When Dazai became a god judge

The towering dilapidated buildings stretched across the cold and quiet street like a swarm of ants.The incandescent light cannot penetrate the dark floor, leaving only thin and sparse light.

It stays here forever at night, and there is no bright warm sun all day long.

This is the sub-singularity Shinjuku, the vicious isolation demon realm.

"That tall tower is really beautiful." Osamu Dazai, who was standing on the edge of the roof of the nearly [-]-meter-high building, put his hand on his forehead, stopped to look far away, and overlooked all living beings.A tall tower stands abruptly in the center of Shinjuku City. On the top of the tower, a strange and seductive blue butterfly sealed in a crystal body is dancing.

"Master God Judge! Are you listening to me?" Honosuke cried out in grief and anger, his growl drowned in the howling wind.

Osamu Dazai turned his head and leaned against the rusted iron railing, his gaze was erratic, and he replied lazily: "I am listening! That means if we want to go back, we must get the universal wishing machine - the Holy Grail , or compromise with the Queen of Sheba to help Chaldea fix this singularity."

Suddenly I feel that the government of time is so useless!It's just that the time-space converter fails at any time, and it can also give them the upper hand when negotiating with other governments.

I kind of want to jump ship.

Who else can tell him why his well-behaved suicide was teleported to this singularity with nowhere to go?

Facing Dazai Osamu's contemptuous gaze, Foxnosuke almost vomited blood.Daojiechi was originally a space transmission device. God judges put unwanted swords into Daojiechi. Daojiechi decomposes the body of the sword and transmits the soul of the sword Fusangshen to the battlefield and other places. There will always be found there. their judges.

The soul of Osamu Dazai who does not belong to this world disturbed the program of Dazai Chi, causing turbulence in time and space. Dazai Chi could not eat the soul of Osamu Dazai. come out.

As for why Foxnosuke also followed?Then I have to ask Sanri Yuezong, this black-hearted old knife made a frenzied decision before he died - he will be buried with him when he dies.

No matter how hard it struggles, it can't break free from the confinement of Sanri Yuezong.

The weak, pitiful and helpless Fox is forcibly dragged into the knife solution pool.

Stepping onto solid ground, Foxanosuke shed tears of emotion.

Before it had time to breathe a sigh of relief, they had just stepped into this strange city and did nothing, and they were surrounded by densely packed mechanical dolls. Every joint of these mechanical dolls could shoot bullets. Forced to fight.

"Clang clang clang!" is the sound of bullets hitting the blade.Cold weapons always suffer when encountering a hail of bullets. The Fusangshen have a little difficulty in coping, but they always repel the enemy.

"The first battle was won."

Sanri Yuezong's nearly pair of curved eyes looked down at the world, but the hem of the elegant and luxurious clothes was stained with a little dust, and the tassels at the end of his hair were also loose.As soon as he was forged, he was forced to be sabered and buried, and was caught off guard by enemies who didn't know the details. Even if he was noble and elegant, such as Sanri Yuezongjin, he also showed embarrassment and fatigue.

Tai Dao Fu Sangshen really couldn't laugh.

It's not pretty at all.

Foxnosuke, who finally got in touch with the time government, reported their situation at the moment.The Government of Time was surprised to find that this point in time and space is not within their control, and forcible intervention may destroy the law of this point in time.Therefore, the Ministry of Technology of the Government of Time cooperated with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, contacted the continuation of human rights in 2015, and made a deal with Da Vinci, a profiteer under the guidance of the Queen of Sheba who has a vision of the future—to help Chaldea repair At this singularity of time and space, Chaldea sent Osamu Dazai and others back to Honmaru in a spiritual basket.

It's really a fair and just deal.

Osamu Dazai was laughed out of anger. Was the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Torito Government established temporarily?This kind of one-hundred-thousand-profit contract is only for Chaldea.They were forced to sign the transaction treaty, right?Otherwise, no one with a brain would sign such an overlord treaty!If he was the government of the time, he would definitely use his indifference to life and death as a bargaining chip in exchange for maximizing benefits.

Only that idiot Chuuya would be tricked into agreeing to such a mentally handicapped treaty.

The Government of Time who can only act cute: Hey, hey, yes.Because our enemies have always been historical revisionists, and the time-traveling army has no desire or possibility of diplomacy at all, and they always solve problems by force.

"That's why I said that I want to change jobs. It's really passive to follow this kind of boss who is so stupid and sweet that he is sold out and counts the money for others." Osamu Dazai sighed, and saw Fusang staring at him nervously God comforted: "Relax! I'm just thinking about it. Well, a boss who is silly and sweet is better than a guy like Mr. Sen who is full of bad things."

In short, Osamu Dazai temporarily agreed with this unequal treaty.

The Queen of Sheba's mission is to help Chaldea restore this time singularity—find the mastermind of the Shinjuku phantom event, and of course it would be great if he can be defeated.Thanks to the initial impression given to Da Vinci and Holmes by the silly and sweet government of time, they did not have high hopes for Dazai Osamu and others, and tried to help her pave the way ahead before the arrival of the Chaldean lord. Osamu Dazai got through to the Da Vinci hotline and got through the final contract with the profiteer after a lot of verbal confrontation.

The available information is——

1. Heroic spirits are the existences of heroes whose great achievements are left as legends after death and have become objects of belief.Normally, Heroic Spirits are summoned by the world as the power to protect humans.And the ones summoned by humans are Servants.

2. Heroic spirits were detected in the singularity of Shinjuku, but due to the interference of the singularity, the specific location could not be determined.

3. The indigenous heroic spirits here all have the attribute of "evil".

4. The indigenous humans here are full of evil people, don't try to ask passers-by for help.

5. Please take care of yourself and protect your own life.

After listening to the information, there was a dead silence.

Yamabuki Kunihiro and Mikazuki Munechi looked worriedly at Osamu Dazai who was silent and full of complicated emotions that could not be discerned in his eyes.No matter how heartless you are at ordinary times, the God Judge is still a human being, so he must be afraid.

"Don't look lifeless, I don't like it. I, I will protect you." Yamabuchi, the domineering president, Kunihiro thought for a long time, and finally came up with words to comfort the judge.

"Puhahaha..." Mikazuki Zongjin covered his lips with his sleeve, "Hold... sorry! Yamabukiri, I'm not laughing at you, hahaha."

Hearing Mikazuki Zongjin's "puchipuchi" laughter that he tried hard to suppress, Yamabuki Kunihiro looked resentful, "You didn't laugh like that when you jumped the knife to solve the pool."

Taidao Fusangshen coughed twice, his old face blushed, Yamabachi had learned from his master badly.It's not good to expose people's scars like this...

In fact, Daojian Fusangshen is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death. An old swordsman like Sanri Yuezong who has lived for a thousand years is even more indifferent to life and death. When facing the death of a broken knife, he can only say "tangible things will eventually be destroyed, but today That's all."It's just that even if it's death, you have to prepare people for it, don't you?Just after he came out, before he found out the situation, he saw his own interrogator about to commit suicide, and then his colleagues dragged him indiscriminately to jump the knife to untie the pool to be buried with him. Even a knife would be afraid, okay?

"You guys think too much, I'm not afraid at all!" Osamu Dazai looked back and smiled, but this smile was different from usual, it seemed cold and indifferent.He opened his arms and took a deep breath, "I just feel the intimacy that I haven't seen for a long time, and I want to miss it."

Bloody, killing, screaming... Have you been away from the port mafia for many years?

"Don't show that surprised expression." Dazai Osamu looked directly at the two Fusangshin with deep eyes, "For me, this is just going back to my old business."

After finishing speaking, the young man lowered his eyes and smiled, as coquettish and beautiful as Manzhushahua by the Santu River, "I think it's me that those heroic spirits should be careful about!"

Mikazuki Munechi and Yamababa Kiri Kunihiro shivered at the same time, suddenly feeling so cold!

Foxnosuke: Fortunately, I have thick skin and can withstand the cold.

After expressing his position, Osamu Dazai began to discuss the plan with everyone, "Whether it is to investigate the culprit of the Shinjuku supernatural event or to snatch the Holy Grail, we all need a stronghold. We can't keep running to the rooftop to blow the cold wind!"

Mikami Tsukimune got used to the role well, he used his body to draw a point on the concrete floor, and then drew a circle next to the point: "The building we are in is next to Kabukicho, I guess it is the base camp of mechanical dolls , Do you want to grab it and use it as a stronghold? The main hall."

Osamu Dazai thought for a moment, shook his head, and pointed to the distance, "I'm still more interested in that tower."

Are you really eyeing the tower? !

***

"Oh yeah! Let's go!" Honosuke stood on Osamu Dazai's shoulder and raised his front paw excitedly after healed the scar and forgot the pain. "Our journey is the sea of ​​stars!"

Osamu Dazai patted Foxnosuke's paw, "You are enough, I don't have such a shameless fox like you."

"First of all! I think we should change our clothes before sneaking into that tower. It's not low-key." Dazai Osamu pointed at Mikazuki Munechi's draped dark blue sari, "And I don't have fur, so it's cold." Honmaru Spring and Jingming, with a constant temperature all year round, Dazai Osamu did not wear the sand-brown windbreaker he always carried with him when he forged his sword in the morning, but only wore a white shirt and a suit vest.

Therefore, it is imperative to rob a clothing store.

Because of the rampage of mechanical dolls, no one lives in this street.

Or maybe those mechanical dolls are the aborigines here.

This grotesque world is really dirty and sad.

Osamu Dazai walked in front, watching Fu Sangshen who was guarding on both sides of him slaying a mechanical doll that jumped out suddenly, and recited an unknown poem lightly: "Dirty sadness, today is the first snowfall. Dirty sadness, the cold wind visits today. Dirty sadness..."