[Comprehensive British and American] I open a haunted house in the superhero world

West took a step back—damn it, no one can hold back from the Joker's gaze.

His head was empty except for the Joker's green eyes, looking at him like prey.

"V, my dear V, why are you so afraid of me?" The clown narrowed his eyes, and he gently pushed the things in his hand a little forward—Vester bet that there was absolutely nothing good inside, "You clearly heard It should sound familiar to me..."

West shook his head like a rattle, if he could speak now, he would definitely emphasize it to the clown.

I'm sorry, I don't know you at all, can you hurry up?

He knew that he should call for help at this time, but... what good news, he couldn't shout, not at all.

"Hush—" the clown put his fingers on his lips, "don't be afraid, don't scream, look at my hands..."

He opened the box in his hand at once, and it was full of controllers.

"Guess..." The clown said happily in a low voice, "...how many good things have I buried in New York?"

What the hell are the superheroes doing in New York? !What are the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s doing? !

Clown favorite!explode!big occasion!

West took a deep breath.

But this can't blame other heroes, this is a clown after all.

"So don't try to contact anyone, little Weiwei." The clown said with a smile, "It's impossible by any means, you disobedient child."

West stopped immediately and was thinking about contacting Tony.

He didn't know how the clown knew, but the lunatic seemed to know.

"If you have some gadgets on you..."

"I haven't contacted anyone." West said very calmly.

Of course he has some gadgets on him, so the Joker reaches out expertly and scares all the positioning devices Bruce and Tony have on him.

Ha, as expected of a skilled old opponent.

West suddenly became very calm, the clown was in front of him, yes, this is the clown.

That damned one doesn't have any special abilities, yet he's still the most annoying clown!

The Joker has no special powers, he just has a crazy head.

Not only is he a problem to Batman, but the Joker is also a problem to everyone else.

He seems to have different ways of treating different heroes. For Batman, he wants the other party to kill him, but for others, the clown can always find a way to prevent others from killing him—for example, hiding a dirty bomb outside. .

Kill a clown and detonate a dirty bomb.

Tony and West talked about the clown, saying that he really wanted to help Bruce kill the clown, but there was no way.

The clown is bound with a diaper all the year round, and with the power of the diaper, not only would it take his own life to kill him, but also the lives of everyone around him.

Unfortunately and fortunately, the Joker is only interested in Batman and spends most of his time in Gotham.

So what should West do now?

First, he can't piss off the Joker, and then can he choose to snatch this box full of controllers away?

No, no.

First, the clown's fighting ability is very strong, not much worse than Batman, West is not necessarily his opponent.

Second, he didn't think the clown would be unprepared for putting things in front of him so carelessly.

Of course, the clown may also be bluffing. The explosion controller in his hand is just a deceptive thing. He didn't arrange any bombs in New York at all. After all, New York is not his territory.

But West couldn't afford to gamble, and no one knew what the clown could do.

So he chose to be obedient, he wanted to see what the clown was trying to do.

"Good boy, what a good boy." The clown seemed to know what he was thinking, and the moment he made a choice, he stretched out his hand to stroke his cheek, "Shh, then be obedient."

As he spoke, he took two steps back, revealing the car behind him.

Very well, an ordinary vehicle, no matter its color or model, can't be found after being mixed into the fleet.

It was useless for West to pretend that he did not understand what he meant, and simply sat down on it resigned to his fate.

Sitting in front of the car is his mission number 2, Harley Quinn.

The clown doesn't have any affection for Harley Quinn, he just uses it purely, but if he can't stand Harley Quinn, he just loves the clown madly.

"Haney, where are we going next?" Harley Quinn said to the clown in a sweet voice.

West flinched, pretending not to see the clown's look.

"Next?" The clown stroked his chin with a troubled look, and then became excited like a lunatic in the next second—well, he is an elusive lunatic, "Of course the next step is to wait for the little bat to come find him Me, the little bat cares so much about Wayne, and Wayne cares about this little boss so much, I am so looking forward to him coming to me! Recently, the little bat has come to New York, so I can’t smell him in Gotham happy."

There's been a lot of speculation about whether the Joker actually knew Bruce Wayne was Batman.

At best, the Joker knows Bruce Wayne is Batman, but he's not interested.

In other words, he has absolutely no interest in who is Batman, he is only interested in Batman, and he doesn't care at all whether Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark is under the Batman mask.

The Joker is just a typical Batman idiot--the kind who can walk around.

and so……

After accidentally having an affair with Bruce Wayne, he has to be prepared to be kidnapped by Batman!

What kind of villain is this!Didn't you say that you are in Gotham? !The Joker is supposed to be in Arkham, right?How else would Batman end up in New York?

Why didn't Tony get this treatment? !

He's just a fake gossip, why should he suffer all this? !

If he had known that he would be targeted by the clown, West wouldn't try to catch Bruce's enthusiasm if he killed him.

He swears!

Of course, to be honest, he doesn't think it's entirely Bruce's fault that the Joker will be following him, especially after he's heard the task his system sent him.

He reasonably suspected that the clown was originally one of the tasks prepared by the system.

The system seems to want him to kill the clown, or... slaughter the entire Arkham.

West was keenly aware of the deeper meaning behind the killing—the haunted house wanted all of Arkham's souls.

But West couldn't figure out why?

While he was thinking, the car suddenly slammed on the brakes. West was caught off guard and hit the very front.

Will the clown wear his seat belt?The answer is no, the clown doesn't wear a seat belt himself.

So West unfortunately bumped his face... Fortunately, he didn't bleed.

The clown was very dissatisfied with being forced to stop the car - he certainly wouldn't be the one who would stop to avoid someone in front of him, he would only speed up and drive over.

So he really stopped the car forcibly.

Standing in front of the clown's car was a standard gangster-like man in black clothes. The clown said "Why are these people so boring?" while rolling down the car window and said lazily, "Excuse me—"

"The boss wants to see you." The man in black said.

West swears he saw the clown roll his eyes: "Okay."

Four cars followed him back and forth, as if he was afraid that the clown would run away.

However, the clown didn't seem to have any intention of running away. He turned his head and said to West very gently in the middle of the journey: "Little Weiwei, don't be afraid. If you are afraid, you can tell me. I will be very gentle and comfort you." you."

West: "..."

West: "No, thank you."

The clown looked a little disappointed, maybe he really wanted to comfort him, not just having fun—

——shit.

"Little Pudding, do you want to kill all the flies next to you?" Harley Quinn said.

"Yeah, yeah, I'll talk about it later." The clown replied leisurely.

West remained silent, hiding behind and playing dead.

He really wanted to know which warrior invited the clown. Judging by his posture, it must be some villain.

New York is also a place where there are as many villains as dogs, big and small, famous and unknown...

Equivalently, the New York Premier League also has the most.

West has not had time to meet any villains so far. First, his haunted house is geographically remote, and second, his own career type does not conflict with any villains.

New York is not Gotham, there are so many lunatics who will make trouble for anyone they see.

West just guessed silently in his heart, when he arrived at the destination, he finally saw who the villain who brought the clown over was——

Gold and.

Most of the people in the haunted house have already been sent out. Hall turned into a cat and went out to find news about West, and everyone else has their own channels, including Loki and Nygma. Special effort.

These people may not really care about West, but they all know that their fate is connected with the haunted house, and no one knows what will happen to them if West dies.

Since West lost the news, Tony began to search for news about the other party.

But the car disappeared shortly after leaving the haunted house.

The positioning device on West's body showed that he was still in the haunted house - this is of course impossible, and the people who took him got off their devices immediately.

Both his and Bruce's were taken.

That damn clown!

Bruce suppressed Tony's hand operating in front of the computer. At this moment, the old-fashioned laptop was used at the speed of a supercomputer.

And Bruce stopped Tony at this time.

"It's time for you to rest," Bruce said in a low voice.

"If you have a good memory, Holmes, you certainly have a good memory, so you know that I don't need any rest when I'm dead," said Tony.

"I mean it's time for your brain to rest," Bruce said, "You can't even force yourself to know where he is."

"I lost that boy, Bruce." Tony suppressed his voice and said angrily, "When he was taken away, I just finished talking to him, and I was less than 20 meters away from him. My eyesight, I just have to turn my head and look there to see something's wrong. And I..."

Tony spread his hands and said with a distorted expression, "...and I didn't do anything."

"We lost West, Tony, not you." Clark said the same.

He was staying with Bruce when the Joker arrived.

They should have realized something when they got the message from Red Robin, but they didn't, they missed the first moment when the Joker took people away.

"Whatever you say." Tony was the one who blamed himself the most. He clearly remembered that he was finishing talking with West at the time, and he let the boy go out to get things by himself.

He should have followed, he should have known that Bruce was right, a place like the Haunted House would be coveted by everyone.

He shouldn't let his guard down just because of his peaceful life during this time.

Everyone told him it wasn't his fault, but only Tony knew it was his fault.

"There is some kind of wonderful connection between West and you. You can sense each other's situation." Bruce saw Tony's expression and knew that he could not persuade this person, so he said, "Now this connection It didn't disconnect, which is good news, it means he's okay."

His gaze swept over everyone: "Remorse and guilt are meaningless. I know the clown. He didn't kill Westerbryan, but chose to take him away, so he wouldn't kill him so easily."

So the key now is why did the clown take West?Does he know something?

The clown likes to bury his purpose under some seemingly absurd words, and even Bruce can't say that he can completely guess this opponent.

He's more worried about what the Joker has discovered, a discovery that makes him kind of interested in haunted houses - which of course he would.

And why did West and him leave voluntarily with him?At that time, there were no traces of fighting at the scene, and even all the employees of the haunted house were in the haunted house. West only needed to make a little, even a little unusual sound, and the employees in the haunted house would immediately find out.

But he didn't, he didn't even leave a trace as some sort of reminder, and he left with the Joker voluntarily.

Why is that?

"West was able to contact us in his head, but we haven't received any news from him. Does it mean that he consciously doesn't contact us?" Clark said, "The clown threatened him or controlled him?"

Bruce shook his head. He had just confirmed that Poison Ivy was still in Arkham.

"Or the clown told West something he couldn't refuse." Tony said blankly, "I probably know something. My little boss has always been very kind."

After speaking, he pushed the old-fashioned notebook in his hand in front of the other two.

The clown's insolent smile immediately appeared in front of the two of them.

"Two minutes ago, the clown planted bombs on 2 people, sent a message in Hell's Kitchen, and asked the man who has been trying to copy his bat to make a choice..." Tony paused, "He installed it in another building bomb, may I ask if Daredevil chooses to save these 17 people, or the people from another building?"

Rails game, favorite of clowns.

Kill one to save a hundred, or kill a hundred to save one.

Bruce clenched his fist for a moment.

The Joker likes playing this game best with Batman, and now he's playing it with other people.

"Daredevil had a conflict with that villain recently?" Bruce asked immediately after calming down.

"Kim Bin." Tony said directly, he had just checked before Bruce said.