[Comprehensive British and American] I open a haunted house in the superhero world

The most daring figure Clark had ever seen, no one else from today.

Who does he want to take advantage of?Brucey baby?

It's Batman!

Clark began to think about whether he should tell Bruce first, so that he could make preparations in advance so as not to be retaliated afterwards.

West doesn't seem to have any plans to hide their identities, and shortly after his death, he and Tony are called over to discuss whether they would like to tell Bruce the truth.

After all, this involves the privacy of two people, so he still respects the opinions of the relevant personnel very much.

Although Tony had done the thing of escaping from Gotham in advance, this time he just sighed, and then said that everything was reckless, if Bruce really left Gotham and ran here.

According to his understanding, Bruce is not someone who would easily leave Gotham because of his company work-in fact, in the eyes of most people, the only things that can make a Gotham baby run outside are beauties and fun.

Therefore, if Bruce really ran to Gotham, he must have noticed something. At that time, even if he wanted to hide it, he couldn't hide it.

After listening to Tony's analysis, West said, You really know the Prince of Gotham.

But he also agreed with Tony's words, especially after Nygma came - although Nygma always said that Bruce would definitely not be able to guess, but everyone knew that the villains of Gotham basically never won.

"Don't tell Tony about this." West said calmly, "otherwise he will be easily persuaded."

Although Tony said that he would not run away and would face it bravely, how could it be so easy to say in his heart.

It's better to lie first.

Who knew that his deception could not be achieved after three days, because an unexpected guest arrived.

Here comes Dick.

It was almost dark, West finished his business for the day, and then watched a car parked outside his haunted house.

Just as he was about to say, no more guests, he saw a very familiar person get out of the car - he admitted that he saw that person's buttocks first.

West: "..."

What is Dick doing here?

Just as West was thinking about what was going on, he suddenly remembered that there was another message in the message Clark had received.

Bruce said that Wan gave him a meeting gift, which would be delivered in advance.

He thought it would be delivered by courier, but it turned out that Ye Yi personally delivered it?

This is, this is also... What kind of trouble did he send here?

Think about something that needs to be escorted by Nightwing himself...

He suddenly didn't want to accept this gift.

"Aren't you happy to see me? Boss?" Dick was wearing a very ordinary leather jacket at this time, which quite highlighted his figure, so... he looked a little coquettish.

As expected of a man that all men like.

West had no expression on his face. He was about to say something when he suddenly remembered his plan to get popular, and his expression changed immediately.

He put on a warm and sincere smile on his face: "Of course I am happy, after all, I am a friend from Gotham."

Dick didn't hesitate after hearing this, and without further ado, he pulled out a huge flat box that was much taller than a person from the car, and said, "Remember this? You asked Bruce for it."

West first wondered what kind of gifts such a box could hold, and then the more he looked at it, the clearer his mind became, and he couldn't help but open his mouth wide.

This, this should be the painting he asked Bruce for, right? !

Heyman told West that a grudge painting with the theme of mass graves was auctioned off by Bruce. He thought about it, and it was not safe for Bruce to have this painting, so he just bit the bullet and wrote a letter to Bruce asked him if he could resell the painting to himself, but he never got a response. He thought Bruce disagreed.

The results look now...

Sure enough, it was the rich and powerful CEO, who actually gave him the painting.

sorry!He apologized for being so mean to President Wayne before!This is trouble, this is the best gift.

"Quick, come out and help move things." West immediately shouted into the haunted house.

So all the unclothed ghosts in the haunted house ran to wear their own skins, while the few who had real bodies walked over directly.

"You!" Dick looked in shock at Douding, who looked only five or six years old.

Among them, only Clark looked up at him and showed a polite smile, while Tony turned his head and looked at West with a clear and threatening look the first time he saw Dick - West said that since he had exposed it, then There was nothing to hide, so he returned a "what can you do with me" look.

Clark’s small skin and Tony are in the same series, both from the second scene of The Night of the Clown, which is one of West’s favorite skins, mainly cute—he has an extreme aesthetic, or Like very big, or like very small.

This kind of cute skin, all the ghosts in the haunted house have one, including Loki.

It's a pity that Rocky doesn't like this style very much, and he still wears the imperial sister's skin for a long time.

While most of the others said no, they put it on honestly.

Far away, at this time Dick didn't know the inside story of the haunted house, and when he saw a row of beans running out of the room, his first reaction was, West is not a pervert, right? !

He looked at West with horrified eyes, thinking that there are still pedophiles who can escape Batman's sharp eyes?

But how could it be possible to hide so many children at home without being a pervert?

do charity?

Dick narrowed his eyes, thinking about how to save these poor children if West was a pervert.

"Don't get me wrong." West said sincerely, "This is an employee of my haunted house."

Dick was relieved at first, and then immediately realized another problem: "It's illegal to employ child labor."

"You don't understand." West looked at him with heavy eyes, "They all love me big."

Dick: "..."

Look...it doesn't look like it.

Abel came to help. One painting was a bit long, and it was really difficult for all the men in children's skins to move, so he came to help.

As soon as he clamped his arm, he held the easy painting in his hand, picked it up and walked forward.

While walking, he did not forget to ask: "Where is it hung?"

Dick, who was still struggling just now, heard a man's excited voice from among the paintings hanging in the haunted house: "In the scene, in the corridor! I have a new effect!"

"Did I hear the painting talking just now?" Dick immediately turned to West and said.

West nodded: "You still know this person, Heyman, Mr. Heyman, can you say hello to Dick? Do you remember, we have all been in the painting of Double Butterflies, and we are old acquaintances."

Heyman, who was instructing Abel to move the painting, immediately turned his head, glanced at Dick, then said hello to the reluctant one, and immediately turned his attention back to his own painting.

He was already living in the painting, so the so-called greeting meant standing in a painting and speaking to Dick.

Dick was a little stiff, looking at the moving Heyman in the painting, he immediately recalled his own memories in the painting, and he couldn't help asking: "This Mr. Hyman..."

"He is my employee now." West replied immediately.

Dick: "..."

This haunted house is really open to anyone who comes.

West looked at his expression, he didn't have the nerve to say, I'm really sorry, your Gotham villain, the Riddler is also here with me now.

He glanced at him, pretending to be helping, but actually all his eyes were on Dick's Nygma, who was wearing a juvenile skin, coughed immediately, and moved in front of Nygma without a trace.

Then kicked him and told him in his mind: "What are you looking at!"

Rao Dick had been prepared for a long time, and he couldn't help being surprised to see so many magical scenes in the haunted house.

"It's like Hogwarts." Especially those moving paintings, it's like a replica of the wizarding world.

West smiled. He is full of ghosts here, which also fits the definition of ghosts in Hogwarts.

When he was done laughing, he served Dick the freshly brewed coffee.

Since the management of the haunted house is on the right track, West is no longer the poor boss who feels sorry for low-grade black tea!

Not long ago, he had just changed to a new coffee under Tony's complaints, and today was just right for Dick to try it out.

As soon as Dick picked up his coffee, he found a row of eyes, large and small, staring at him seriously.

He didn't take a sip of his coffee, and he felt uncomfortable under such gazes that he didn't know whether to be anticipation or scrutiny.

So he put down his coffee cup, looked up at West and the kids around him—the kids who had just helped move the paintings, and asked, "Any questions?"

"No!" The children and adults said in unison, "Coffee, please."

This... I can't drink it.

Sitting at a dining table for 13 people before, Dick was able to fight wits and courage with Nygma calmly, but now he feels shy under the eyes of a group of children.

The point is, why does the cat even look at him? !

"It's nothing, we just changed to a new coffee, so we're just curious about what it tastes like." West explained, "Would you like to try it?"

Feelings are waiting for a guinea pig.

Did Dick drink this coffee under a row of sharp eyes?

But he had to bite the bullet and say, "Not bad?"

"Impossible?!" Tony retorted first, "Just the cheap coffee that West bought to save money?"

The others also looked at Dick with disapproval, making Dick almost think he had made a mistake.

In fact, Tony and the others were just waiting for someone to complain about the coffee.

Coffee is a thing among them who loves it, and the representative is Tony.

Even if he is dead, as long as he wears the skin, Tony will drink some, especially after he is more fused with his own skin, Tony can already taste the taste.

But the coffee at the haunted house won't work.

Because after abandoning the inferior tea to entertain guests, West's coffee is still inferior!

They all held their breath, waiting for a fair and just evaluation.

Finally Dick came, and they were all excitedly waiting for Dick to do justice!

But Dick is unquestionably weak!not at all!

West was very happy. He said proudly, "Is this red coffee much more expensive than the previous one?"

"How expensive do you think?" Tony asked immediately.

"In the past, from one hundred packs of ten dollars to two hundred packs of fifteen dollars, I spent an extra five dollars!" West said seriously.

Dick: "..."

Tony: "..."

You call this expensive?

Or instant? !The instant tony is bearable, but wouldn't it be better? !

"Anyway, we didn't drink it, didn't we?" West said coolly, "People who come to the haunted house are not coffee drinkers. Coffee is not as popular as the vending machine I installed at the door. .”

Do you want to complain because you drank it yourself? !