[Comprehensive British and American] I open a haunted house in the superhero world

"Let me repeat, in fact, Clark didn't kiss me, it was just an ordinary hand kiss." After laughing, West explained to Tony very seriously, especially emphasizing the word "ordinary".

Just now, I was distracted by the playboy Stark. It was obviously a very polite kiss, and he insisted on making it look like... what?Forced kiss?Clark Kent has the guts?

Small town boys are still very simple - at least from the performance point of view.

"Don't be fooled." Tony said earnestly, "That's how they are, and they will be polite when they play hooligans."

West stared at him. "If you don't have an inside story to tell me, I've decided to take it as your prejudice."

Tony rolled his eyes, and decided not to dwell on this issue: "Well, let's not talk about this, tell me, since it's just a courtesy, why have you been avoiding Clark these two days?"

West was choked by his words, and he was speechless for a long time.

Is it just a courtesy?He knew it then.

Can a hand kiss have any deeper meaning?

"I'm not hiding from Clark..."

"Stop, I don't want to listen to the car wheel talk again. It's not interesting. I just want to know why you are avoiding Clark? This one has been beaten to death, and I don't accept any refutation." Tony immediately interrupted him and said, "Because he personally You...a hand kiss?"

West's face turned red and then white, white and then red, and finally he rolled his eyes, and said in a broken voice, "You want to listen to the truth?"

"want."

"Well, I know that Clark doesn't think much of me. We all know that Clark is different from Bruce. He is a more innocent boy from a small town who treats ladies like a gentleman." West made a face The look of thinking.

Gentleman Superman is still a gentleman, and he is very polite to those he protects.

Therefore, West believed that Clark was purely a gentleman who kissed him.

At that time, it was just to comfort him, wasn't it?

When West is going to comfort his friend, let alone a hand kiss, he just goes to bed... This is impossible, but he will still give him a big hug.

So in his opinion, hand kisses are all expressions of the innocence of small town boys.

Is there no innocence in even a hug?

"The problem is mainly with me...Clark Kent is too handsome." He simply told the truth, anyway, he and Tony knew each other very well, "and the breasts are also magnificent. I don't like this kind of tall and strong man. I don’t have much resistance, even if I know he’s just out of courtesy, I can’t help but feel my heart pounding when I think about it afterwards, and I always want to… touch it.”

He had to be honest, that was the kind of thing he wanted to do the first time he saw Clark.

This is Superman?A man more magnificent than Captain America!

He has the most beautiful breasts in America!

As a result, because it was the first time they met, West suppressed his impulse and had to touch Clark's face instead.

He's been thinking about Superman's... "Magnificent Waves" ever since.

It's just that a series of things later made him forget about this matter. This time Clark actually kissed his hand and looked at him with that reverent and respectful expression...

All of a sudden, he had the urge to "molest" Clark again!

What if I want to touch it even more!

He also wanted to touch his beautiful blue eyes!

How could he look at him with such wet eyes? !It's just... just like a cute golden retriever.

Faithful and cute.

West is a dog party, and he has no resistance to dog eyes? !

Can he trade this matter with Clark?

He can pretend to be molested, although it's just a kiss, but he can pretend that it's important, and use this to tease Clark?

But I'm afraid that this looks too much like an unspoken rule—please, it's too embarrassing for the owner of the haunted house to unspoken rules for his ghost employees.

So West struggled back and forth, for a few days, avoiding Clark every day, for fear that if he couldn't help it, he would rush to "hidden rules" Clark.

Now, before he waited in pain until he couldn't help it, Tony aggressively asked him about his true feelings.

Just to be clear, he himself doesn't have any particular thoughts about Clark other than breasts.

"..." Tony said with difficulty, "I thought it was because Clark kissed you..."

"..." West looked at Tony speechlessly, "What are you thinking? I was surrounded by you before, talking about such a big circle, is the kissing gift a special etiquette that crosses the border? Remember I used to be What are you doing?"

He turned out to be an actor. Although his private life was not chaotic, he was not a noob either.

Kissing hands is... scary?

"So you actually want to play hooligans on others?" Tony stared at West for a long time, then suddenly reached out and patted him on the shoulder, "Clark Kent is so attractive? I think I look wrong too?"

West looked at Tony quietly: "You don't have the most beautiful breasts in America."

Tony: "..."

That's true, after all, he was the man who defeated Captain America.

"Alas..." West sighed a long time, and then said with a bitter face, "That annoying little goblin teased me unknowingly."

Tony: "..."

Suddenly, I felt that it was my own cabbage that wanted to be a pig.

"Hold it." Tony said expressionlessly, "If you molested Clark Kent, it would be the biggest scandal in the haunted house world."

"I'm just afraid of becoming a haunted house world... Wait, what haunted house world? And this world?"

This time, Tony looked at West quietly: "If you can't control yourself, every ghost who joins in the future will not only have to think about whether it is worth doing the stingy work that the haunted house doesn't pay for, but also Thinking about whether you will lose your virginity one day working here, you will become the notorious owner of a haunted house."

West: "..."

West: "Actually, you want to complain that my haunted house doesn't pay a penny, is it a stingy job?"

……

The two men who were always unable to grasp the point of the conversation talked a lot, and finally found that it was useless to change the topic, and basically just satisfied the desire to gossip.

So the two parted ways.

When Tony returned to his room, he bumped into Clark who was holding a computer and seemed to have some work to report to his boss.

So he looked at Superman with deep eyes, until he saw Goosebumps all over the place.

So Clark stood up politely and said to Tony, "What's the problem, Tony?"

Tony didn't speak, just sighed long, and then patted Clark on the shoulder: "Be careful, Clark, there is a long way to go..."

When he said this, he was absolutely sincere.

And after he finished speaking, he didn't intend to explain, and left very calmly, which made Clark confused.

Tony Stark's strange eyes are simply chilling!

"Do you know what happened to Tony, Vi?" Clark didn't follow up to ask, but went to West and asked West who had just finished chatting with Tony.

West raised his head and looked at the direction Tony was leaving with the same deep eyes: "Leave him alone, he just found out that he is a 1.7-meter-high hip man with no breasts, and such a man always lacks the confidence of being particularly attractive. "

Clark: "..."

Clark: "??"

I didn't understand it, but no matter what you said, I always felt that Tony would want to hit you.

After saying that sentence, West also realized that he might need a beating, so he coughed and quickly changed the topic to a positive and healthy direction.

"Is there something wrong with Clark?" He maintained an attitude of absolute integrity, without even looking down.

Absolute integrity.

Clark didn't think about anything else, just took out the computer and told West happily: "Do you still remember the Japanese haunted house lover who provoked us before? He accepted our invitation and plans to come to New York soon?"

"Really?!" West shouted immediately.

This is what happened when he used Rocky's women's clothing to market online.

At that time, an anonymous account named "Opening a Haunted House is worse than Marketing" scolded West on the Internet. Later, Tony skinned him as a dead house Japanese, a fanatical haunted house lover, and a little famous among horror lovers all over the world.

So West simply invited him to play in the haunted house, willing to pay all the expenses, and broadcast the whole process live, making a live broadcast of the haunted house adventure.

As a result, there has been no response since then, and because of the busy work in the future, the popularity of the haunted house has turned on, so West just forgot about it.

After all, it is a foreign player, so it doesn't have much influence.

Who knew that suddenly, he was willing to accept the invitation again?

In fact, West is not very interested in the face-slapping person. The key is that the live broadcast of the whole process he proposed at the time made him a little excited.

West has always wanted to do a full-time live broadcast. He is absolutely confident in the scene of his haunted house, so this is a good publicity!

And where did he find this kind of little white mouse that came to his door?This is simply a gift from God!

"When will he come?" West asked immediately.

"He said that he has some work to come to the United States, and he will be in New York next week, and the specific time can be determined by the boss." Clark said,

So good, so good.

West thought, how about he just set aside a day to play all of them, and make a live broadcast just for this person, that would be great.

West is not afraid to set up the scene exposure, his haunted house, the ghost is the key.

Clark went on to say: "There is another news, I don't know whether it is good or bad."

West said, "What news?"

"Bruce sent a message saying that he has business to discuss in New York next week, and he wants to stop by to visit the boss." Clark said, "He also said that he has prepared a gift for you and will deliver it in advance."

West took a deep breath and suddenly lost his footing.

He grabbed Clark's arm, and he didn't know whether he was excited or panicked and said, "They collided, they collided..."

Seeing his appearance, Clark immediately said, "It's okay, can we stagger the time?"

"Staggered?" West immediately raised his voice and said, "This is simply a good thing, Clark, I'm done, I want to do something terrible..."

"I want to catch the heat of Brucey baby..."

Clark: "..."

I think you want to die.