Two Alphas' 101st Blind Date

"[ABO/Double A] The 101st Blind Date of Two Mr. Alphas" Author: Tao Zhiyao

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cp: Li Ze x Lu Meng

Facial paralysis, poisonous tongue, dull ALPHAx ruffian, tuberculosis, dull ALPHA

One sentence summary: The story of two alpha bamboo horses who thought they were frigid and failed on a blind date together, except for the last time.

Edible guide

①abo, there are a lot of self-made, please do not research, overhead.

② Gongshou is AxA from beginning to end, bamboo horses, bamboo horses, mutual love and double arrows, no drama cannon fodder, double clean, sweet text, 1v1, HE.

③ No birth, no description of Omega physiology.

④ In fact, you don’t need to be too entangled, you can stand wherever you want.

Content tags: a match made in heaven, a strong future, an overhead sweet article

Search keywords: Protagonist: Li Ze, Lu Meng┃Supporting role: ┃Others: Double A, ABO, Cookie

1. ALPHA

"Ugh……"

Sitting on the steps and sighing is an ALPHA, while sighing, undoing the discipline button in a vague way.

The other person stood beside him. Although he didn't say anything, his handsome sword eyebrows were already furrowed, and there were a few creases between his plump brows.

The captain of the picket team who saw this scene from afar turned around decisively as if he hadn't seen anything.

"Captain, there are two people over there. They don't sit properly, they don't have a good manners, and they don't even wear epaulets." The little soldier said indignantly.

Picket leader: "..."

"Captain, report, request to go out." The little soldier who had just been on duty the first day saluted a military salute.

The picket leader moved his lips, "I will meet those two and take a detour later."

It was really necessary to picket a bunch of faults, and he didn't want to face the two immediate bosses.

Thinking about it this way, my back still hurts from the last match.

"Captain, the marshal of the picket team is in charge of the privates." The young soldier who has not yet graduated is upright and resolutely implements the teacher's teachings, "Even if you just won a battle, you should care about the face of the soldier!"

The picket leader had a toothache, so he just said he didn't like taking cubs.

2. Anti-routine

They are the first-line combat troops in the southeast of the Federation. They have just defeated the invading Sea Clan, but the two on the steps are not at all happy.The one sitting with his collar half open couldn't dispel the depression in his heart, so he said with a downcast face, "Ah Ze, what do you think should be done."

Immediately afterwards, Lu Meng added, "I listen to you."

Li Ze was so angry that he couldn't help kicking him, and Lu Meng, who had SSS physical strength, hugged his leg without hesitation or hiding, and shouted at the top of his throat, "Brother Li, your child bride is To be kidnapped."

Li Ze: "..." Sorry, he's a little disgusted.

"Speak well." Li Ze speculated.

Lu Meng didn't let go, "You talk about the plan first."

Li Ze: "..."

After being silent for 2 minutes, Li Ze said seriously: "Release false news, let the Haizu attack again, and we will pursue the victory."

Lu Meng looked up at him, pretending to be terrified, "I never knew General Li was so treacherous and cunning."

Li Ze raised his eyebrows, took this as a compliment and continued, "Then you go back and go on a blind date."

"I don't want it!" Lu Meng desperately shook his head, wishing he could pull his hair off. "It's too scary, it's hell, I'd rather fight the Sea Clan for three days and three nights."

"Report." The soldier made a report. Although he didn't know their identities, his intuition told him that these two people were very strong, and he said seriously to Lumeng: "Please fasten the discipline, and there is no trolling in the army. .”

Lu Meng: "..." He thought that the pickets didn't dare to control them anymore.

Li Ze held back his laughter and kicked over, "Are you ashamed?"

How could Lu Meng be willing to suffer this loss, and a sweeping beetle kick went straight to his bottom.

"Report, fighting is strictly prohibited during non-training hours."

Li Ze: "..." Where did this live treasure come from?

Lu Meng touched his chin, rolled his eyes, hooked his hands, "little soldier, come here."

The soldier blinked, and his ears turned red.

I heard Lu Meng asking expectantly, "Should we be imprisoned for violating discipline like this?"

The soldier looked at Lu Meng's peachy eyes and blushed again, "One warning, two punishments, three confinement."

Lu Meng's eyes lit up, "Ah Ze, let's fight."

Li Ze was speechless, "Major General Lu, who will approve our application for confinement here?"

"We can criticize each other!" Lu Meng seemed to have discovered a new continent.

"Little soldier, which one is the most serious in the military regulations?"

The soldier began to flip through the memories in his head, "The soldier raped the civilian Omega."

Li Ze: "..."

Lu Meng: "..."

Both of them are sexually frigid, maybe they really can't do it, otherwise they wouldn't have to fall into the blind date, it would be a headache enough to think about it.

Just when Li Ze started to unbutton his cuffs and felt that Lu Meng's suggestion was also good, an old man with a white beard came out, "The two major generals, the marshal personally approved the two vacations."

The soldier finally understood that the two in front of him were the supreme leaders of the army.

I heard that the general army has one officer and one officer, but these two are a special case. Li Ze is the commander of the rear and the frontline commander of the Lumeng. The two will assign who is the main commander according to different battles.It is said that the two grew up together, won the championship together, went through life and death together, and were promoted together in an extraordinary way. The tacit understanding is extraordinary.

The two who were envied by the soldiers looked at each other, and said in unison: "Doctor, we still have to go into confinement."

The soldier conscientiously typed the report, "Report to the two generals, you are now on vacation..." Under the stares of the two, he swallowed and said firmly, "There is no need for confinement anymore."

"Little soldier, come, let's have a good talk." Lu Meng clenched his fists, his peach eyes were particularly attractive, but the soldier felt chilly.

Li Ze squeezed the center of his brows with a headache, but he still couldn't hide, he didn't want to see Lu Meng being ashamed again, so he took his collar and walked away, "Private, return to the team."

"Yes, General."

Hearing the soldier's voice as if released, Lu Meng let out a long sigh, "Ah Ze, I think you are more majestic than me, stronger than me, stronger than me in everything."

Li Ze let out a "hehe", "Don't pretend to be pitiful, don't try to please me, you can deal with your blind date yourself."

Sure enough, if the mental strength is half a level lower, the IQ will also be lower, Lu Meng, who is always being countered by Li Ze, once again concluded.

3. Frosty

"Too noisy."

"The sound is too low to hear anything clearly."

Before they could sit still at home, the two people who were dragged away to blind dates looked at each other in despair, and summed up the blind date just now in one sentence.

The two families are family friends, and the mothers of the two are best friends, so everyone feels that good brothers who have been together since childhood have to arrange blind dates together.

"I think if we continue to get along, we can only leave the central area to find a partner."

"Why do I think you're happy?" Li Ze asked with a smile.

"Aren't you happy?" Lu Meng sighed, "Why do we want to get married? It's not like they don't know about our situation."

"Lu Meng, you are normal." Li Ze said displeased.

"Well, it's just that the sense of smell is a little dull." Lu Meng really doesn't care. Of course, his sense of smell does not refer to the ordinary sense of smell, but to the smell emitted by the Omega glands. He can hardly smell it. There is no possibility of being induced into estrus if it is not natural. "I think not smelling is better than choking to death." Thinking of his childhood experience, Lu Meng shuddered.

Lu Meng woke up very early, and his sense of smell was extremely sensitive. He was still a child at the time, and his body glands were immature. When he smelled Omega pheromones, he felt like entering a perfume shop. He sneezed and sneezed. It became what it is now.

But Lu Meng is sincerely grateful for this accident, thinking of the feeling when he was a child, goose bumps are about to pop up.

"Is it such an exaggeration?"

Lu Meng squinted at him, "Of course you're fine, you're fine no matter what you hear."

Li Ze cleared his throat, speaking as if he had an obstacle.

After so many years of tacit understanding, each other can know what the other is thinking with just one look. Lu Meng leaned over and squeezed his eyes, "Don't worry, who dares to say that you can't do it, I will help you clarify."

"Get out!" Lize felt that he had overestimated Lu Meng's thick skin.

"No. 90 failed blind dates." Lu Meng counted the number of defeats of the two while walking.

"No, it's 91 times." Li Ze stood at the door of his room and smiled, "That person is the type you hate the most."

Lu Meng flew over with a sharp eye, "You can match what you say."

"Then maybe, maybe there is one thing I can do ahead of you." Li Ze suddenly wanted to see him jumping in anger.

"Don't even think about it." Lu Meng shook his fist and threatened, relying on his physical strength half a level higher than him: "Be careful, I will beat you."

"I'll wait." Li Ze said casually, adjusted his clothes, although he didn't want to go on a blind date, but this is the most basic etiquette, he walked into the small room.

4. Pheromone

This is a blind date place specially set up for Alpha and Omega in the Central District, in order to prevent some shy Omega from being afraid to be alone with Alpha.

The face of the lady opposite Lu Meng gradually became grim, and finally she was so angry that she slammed the door and left.

Lu Meng asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"

The intermediary looked at Lu Meng sympathetically. He felt sorry for such a young major general, who couldn't even smell the smell of an Omega coming into heat.Lu Meng was unmoved, he just slapped the lady across the face.

"cough."

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