I am the smartest person in the world

Fortunately, the eight-month-old eunuch soon returned my innocence.

"No! You are the emperor!" the eight-month-old eunuch suddenly said, "I said, why do you look so familiar to me! But... what are you doing?"

"He said he was an assassin," I reminded kindly, "but I think he should be pretty, so I want him to be my..."

I don't know what happened next.

Because I was knocked out by the assassin.

……

When I woke up again, there was a gorgeous lady sitting in front of me.

"Prince, are you awake?" The Empress Dowager called me affectionately, "Is there anything uncomfortable?"

"I'm fine," I jumped off the bed, wondering if the assassin had left a little bit of strength in his attack, anyway, I didn't feel uncomfortable at all, "What about the assassin? I want to go and see him. "

"He is being interrogated, my son, why don't you go and see him," the empress dowager said dissatisfiedly, "come here quickly, and let the empress take a good look at you!"

"No," I slipped out of the empress dowager's open arms with a cat waist, and ran out directly, "I have something important to do! I must go and see him!" If he looks good, he must be brought into the harem !

The empress dowager didn't catch me, so I ran to the Imperial Garden in a familiar way.

During my two full years of wandering around, I have already visited the Imperial Garden, so I naturally know where there is a torture room.

……

Sure enough, as I expected, there were quite a few people standing in the torture room under the rockery.

In addition to three generals as big as me and a lot of old prime ministers with white beards, there are also a lot of people I don't know, but they do know each other, and they should be those who usually go to court.

"Your Majesty, why did you come here?" The Prime Minister was the first person to discover Zhen's existence.

"Let's take a look." With the words of the prime minister, I easily pushed aside the people in front, squeezed into the first row, and took a good look at the assassin who had just held me hostage.

……

looks great……(﹃)

The man's kerchief has been stripped off, thick sword eyebrows, slender eyes, tough face, with a tall nose bridge and thin lips...

I feel like I'm going to be hard |.

……

At this time he was being bound tightly to a wooden frame, and judging from the degree of damage to his jacket, he must have been whipped.

"Does it hurt?" I asked.

The assassin raised his head slightly, showing a sarcastic smile, and said, "If I say it hurts, will you let me go?"

"No," I shook my head, "unless you answer a question for me."

"Oh?" The assassin chuckled, "Ask."

"Would you like to be my concubine?"

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assassin:"……"

Minister of Civil and Military Affairs: "..."

Yaque was silent.

"I'm serious." I emphasized, "I really like you."

……

"Think twice, Your Majesty!"

Before the assassin could speak, the other civil and military ministers who came back to their senses all knelt down to me with a plop.

"Your Majesty! This person's intention to assassinate and conspire is against the law, leaving this person behind will definitely cause endless troubles, Your Majesty!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, this person..."

"Enough!" Zhen roared, and after everyone around him quieted down, he said softly to the assassin, "You haven't answered me yet."

The assassin gave me a cold look, as if he was going to strip me off... It made me blush even more.

"What punishment do you have? Bring it up." The assassin said to the general.

"Hmph." The general snorted coldly, "Since you refuse to speak, then I—"

"Don't touch him!" Zhen was excited, "He is my concubine!"

Everyone: "..."

It was dead silence again.

"What is this doing?!" The general went crazy, "Come here! Drag this emperor out for me!"

"Who dares!" I rushed to the front of the assassin, and opened my hands to block the assassin, "He is my concubine! Who of you dares to touch him!"

"Your Majesty! Stop making trouble!" The general's hair seemed to stand on end, and he shouted hoarsely, "He's an assassin!"

"So what!" Zhen also yelled back, "Who doesn't make mistakes?! Besides, when I asked him if he wanted to be my concubine, did he reject me?! Whose assassin would be so nice? Don't you have a chance?!"

"Then he is also an assassin!" The general choked on me, and shouted even louder, "Wouldn't it be scary for you to sleep next to him?! What's more, with your small body, can you sleep with him? !"

"Hmph, what do you know?" Zhen's face turned red again, and he secretly glanced back at the assassin, seeing that he was also looking at me, he turned his head back shyly, and said to the general, "This is the assassin of the two of us." The interest between the two, what does it matter to you?"

"puff--"

The general spat blood, it seemed that he didn't want to talk to me anymore.

Very well, there is one less person on the road against me.

"Your Majesty, there is no precedent for a male concubine in this dynasty." The Prime Minister said to me solemnly, "What's more, this assassin is very skilled in martial arts. I am really worried about your safety, Your Majesty!"

"What's the problem?" Zhen said shyly, "Isn't there some kind of elixir in the Imperial Hospital? Can't it be enough to refine a medicine that can seal the inside and give it to him?"

The Prime Minister's body was a little shaky, but he still said firmly, "Your Majesty, he can strangle you to death without internal force."

"He won't." I covered my face and said in a muffled voice, "I will lie down obediently~"

……

The prime minister fell down slowly.

"Ah! Prime Minister! What's the matter with you, Prime Minister?! Pass it to the imperial doctor! Send it to the imperial doctor!"

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