House thief is hard to guard

I, Bai Hong, male, 28 years old, Swan Jing, a civil free scholar.

Yes, although I usually look very idle, but I really have serious work to do.

My main research direction is about the life of swans. Although not many people know about it, I have published several articles. The representative work is "On whether swans can live in peace with humans".The answer is yes, and in this article I carefully list and illustrate the real lives of representative figures who can prove this result.

This representative is me.

The human being who lives in peace with the representative is of course Xu Tingling.

When I finished writing this article and showed it to Xiao Ling, he flipped through it and said, "Why did you show me your diary?"

Very well, you don't know what scientific research is.

Next, I can continue to write an article called "Those Moments when Swans and Humans Can't Coexist in Peace".

Calculating so carefully, there are indeed many moments when we cannot get along peacefully.

For example, human beings are really rude, and some immoral human beings don't know how to protect animals protected by the country. Can the hair of animals protected by the country be pulled out at will?And is it for the reason of making duvets for humans who are afraid of the cold?

Fortunately, he still has a little common sense, and he didn't get rich by buying swan duvets, otherwise I would really be angry, let me tell you.

Moreover, at most one quilt is made every year, and this kind of thing has passed.

If only he didn't have a weird bug.

Why on earth are you so interested in fluffy, you old man?

When I first met him, he wanted to touch it, but after I said that if you dare to touch it, I will sue you for obscenity, so he decided to pluck Lao Tzu’s hair and put it in a small pocket to hold a drum. Nangnang had to reach in and touch it.

Just can't bear to look at it.

Well, apart from this problem, others are still acceptable, after all, he has saved my life.

When I was 20 years old, I ran from the mountains to a human city. I didn’t know the place where I was born. I didn’t know half of the monsters nearby, and I didn’t have a place to stay. I wandered aimlessly on the road alone.

It was at this time that I met Xiaoling.

At that time, Xiaoling was still a kid who had just entered university. The process of my acquaintance with him was probably when he was accosted by a girl who was traveling with him when I was eating alone. Because of this, I was entangled by the girl. After entangled, I confessed. I didn’t agree, she Life and death begged me to agree.

At this time, Xiao Ling advised me: "Why don't you just agree."

I wanted to cry: "I don't know her at all! What does she like about me?"

He thought for a while: "Because you look good."

I said, "You look good too."

"That's right," he said sincerely, "If you don't agree to be her boyfriend, she will come and keep pestering me. It's fate for us to meet each other, why don't you just agree?"

I:"……"

Very good, it's the first time I've seen a shameless human like you, I'm sure you are my friend.

Afterwards, neither of us agreed to be that girl's boyfriend, because that girl had a new goal, and we got acquainted with each other. After he accidentally discovered that I was a swan spirit, our relationship changed again They got closer to a degree visible to the naked eye.

I was really moved at the time, I was afraid that he would send me to the research institute, but not only did he not, but he accepted the setting after 10 minutes of shock.

Thinking about it now, it might be because he happened to be a boy in the second stage of middle school at that time.

Oh, the life-saving grace I said didn't mean that he helped me get rid of my sister. I was talking about the fact that he had worked hard all these years to provide food and shelter. I was very moved.

As a swan spirit who knows how to repay you, I not only let you have my hair, but also gave you a daughter-in-law. Are you moved?

This is another story, involving another person.

His daughter-in-law, Miao Yuan, was my neighbor on the mountain. When he suddenly appeared at my bedside in the middle of the night, I was almost scared to have a heart attack.

He looked like a rebellious teenager who ran away from home, and came to seek refuge with his cronies, bah, a trustworthy and reliable brother, I asked him: "How did you find me?"

His eyes were round: "Oh, your circle of friends posted a location."

……Oh.

I thought... the result was still a war scum.

Then I threw this little brat to Xiao Ling, because I was very busy and wanted to find my second spring.

As a result, both Xiaozizi and Xiaoling got better, and I haven't found my second spring yet.

If I had known it earlier, I would have kept the little boy by my side and raised it myself. Anyway, it would not make any difference, and I could have two more revolutionary comrades in arms.

Ask me who is the first spring?Alas... This is another very sad story.

The story happened a long time ago, about 20 years ago. When I was a child, I played wildly with my friends in the mountains and rivers. One day when I went wild to the river, I found Sitting on the big rock is a juicy kid with big and round eyes, especially clean and innocent eyes, and a fair little face, looking innocent and innocent.

I felt instantly as if I had been hit by something.

He sat silently on the big rock by himself and looked at us. I went up to invite him to play with us, and he agreed.

he!answer!answer!up!

So we took him wild for an afternoon.

He fell down halfway, and I went to help him up. He stared at me blankly, and when he looked at me like that, my heart was beating loudly at that moment, and even the dirt and dirt on his face The red seals that fell out looked particularly moving.

... Well, in fact, at that time, I was just a brat who didn't understand farts. Proper rendering is a kind of writing technique.

What an innocent beginning. The sad point is that after that, I haven't seen him for many years. I tried to find him for a long time, but I couldn't find him.

He even influenced my aesthetics and mate selection. For so many years, I have been looking for a little boy like him with clear eyes, good-looking, who will wrestle in front of me and wait for me to help, so the reason why I am single until now is, He has to bear some responsibility.

Ok.

I saw him again a few years later, which makes the story pretty damn sad.

At that time, I was a teenager who memorized "Swan History" all day long, and he hadn't changed at all.

One, point, all, no, change.

Still at my neighbor Uncle Che's house.

Ah, it's Miao Yuan.

At that time, my three views were all shattered.

It is said that first love is sweet and bitter, which is very reasonable.

So I didn't tell anyone about my first love because it was so fucking embarrassing.

I have kept my childhood photos from my childhood and have not shown Miao Miao. If he remembers the little brother who molested him, it will be very embarrassing.

Alas, the children who molested me back then have their masters, but I'm still single.

And I've been having a hard time lately.

I used to go to Xiaoling's house to stay at home every day, but since the two of them got together, I couldn't live anymore.

Xu Tingling is really one of the most annoying people I've ever met. After keeping Miao Miao in captivity for so long without confessing, Miao Miao took the initiative to say, are you ashamed?I blush for you.

I said: "If I have someone I like, I will definitely confess it immediately, and the speed will be ten times faster than yours."

"Oh," he said in a godlike manner, "what about your partner?"

I:"……"

Don't poke people's scars, I don't understand the truth.

Thinking about it this way, I might as well accept the girl's confession back then.

"Ah? What girl?" Miao Miao asked.

I do not want to talk.

He turned his head and asked Xiao Ling again: "What girl confessed to brother Hong?"

Xiao Ling pinched his face: "Don't call him Brother Hong."

I:"……"

Do you also eat this vinegar? ? ?

From then on, Miao Miao obediently called me by my name directly, alas, she couldn't even take advantage of this.

These two people are really two catastrophes in my life. Did I owe you two in my previous life or something.

It's fine to take care of the children as a duty, so you can take care of them, but you don't want to show your affection in front of me, okay?

These two people are not naive enough to show their affection blatantly, but the ways of showing affection are not very similar. Xiao Ling just doesn't say anything, but when he looks at me, he always uses "Look, that's my wife, then yours." What's the target?" Miao Miao's mocking eyes were more... indescribable.

Actually, I don't really want to discuss indescribability with you, really.

Can you forget about the person who taught you to be indescribable?

I didn't teach you, really.

So don't study and discuss with me in the future what body position Xiao Ling likes!

May I trouble you to show your reluctance when I forced you to learn it?

Finally one day, I moved out with tears in my eyes.

Although Xiaoling's place is really a place of good geomantic omen, there are still people who care about food and drink, and life is very nourishing, but such a serious blow, I really can't bear it.

As a result, a few days later, Miao Miao sent another message, discussing with me very seriously what place Xiao Ling likes.

……

……

……

how could I know.

[Bai Hong: You have to discuss this matter with him yourself. 】

[Miao Miao: I'm embarrassed to discuss it with him. 】

[Bai Hong: Then you should practice more and practice to gain true knowledge. 】

[Miao Miao: Makes sense, then I'll go. 】

After a few days, Xiaoling directly called Xingshi to ask her guilt: "What did you teach Miao Miao???"

I:"……"

What the hell is it about me!

The matter between the two of you can be resolved by yourself, don't blame me all the time, okay!

I just assured him for a long time that I didn't know anything and I didn't teach Miao Miao anything weird. I hung up the phone, and Miao Miao's message was sent again.

[Miao Miao: You said if I conjure up a big tail for him to pet, would he feel better? 】

This day is over.

When I complained to Yangyang, he gleefully spit out three words: "You deserve it."

He said, "So why on earth are you bothering about them both, mind your own business."

When it comes to meddling in other people's business, you have the right to talk about me? ? ?

"That's different," he quibbled, "I'm all about matters with gold content."

Oh.

"Then," I rubbed my forehead, "Why don't you find me a blind date."

"Are you willing to throw such a low-gold thing to me?"

I:"……"

Oh.