[Comprehensive British and American] I open a haunted house in the superhero world

"It's really boring, the little bat can definitely guess it." The clown held his face and said boringly, "He knows this is my favorite game to play with him, and I won't easily play it with others, even though that person also I like to engage in the boring no-kill principle like a little bat, but it’s not my little bat after all.”

West remained silent.

During most of the time spent with the Joker, he was forced to listen to the Joker's deep feelings for Batman.

Sometimes he doubts that the Joker is the person who loves Batman the most in the world, of course, his love for Batman is not recognized.

He couldn't relax about it, after all, he couldn't relax whoever had a bomb hanging around his neck.

Although the clown sincerely assured him that he would never detonate the bomb before seeing his little bat.

But that's what the clown said, is there a [-]% credibility?

He couldn't figure out what the clown was trying to do, let alone what Jin Bing was thinking.

God, he actually wants to team up with the Joker to take down Daredevil?

Doesn't he know that the Joker is an unreasonable lunatic?Doesn't he know how miserable people who work with clowns are?Has he not seen Batman: The Dark Knight?

Oh yes, he didn't read it.

I am afraid that only Gotham people know how crazy the clown is. Unless the villain who cooperates with the clown is a super villain with a face, most of the endings will be lost by the clown himself.

Not long ago, Black Mask planned to cooperate with the clown, but the clown almost took over.

The fact that the clown can sit here honestly is somewhat due to the fact that the clown is really interested in Daredevil, especially when he heard that Daredevil also has a principle of not killing, his happiness is beyond words.

"Does dd (Daredevil) have such a cute principle?" The clown said, "Then I really want to play with him."

Sometimes after playing with Batman for a long time, the Joker still wants to change his taste. He originally wanted to choose Superman, but Superman died.

When the clown said this to West, West could only give him a = = expression.

After all, the movie Daredevil and the movie Batman are both played by Ben Affleck, so your taste is quite metaphysical.

The good news is that the Bruce of this world seems to be closer to the comics and Batman games, so they don't look the same.

It's been a long time since West has had such an urge to complain, but to be honest, he wants to complain about everything the Joker says.

Faced with the clown West, it was amazing that he didn't feel much fear. Even when the clown put a bomb on him, his first reaction was to complain about the clown's integrity.

He seemed to have a subconscious feeling that this soul was mine and would be mine.

This kind of self-confidence that he didn't know where came from made him feel very wrong. Even when he pulled out Tony, his first reaction was how to make Tony his employee.

Instead of this... distorted self-confidence.

West couldn't figure out what it was like, he just thought it was very strange, the arrival of the clown seemed to turn on a strange switch.

He knew he should be more vigilant, but deep down in his heart he didn't feel the need to be vigilant.

West suspects that this idea does not come from himself, but from the haunted house that has something inextricably related to him.

The Haunted Mansion seems to have its heart set on the Joker.

West squatted on the building with the clown, and couldn't help but glance at the clown.

As if the clown sensed his gaze, those creepy green eyes turned around and looked at West.

West quickly retracted his gaze.

The clown didn't ask West why he was looking at him, not even the kind of question that seemed to be a joke, he just turned around and said boringly: "What do you think the little bat is doing now? Are you trying to do something? Use your job to save those idiots? Oh, I forgot, I'm not playing with Bat this time, I'm playing with new friends, but no doubt Bat will join in."

While he was talking, his cell phone rang.

The clown fumbled around for a long time, and finally took the phone away from West as if remembering.

"Hey……"

"I want you to kill Daredevil, not play games with him, clown." Jin Bin's voice came from the microphone.

"Please, why are you all so violent?" The clown shrugged, "And I don't like people telling me what to do."

After finishing speaking, the clown threw the phone out: "Yo——"

The Joker doesn't like Jinpin, just like he doesn't like Penguin.

He doesn't like ambitious, old-school villains much, they're just too boring in his opinion.

"They don't know how to commit crimes, don't they?" The clown complained to West, God knows why West had to listen to his complaints, but he just had to listen, not only his life was in the hands of the clown, but also There are seventeen unlucky ones, and the fate of a building is in the hands of the clown.

He has already issued a warning to the entire New York City. He gave Daredevil three 10 minutes to choose. He will not give both addresses. He can only give whichever address Daredevil chooses. address.

Only three 10 minutes, and now it's almost there.

He forced Daredevil, who had been walking in the dark, to appear in the eyes of everyone.

New York City had met lunatics, but nothing so reckless.

West tried to contact his staff, and the Joker was with him the whole time, he knew where the Joker put the bomb, and he knew where the people he was holding were--Jesus, the Joker obviously didn't intend to just kill Seventeen people, and those seventeen people are all in the city center!

But maybe before he did it, there was always a slight difference in expression on his face - he didn't notice it, the clown did.

At this time, the clown would always look at him with a half-smile - and then he gave up, the clown held the master switch in his hand, and he was ready to kill everyone anytime, anywhere - if West dared to ruin his game.

West suspects that the Joker isn't just torturing Daredevil, he's torturing himself.

No one can afford to watch so many people die, especially when they are one step away from saving them.

He clearly knew how to save those people, but he had to bear the result of those people's death.

That would make people feel—

I don't do enough.

He has to do something.

With 5 minutes to go, the three 10 minutes the Joker gave Daredevil arrived.

"Jack...can I call you that?" West licked his lower lip nervously.

"Of course, dear, you can call me that." The clown said with some surprise, "You know, dear, I quite like you."

Thank you, many people think he is very close, but the clown thinks he is not happy at all.

"I know you played a similar game with Batman a long time ago, with Harvey Dent..." West prayed silently in his heart, God, he shouldn't be lazy for a while and check every information in this world. What are the details like, now he can only pray that the appearance of double-faced people in this world is the same as in the movie.

Harvey Dent, the double-faced man, the former Gotham Sun Knight, is determined to save Gotham.

His fiancée used to be someone Bruce liked. At that time, the clown played such a game with Bruce, tied Harvey and his fiancée in two places, and let Bruce choose who to save,

Later, Harvey's fiancée died, and half of his face was burned. He lost the light of the past and became a famous villain in Gotham with two faces.

Of course, this is the plot in the movie. In fact, in the comics, Harvey Dent is a double-faced man who was splashed with acid when he sued the Gotham gangster Maroni.

The superhero universe is so troublesome, with countless origin stories and countless developments.

West has been working hard to run his own haunted house, and to be honest, he doesn't pay much attention to these past histories.

So now he can only hope that the appearance of double-faced people in this world is the same as in the movie, otherwise...

Fortunately, the expression on the clown's face only paused for a second, and then immediately became excited.

"You mean Harvey, my poor Harvey, he found himself at last..."

West breathed a sigh of relief, and the next words became smoother: "You're right, what's so interesting about playing games with Daredevil? No matter how interesting he is, he's not your little bat."

"Hmm... Makes sense, but you know, it was Jin who provided me with these funny "Boom Bombs". The Joker always keeps the promise, so I have to play games with Daredevil." The clown said with a distressed expression.

"But this game doesn't have to be played with only two people." West took a deep breath, "I can also play games with you."

The clown raised his eyebrows, and there was a hint of amusement on his face: "You are very interesting, doctor...are you a psychiatrist?"

"...No, I'm a haunted house owner." West said.

"That's a pity, doctor," said the clown. "You were the first to say you wanted to play games with me. You know most people would tremble with fear when they saw me, but they didn't understand. I just wanted to... ..."

"Have some fun," West said after him.

"Yes, you really understand me, doctor." The clown said with a smile.

West didn't bother to correct his address, he was still thinking about what he should say.

The amazing thing is that even at this moment, West still doesn't feel afraid.

"So let's play the game." West stepped back. "You know I'm important to Batman—you know what the real reason is, and I do. So you know Batman won't let me die, So let's come to this game, three addresses, do you think Batman wants me or those seventeen people, or the people in that building? It's boring to let Daredevil choose, or it's more fun to let Batman make the choice, no? ?"

The clown couldn't refuse this, and West felt that playing games with Daredevil was just an appetizer before the meal, and Batman was the main meal.

"Damn it," said the Joker, "I can't say no to that."

[Okay, everyone, at the suggestion of an interesting friend, our rules of the game have changed a little bit, yes bat, it’s because of you, it’s all because of you, I’m always violating my principles for you.But you are always half-hearted, there are so many other people, I thought I was the most special existence. 】

[Three addresses and three choices. 】

[However, the address of one of them follows the rules of the game, so I will only give you a hint for you to guess. 】

[Good news, the right to this reminder, the kind clown gave it to your dear friends, so you have a greater chance. 】

[His hint to you is - the past. 】

[Wow, what an interesting word, I seem to have seen a romantic romance.Bat, I like this reminder and hate this reminder, I didn't expect you to have any romantic past with other people, so you better find out the address as soon as possible. 】

【One hour, otherwise...hehehehe...】

After 10 minutes, the Joker unexpectedly gave out both addresses, but incidentally, he played a game with Batman.

It's not much more than anyone expected, and the Joker who doesn't actually play games with Batman is the weirdest Joker.

West persuaded the clown to bring himself into the game, giving them a chance to save everyone, but at the same time he also brought himself into danger—no, the danger has been since he got into the hands of the clown came.

But the hint he gave left everyone at a loss.

They already knew from the clown's words that West gave the hint, but why did he choose this word?

What's his past with Bruce?

To be honest, the two of them only met once at most before, and it was still in Gotham.

Obviously, the Joker isn't and can't be in Gotham right now.

"Maybe the tip wasn't for me," Bruce said.

Everyone thought about it, and you are right. It is said that Bruce is only about clowns. In fact, this word is not necessarily for Bruce.

After confirming that the word had nothing to do with Bruce, the others continued to get busy.

They already knew the building where the clown buried the bomb, and they also knew the location of the seventeen people who were made into human bombs.

It's wicked that these two places span nearly the entire length of New York!

And those seventeen clowns scattered them outside. In other words, once the explosion exploded, the range would be larger than they thought.

After getting the two addresses, everyone got busy. As the first person targeted, Daredevil followed to rescue the hostages.

S.H.I.E.L.D. and the superheroes who had no missions in New York also followed suit.

No one can die, this is a requirement for everyone.

The employees of the haunted house focus on the clown's riddles and rescue their boss as the main task.

In fact, they all know that the bargaining chip that the clown really cares about is actually West, and everyone else is the winner of his game.

Bruce, on the other hand, was busy doing other things.

Ye Yi, who was about to rush back to Gotham, stayed behind, and now they are rushing to the same place one after the other.

Silently knocking down the bodyguards surrounding the building, Bruce was not polite, the bat hooked the gun and grabbed the eaves, he jumped up, and then kicked open the window.

Wow, the glass shattered all over the floor, and the people inside raised their guns and fired at the window without even thinking about it.

Bruce immediately opened his cloak, dodging and blocking, the bullets didn't even scratch his armor.

When the shooting stopped, and while those people were changing clips, Bruce didn't hesitate at all, and quickly stepped forward, one fist at a time, and quickly knocked everyone down.

Dick assisted at the side, and the two had a perfect understanding. Within 1 minute, everyone in the room fell to the ground.

"I'm starting to wonder if you need me." After the last person fell down, Dick said casually, "It seems that your physical strength is still good."

"Don't be careless." Bruce said, turning on the computer on the arm armor.

Ah Fu is not here, so the person who is cooperating with him now is Tony who has to borrow the body of the haunted house for the time being. Technical Support.

"I'll send you Jin Bin's location," Tony said.

"Yeah." Bruce replied.

They didn't say a word, Tony just projected the entire building on the screen of Bruce's armguard, and then determined where Jin Bin was.

Bruce took a look, the basic route was already planned, he just needed to go forward with Nightwing.

Dick is always restless, even when he meets enemies on the road, he still keeps talking.

"Wow, you two don't even talk nonsense now, being so serious makes me nervous." Dick said casually.

"Shut up, Nightwing," Bruce replied.

The entire building was full of Jin Bin's people. As a veteran gangster villain in New York, Jin Bin had quite a few people under him. He probably knew that Bruce would come, so he arranged a lot of people.

A bullet hit Bruce's breastplate without leaving a scratch, and fell directly to the ground.

Bruce then knocked out the man who shot him with a knife in his hand.

"The new armor looks good." Nightwing whistled and said.

"Next time I can get some vibranium and modify weapons." Bruce glanced at Dick, and then heard Dick say.

The material Tony gave him to make his battle armor is vibranium, which he is familiar with, but unfortunately not everyone is willing to give it to the Black Panther.

Bruce once tried to get some from T'Challa, but due to the small amount, he was not willing to use it to modify the armor, so he used all of it for the defense of the watchtower.

Tony got some from T'Challa through his relationship in the early days, but not many, part of it was used for his steel armor, and the rest was added to Bruce when he made the armor.

To emphasize, this has to be explained because Bruce got lucky and happened to bump into him with what was left.

Dick pursed his lips, noncommittal at Bruce's words.

In the blink of an eye, the two of them had already arrived at the door of Jin Bing's office.

Batman didn't have such a good temper. He kicked the door open without blinking, and immediately knocked down the two people guarding the door.

These people may have planned to set up an ambush for Bruce, but they were directly killed.

The villains in New York really don't have much to fight with Batman.

Then Ye Yi rushed up from behind and entangled the others cooperatively, so that Bruce could directly face Jin Bin.

Jin Bin was still smoking. He didn't expect his subordinates to be beaten so quickly, and he didn't react for a while.

By the time he realized it, Bruce was already in front of him.

"We need to talk." The hoarse voice of the bat costume still sounds quite intimidating.

"Talk? We..."

Before Jin Bin finished speaking, Bruce went up and gave him a fist.

As a villain, Jin is not a vegetarian either. He is two meters tall, weighs more than two hundred kilograms, and is good at fighting.

So he reacted quickly and dodged flexibly: "Talk?!"

He glared at Bruce. Although it is common for villains to make sudden shots while talking, Bruce, as Batman, actually does this kind of thing.

Bruce didn't answer him, or didn't bother to answer, and fought with Jin directly.

"Talk about Batman." Ye Yi didn't forget to chime in while typing, "Talk by hand."

Bruce is full of gadgets and various tricks, even Superman will suffer in front of him, let alone Jin Bin.

Not long after Dick finished packing up Jin Bin's subordinates and tied the group of people together, Bruce had found an opportunity to wrap a rope around Jin Bin's legs when he was unaware.

Then one threw the opponent out of the building with force, and then firmly grasped the rope, just enough to keep the opponent hanging upside down.

"Talk," Bruce said again, and this time he meant it.

"Go away, Batman, do you group of superheroes use the method of torturing innocent American businessmen?!" Jin Bin shouted angrily.

From a legal point of view, Jin is not a serious businessman - of course, this is on the surface, many gangsters like to add a serious businessman to themselves, so that they can clean themselves at any time, including the penguins in Gotham who are perennial A serious businessman who considers himself a penguin still pays taxes!

So Bruce didn't even bother to listen to this kind of words, and asked directly: "How did you help the clown get to New York? Who helped you bring him out of Arkham? What do you want the clown to do?"

The clown came to New York with the help of someone or an organization. This is Bruce's confirmed guess.

The clown is the most wanted criminal in every city - because of the clown's particularity, he is indeed the number one troublesome person that every city is on guard against.

And his lunatics have basically been sent to Black Gate Prison by Bruce, and Bruce has confirmed that these people are still staying in prison honestly.

So it's not easy for the clown to come to New York or come so quietly.

Someone must have helped him, but Bruce has yet to find who that person is.

Kim was within Bruce's suspicion range.

What is certain is that even if it wasn't him, Jin and could find the clown immediately and ask him to help deal with Daredevil, he must have something to do with this matter.

Helping clowns usually has its own purpose, and what Bruce wants now is to find out that purpose.

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Jin Bing still said, "I advise you to let me go as soon as possible, you are trespassing illegally!"

Dick chuckled.

It's very funny that these villains generally don't take the law seriously, but every time they get caught by Batman, they will start calling you like it's breaking the law.

Is Batman afraid of breaking the law?

Faced with Jin Bin's shout, Bruce's expression didn't change a bit, and he was still asking, "Tell me, how many bombs does the clown have, and where did he hide them?"

"I don't know what you're talking about." Jin Bin sneered, making it clear that he was absolutely uncooperative.

Ye Yi looked at Jin Bin sympathetically, and then heard Bruce say coldly: "It seems that you don't want to have a serious talk."

After speaking, he let go of the rope in his hand.