I am the smartest person in the world

"It's not what I want, it's what my mother and Manchao civil and military want." I explained solemnly, "Look, my mother and Manchao civil and military are so annoying, why do we have to face them every day? "

"You don't want to be a good emperor?" Qiu Guan's woman looked unpredictable.

"Husband, this is your fault." Looking into the distance, I said with emotion, "The quality of an emperor depends on what he brings to the people. For example, the first emperor, the country was under his rule. The country is peaceful and the people are safe, so he is a good emperor. Another example is that I don’t care about state affairs. There are prime ministers in the court, generals in the military, and a queen dowager in the middle. This country is still prosperous and prosperous. If I want to be in charge of the government myself, but instead of governing the country, I will become a bad emperor instead."

The female officer Qiu didn't speak, but she looked at Zhen with even more unpredictable eyes.

I couldn't help being a little happy, it seems that this woman who hated the official finally understood my painstaking efforts, and my inaction was the way of a wise gentleman!

"So it's reasonable for you to ignore the government?" said the woman who hated the official.

I stretched out my hand and patted the shoulder of the woman who hated the official, and said solemnly: "This is not called ignoring the state affairs, this is called 'governing by doing nothing', which is what Lao Tzu said."

"If you don't care about government affairs, it's better to hand them over to someone who wants to care about it." The woman who hated the official said.

I looked at him a little strangely, "Isn't the government now in the hands of those who want to be reasonable?"

Whether it is the prime minister, the general or the empress dowager, they are all people who want to manage the government, and they manage it very well.

"I mean..."

The woman from Qiu Guan stretched out her hand to caress my shoulder, causing a burst of numbness, which made me a little distracted, but in the next second - I lost consciousness.

Before I fainted, I vaguely heard what the female enemy said, but I seemed to have fallen into a ball of cotton, and I couldn't hear any sound, only vaguely saw the shape of his mouth, and what he said seemed to be ...

"I."

……

I have never thought about why the female official Qiu wants to be the emperor.

When I finally woke up, I found myself locked in a small dark room.

What a dark room.

The kind where you can't see your fingers.

During my two full years in power, I didn't even know there was such a place in the palace!

Haven't I turned around the harem yet?

This is not scientific!

Could this be the secret way for the woman who hated the official to enter the palace that day?

I suddenly remembered the scene where the woman who was an assassin in the imperial garden suddenly appeared and hijacked me. If this is the case, it would not be surprising if I didn't know.

……

I touched the back of my neck, and was knocked out again by the woman who hated the official. It was still the same as last time, and I didn't feel any pain. I was very happy: It seems that my husband still loves me.

My eyes slowly adapted to the light in the small black room, and I could barely see the general layout here.

Rather than saying that this is a house, it is better to say that this is a secret passage, with the faint wind blowing through it, it seems that there is an exit.

The place where I was lying just now was just a piece of thatch, and when I stood up with my hands on the ground, I bumped into another package.

a package?

I wasn't in a hurry to stand up anymore, I wanted to take the package over to have a look, but I was caught off guard by the weight of the package.

Does this parcel contain gold!It's too outrageous to be like this again!

I picked up the package with both hands, and untied it bitterly, wanting to see what was inside.

……

is gold.

……

The golden ingot, even in such a dark situation, I can see that the gold is at least one or two hundred taels.

Well, judging from the consumption level of this dynasty, this gold is enough for ordinary people to live a lifetime of luxury.

what?

You ask how I know?

Hey, hey, I'm also the emperor. Although I don't care about the government, I was a beggar before I became the emperor. Don't you know the consumption level of this dynasty? !

I tied up the package and lay down on the thatch again.

From the dragon bed in the Golden Dragon Palace to the haystack in the abandoned secret passage, I have no pressure to switch, but I don't know where my enemy official woman is now.

He knocked me out, threw me here again, and prepared a bag of gold, why...

Don't you remember to prepare some food and water for me? !

Bad review!No explanation!

I just finished doing something exhausting last night, and I was knocked out this morning without even having a meal. I'm starving to death now!

When the enemy official woman comes to me, I will definitely spank him!

I hugged Jin Zi and fell asleep again, thinking that maybe I would see the woman who hated the official when I woke up, and I would like him to look good at that time.

……

When I woke up, I didn't see him.

Woke up twice, no see.

When I woke up three times, I still didn't see him.

……

"Come here... I'm starving to death..."

I don't know how long I stayed in this small black room, but I fell asleep several times in a daze, and I can't count how many times I woke up, but I still didn't see the woman who hated the official.

And when I stood up staggeringly and touched all the corners of this small dark room, and found that there was indeed no food and water, I had no choice but to call for help.

"Come here... Escort...Hurry up and escort..."

My voice, how should I put it, is dry and hoarse, and the breath is free. I can't forget it after listening to it once. After listening to it twice, my brain is washed. After I die, I will go to the underworld to listen to it.

But no one cares.

……

I got angry: "Damn it, Chou Qianzhang, I am at odds with you!"

boom--

A dull sound resounded above my head, and the next second, the long-lost sunlight let out, illuminating the world... almost blinding my eyes.

You try being trapped in a small dark room for several days, and suddenly you are asked to bask in the sun to see if you are blind!

If you are not blind, I will poke you blind!

"When did you become an old man?"

A familiar voice sounded above his head.

I was dazzled by the sunshine, my face was full of tears, I didn't drink any water or rice for several days, and lay on the ground in disgrace.What about the woman who hated the official?Fengshen is handsome and talented, jumped in from the hole above like a god descending, landed next to me, fanned a cloud of dust, and all fell on my face.

This contrast, this gap.

I wiped my face tenaciously, reached out and grabbed the clothes of the woman who hated the officer, and was about to climb up.

Seeing my intentions, Qiu Guan's daughter took advantage of the situation and pulled me up, lifting me up.

Before I could exclaim in surprise, I was lying on the chest of the enemy officer's woman safely, held by his strong arms, and couldn't slide down for a while.

What is there to say now?

I stretched out my arms to wrap my arms around the neck of the enemy officer's woman, leaned forward and kissed him, pried open his teeth with my tongue, and licked his mouth recklessly.

The female officer Qiu obviously didn't expect that I would have such a hand, and after a moment of stunned, she tightened her arms and kissed me back.

It wasn't until I felt like I was about to be suffocated that I struggled to end the kiss.

"I...have been here...how long..." I asked.

"Three days."

The eyes of the female officer Qiu have darkened, but now I am dizzy and dizzy with hunger, I didn't notice at all, I just heard him say "three days", and I laughed immediately.

"Haha... ha... I haven't washed for three days... hiccup," I hiccupped while crying, "I just kissed you."

Don't you have a clean freak?

I should kill you!

At this time, my eyes have almost adapted to the change of light, and I saw the expression of the woman from the official enemy suddenly changed.

It's the real complexion, literally, the color of the face.

One piece of black, one piece of gray, those who didn't know thought that he also stayed in this secret passage for three days.

Thinking about it carefully, I suddenly understood, and laughed even harder.

The ashes that were blown up by the female enemy officer when she just came down fell on my face, and I was covered in tears by the sudden light. It was a coincidence that as soon as the ashes and tears combined, the mud was directly mixed on my face .

Just now, he leaned over to kiss the woman who hated the official, and the mud on his face was directly stuck to his face again.

"Hahaha...your face...is...also...dirty..."

Ok.

I fainted again.

But this time he wasn't beaten.

Be hungry and thirsty!

Damn, I didn't eat or drink for three days!

Three days!

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