When Dazai became a god judge

"Looking for a suitable magical girl?" Tsunayoshi Sawada repeated uncertainly, then rubbed his hair and muttered in a low voice: "Although it sounds like a good thing, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. It's an inexplicable feeling... very sad."

"kufufufu..." Liudaomu let out a strange laugh: "Should I say that it is Peng Gelie? Super intuition is really a commendable skill. That's right, my real purpose is to give the client more than the death penalty. Desperate punishment."

Sawada Tsunayoshi exclaimed: "Muku, what dangerous move are you going to do again?!"

"Don't make such a fuss, there is no such thing as a boss." Liudao Mu raised his eyes and glanced at Sawada Tsunayoshi indifferently, "It all started a month ago..."

A month ago, a mysterious creature named Chubby approached Kurom, "Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!" Chubby, who looks like a lop-eared rabbit, invited.

Chubby promises that after Culom becomes a magical girl, she can realize any wish of her.

Being able to obtain the power enough to help Liu Dao Mukuro becomes the existence that Master Kukuku needs.

——This tempting condition made the simple Colom sway.

However, after experiencing so much with Liu Dao Mu and the partners of the Pengo Lie family, Coulom has strengthened his mind - if he wants to become the existence needed by Mr. Mu Mu, it is best to improve his strength by himself.

After several hesitation and struggle, Coulom finally chose to reject Chubby and told Liudao Mui about the process of talking with Chubby in detail.

The experiment in the Estoraneo family and the reincarnation experience of several generations made Liu Daoku understand that gain and sacrifice are equal.While satisfying unfulfilled desires, the price to be paid is huge or even unbearable.

With his own ability, Liu Dao Mu observed and monitored Chubby for a month, and witnessed several girls crying in despair before they fell into witches.

Recently, the number of magical girls abducted by Chubby has decreased significantly, not because of his conscience or laziness, but because he has his eyes on a huge cake that is sweet enough and delicious—a girl named Madoka Kamu.

Compared with a girl who has no desires and desires and a pure and flawless soul, all other foods seem bland.

At the same time, Xiao Meiyan, who has the same reincarnation experience as Liu Dao Mu, took the initiative to find Liu Dao Mu, and her commission was to ask Liu Dao Mu to restrain Qiubi as much as possible and buy her some time.

"I want to help Madoka and change our established future. No matter how many times I reincarnate, this is my only wish."

Perhaps because of a little pity for people of the same kind, Liu Dao Mu agreed to Xiao Meiyan's request, and asked for the first time: "Do you know what the price of infinite reincarnation is?"

The black-haired girl's eyes were impassive: "No matter what the price is, I'm willing to bear it."

With the help of Xiaomei Homura, who has the memories of previous lives, Liudao Mukui and Chubby successfully matched up, and accepted Chubby's entrustment to help him find a suitable magical girl.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was very moved after hearing this: "Muku, so you are doing good deeds! I knew that you have always been a duplicity and good person."

Osamu Dazai noticed the blind spot: "That is to say, you received two commissions in total and one of them was to kill another employer?"

Our focus is not on the same line at all...

Liudao Mu snorted twice, and retorted nonchalantly: "Whether that guy Chubby destroys the world or saves the universe has nothing to do with me, but he dared to kidnap my lovely Kurom and deceive the feelings of an innocent girl, this is something I cannot tolerate." of."

Knowing the true purpose of Rokudoku, both Dazai Osamu and Sawada Tsunayoshi agreed to his request.

"The kind of extreme scum that deceives girls' feelings is not too much. I want to help!" Sasakawa Ryohei, who thinks of his sister Sasakawa Kyoko, is full of fighting spirit.

Sawada Tsunayoshi said helplessly: "Brother Liaoping, calm down, let's listen to Mukuro's battle plan first."

Liudao Mu told everyone about the information obtained from Xiaomeiyan. Since Chubby can be resurrected infinitely, it cannot be completely destroyed by physical methods, and if he directly attacks, Chubby will be aware of the strangeness. Xiaomeiyan's delay plan will be exposed, then the plan will fail.

Liudao Mu expressed his thoughts—as long as there is a new matching magical girl who is enough to arouse Chubby's interest, its induction speed for Kamu Madoka will automatically decrease, which can be regarded as fulfilling Chubi's commission.

Sawada Tsunayoshi shook his head immediately, and refused righteously: "But we can't push other innocent girls into the fire pit, and we won't be able to find such a suitable magical girl in a short time..."

Liu Dao Mu said unhurriedly, "That's why I need your help."

Facing Kamirokudo Mukuro's ambiguous gaze, although Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't understand the situation clearly, he was already alert.

Among Vongola's seven guardians, only Collom barely met the requirements, but judging by the appearance of Rokudou Mukuro, it was definitely impossible for Collom to come out as a bait. Osamu Dazai and his party were of different ages and genders...

So what exactly is Liu Dao Mu going to do?

"He intends to let you dress up as a woman to trick Chubby." Dazai Osamu patted the prickly-haired boy's shoulder knowingly, and saw the boy's hair blown even more as expected.

"Female, women's clothing?!" Sawada Tsunayoshi obviously couldn't digest this explanation, he stared at Rokudaokuro, and asked stutteringly: "Cheat... a lie, right?"

"Unfortunately, that's exactly what I thought." Liudao Mu smiled with a revengeful smile.

"Li Baoen..." The young man looked at his tutor, struggling for death.

What's more, the baby in a black suit was lying on a fashion magazine, choosing clothes with relish, and said without looking up: "I'm very interested in A Gang's women's clothing."

Pure and kind in heart, gentle in character, selfless and fraternal, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who only thinks about others, is undoubtedly a delicious snack comparable to Madoka Shikame for Chubby, and the contemporary leader of the largest mafia has absolute force The worthy tenth generation of Pengelie can guarantee that he will not fall and get lost under the temptation of Chubby.

There is no one better for stalling time than Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Tsunayoshi Sawada felt a chill in his crotch, "But, but... I'm a man... There's no way I can fool the cunning Kyubey."

Unexpectedly, Liudao Mu had already prepared, "My illusion has already reached the point where the illusion can be confused with the real one. It will directly affect people's nervous central system and cause people to have gender cognition disorders. This is an upgraded version of "hallucinations"."

"Congratulations on improving your illusion skills." Sawada Tsunayoshi congratulated feebly.

Li Baoen suddenly interjected: "However, even if the gender issue is resolved, Ah Gang will not tell lies at all, and is not good at communication. It is also a problem. I have to find someone to help cover it."

Li Baoen really still loves me the most...

"For Judaime, I will do anything even if it is women's clothing! Please rest assured that I will accompany you, Judaime." The eyes of Hayato Gojiji ignited a blazing flame.

"No." Li Baoen vetoed bluntly: "Ju Si is just like A Gang, they are emotional idiots."

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at Li Baoen expectantly, "Why don't you come with me?" No matter what the danger, as long as Li Baoen is around, the danger can always be saved.Moreover, Li Baoen is good at cross-dressing and has a very high EQ, so he is the most reliable existence.

"No, I refuse." Li Baoen refused without thinking.

Before Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes shifted to himself, Rokudoko said, "The enemy is extremely powerful. I have to use my illusion with all my heart. I'm exhausted."

Osamu Dazai stepped forward and generously put his arms around Sawada Tsunayoshi's shoulders: "Isn't it just women's clothing, everyone on our side can accompany you, Ganga."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was moved to tears: "Dazai, you are such a good person." The young man who thought about others hesitated for a while, and then asked: "Are all your companions willing? If they feel embarrassed... I don't care. oh!"

Osamu Dazai and his party, who have no psychological burden at all——

Chi Jian is Fu Sangshen, and because he is too young, he doesn't have much gender concept.

Bi Shui Liu looked indifferent, anyway, he always wears skirts.

Panzhou Tianji held the Bible in his chest, thinking brokenly: "Do I want to dress up as a woman with my old bones? What role should I play? I am a priest now...how about you turn me into a saint?" France How about the famous Joan of Arc in the Middle Ages?"

"No, dismiss it." Osamu Dazai and Rokudoko said at the same time.

Liudao Mukuro explained solemnly: "To ensure safety, the upgraded version with hallucinations can only change one person. Kurom needs to stay in case of emergency, so only two illusionists, Fran and I, can provide illusions, that is to say You can only act at most two people at the same time."

Chijian has a bad temper and is more inconvenient than Shuiliu, and Panzhou Tianji women's clothing... Just thinking about it makes me feel cold.

Osamu Dazai, who realized that he had fooled himself, took a step forward and spread his hands: "I can't help it, it seems that I am the only one left. If I knew it earlier, I would have brought Chuya along. His kind is a few times shorter than a junior high school student. A small person is the most suitable for women's clothing..."

Liu Daozao pointed out that the highest state of illusion is that there is fiction in reality, and there is reality in fiction. Although he can directly change Dazai Osamu's appearance, he still suggests that he directly change back to the appearance of a boy.

Osamu Dazai complained: "Go straight back to the appearance of a boy? It sounds more troublesome than hallucinations..."

Liudaoshou was confident: "This is when that thing works. I heard that Irie Masaichi remodeled it with new functions some time ago."

"Are you talking about the rocket launcher from ten years ago?" Osamu Dazai recalled the rocket launcher that Bai Lan showed off at the Armed Detective Agency in the present world before.

"How do you know?" At this moment, Sawada Tsunayoshi felt that the family's secrets were gone.

Osamu Dazai clenched his fist with his right hand and hit the palm of his left hand, "Can I change back to my body ten years ago? Ten years ago I was 12 years old... I miss it a bit."