prime minister followed his white beard with a blank expression.

I froze for a moment, "My woman who hates officials! She was an assassin at the beginning, then I took me in as an official woman, then locked me in a small dark room, and then rescued me!"

I suddenly became nervous, the prime minister wouldn't take advantage of me in a coma to kill the woman who hated the official, right?Or even more frightening, is the matter between me and the enemy official's woman just a dream?

I was sweating from fright.

"There are no assassins in this world, and there are no women who hate officials," the Prime Minister said in an old spirit, "The old minister is here to tell you four things."

I stared blankly at Prime Minister White Beard, completely unable to understand what he was talking about.

Fortunately, the prime minister didn't seem to need me to understand, so he went on talking.

"The first thing: You have already taken the Zen position, and now you are the Supreme Emperor."

I:"?"

"Second thing: The new emperor is the son of the former emperor left behind among the people, and he is scheduled to ascend the throne on the fourth day of next month."

I:"?"

"The third thing: the Supreme Emperor died three days later, and his posthumous name is Ann."

I:"……"

So, this is the end of the matter?

No assassins, no women who hated officials, and no secret ways?

I went from being a beggar who no one cares about to becoming an emperor above ten thousand people, but luckily, I look somewhat similar to King Jing.The empress dowager, the prime minister, and the general knew about it all the time, but they acquiesced in Concubine Jing's actions because there was really no one who could inherit the throne.

This is also the reason why I was emptied.

How can a beggar be the emperor of a dynasty?

But now, the son of the first emperor who was left among the people has been found.

Naturally, he was useless as a beggar, so he was mercilessly beaten back to his original shape.

No, even my death date has been fixed.

Three days later.

……

I suddenly felt a little hot in the eye sockets, and immediately felt that this was the real time to wake up from the dream.

The high bed soft pillows these years are just a dream of a beggar on the street in the capital.

And now...

everything is over.

"The fourth thing..."

The prime minister's words are still going on, I don't want to listen anymore, I just feel cold in my heart and hot in my eyes, it can be said that there is a double sky of ice and fire.

"...The new emperor has already promulgated the first decree, announcing that men and men can also get married. In addition to the new emperor's ascension to the throne on the fourth day of next month, there will also be a wedding ceremony for the new emperor to marry the male queen—that is, you. .”

I:"……"

……

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I:"???"

"What do you mean?" I managed to find my voice, but found that the voice was as high-pitched as a bird singing outside the window, "You, you... say it again, I... I didn't understand..."

The Prime Minister frowned, and said a lesson: "I have said it many times before, Your Majesty... no, it's the Supreme Emperor, you have to listen carefully to what others say, why can't you remember?"

I:"……"

I can't say anything now!

I don't even know what to say!

When he wakes up, black turns into white, and the sky turns into earth. This old prime minister is still in the mood to preach!Preach!

Anxious to death!

"The Emperor is here—"

Suddenly, a familiar shout came from outside the door.

In the past, this voice would only appear when there were major events—such as when the empress dowager passed on the past to pretend to be filial to her mother and son.

Now suddenly hearing such a voice, I'm really not used to it.

Then I saw an even more unaccustomed scene.

"My minister sees the emperor, long live the emperor, long live, long live." The old prime minister knelt down with a plop, neatly, and it was completely impossible to tell that he was already sixty.

"Get up."

I stared blankly at that man walking towards my dragon bed.

The same bright yellow dragon robe, when worn on me, makes people suspect that I am a little eunuch who stole the dragon robe, but when worn on him, it makes people feel that it should be like this, a kind of king who is not angry and arrogant. Domineering.

We are all human, why is there such a big gap?

I—a little beggar on the streets of the capital who has become an emperor—feel that God is unfair for the first time.

"Let's all go down." The new emperor sat on my... his dragon bed, "I'll tell him."

"Yes."

The old prime minister retreated with a roomful of court ladies and eunuchs.

In a short while, only Zhen...me and the new emperor are left in the entire Golden Dragon Palace.

"woke up?"

"what……"

The new emperor raised his eyebrows, "Stupid?"

"...You are stupid."

"Then answer my question." The new emperor grabbed my wrist and said, "When did you become Lao Tzu?"

……

This question really has a long history, so long that I thought about it for a long time before I realized that this question was asked by a woman who hated an official—the current new emperor—in a secret way.

The reason is the phrase "Damn it, Chou Qianzhang, I am at odds with you!"...

After experiencing so many magical ups and downs, the first question asked after meeting is this real man? ?

I felt dark before my eyes, and a little dizzy.

"Zhen... I said it a long time ago, you forgot." I said calmly, "'Governance by doing nothing' is what I said, don't you remember?"

To be honest, my answer is older than the new emperor's question. It dates back to the time before the little black house, when I tried my best to persuade him not to force me to go to court again.

The new emperor obviously thought about it for a long time before he remembered when this happened, and he was speechless for a long time.

I also took advantage of this moment to take a good look at the woman who is now the new emperor's ex-official enemy.

From being forced to go to court, to being locked in a small dark room, to waking up (dizzy) and being told that I will die in three days, thinking that when I wake up from the dream, to hearing that the fourth day of next month is my big wedding , and then to...

Chou Qianzhang appeared in front of him.

Everything in the mortal world is like a dream. Until now, I have some doubts whether all this is real, whether the new emperor will disappear in a second, and I am still a beggar on the street in the capital?

"Are you really the late emperor's son?" I couldn't help asking.

"Naturally." The new emperor said, "It took the prime minister three days to check my token before letting you abdicate."

I nodded, Yuxi has never been with me, the prime minister and the others want to issue any imperial decree, write it, build it, and then read it out by themselves.

The problem is that a token has been checked for three days!There is no efficiency!I was trapped underground for three days.

but……

"Why didn't you take it out in the first place?" I asked.

The new emperor raised his eyebrows, "I am willing." At the beginning, no one knew who was loyal and who was traitor in the court. If this person hadn't suddenly broken into the execution room that day, he would have wanted to say it that day.

……

"Why don't you go?" The new emperor asked suddenly.If his people outside the palace hadn't told him that no one had ever come out of the secret passage, he would not have known that this person had never left.

I froze for a moment before realizing that he was talking about the time in the secret passage.

"Why should I leave?" I asked back, "What can I get if I leave?"

"I will be rich and prosperous forever." He said.

I shook my head, "Without you, what's the difference between blue hair and white hair?"

He stopped talking.

I looked at him silently again, as if I couldn't see enough in this life.

"We will get married next month," the new emperor said suddenly, "from now on we will call ourselves 'Ben Gong', and we can no longer call ourselves 'Zhen'."

I froze.

"You entered the palace just for the throne."

"Naturally." The new emperor said, "This should be my seat."

"Your name is Qiu Qianzhang, you mean that I robbed you of your throne, so your hatred for me is deep, right?"

"Yes." The new emperor answered calmly.

I lowered my head and let out a muffled "Oh", and asked again: "You have already got this seat, why do you want to marry me?"

The new emperor raised his hand and raised my chin, like a bully molesting a girl from a good family, "You don't want to marry?"

"Yes." I leaned forward and put my chin on his hand, "but I want to hear you."

"Since you called me 'husband', I naturally want to marry you." The new emperor said.

"Other than that?" I asked with a smile, and was very satisfied to see that the new emperor's ears turned pink.

The pink in the ears began to spread towards the cheeks, the new emperor pursed his lips, and took out his trump card.

Him: "Are you hungry?"

I'm hungry."

Him: "Are you thirsty?"

Me: "...Thirsty."

He: "Are you still asking?"

I asked."

he:"……"

I:"……"

Don't get me wrong, this doesn't mean I don't ask anymore, but that my mouth is stuffed with a piece of dim sum by Xinhuang, desperately fulfilling its first duty.

After a while of silence, the new emperor suddenly said:

"Because I like you."

……

Well, this dessert is really sweet.

"So stop thinking about the prince, it has nothing to do with you."

I:"……"

"It doesn't matter to me."

Me: "..." The new emperor is only [-] years old, and there are still [-] years before he abdicates. During this period, there will always be a royal family who can give birth to a son.

"The group of concubines of yours have also been dismissed, so go home and find a husband's family to marry."

Me: "..." Whatever you want, snacks are more important.

"I will never marry a concubine again."

I:"……"

Well, this dessert is even sweeter.

The author has something to say:

The 14-year-old hole was unexpectedly filled in today... [It's really surprising, I didn't expect to suddenly have the desire to write TVT today

Since I started working in 15, I used to naively think that if I work harder, I can still take care of work and writing, so I opened a hole once or twice, and then I was cheated by work, and then I was cheated...

Now I can finally fill in an old hole, I am really happy~

Work has been relaxed recently, I hope to have more time to write~

I don’t know if I can fill in the old holes before. After all, after so long, I can’t find the mood I used to write the article at that time. Looking at the original article, I want to change TVT a lot...

But the new article will still open~

I don't know the time, this time I will try to save the full text and post it again!

Thank you to those who can still read this text, you are all my little angels~

I love you guys so much, see you in the next post~

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