I am the smartest person in the world

I am 21 years old.

Two years ago, when I was not yet a weak crown, the first emperor was accidentally poisoned to death by his concubine.

Of course, that concubine didn't do it on purpose, she poisoned the empress to death, she didn't expect that the empress was not feeling well that day, and the late emperor was greedy, so the late emperor drank the poisoned bird's nest.

The first emperor died unjustly.

The empress was furious, domineeringly bestowed upon all the concubines in the harem except her, and then began to arrange the funeral of the late emperor.I have been busy for more than a month. After finally finishing all the things that should be done, the newly promoted empress dowager who has already thrown away the title of queen suddenly found a serious problem——

The first emperor had no sons.

Let alone a son, he doesn't even have a daughter.

The empress dowager regretted it.

Back then, in order to prevent other women from competing for favor, she murdered many pregnant concubines. She thought that she was young and beautiful, and she would have a chance to conceive, but she never thought that her good game of chess would be aborted under the greed of the late emperor. .

If she had known this, she should have left a son in the first place. Anyway, now she has executed all the other concubines. Regardless of who the son's mother is, they are all her sons now!

Money is hard to buy, I knew it earlier.

Of course, it was not the empress dowager who was most anxious about the fact that the first emperor had no son, but the civil and military officials.

When the Empress Dowager was still busy arranging the funeral for the late emperor, the civil and military officials had already studied the bloodlines of various royal family members clearly, and after the funeral was over, they took the blood of King Jing, the only younger brother of the late emperor, in one fell swoop. The son is on the throne.

But King Jing actually has no son.

In 20 years, Wang Hao deliberately claimed that she was pregnant in order to fight for favor, and when she was about to give birth, she asked someone to go outside to pick up a child and come back.At that time, King Jing was fighting outside, only knowing that he had a son, and he was very happy.

Unexpectedly, the child who was brought in did not have a good life. He was born weak and sick, and died when he was five years old.

At this time, King Jing had already accidentally died in battle. If King Jing's son also died, the title of King Jing would definitely be withdrawn, and there would be no Concubine Jing.So Concubine Jing was anxious, so she ordered someone to go out to find a child who looked similar to King Jing and come back.

then……

Zhen, who was originally an orphan, became King Jing's son in this way, and then...became the emperor.

This experience sounds a bit legendary, but it actually feels good to me.It's just that he changed from a beggar on the street to an emperor living in the Golden Dragon Palace, eating, drinking, and sleeping in the same way, there is no difference at all.

When I first ascended the throne, I also worked hard for a few days, but when every memorial I approved was sent back by the prime minister to re-approve, I knew that I was not made to be an emperor, so I obediently submitted the memorial every day. Send it to the prime minister's mansion, and over time, the prime minister will not give me any booklets at all.

I was very pleased with this, and specially rewarded the prime minister for his good ink, and rewarded him for helping me with my homework.

So from the first month after I ascended the throne, my daily life has become very leisurely. I listen to ditties when I have nothing to do, and go fishing when I have something to do. Except that I have to get up early every morning to sit on the dragon chair and listen to the curtain The empress dowager, who is in charge of politics, discusses state affairs with the civil and military ministers, and I have almost nothing to do every day.

Of course, when I accidentally overslept one day and rushed to the Golden Luan Hall only to find that the morning court had already begun, but no one noticed that I was not on the dragon chair, I suddenly realized——

I finally don't have to get up early every day.

……

So I became more relaxed.

……

After two full years of such idle life, I feel that every bone in my body has softened.

If it weren't for this reason, it would be impossible for me to have a big knife on my neck when the assassin suddenly emerged from the pool in the imperial garden without even having time to react.

"Don't move!"

The drenched masked assassin said very rudely to me.

"Okay." I replied, wanting the other party to talk to me more, because the other party's voice was so nice, it made me feel numb all over, "What's your name?"

"..."

The assassin looked at me very strangely.

"Tell me," I discussed with him, "I'm the only one here, tell me, I won't tell others."

"You are the only one here?" The assassin looked at me strangely.

"of course."

"...Who are you?" The assassin was silent for a long time, and asked me a more inexplicable question.

"Emperor." Zhen said, "Didn't you hear what I called myself?"

"If you are the emperor, why are you alone here?" The assassin's eyes were very complicated, "What did you do in an ambush?"

"There is no ambush, I am alone here."

"..."

The assassin fell silent.

"Is there a problem?" I asked.

"Do you know who I am?" the assassin asked.

"I don't know." I said.

"I am an assassin." The assassin said.

"so?"

"..."

I thought about it, and just as I was about to speak, I saw a eunuch with a belly as big as eight months leading a group of young eunuchs walking towards this side.

The eight-month-old eunuch rushed over aggressively, and said fiercely, "What are you doing?! Hurry up and disperse the idlers! The empress dowager will come here to visit the emperor in a while! If you continue to mess around here, be careful of your dog's head!"

After finishing speaking, the eight-month-old eunuch turned his head and began to order the young eunuchs to clean and arrange.

I looked at him and felt that he was quite busy now, so I turned around and had a discussion with the assassin, "Why don't we go first and go to a quieter place, they are quite busy here, so it's better not to cause trouble .”

The assassin gave me a cold look, the eyes made my breathing a little difficult, such beautiful eyes... this assassin must also be very good-looking!

I was inexplicably excited, held back, but still couldn't hold back, and asked, "Can you take off the face towel for me to see?"

"Is it convenient for you to chase and kill me?" the assassin asked coldly.

"No," I shook my head seriously, "I want to see your face, if you look good, I want to accept you as my concubine."

……

After a dead silence.

"What's the matter? Did you get knocked out by the surprise?" My face turned red, this was the first time I wooed someone else, "Don't worry, although I already have several concubines in my harem, they are all concubines. Women, I only love men." After finishing speaking, I added a little awkwardly, "Especially a man like you..."

The man looked at me with strange eyes for a long time, and when I thought he must be moved by my sincerity, he suddenly raised his hand, hugged me tighter, and then said loudly, "You know me Who is the person in the hand?!"

The eight-month-old eunuch raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and put his eyes on Zhen's face for a long time.

I am a little unhappy, because the head eunuch is too ugly, and my back is leaning on the assassin's chest, so I can't see the assassin's eyes.

"This face...why does it look familiar to me?" The eight-month-old eunuch looked at me in confusion.

"...Didn't you see his clothes?" the assassin couldn't help reminding.

I don't have many clothes, and most of them were worn out in the first year. Only this dragon robe has been cleaned and replaced, so I can only wander around in this dress every day.

"Ah! Isn't this a dragon robe?!" The eight-month-old eunuch finally recognized the dragon robe and blurted out, "Where did you steal the dragon robe from?!"

I looked at him speechlessly: "..."

The assassin was even more speechless, and he didn't know if the expression of the eight-month eunuch was so true that he believed that I was the one who stole the dragon robe.

The author has something to say:

Please call me the little angel of death Oye~

This is a short story, about 3W words, it will be updated every other day~

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