When Dazai became a god judge

The content of that poem is too hopeless and desolate, and it is even more melancholy to be read by the deep and magnetic voice of the god judge.

On a quiet and eerie night, bullets and weapons compose a symphony.

Two or three young people were walking on the street, their shadows were stretched very long by the dim light.

Sanri Yuezong couldn't help complaining: "Why is this thing endless!"

Yamabuka Kiri Kunihiro was silent, the knife was like a broken bamboo, piercing the chest of the mechanical doll, picking out the energy crystals, the mechanical doll that lost the energy crystals seemed to have lost its soul, fell to the ground, and turned into a pile of broken copper and iron .

"Pay attention to the enemy's situation." The blond Dao Dao reminded him coldly.

Mikazuki Zongjin, who escaped from the danger, shrugged, "I'm sorry, sorry, the old man doesn't have as good eyesight as the young man."

He clearly said: Please don't expect extravagantly the ability of Taidao Night Fight.

Foxunosuke was extremely melancholy, the god judge kept emphasizing that he was not good at physical skills, and Tsukami Tsukami was limited by the never-ending night, so the only thing they could rely on was Yamabuki Kunihiro.

Is it still too late for Baoshanba to cut Kunihiro's thigh?

"Wait! Lord God Judge, Sanriyue Palace, what are you doing?!"

"Do you still need to ask? Of course it's the lap of the quilt." The two replied shamelessly.

It's a pity that you came a step late, and you don't have any extra thighs to hug.

Foxnosuke: I...

Why is this different from the legend?He saw the biography of the God Judge on the God Judge forum, shouldn't the Master God Judge stand up like a god at this time, stand in front of them, and knock down the enemy with a single blow with a peerless weapon that he didn't know where? , slap them in the face like crazy?What the hell kind of development is this?

Osamu Dazai glanced at Foxnosuke lazily, "Liu-chan, you really read too many fantasy novels, no wonder you're so secondary. Please don't have any unrealistic fantasies about my combat power."

Foxnosuke: "...So, you are lying when you say that you have worked in the Mafia for many years, or that you are one of the youngest cadres?"

"It's true." Osamu Dazai stretched his waist and nodded his temples, "It's just that I'm a brain power type, and the job of fighting this kind of falling price is left to the slug and his subordinates."

"Main Hall, I found a clothing store!" Sanri Yue Zongjin reminded softly.

Fox Nosuke couldn't help complaining: "Why can you see it at this time?"

The beautiful Fu Sangshen's deep pupils are full of wisdom and tolerance accumulated over time, and he pointed to the half-person-high neon three-dimensional characters on his side - clothing store.

"Oh, as for me, I just have bad eyesight, but I'm not blind."

Foxnosuke was furious, it was super fierce, "I am blind! I have no eyes! I am short-sighted!"

Sanri Yuezong drew his sword, the sharp blade was covered with lines, it was sharp and decisive.

"You, what are you going to do?" Fox Nosuke backed away in fright, and Mikazuki Zongjin was still approaching.

"Of course it is..." Mikazuki Zongjin swung his knife violently, Foxosuke closed his eyes tightly, his heart was clenched together. "——open the door." After the voice fell, the main body was sheathed, and the solid anti-theft door crashed down.

Taidao Fusangshen bowed his head sideways, "Main Hall, please."

Osamu Dazai stepped over the threshold and asked casually, "Is it fun to bully Liu-chan?"

Sanri Yuezong was stunned when he heard the words, seeing that the judge who was concentrating on choosing clothes didn't mean to blame him, and lowered his eyes shyly, the dim light hit his crow-like eyelashes, casting a layer of shadow on his eyes: "Yes, it's fun."

"You are too much."

Taidao Fusangshen smiled lightly: "Hahaha, isn't there a saying called "things are like the main body"? "

Foxnosuke: Why did I hope that Tsukimune would come near?I thought Heianjing's black-hearted old knife could stop the god judge, but I didn't expect him to join forces with the god judge to bully people.

At least the god judges didn't have much interest in it, and most of the time they ignored the state, but Sanri Yue Zongjin specifically picked it to bully, starting from the moment it jumped the knife to solve the pool... What did it do wrong? !

For the convenience of movement, all three of them put on neat and tidy suits, and when they came out of the dressing room, Setsunosuke Fox's eyes shone brightly. These people were so handsome in suits that it was a foul!Mikami Tsukimune is noble and elegant, and Yamabuki Kirihiro is handsome and condensed; Dazai Osamu is the one who has changed the most. He wears a long black coat on top of his suit. When he is not smiling, he is lazy and indifferent. He seems to be naturally suitable for black. It was the loneliness and original sin that merged with the night.

As the bottom of Honmaru's food chain, Honosuke has been bullied, but he is so angry!But when I saw their faces, I couldn't get angry anymore.

As a deep color control, there is really no salvation.

"Okay, ready to go." Osamu Dazai pulled up his suit jacket, and took out a map that he didn't know where he came from: "Our goal is the top floor of the tower, and the current location is Kabukicho, first go to Shinjuku Station Take the subway to National Highway No. 20, then go to the Gun Body Tower and climb to the top of the tower. The journey is long and dangerous, everyone must be careful!"

"Yes, Master." Several people said in unison.

"By the way, this one is quilt and Sankaiyue." Osamu Dazai took out two golden kits from his arms, "Put them on for self-defense. I heard that they can save lives in critical moments."

Sanri Yuezong reached out to take it, and took a closer look, "It turned out to be Ji Yushou."

Yushou is the amulet of Fusangshen. Wearing it, even a broken knife can revive in situ, and Ji Yushou is resurrected with full blood.Every time you participate in an event held by the Shizhi government and complete the customs clearance, you can receive an ordinary garrison. The extreme garrison code is not given as a gift, and you must spend a lot of money to buy it.

Because of the high value of the extreme guard, the general god judge will only give it to himself as a "marriage sword". Most of the time, ordinary guards are shared resources, and Fu Sangshen wears them when they go out. Fu Sangshen who was approved to go out.

Osamu Dazai, who has just taken office for two days, is of course impossible to participate in the event. Could it be that the owner bought it specially for them?The kit lightly in the palm suddenly weighs more than a thousand pieces of gold.

Stared at by Fu Sangshen's complicated eyes, Osamu Dazai waved his hands uncomfortably, "I blackmailed them from the Government of Time. There are quite a few more, so you can use them at ease."

Not counting those two little skylarks, how much did you extort from the Government of Time?

"That's why I said that the government of time is stupid and sweet!"

Stepping out of the sphere of influence of coloratura singers, you can gradually see "alive" humans.

They are intoxicated, dreaming of life and death, they sing and sing every night, extravagant and extravagant.The gangsters bully the weak in the street and no one dares to speak out. The high-sounding nobleman entangles with the scantily clad dancer and groans as if no one else is around, and people turn a blind eye.

Here Jane is the paradise of crime, the paradise of prisoners.

"Three glasses of whiskey with ice." Osamu Dazai sat on the bar counter and pointed three fingers at the bartender.He didn't have the courtesy to address the bartender sir and didn't thank him when he took the glass because he knew it wasn't needed here.

Three cups of amber liquid swayed in the crystal cups, reflecting this bizarre world.

Kunihiro Yamabashi stared at the wine glass in front of him, and said hesitantly, "I'm sorry, master, master... I can't drink."

"What? Is it an allergy, or is it?" Osamu Dazai raised his glass and took a big gulp into his mouth. Alcohol invaded and wreaked havoc in his head. The long-lost sense of pleasure, the taste of the wine was basically the same, but the person was no longer a familiar person.

One year spent similar, each year is different.

Yamabuki Kunihiro whispered, "I'll get drunk..." He's really not good at drinking, he belongs to the type of drinker, if he's in Honmaru, it's fine, but this is a dangerous subspecies singularity, he can't Regardless of the safety of the judge and his companions.

Osamu Dazai didn't force it, and began to sip slowly on his own.There is no such thing as fruit juice and milk in this adult bar, and there is no way to switch to Yamaba, so I can only watch them drink it with a grievance.

"Holding, I'm sorry, I made you cost the master." Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro faced the undisguised aggressive gazes from all over the bar, and lowered his head even lower. He missed his quilt, if there was one, It should be able to block those annoying sights, right?

"What are you talking about!" Osamu Dazai looked a little drunk, "It's okay, someone will come and drink for you later."

"What did the main hall expect?" Sanri Yuezong raised his wine glass, "I respect you."

The wine glasses collided, making a crisp and pleasant sound, and the ice ball slowly melted in the glass.Alcohol stained Dazai Osamu's iris-colored eyes, and he squinted, leaving only a long and narrow black line. He didn't answer Mikazuki Muneki's question, showing a tired and gorgeous smile: "There are too many human beings here. Avoid trouble and call me Dazai-san!"

"Of order, Mr. Dazai." Mikazuki Zongjin put down his wine glass, put one hand on his saber, and looked at the three or five alcoholics who were eager to move around, "It's just that in this kind of place, just changing your name can't avoid a lot of trouble!"

Human beings commit crimes for the sake of power, beauty, sex and money...

Alcohol tends to make people lose their minds. Beautiful things, regardless of men and women, and whether it is Fusangshin or Dazai Osamu, all have the beauty of making people commit crimes.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, grabbed a man who was approaching, and pressed his head on the marble-topped bar. The bar was cracked like a spider's web, but the wine glass beside him remained motionless.

What a precise control.

The alarm bell that seemed to be a headache rang in everyone's ears, and no one dared to move forward.

So, sometimes it's not so easy to be the first to eat a crab.

Sanri Yuezong's graceful smile couldn't hold back anymore, and he couldn't help asking: "Didn't you say that you are not good at physical skills and that you are not good at solving problems with force?"

Osamu Dazai commanded the trembling bartender to refill himself a glass of wine, and rubbed his broken hair embarrassingly, "The so-called ability is all set off by colleagues." , he really "no" ah!

He is really just a little better than ordinary people.