I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

"So fast?" During the class break, Chi Yuan looked at the record on his mobile phone, "How much does it cost to call the master for this account?"

Min Qiu: "500."

Chi Yuan: "400."

Min Qiu: "480."

Chi Yuan: "450."

Min Qiu: "OK 450, first give me yesterday's 450."

Chi Yuan: "Wait, I made a mistake, I just wanted to say... 420?"

Min Qiu stretched out his palm, and moved his five fingers one by one, making a faint "click" sound without breaking it: "Is it itchy?"

Chi Yuan transferred the money to his mobile phone, and as soon as the person left, Min Qiu transferred the money to Hua Jin in a blink of an eye, happier than he got the money: "Save it and save it."

Joaquin held his mobile phone and said happily: "What are you saving? I don't want to save any more. I'll be on holiday for two days. Please go out and eat delicious food."

"No." Min Qiu refused without thinking - 400 yuan is just a few home-cooked dishes in a well-decorated restaurant, and at most one or two seafood dishes. There are really no rare things, even if there are rare ones. It doesn't have to be fresh and delicious.Joaquin, on the other hand, has been cooking more and more tricks these days, from deep-fried frozen food to cold side dishes, and then to several well-known hot dishes, and the taste is getting more and more to his liking. He was so raised that he ran out to ask what he had for dinner when it was time for dinner, and he was no longer willing to order takeaway: "If you want to invite me, go home and eat what you made."

Joaquin covered his mouth with his hands in a smile, only showing his crooked eyes: "Then use the money to buy vegetables, black pepper steak, braised prawns, the kind that are one foot long."

In the morning, Min Qiu only bought a quick-dried sour bean steamed stuffed bun on the side of the road. Thinking about what he said, tears welled up in his eyes: "Mmm! It's better that you make it."

Ruanruan has not responded to the message for a day, and the game icon is always gray, which is too abnormal.Under the broad daylight and bright sky, Min Qiu was not as negative as he thought last night. He thought it might be because she lost her mobile phone, left it somewhere or it was not charged, so she hoped that Baby Kiss might be bound to a fairy , Then I said to Baby Kiss again what I said to Ruan Ruan, and asked her to convey it on my behalf.

However, after the news was sent out, there was no news, which made people worry.

At night, when it was time for the Shura battlefield, Min Qiu was still obsessed with opening the doll treasure box and couldn't extricate himself. He always felt that the anniversary outfit would be in the next system message, and couldn't stop for a second, but Min Yang couldn't bear it anymore. When will he pass? Who are you waiting for to go online?

"I'm going to fight Shura," Min Yang said, "Aren't you going? Don't you want to collect materials?"

There are benefits to Shura materials, but it takes a small amount to make a pitiful improvement to the character's attributes. The short-term benefits are almost negligible, and the account of Minqiu is too new, no matter how much you use it. He can't catch up with players like Ruan Ruan who have been receiving rewards every day since the Shura event was launched.Opening the box is different. Every few minutes, there will be a system prompt that can be seen all day long. There will also be an extra outfit in his backpack that countless players on the World Channel are eager to buy. This feeling of mastering scarce resources It's addictive.

Just play games, just be happy, why do you have to follow the established track and play one or two games that are so fixed?

Min Qiu couldn't get enough of it, so he kept driving: "I feel that the anniversary package is about to come out, and after a while, you can call a pharmacist first, and come and play with me when you're done."

Min Yang: "Which pharmacist is more reliable?"

"I don't know either, I only fought against Ruanruan," Min Qiu opened the family list, "This 'little Baiyun Yiyi' is in Yuncang, I don't know if she has fought, she is well equipped, I put the name Copy it to you, you can ask?"

In every family activity, little Baiyun Yiyi was organized into the first echelon of Qingcang Iron Cavalry, either the first team or the second team, plus she was in charge of the family and managed accounts, Min Qiu guessed that she must be "reliable" Two words.Unexpectedly, when Min Yang came back an hour later, the equipment repairer's "clang clang" sound came from the microphone.

Min Yang: "This little Baiyun Yiyi, you can't do it."

"What's the matter?" Min Qiu didn't know why, "Why is it not working? Isn't the equipment quite good?"

Min Yang: "The equipment is quite good, and it looks normal, even with the ingot grass on it, it can't add to me, it's strange."

"Yuanbao Grass" is a small handmade medicine in the game, which is exclusively used in the Shura battlefield.Although it is made by players, the price is more expensive and tighter than that of NPCs and general buff drugs on the shelves. After using it, pharmacists can greatly increase the amount of treatment and their own blood volume in a short time. It is true that "an inch of time is an inch of gold" consumables.When Min Qiu bought the medicine for swordsmen, he also bought some for Ruanruan at Dadao, but he never saw her take it, only heard that the effect was good.

Min Qiu: "Are you wearing a star suit?"

Min Yang: "Of course, otherwise, how can you kill people while wearing Kunlun? I was wearing Xingxiu when I was fighting with someone two days ago, and I didn't die so easily. Is there something wrong with this pharmacist?"

"... What's wrong with it?" Min Qiu was speechless, "People have taken medicine to add you, so what can you do if you can't add it? It may be that the person you met today has better equipment and attack power than the one you met two days ago. High chant."

Min Yang didn't know who killed him from the Shura battlefield, anyway, he knew he was very upset just by hearing the panting sound, Min Qiu knew it well, and behaved rather well-behaved, when he heard that his elder brother was fighting with people in the wild, he immediately Put down the box and fly over to rescue him, two against one, and the battle ended in a few minutes.

Min Qiu puts his sword back into its sheath, sits on the ground with his shield standing on one side, and Min Yang lifts his long sword upside down, dancing with golden light on his body, standing in front of the cliff of Nushi Plateau facing the sunset—this picture has a sense of rivers and lakes, brothers hand in hand, actually It was exactly the scene Min Qiu longed for when he first played Feixian.

He said: "Brother, don't move, I'll take a screenshot and take a picture."

The "Fairy Dream Talking" section of Feixian Forum has the function of automatically beautifying uploaded pictures, such as adding some light effects, borders, etc. Min Qiu uploaded it, added exaggerated bling, and gave the post a name : "Ask the world who is the enemy".

As soon as it was uploaded, it was fine, but after a few minutes, there were new message notification sounds of "beep" and "beep".

Min Qiu didn't take it seriously at first, but after a while there were more and more alerts. He wondered why this forum was like a rice cooker, and it kept beeping without even looking at it.It doesn't matter if you cut it out and have a look, there are more than 100 reply prompts, and there are also moderator reversion notices that violate the rules.

Min Qiu: "...Brother."

Min Yang: "Why?"

Min Qiu: "Why are so many people scolding me on the forum? The moderator of 'Xianmeng Talking About Talking' said that my post was too controversial and sent me to the 'Free Discussion' area. There are more than [-] more replies in a while. , They all called me your dog's leg."

Min Yang: "Did you say that you are idle, and you have nothing to post? Didn't our dad tell you to restrain yourself when you are a human being?"

Min Qiu's June Piaoxue felt extremely wronged: "People's forums have hundreds of thousands of posts a day, how do I know why they are picking on me?"

Min Yang: "You wait, I'll make a call."

The customer service manager of Feixian gave Min Yang a special line number. There are people answering 24 hours a day, and they don’t do anything. Who is the enemy", I have opened the background of this post, how do you want to deal with it?"

Min Yang: "How to deal with it before, how to deal with it now."

Customer service: "In the past, other people posted posts and dealt with them, but this post is not insulting you. See if I can pick it up for you, and leave comments from netizens who speak more rationally and moderately, and delete more violent comments. ?”

Min Yang: "Well, let's do this."

The posts with more than 200 floors turned into bungalows in an instant.

As the landlord, Min Qiu felt a little heartbroken seeing the collapse of the building: "Brother, let me warm up our building myself?"

Min Yang: "No, I'll tell the M Legion."

The bungalow became the Empire State Building again.

Min Qiu felt quite strange, because he hadn't seen his elder brother spending money in the game recently, why did Feixian Company set up a dedicated line for his elder brother?As for the money spent on the anniversary, the Guangqing Cang Iron Cavalry family has several "big hands", and the boxes are opened much more fiercely than Min Qiu, and Min Qiu has never heard that they have exclusive customer service.

[System] Congratulations to the player [Golden Merchant Broadsword] for getting [7th Anniversary Special Effects Suit · Floating Light · Male] from the doll treasure box!

The world channel was boiling for a while.

There are many women’s outfits that are good-looking, but there are not many men’s outfits that can meet the aesthetics of almost everyone, including some anniversary styles in the past few years, and the gigolo-style “blazing dance” that Min Yang bought at a high price last year. , there are always details that surprise people unexpectedly, making people unable to fully appreciate it. This year's men's white dress is different. The first version of the picture is too wide and looks fat. After being criticized by players, the art team immediately refined it. , the second version of the renderings is very conscientious in the industry - wide shoulders, narrow waist and hips, stand-up collar shirt, collar end belt, as soon as the preview picture came out, someone used PS software to study the matching of this dress and weapon exterior in the forum .

You know, there is only such a tradable one in the whole world, so one can imagine how explosive the private chat channel of Gold Merchant Dao is now.

Min Qiu: "Brother, don't you want this? Hurry up and buy it from him!"

Min Yang: "No need."

[Horn] Jinshang Dao: I’m sorry, fellow immortals, I opened this [7th Anniversary Special Effects Suit·Floating Light·Male] for [Yuan Ming Yang], it’s not mine, please don’t inquire any more !

Min Qiu didn't know what "representation opening" was. Just as there were unwilling people on the radio who asked the same question, Jinshang Dadao explained: "The doll treasure boxes I opened from the first day of the anniversary to now total about 500 million yuan. All of them were purchased by Yuan Mingyang, and I opened them on my behalf. I also sell other items produced by the treasure box, and friends who are interested are welcome to visit Loulan's big knife shop to buy, thank you for your attention."

Min Qiu: "...500 million." It's no wonder that on the first day of server opening, big brother and baby kiss each other with new clothes...

"Yeah." Min Yang replied as if he had nothing to do with the chariot, and ran to find Da Dao to get new clothes, "Didn't you say that opening the box is not a loss?"

Min Qiu: "..."

When it was time to go offline at night, Ruanruan and Qinqin hadn't gone online yet, Min Qiu said, "Brother, let's call the police, we may be the last ones to have a relationship with them."

"Did you get angry when you played in the arena that day?" Min Yang snorted, "With such a temper, won't you talk well if you want to improve your status?"

Min Qiu: "It doesn't look like that. When the clothes were sold out last night, I talked to Ruan Ruan on Xianxian, and she replied to me. Later, I heard that the box can be opened with special effects. Talking to her, she ignored me, and sent a red envelope, but there was no response."

Min Yang caught the key word: "Red envelope?"

Min Qiu: "Didn't she not buy clothes? I sent her a red envelope and asked her to come up and open the box."

Min Yang: "How much?"

Min Qiu: "...it's not important."

"There's no need to look for it," Min Yang said with relief, "I took the money and ran away."

"How is it possible?" Min Qiu firmly believed that Ruan Ruan was not that kind of person, "Aside from other things, her account is more than that. There is no need for her to run away because of this."

"What if she didn't plan to play at all? She took the red envelope and left, and then put the account on the platform to sell, a win-win situation, otherwise it's such a coincidence that the two of them are not online at the same time." Min Yang said coldly, "In the future You know, liars are everywhere, and you think a man is honest, just because he doesn't get enough good from cheating."

Min Qiu: "..."

"Don't say it's to you, even if it's a person to another ordinary person, you can only walk with him for a short distance, and sometimes we part ways before we can even say goodbye," Min Yang said in a deep voice, "People They are constantly choosing the most beneficial way of life for themselves. They didn’t end the last way of life just because the choices they faced were not enough to tempt him. When there is really a good place to go, who do you think won’t leave? It would be foolish not to leave. "

Min Qiu: "Brother, do you mean they don't play?"

"Yeah." Min Yang paused, "Let's go."

Min Qiu couldn't hold back his face, after all, he was the one who boasted to his elder brother about how powerful Ruan Ruan was and how good his relationship with Ruan Ruan was, but in comparison, he still felt: "That's okay, as long as something happened. "

"Stupid or not!" Min Yang said disgustedly, "You were left behind by her, don't you understand?"

Min Qiu: "...I wouldn't use 'drop', I'm not a thing."

Min Yang: "Some people can even leave behind the whole family they get along with day and night, not to mention you are just a person in the game, you can just throw it away if you don't want to lose it?"

These words made Min Qiu not even as good as a "thing", and suddenly felt embarrassed, and said embarrassingly: "Oh, just throw it away."

"It's boring." Min Yang didn't feel refreshed after getting the anniversary suit just now, "I'm going to sleep."

Although the elder brother made it sound like he saw someone running away with the money, Min Qiu didn't believe it all. If the disappearance of the two of them was related to the money, he thought it might be that Ruan Ruan used the money for urgent needs?If this is the case, she will use it as soon as she uses it. Anyway, it was originally intended to be used for playing games and opening boxes, so he wouldn't say anything.Min Qiu euphemistically expressed this meaning, and sent a message to Ruanruan and Qinqin on Xianxian, emphasizing that if you have any difficulties, you can tell him clearly, and he can still help.

Another mud cow entered the sea, and the news never came back.

Some of his elder brother's words are very honest, such as "sometimes we parted ways without even saying goodbye"-especially for netizens, if there is a sudden change in life, it is really too late to pay close attention to netizens thousands of miles away. Otherwise, I don’t know how much time and things will be delayed.

After a hasty farewell that day, I don’t know how the landlord who took a taxi to the hospital is doing?

The host asked for other contact information of Min Qiu at that time, but Min Qiu knew how much he was, so he could provide very little help. I had reservations, so I declined.

As soon as he opened the forum, he "ding", "ding" received several messages in succession.

"I'm back, the doctor said it's not genital warts, let me get the HIV screening results tomorrow!"

"The initial HIV test was negative! Thank God! But I couldn't find the man in the black suit that day, and I couldn't ask him if he was a carrier. The doctor suggested that it is best to take medicine! But the medicine has side effects!"

Medicines are three-point poisonous, not to mention anti-disease medicines?Compared with life, that little side effect is considered light.

Seeing his name displayed online, Min Qiu asked, "Did you take the medicine?"

The other party replied quickly, emotionally: "Mr. H! You are here!"

"..." At that time, he casually created a forum ID: hjklbnm, which didn't make any sense, just typed in the order of the keyboard.Min Qiu asked, "How are you doing now?"

The landlord said: "The doctor gave me a 4-week anti-disease drug, and told me to check my liver in a month, and then go for a re-examination after the window period of three months. If it is negative, the infection can be ruled out. Take the medicine and take it." I have been throwing up every day for the past few days, I have small pimples on my face, and a little hair loss... The doctor said that my reaction is not bad. I went to the CDC that day to find out that there are so many AIDS patients! A stack of materials A pile of them! I won’t dare to go out and mess up again in the future!”

Min Qiu: "Then you're still here on this forum..."

Host: "Lonely, why don't you come here to read novels and movies, and chat with people by the way, watching movies won't get you infected, right?"

Min Qiu: "Well... what happened to the rash you had that day? Is it better now?"

Host: "Hey, the doctor said it was just moss and heat rash. Now the heat rash has faded, but the moss is still not healed."

Min Qiu: "...Are you too fat? You are stubborn, change your underwear and bedding frequently."

Host: "Yes! That's what the doctor said too! But I'm not fat. I wore leather pants because I was out clubbing a few days ago."

Min Qiu felt stuffy when he heard it, and he still remembered that the address mentioned in the poster's post was in the south, and the climate must be more humid and hotter than Shencheng: "It's such a hot day, do you wear leather pants?"

The host: "I can't help it. I'm old. Everyone likes young boys. There are a lot of boys who come out to play in their teens. I'm in my thirties. How can I go out if I don't wear clothes that stand out? And summer The kind of leather pants you know, they are not real leather, they are made of that kind of material."

Min Qiu didn't plan to wear leather pants in the summer of over 30 degrees: "I don't know!"

Host: "Huh? You don't know? Many people here wear it. I don't know what the material is called. Anyway, it feels almost like plastic, and it's tight, and the place I go is not very hygienic... ...By the way, Teacher H, are you 0 or 1?"

Min Qiu doesn’t need to do much research on such simple and vivid pronouns, as long as he has read the forum a few times, he will know: “It’s not 0 or 1, I just came here out of curiosity.”

"Oh, he's a straight man." After a while, the host said again, "That's great."

Min Qiu was puzzled: "Then you are straight too."

"I can't be straight anymore." The host said, "Straight men won't understand that feeling."

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Note: The power leveling bacteria is not absconding with money, which will be explained later.