House thief is hard to guard

Xu Tingling opened his eyes and looked to the side. Miao Yuan had already woken up and was looking at him with bright eyes.

He hugged Miao Yuan and stretched his waist. His brain, which was not yet fully awake, didn't realize that something was wrong: "Good morning, baby."

He froze as soon as he spoke.

What's the matter with this tender childish voice? ? ?

He sat up abruptly.

Miao Yuan watched his movements with a smile: "Good morning, brother."

"Oh," Miao Yuan changed her words: "Now it's time to call you baby."

Xu Tingling looked at her short arms and legs, her brain refused to think.

"Miao Miao," Xu Tingling said in a childlike voice, "change back."

Miao Yuan hugged the quilt and played tricks: "I don't."

"Be obedient." Xu Tingling had a headache: "I have to go to work."

"Oh," Miao Yuan nodded, and sat up facing him, "I've asked Bai Hong to do it for you."

The bedroom door was suddenly opened from the outside with a "swish", and Bai Hong, who was facing Xu Tingling's face, was expressionless: "Well, I will take care of you today."

Xu Tingling: "..."

He buried his head in pain on his bent knees.

After a while he raised his head and accepted the reality: "What are you going to do?"

Miao Yuan tilted her head: "Actually, I just want to see what you looked like when you were a child."

Xu Tingling: "Okay, you have seen it, can you change back now?"

Miao Yuan shook her head: "No, I still want to take you out to play."

Xu Tingling said: "Actually, I don't really want to go out to play."

Miao Yuan picked him up and got off the bed: "No, otherwise I won't transform you back."

Xu Tingling: "..."

He desperately found that his height did not reach Miao Yuan's waist.

Miao Yuan went to the bathroom to wash up first, but when she saw that Xu Tingling hadn't come for a long time, she ran out and took Xu Tingling in again.Xu Tingling looked at the sink which was about the same height as her, and remained silent.

Miao Yuan looked at him, and hugged him to the sink with a mouth full of toothpaste bubbles: "Okay."

Xu Tingling: "..."

He didn't start brushing his teeth, he raised his head and tried to reason with Miao Yuan: "Baby, do you feel particularly inconvenient?"

Miao Yuan looked at him with her toothbrush in her mouth and shook her head.

Xu Tingling continued: "But I find it very inconvenient."

Miao Yuan spit out the toothpaste foam and rinsed her mouth: "What does it have to do with me?"

Xu Tingling: "..."

He put one hand on the faucet: "I won't be able to hold you in this way."

"It's okay, I'll just hug you." He stuffed the toothbrush into Xu Tingling's mouth: "Don't talk nonsense, brush your teeth."

Xu Tingling had no choice but to brush his teeth depressed.

Miao Yuan watched Xu Tingling sit awkwardly on the sink and finished washing, then hugged him down and led him outside: "Let's go, have breakfast."

"But I haven't made it yet..." Where did you get breakfast.

Bai Hong still faced Xu Tingling's expressionless face and said: "I did." Actually, he went downstairs to buy it.

Xu Tingling had a toothache: "Why are you paralyzing this handsome face?"

Bai Hong still has no expression: "Because I have to get used to it, I just pointed to this expression today. This expression seems to be in a very bad mood, and your colleagues probably won't come to talk to you, so that you can avoid revealing your secrets."

Xu Tingling: "..."

"Okay, okay, come quickly," Miao Yuan hugged Xu Tingling to the chair again, directed Bai Hong to sit next to him, and sat on the opposite side of the table with his hands on the table and tried to move forward. After looking at it for a while, he said: "You It doesn't look like you did when you were a kid."

"Nonsense," Xu Tingling said, "Who can still look exactly the same after 20 years?"

Miao Yuan said confidently, "Me."

Xu Tingling: "..."

Bai Hong also turned to look at him: "I didn't expect you to be quite cute when you were young. If I want to have a son, I will give birth to you like this."

"...Thank you." Xu Tingling didn't want to continue this topic, "If you want to have a son like me, first..."

"There must be a partner, I know." Before Xu Tingling finished speaking, Bai Hong quickly added himself, "You should talk less, let a child scold me and I will panic." I feel as if I am really Can't get married.

Xu Tingling: "...Okay, can we have dinner then?"

Miao Yuan hurried over and pulled Bai Hong away, sat down next to Xu Tingling, and gave him a bun shaped like a chicken: "I bought it just for you."

Xu Tingling took it with mixed feelings, looked at Miao Yuan, and bit off the chicken's head.

"Is it delicious?" Miao Yuan asked him.

Xu Tingling honestly commented: "Sweet."

"It can't be helped." Miao Yuan took an ordinary meat bun and ate it by herself: "The egg yolk bun is the only one made into the shape of a chicken."

Xu Tingling asked: "Then why don't you give me meat buns?"

"Because children like to eat this." Bai Hong was on the side, very sympathetic.

Xu Tingling finished eating an egg yolk bun, wiped his mouth: "Okay, baby, tell me, when will you change me back?"

Miao Yuan said vaguely, "Wait until I'm done."

Bai Hong patted Xu Tingling's head with pity, "Come on, I'm going to work first."

Xu Tingling waved his hand: "Remember not to cause trouble."

"What trouble did you cause?" Bai Hong said nonchalantly, "I have never caused trouble."

Xu Tingling: "..."

Why can't I believe this when it comes out of your mouth?

Miao Yuan stuffed another small egg yolk bag for him: "Where shall we go to play?"

Xu Tingling managed to swallow what was in his mouth: "Why don't we watch cartoons at home?"

"What cartoon are you watching?" Miao Yuan quickly glanced at him, "You are such a big man."

Xu Tingling: "..."

What on earth are you trying to do? ? ?

Miao Yuan wiped his mouth for him: "Shall I take you to the amusement park?"

Xu Tingling: "..."

as long as you are happy.

After eating, Xu Tingling remembered: "I don't have any clothes to go out." Although I don't know where the clothes I'm wearing now come from.

Miao Yuan opened her eyes wide: "Who told you no?"

Xu Tingling: "..."

what.

He watched helplessly as Miao Yuan took a small box from a side cabinet and took out a small set of clothes from it.

Xu Tingling looked at the exquisite children's clothing in front of her: "When did you buy it?"

Commander Miao Yuan asked him to take off and change his clothes: "Oh, I didn't buy it, it was given to No. [-] and No. [-] by Yang Yang before, so I kept it."

He looked at Xu Tingling for a long time: "What's the matter? Don't you like it? And if you don't like it..."

"No, no, I really like it!" Xu Tingling was afraid that Miao Yuan would bring out more children's clothes, so he quickly changed into this set of blue overalls and red T-shirt, and matched it with a red peaked cap.

After changing.

Xu Tingling: "Why don't you give me another set."

Miao Yuan tilted her head and looked at him: "Why?"

Xu Tingling put on the hat: "I feel like I'm going to pick up a wrench and go out to fix the water pipe in the next second."

Miao Yuan: "..."

Miao Yuan: "Oh."

Finally, Miao Yuan took Xu Tingling out the door, who was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt, black shorts, and a black ribbon tied with a bow in front of his collar.

As soon as he got in the car, Xu Tingling shut his mouth and refused to speak. Miao Yuan was unhappy and kept teasing him:

"Why don't you talk, baby?"

"Is the baby unhappy?"

"Baby's daddy is talking to you, you talk to daddy."

Xu Tingling: "..."

I will endure.

The taxi driver in front looked at the back seat through the rearview mirror, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to have a child at such a young age. This child is very quiet, not noisy, not like the one in our family. small……"

Then Miao Yuan chatted with the driver one by one, talking about parenting.

Xu Tingling: "..."

It's me who should talk about parenting.

what do you know.

He thought for a while, and adjusted his tone: "Dad...Dad, you are so noisy."

Miao Yuan turned her head to look at him, and leaned over: "Father is chatting with uncle."

Xu Tingling: "Oh."

When he finally got off the car, the driver uncle praised him: "The kid is so cute."

Xu Tingling: "..."

you.talent.real.Can.like.

He still nodded, and said sweetly, "Thank you uncle!"

The driver left with a smile, Xu Tingling raised his hand to hold Miao Yuan, looked up at him with lifeless eyes.

Miao Yuan: "..."

He coughed twice and changed the subject: "Ah, what do you want to play in later? I haven't been to an amusement park yet..."

Xu Tingling sighed old-fashionedly against Zhang Bainen's small face: "What do you want to play?"

Miao Yuan studied the map in her hand: "Actually, I really want to play..."

Miao Yuan stopped, and Xu Tingling looked straight ahead: "Parent-child bumper car?"

Don't say you want to play this.

Miao Yuan nodded with sparkling eyes: "Do you want to play?"

Seeing Miao Yuan's full of interest, Xu Tingling silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood: "Think."

Miao Yuan quickly grabbed Xu Tingling and went to line up: "Then let's go."

After finally queuing up to them, Miao Yuan couldn't wait to get into the car. Xu Tingling fastened the seat belt on the child seat by himself, turned around to check Miao Yuan's, and told him after confirming that it was fastened: "Be careful."

Miao Yuan rushed straight to the center with the densest crowd, wondering if she heard it.

Xu Tingling: "..."

After one round, he felt that his lower back hurt from being hit.

Before Xu Tingling could slow down, Miao Yuan dragged him to the next destination.

Xu Tingling: "..."

He looked at the huge amusement facility in front of him: "Roller coaster?"

Miao Yuan nodded: "Do you want to play?"

"It's not a question of whether I want to play or not..." Xu Tingling pointed to the entertainment introduction beside him: "Article 1.2, children under 1.2 meters are not allowed to enter the facility, and children over [-] meters must be accompanied by an adult Enter……"

He compared his size: "Do you think I am 1.2 meters tall?"

Miao Yuan: "..."

He squatted down, looked left and right, and whispered, "Then can I raise you to 1.2 meters now?"

Xu Tingling: "..."

He sighed: "I'll wait for you below, you go by yourself."

Miao Yuan hesitated for a moment: "This..."

Xu Tingling asked him to stand up: "Go if you want." He pushed Miao Yuan towards the entrance: "By the way, give me some money, and I'll go buy some ice cream."

Miao Yuan gave him the wallet: "This is not good..."

Xu Tingling took out two banknotes from the wallet and returned the wallet to him: "Why give me the wallet, if someone comes to grab it later, I can't snatch it from them. There is nothing wrong with it, I can still lose it."

Miao Yuan looked back at him several times, Xu Tingling waved at him and went to buy ice cream.

When he came back, there was no Miao Yuan in the team, so Xu Tingling found an empty seat and sat down to eat slowly.

Alas, I don't know if the little brat is afraid or not.

Don't wait until you come down and throw up.

If I'm dizzy, I can't hold it back now.

Xu Tingling looked at the roller coaster with a melancholy expression.

I ate half of the ice cream, and there were two girls in their early twenties sitting next to me, and one of them asked softly, "Kid..."

Xu Tingling didn't react, and continued to wander.

The girl who made the noise stretched out her hand and shook it in front of him, Xu Tingling came back to her senses: "Huh?"

The girl asked worriedly, "Are you separated from your family?"

Xu Tingling: "Ah? No, I... Dad is going to ride the roller coaster. I'll wait for him here."

The girl patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "Seeing your frown, I thought you couldn't find your family."

Another girl whispered: "Leaving such a small child here, this father is too irresponsible."

Xu Tingling heard it and sighed: "Yes, he is just so unreliable. Today his husband doesn't care about him, so he let him go."

The girl who spoke first praised him with a smile: "My little friend, you are so sensible." She suddenly reacted, "Wait...cough."

Xu Tingling continued to eat ice cream alone, and after a while Miao Yuan looked around from a distance, her eyes sparkling, her little face flushed, when he saw Xu Tingling: "You are here."

Xu Tingling looked him up and down: "Not dizzy?"

Miao Yuan shook her head: "Not dizzy."

Xu Tingling: "Do you want to throw up?"

Miao Yuan: "I don't want to vomit."

Xu Tingling: "..."

Oh.

I don't know why I was a little disappointed.

He handed the remaining half of the ice cream to Miao Yuan: "Do you want to eat it?"

Miao Yuan took a sip of his hand, and then took small bites, Xu Tingling kept holding the ice cream for him to finish, and took out a tissue to wipe the corners of his mouth after eating.

He asked the squinting Miao Yuan, "Where do you want to go next?"

Miao Yuan replied without hesitation: "Jump off the building!... the machine." After speaking, he gave Xu Tingling a guilty look.

Xu Tingling wanted to sigh again, it was another event he couldn't play.

He urged Miao Yuan: "Go, go, I'll be right here waiting for you."

Miao Yuan wanted to say something else, but Xu Tingling interrupted him: "No problem, besides, there are two more... my sister is here." After he finished speaking, he pointed to the two girls beside him, then turned his head and asked, "Sister Can you play with me for a while?"

"Yes, yes!" The two rushed to answer, and said to Miao Yuan, "Little brother, you can go, son, we will take care of you."

Miao Yuan was stunned for a moment, then pursed her mouth: "Then I won't go."

"If you want to go, be good, or I will bring you next time." After speaking, Xu Tingling felt that something was wrong, and glanced at the girl beside him from the corner of his eye.

The two of them didn't think there was anything wrong, they watched him and Miao Yuan talking interestingly from the sidelines.

Miao Yuan took his hand and shook it: "Then... I'm going, the next project is up to you! You can go wherever you want!"

Xu Ting said in her heart that I really don't have anywhere to go, and she nodded on her face.

After Miao Yuan left, the two girls smiled and said to Xu Tingling, "Your father is so cute."

Xu Tingling glanced at them and frowned: "Do you like it?"

"No, no, no!" The two waved their hands again and again, "We just think it's great to have such a boyfriend, and it's best to have a son like you~"

Xu Tingling didn't speak, watching two young men approaching, one of them said hello to the girls: "Wait a long time."

Xu Tingling: "Cough."

The girl quietly made a "shut up" gesture to him, and affectionately took the arm of one of the men: "Are you finished sitting?"

"Well," the man said, "let's go."

"Wait!" The girl grabbed him and pointed at Xu Tingling: "We are helping someone else to look after the child."

Xu Tingling waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, sister, you can go, I can stay here alone."

The girl hesitated a little: "This..."

Finally she sat down, "No! I promised your father!"

Xu Tingling: "..."

Actually you can go, really.

So when Miao Yuan went to play with the jumping machine, besides dealing with the two girls, Xu Tingling couldn't help teasing him with the two men. He kept acting as a child dealing with four people.

Xu Tingling: I feel so tired.

When I go back today, I must do this and that, and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that.

When Miao Yuan came back, what she saw was Xu Tingling surrounded by four adults.

Miao Yuan: "..."

Xu Tingling jumped off the bench in a hurry, said "my father is here" and ran towards Miao Yuan.

Miao Yuan was stunned for a moment, caught him and hugged him, and waved to thank the four of them. Xu Tingling also forced himself to smile and say goodbye to them. Yuan's neck: "I'm so tired."

Then he took a deep breath: "Don't make trouble next time."

Miao Yuan looked very serious: "Yes."

Miao Yuan tilted her head and asked him, "Where are you going next?"

Xu Tingling pushed him: "Put me down first."

oh.Miao Yuan put him down, Xu Tingling patted Miao Yuan's clothes and held him, "Go and ride the Ferris wheel."

Miao Yuan didn't react: "Huh?"

Xu Tingling said quietly: "Do you think there is anything else I can sit on..."

Miao Yuan tilted her head and thought for a while, then smiled silly: "Oh."

After getting on the Ferris wheel, Miao Yuan opened the window to look at the scenery outside, then turned back to look at Xu Tingling.

The two sat and looked at each other for a while, then sighed at the same time: "Oh."

Miao Yuan said listlessly, "Remember to bring me next time."

Xu Tingling nodded: "Yes."

Obviously when this kind of romantic time should be kissed, although people are still the same, but such a big and small... always feel a little weird.

Xu Tingling looked around and saw that there was no one in the front and back carriages. He sincerely suggested, "Why don't you change me back now?"

Miao Yuan's eyes widened: "Huh?"

Xu Tingling urged him: "Hurry up, while no one can see it for a while."

"Oh." Miao Yuan looked around nervously, changed Xu Tingling back to normal size, then immediately threw herself into Xu Tingling's arms, straddled his lap, and was about to kiss him.

Xu Tingling moved his hands a little, then clasped the back of Miao Yuan's head and pressed his head in front of her, impatiently kissing her, Miao Yuan's face turned red and they separated.

Miao Yuan quickly climbed off Xu Tingling's body, and before Xu Tingling recovered from the position holding him, he turned into a child again.

Xu Tingling: "..."

He regretted: "I wanted to hug you for a while."

Miao Yuan propped her hands on the seat, and kicked him slightly forward with her slightly dangling legs: "Wait a little longer and I'll be seen."

Xu Tingling shrugged: "Then don't change me back, anyway, the staff won't remember who you came with."

"No," Miao Yuan flatly refused, "I said I would take you out to play today, but I haven't played enough yet."

Xu Tingling: "..."

Oh.

After leaving the amusement park, Miao Yuan excitedly dragged Xu Tingling into the shopping mall.

"Should I buy you clothes?" Miao Yuan was gearing up.

Xu Tingling has nothing to love: "You mean children's clothing?"

Miao Yuan: "Yes."

"I don't think this is necessary..."

Miao Yuan pulled Xu Tingling closer to a children's clothing store, "No."

Xu Tingling: "..."

Miao Yuan approached the hanger, rolled down several sets of clothes and handed them to Xu Tingling: "Try."

Xu Tingling: "..."

After all, if you look carefully and there is no such a big difference in size, are you willing to let me try it?

Seeing that Xu Tingling didn't move, Miao Yuan looked down at him and blinked: "Huh? I thought that's where you shop for clothes." No matter Sanqi 21, try it first.

Xu Tingling: "..."

Xu Tingling sighed: "I liked you before and thought you looked good in anything you wore, so I took it off for you to try on." It's not like you.

Miao Yuan tilted her head: "I like you too."

Xu Tingling choked for a moment, silently picked out the correct size and took a lot of clothes into the fitting room.

When she came out, Miao Yuan sat on one side without blinking her eyes: "It looks good."

"Of course." Xu Tingling snorted in a nasal voice, and whispered in Miao Yuan's ear while there was no one around, "Your husband looks good in anything."

"En." Miao Yuan stood up and looked down at him: "Husband."

Xu Tingling: "..."

"Alright, alright, let's change it," Miao Yuan pushed Xu Tingling into the fitting room, "I'll just buy these."

Xu Tingling paused for a moment, then looked up at Miao Yuan: "Are you really buying it?"

"Ah? Otherwise?" Miao Yuan looked at Xu Tingling and added, "I bought it for No. [-] and No. [-]."

Xu Tingling: "..."

Fortunately.

Miao Yuan and Xu Tingling came out of the children's clothing store carrying large and small bags. Xu Tingling asked Miao Yuan, "Is there any news about Bai Hong today?"

Miao Yuan took out her mobile phone and looked at it: "Hmm...no."

Xu Tingling: "Ask him to see if he got into trouble."

"Oh." Miao Yuan put the bag on her forearm and started sending messages with both hands free.

Xu Tingling and Miao Yuan strolled around the shopping mall leisurely. Xu Tingling squinted at the women who were walking in front of them, feeling a little familiar.

After walking a little further, his face changed when he saw the person coming, and he quietly grabbed Miao Yuan's clothes and turned around.

Miao Yuan didn't know, so: "Huh? What's wrong?"

Xu Tingling didn't speak, but quickened his pace, signaling Miao Yuan to leave first.

The two walked to the end and took the escalator down the stairs. Xu Tingling looked behind and was relieved.

He found a seat and pulled Miao Yuan to sit down, with an unlovable expression on his face: "I met my mother just now."

Miao Yuan glanced at him: "What's the matter, anyway, she doesn't recognize you now...is it strange?" Miao Yuan was halfway through speaking, seeing Xu Tingling's strange eyes, suddenly remembered something, and changed her words temporarily.

"It's okay to meet her when I come out with you." Xu Tingling played with Miao Yuan's hand with her two small hands: "Anyway, sooner or later, I will take you to meet her, but if she suddenly sees the girl who looks like me when I was a child A child who is exactly the same can have a heart attack.”

Miao Yuan pursed her lips, and looked at him with the eyes of "are you sure you will take me back and make it clear that she won't have a heart attack from fright".

Xu Tingling: "..."

He put Miao Yuan's hand back on his lap and stood up: "Let's go home first."

"Go home?" Miao Yuan tilted her head: "We haven't eaten yet."

"Then go shopping," Xu Tingling took a second to make a decision, "I'll make it for you."

So Miao Yuan led Xu Tingling to the supermarket again.

Miao Yuan excitedly pushed the trolley and rampaged in the supermarket, Xu Tingling almost couldn't keep up with him with her short legs.

"Okay, okay, stop running around!" Xu Tingling grabbed Miao Yuan's clothes and took the opportunity to take a few breaths: "You can take whatever I tell you later, okay?"

Miao Yuan jumped up: "Actually, I think I know what I want to buy."

Xu Tingling: "..."

Xu Tingling: "No, you don't know."

Miao Yuan insisted: "I know."

Xu Tingling: "..."

You know shit.

Xu Tingling stepped up enough, squeezed Miao Yuan's soft palm: "Be obedient."

The corners of Miao Yuan's mouth twitched, but she obediently obeyed Xu Tingling's command.

Xu Tingling looked at his long arms and long legs that finally came back, sighed in his heart and hugged Miao Yuan into his arms.

Miao Yuan lay on his chest, opened her mouth and yawned several times: "Sleepy."

"Of course you are sleepy." Xu Tingling put his fingers into Miao Yuan's hair, "Don't make trouble next time."

"Oh." Miao Yuan narrowed her eyes and responded obediently.

"And what I said today," Xu Tingling stroked Miao Yuan's back with his other hand, "How soon do you plan to go back to see my parents?"

Miao Yuan: "..."

Seeing that Miao Yuan was silent, Xu Tingling wondered if she was too nervous to speak?Looking down, she found that Miao Yuan smacked her lips, her breathing was calm.

Xu Tingling: "..."

Bai He, who was gloating at the side, said, "Hahaha."

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Well, it's finally over