Poems of Sea and Land

Don't ask why Qi Lu and Hai Lan slept together even though they were allocated a relatively spacious house. Aren't they afraid of their relationship being exposed?

There is no need to answer this question at all, after all, the two loving couples don't panic about outsiders, do they?Do couples have problems sleeping together?I don't think there is any problem.

[Voice-over: You can't explain it, but someone still explained it, so it's scumbags to say someone!

Will of the Great Universe: Boom, you're dead! 】

Things are like this.

2000 years ago.

"If I had known, I wouldn't have come to this show." Qi Lu hid in a corner without a camera, crying, she sighed, "As a result, even xsh can't be guaranteed now."

"That's horrible!"

So you have xsh all over your head?

Hai Lan rubbed Qi Lu's hair, took her words, and said, "Well, there's nothing you can do about it, after all, we can't publicize our affairs." If you publicize it, your career will be ruined. .....

"Or you can ask the director, will he shoot the bedroom?"

"Do you think Li Wei will tell the truth?" Qi Lu glanced at Hai Lan resentfully, with an unhappy expression on his face.

Hailan shook her head and said with a smile, "Anyway, we won't be staying here for two months. There are some things we can do when we go home."

"Lanlan, what do you want to do at home?" Qi Lu moved closer to Hailan's ear, blew lightly, and stretched his tone, "Huh?"

"Or, are you full of that kind of thing?"

exist?what kind of thing?It's not a matter of a day or two for me to be greedy for your body, don't you just know now?

Hey, fedei, how do you learn to beat back now?Obviously you were the one who brought it up first, okay? !Hailan is depressed, why does she feel that someone is getting more and more black-bellied recently? Could it be that he accidentally changed his core?Or is someone secretly going to change attributes after some hard work?

This is impossible, right?Although Hai Lan is very supportive of Qi Lu's change of attributes, after all, her skills are not very good, and she needs to use tools for some things...

Hailan can't do it, it's very bad!

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Sighing helplessly, Hai Lan stretched out a finger, touched the center of someone's brow, and said with a smile, "Tell me what you've been thinking about recently. Except for those things, you are the only thing on my mind."

"..."

Cut, greasy!Qi Lu thought bitterly in his heart, someone has always been brainless, why is he so good at talking today?How can there be such a coincidence in the world, someone definitely secretly made love to her on purpose!

snort!

Qi Lu, as expected of you!

Tsk, so how did these two young girls get to where they are today?This question is worth thinking about.

"But Lanlan, I want to sleep with you..."

Qi Lu is used to someone lying beside her, if someone disappears for no reason, she will definitely not be able to sleep!

"Then...Okay." Hailan smiled helplessly, and secretly kissed someone while someone was not paying attention, she said, "But you can't do certain things."

"Ok!"

Hmph, it's up to you then!Ah, thinking of the sneaky, immoral pleasure, Qi Lu secretly laughed in her heart, but she couldn't laugh any more when she looked at Ms. Hai who was obediently and motionless beside her for a few hours... ...

So Hailan, your girlfriend is sleeping next to you, your beautiful and good-looking girlfriend is sleeping next to you, how do you manage to stay still?

what?

Hailan: Do you still care about this when you are an old couple?Do you care about the food you eat every day?

[System prompt: Later, Qi Lu approached Li Wei to report this matter, and Li Wei made it very clear that he would try not to photograph Qi Lu and the others, and if he did, he would definitely say hello in advance.

Voiceover: So you don't need to talk about what happened afterwards? 】

The next day.

As the guests woke up one after another and arrived at the designated meeting place, "Come on, little assistant!" "'s director, Li Wei, announced today's mission - a cooking competition!

The assistants are responsible for the artist's daily life, basic necessities of life, and today we are going to compete with the assistants' cooking skills.There are six groups in total, and the artists in each group will have enough time to buy ingredients, and the assistants will make food, or the artists will cooperate with the assistants.So what delicious food will the little assistants make with these ingredients?

But be careful, the program team randomly selected ten local villagers as judges. If the dishes are too unpalatable... then you may be severely punished~

Come on, little assistant!

After Li Wei announced the rules of the competition, he casually asked the guests present, "What do you usually eat on set or at home?"

Gu Chen: "I eat a lot of boxed lunches or takeaways in the film crew. If I'm at home, I'll make something for myself."

Wang Ruijun: "You have to ask my girlfriend and my nanny, I will never eat box lunch!"

When it was Qi Lu's turn, Qi Lu smiled and said, "Me? I can do anything, as long as it's not spicy!"

As soon as Qi Lu finished speaking, the face of someone who had spoken earlier turned pale. Emmm, when she and Qi Lu were lovers a long time ago, she once took Qi Lu to eat super spicy hot pot......

Well, if you want to blame, you can blame someone at that time for being too selfish and not loving and caring enough for Qi Lu, otherwise he wouldn't have given Qi Lu to someone else in the end.

Gee.

The small village where the scene was filmed is small, and there are few things to buy. If you don’t want to cook some home-cooked food, you can only go to the town. At this time, traffic becomes a problem.In summary, it is most convenient to make home-cooked food, barter with villagers or buy from them.

Just before Qi Lu was about to leave, Cheng San called some two people who just wanted to paddle, and she said: "Before that, we need to confirm the seasoning at home."

The camera is facing Cheng San.

The three of Qi Lu walked casually in the village, which was divided into north and south by a river, and the only vegetable farm in the village was not far from the bridge.

Although it is a vegetable market, there are only a few things for sale.Well, after all, it is a rural area, and the things that should be planted are generally planted by other people, and there is no ambiguity at all, and there is no need to bother others.It's just that the fish pond in the village has been contracted out. If you want to eat fish, you can buy it from a small vegetable market without thinking of going to the town.The same goes for seasonings and eggs.

Qi Lu held Hailan's little finger, and leaned infinitely towards Hailan's body, no matter what she didn't want to touch these dishes...

[Qi Lu: I know it's because I was spoiled and spoiled and can't bear the hardships, so please take it easy. 】

In less than 3 minutes, Qi Lu's small team of three went back and forth to the small vegetable market twice.Hailan thought that someone was not an independent person, so she asked, "What do you think we should do better?"

"Lu Lu, what do you think?"

Hearing this, Qi Lu's face collapsed, how could she know what to do, and in the end, only three people will cook, right?As long as the two of us fish in troubled waters, it's easy to mess with.

Bridge bean sack?Fishing in troubled waters?

Qi Lu rolled his eyes and said, "Shall we make braised fish? Or stew?"

"can."

Qi Lu made a final decision, and finally bought a carp [RMB10]. The boss gave a few green onions, and bought two cucumbers [RMB2] for making cucumbers, and the all-purpose dish Yang Yam [RMB3].

But Qi Lu went on the road and yelled that he forgot to buy fruit, so he went back the same way and bought three peaches [RMB8].Coincidentally, the boss's daughter was also there, and he said that if she could give her two autographs, she would send an apple to Qi Lu.

Qi Lu readily agreed, and signed two names for the girl with a swipe of the pen.Qi Lu asked the girl why she wanted two autographs, and the girl said she wanted to give one to her best friend.And the girl also said that she did the same thing when another young lady came to her place to buy vegetables...

What a good boy, Qi Lu was moved to tears streaming down from the corner of his mouth.

Team Qilu: RMB477

Gu Chen borrowed the farmer's tricycle, exchanged rides with Xiao He, and finally rode to the town.Gu Chen bought some pork belly [RMB20] to make braised pork, and also bought two cucumbers [RMB3], as well as tomatoes and eggs [RMB10].Finally, Gu Chen went to the supermarket to buy some snacks 【RMB105.8】.

[System prompt: Gu Chen doesn't like to eat snacks. 】

Team Gu Chen: RMB861.2

In the end, the other teams have a surplus.

Team Su Jinmo: RMB745.5

Team Wang Ruijun: RMB506

Wen Junshu team: RMB462

Tangji team: RMB286

What's worth mentioning is that as soon as he returned to the village, Gu Chen distributed the snacks he bought and didn't keep any of them.

[Voiceover: Gu Chen has left it for Xiao He. 】

Except for the Qilu team, each team was allocated two or three cans of Coke.Only Qilu got seven packs of potato chips and six cans of Coke...

So, do you want to be so obvious when you start a small stove? !

Just as Gu Chen finished speaking, he wanted to give Qi Lu the things in his hand, Qi Lu burst into tears, and then said: "Really, can I really have these snacks?"

[Voice-over: So someone can put their hands on the bag and be ready to take it away when they are loading it? 】

Gu Chen smiled, "Of course."

Cameras record everything.

When Qi Lu went back with a bag of things, he told Hai Lan and Qi Lu about it, and Hai Lan immediately said that he would wash an apple for Qi Lu to eat.

Hailan: Come on, someone won't still be wicked, right?

So, we saw this scene -

Ms. Hai washed the apples sent by others, and began to peel the apples with the plane in the kitchen. Emmm, maybe it's because of inexperienced use, someone's hand trembles like Parkinson's, but it's finished cutting anyway.Although it becomes N-hedron.

It's okay, it's okay, it'll be fine when the time comes to cut it.Hailan thought so in her heart.

Qi Lu took the apple that someone peeled for him, tears came from it, and he will never let her touch the kitchen in the future, absolutely!

[Voice-over: Actually, Hailan's cooking skills are not bad, but her knife skills are particularly poor...]

Of course, Cheng San was the only person cooking today, and Ms. Qi Lu, the kitchen killer, did not help, nor did a certain lady surnamed Hai who was addicted to paddling.

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The houses assigned by the six groups of artists are all close together, in an alley, no more than 200 meters from the beginning to the end.The examiner quickly appraised their dishes.

Finally, remove the highest score and the lowest score to get the average score, and the rankings from high to low are——

Qilu team: 9.6 points

Team Gu Chen: 9.5 points

Team Su Jinmo: 9.3 points

Tangji team: 8.6 points

Team Wang Ruijun: 7.2 points

Team Wen Junshu: 7.0 points

This makes us have to sigh, Hailan, a successful person who won the first place in the group by paddling.

But maybe, if she didn't paddle, this first place would be nothing!

The author has something to say: Some people caught fish in online classes and didn't know how to repent for three months, and some people won the first place in variety shows.Tsk.

I love sister Chen~

Recently, the update next door is very diligent. It’s not like I sent a few times to provoke orz. Although I planned to double-update yesterday, I only updated one chapter, which is orz. In addition, the article next door is really ugly. It’s so ugly that I want to lock the article and rewrite it. 【But didn't you plan to finish writing and have time to rework it】

Don't ask me why I am so diligent, I hope that as diligent as I am, I can get the favor of the goddess of luck QwQ woo woo woo, so Lainice begs you to come to me ah ah ah ah ah [screaming dolphin sound]! ! !

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