When Dazai became a god judge

"Don't be kidding, this is not a solution to the problem at all! If it was so easy, I would have quit the mafia a long time ago..." Tsunayoshi Sawada, who looked disappointed, was ignited: "And what is the direct relationship between job-hopping and unlocking?" Contact? Why is this a comparison?"

"Because this is indeed the most vivid metaphor I can think of in connection with my own reality." Dazai Osamu squatted on the spot and fiddled for a while, then pulled out a long and thin iron wire from the sole of his shoe, straightened one end of the wire with his fingers, and aimed it at the handcuffs The hole was inserted in, and it seemed to be poked casually. According to legend, Arnold's handcuffs, which would never let go once they bit the enemy, released the restraint with a "click".

Hibari Kyouya: "..." The slap came so fast, I was a little caught off guard.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was dumbfounded: "This is too amazing! Did you perform some kind of magic trick?"

"As you can see, it's just a trivial lockpicking technique." Dazai moved his wrist and said modestly: "Well, it's because the right hand is locked...Actually, I'm not very good at unlocking with my left hand, otherwise I can go faster of."

You are too modest...

This is no trivial trick at all!

That is the box weapon of the guardian of the first generation of Pongalieyun—the legendary Arnold handcuffs!

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly said convincingly: "Now I believe what you said 'you can change jobs with two legs', can I worship you as a teacher?"

Li Baoen raised his pistol: "...Gang, I will give you three seconds to reorganize the language, and you repeat what you just said."

"I'm just kidding!" Sawada Tsunayoshi hastily patched up: "I only have one tutor, and that is you Li Baoen."

"Well," Li Baoen's expression improved a little, "Clumsy Gang, your hands and legs are different from his, so give up!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi grumbled reluctantly: "How can a teacher hit a student's self-confidence like this?"

Li Baoen continued to attack: "Actually, I want to say that it is essentially because your brain that controls your hands and feet is different from his."

Sawada Tsunayoshi said angrily: "It's too much, you! You just want to call me stupid!"

"Did I say something wrong? A good-for-nothing, Gang." Li Baoen jumped onto the fence and stuck out his tongue at Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing while watching the loving mentoring group, "Gang, can I call you that? A mafia leader like you is completely different from the gentleman I know."

"Okay!" Tsunayoshi Sawada stopped chasing after Bao En to fight, and scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Sorry, I made you laugh, because I am an unqualified mafia leader..."

Osamu Dazai shook his head: "No, because everyone lives in a different era, with different ideas and things on their shoulders, and the choices they make are also different... In short, please maintain your current state."

If I had met a leader like you, I might not have chosen to quit.

On the way to Obsidian Paradise, they also ran into Hayato, who was walking around.

The absolute supporter of Vengley, when he heard that Tsunayoshi Sawada's destination was Obsidian Paradise, he firmly voted on his own thoughts - as Tsunayoshi Sawada's right-hand man, he must accompany Judai through fire and water.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was a little helpless, he wanted to tell Gakuji Hayato that he was just going to see Rokudo Mukuro and it wasn't that dangerous, but when he heard Rokudo Mukuro's smile and his phrase "I'm back from hell", he felt that he was actually following the next time Hell is not bad either.

Moreover, Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't overcome Hayato's stubbornness, so he gave up struggling and let him follow along.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai had opened his Arnold handcuffs effortlessly, Hibari Kyouya stopped handcuffing him for no fun.He chose to walk in front of the crowd, not too far away from Dazai, so as to avoid crowds and catch Dazai at the first time when he tried to escape.

"Extreme! How can I go to fight Liudao Mukuro without bringing my extreme self?" The boy with healthy white short hair and a band-aid on his nose joined the team going to Obsidian involuntarily.

"Brother Liaoping, we didn't go to fight..." Tsunayoshi Sawada felt a little headache.

Strange partners have added again.

The rusty old iron gate was creaked by the wind, and the word "Obsidian" on the old school card was a little blurred due to the wind and sun.Inside the gate, weeds grew overgrown without taking care of it for a long time, and few windows of the abandoned school building had perfect glass.

This is the destination of Osamu Dazai's trip - the abandoned and remote Obsidian Paradise, the stronghold of Liudaoku, the guardian of the Vongola Mist.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Tsunayoshi Sawada sympathetically, "So it's so difficult for the current mafia? No wonder you want to change jobs..."

The guys he saw recently were getting poorer one by one. Osamu Dazai thought that living in the sewer was the limit of the flow of water. After all, the Green King who was hiding in the dark and making troubles needed to avoid the eyes and ears of other kings... He suddenly felt a little nostalgic Tong Mo's Eternal Bliss taught.

Inexplicably misunderstood, Tsunayoshi Sawada quickly explained: "It's not like this... Mukuro is very rich, and he even hired MM in the Rainbow Proxy War before."

Hayato Gokuji responded without hesitation: "Judaime is right, MM. That woman who has an eye for money won't work for Liudaomu without enough commission."

"It doesn't matter. It's so far away that there's no way to ring the doorbell and wait for the master's consent before entering, right?" Osamu Dazai stepped into the Obsidian Paradise first, and shouted to the empty school building: "Master Black Obsidian, I'm coming in!"

Li Baoen warned: "Be careful, don't fall into Liudao Mu's illusion."

"Well, I got it." Osamu Dazai turned his head, "Are you leading the way?"

As far as the eye could see, it was empty.

The people who were standing there just now had all disappeared in the blink of an eye.

On the top floor of the dilapidated church, the handsome and noble young man was full of evil spirits. He sat on the sofa and sneered, "kufufufu... from the moment they stepped into the land of Obsidian, the illusion has already been activated."

"Mr. Mukuro, do you need us to deal with Pengo Lie's people?" Kakimoto Chichu and Jojima Inu eagerly tried.

"No, no need, you guys can't defeat Vongola's guardian." Liudaokuo gently and unceremoniously rejected Kakimoto Chikuchi's proposal.

Kakimoto Chikuchi held down the Jojima dog, and nodded to Liudao Mukuro: "Yes, they fell under the illusion of Mr. Mukuro, and if they can't find the school building, they will give up and go back, right?"

"This level of illusion will at most only hinder Pengo Lie to a certain extent. They will all come here sooner or later."

Liu Daoku propped his chin up, and the soft hair fell on his white neck. The young man raised his eyes slightly, those beautiful and transparent eyes were deep and bright to see through the cycle of the world.

Chengdao dog gritted his teeth: "Then we wait for them to come to the door?" His impression of Pengo Li was not friendly.

Liudao Mu leaned back: "Of course I won't sit still. Let's see their purpose...the guests have arrived." It was faster than he imagined.

Seeing that the first person to walk out of the illusion maze was not Tsunayoshi Sawada but Osamu Dazai, Rokudokoku was a little surprised, "I thought it would be Vongola who came out first, after all, the so-called super intuitive sense makes me a little bit The inherent skill of headaches...then how did you come out?"

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "Because of my special physique, when I approached those fogs, they automatically spread out a path... I walked along the path."

Liudaoku: "..."

"Fufufu..." The second person to climb up the stairs was the panting Tsunayoshi Sawada, who cautiously said to Liudao Mukui, "Muku, we have something to ask you... um? What's wrong with you, Mukuro?"

The boy wearing a huge apple hat complained mercilessly: "The illusion that Master is proud of has been broken in seconds, and I am depressed."

"Looks like today's illusion training is not enough, Fran?" The sharp trident pierced into Fran's head inside the hat ruthlessly and accurately.

"Master, do you want to murder me? Me is your cute, well-behaved and smart closed disciple! Sister Culom, please help me!" The girl with pineapple hair asked for help.

Liu Daoku stroked his right eye gracefully, "I'm going to clean up the house today as a teacher, so die, evil disciple."

"Master Mukuro... the boss is here..." Kurom stood aside helplessly, moving his lips, not knowing what to do.

"Oh, Pengo Lie, you're here." Liudaokui turned his head and glanced at Tsunayoshi Sawada, "Are you also here to provoke me?"

Sawada Tsunaji trembled: "I'm not! I don't! Listen to my explanation!"

Don't take your anger out on me...

"So you want me to use illusion to create a heart for him?" Liu Daokuo leaned on the sofa, looking at Sawada Tsunayoshi and Dazai Osamu inexplicably, "Then as a reward of equivalent exchange, you also have to replace me To do one thing, Pengo Li will also come together."

Prisoner Hayato resented: "As the guardian of Vongola, do you still want the leader to do things for you?"

"If you don't want to, you can go." Liudao Mu changed his legs and crossed his legs, not buying it at all.

"Wait, Hayato." Sawada Tsunakichi held back the irritable Gokudera Hayato, and said to Liudaokuo: "As long as it does not violate morality, I can help."

"Anyway, I just collect money to do things." Liu Daozao tapped his forehead, looking a little headache: "I accepted a huge commission through a third party before, and the workload is a bit heavy, and the task content needs to be in contact with women. My side People...Culom's introverted personality is not suitable, dogs and thousands of species are inexperienced, and Fran's mouth...don't worry about it."

"Contact with women? I think I can." Osamu Dazai asked enthusiastically, "Then can you tell me what the job content is?"

Liudao Mu slowly spit out a few words: "Looking for a suitable magical girl."