My male ticket is eating dirt every day

What is the furthest distance in the world?It's me standing in front of you and you don't know I'm your son/grandson.

Houtu father and son settled down in Moyu's small dormitory, and when they heard that Xiaoyu was going to train in Changbai Mountain, they didn't want to find a tree in the yard to live honestly.The two groups of cats cuddled together in the dormitory 23 hours a day, and went out for the rest of the hour, living a life of domestic cats with a nest, a house and a shit-shoveling officer.

Hou Tu was originally a cat, but not a black cat, but a fat big white cat with eyeliner, eye shadow and pink lip gloss.

When Moyu saw these two cats, he had the illusion that he was married to the little widow with the oil bottle.The hateful thing is that the little widow prefers the rose flowers at home, and would rather live in the flowers than be a domesticated little widow with a bed, a house, and a receiver.The widow only wakes up for an hour every day, and he still spends this precious time watching movies, shopping, reading comics, chasing Korean dramas... and recently becoming obsessed with novels.

In short, I can only see him two or three times a month, and I don't have the consciousness of being a little widow who has taken over.

The receiver is so angry, he really wants to throw them out of the window with an oil bottle in one hand!

Opportunities are for those who are prepared.

There was no training arranged for Moyu that day, the big fat cat struggled to squeeze its four paws onto his shoulders, its gray triangular ears shook: "Xiaoyu, let's go out to play, the room is so boring."

Mo Yu speechlessly compared the thin black cat on the sofa quietly flipping through magazines with the fat cat on his shoulders trembling unsteadily: "Can you lose weight first?"

"I am the god of the earth, and I am in charge of ten thousand hectares of fertile soil. If I am not fertile, how can I fertilize the world? Do you know that my crops will decrease even if my land is barren?"

It was the first time that Mo Yu saw such a fat cat so confidently, and he resigned to his orders to take him to the figure skating rink with his buttocks.As soon as Houtu came out, the girls surrounded him.

"Look! He has 2 yuan squatting on his shoulder!" "What a cute puppet cat, can I pet it?" "Who brought a comb? Your Majesty's tail has lumps, come and comb it." "Local and local tyrant , do you still need a girlfriend?" "Hey, don't touch the fur, 2 yuan will make you uncomfortable." "Wow, these paws are so pink and tender, look at the eyeliner, look at the fur, this cat looks amazing! "I think it looks more than 2 yuan. How much did you pay for this puppet?"...

2 yuan Houtu Ragdoll cat was served by enthusiastic excrement shovel officers who pinched their paws and combed their fur. Their value jumped from a much-disgusted oil bottle to a group favourite, and they were overwhelmed in no time. Mo Yu handed it to the howling girls.

Where are you going dad?

Mo Yu, who ran away from the back soil, stretched out his fat hooves, living up to expectations, he was pinched on the small pads and played wantonly, and his claws were squeezed out to watch and fiddle with.

Mo Yu temporarily threw away the oil bottle and met Qiao Ke head-on.

Qiao Ke sat alone in the lounge and massaged his ankle.The tacit match between her and the new male athlete was a mess, and she had to suffer a small injury from time to time. The coach of the team began to think about choosing a new partner for the two of them during this period, but this is not something that can be settled in a day or two.

Their pair skating training will continue for the time being. If they can get used to each other, they don't need to re-select again. Many pair skating partners fell like this at the beginning, and finally achieved good results in the competition.

Mo Yu watched as this senior sister had no choice but to go from provincial double skating to single skating, and then from single skating back to double skating, and stumbled all the way to be selected for the national team.He had a good impression of Qiao Ke, took the plaster at hand and squatted down to help her apply it.The plaster the size of a palm was properly attached to the swollen joint along Mo Yu's palm, Qiao Ke secretly wiped off the moisture from the corner of his eyes, and stood up on one foot unsteadily.

"Can I go?" Mo Yu looked around, "Why isn't your partner here? Are you going to jump out and wait for the bus?"

"He has something to do, let's go first."

Mo Yu frowned and helped the half-crippled Qiao Ke to the entrance of the venue, passing by the noisy crowd of onlookers watching the Houtu women's team, seeing that these girls were doing some unsightly things.He rolled his eyes and shouted over there: "My cat is a male, a male! There is no need to break his hind legs one by one to see his balls!"

The audience froze for a second, a girl carefully opened the cat's legs to confirm the last time, and shouted back to this side with a serious face: "There are indeed balls, white ones." The next second the team happily started a new round of "confirmation" Egg Color" campaign.

Miss Qiao Ke laughed so hard on Mo Yu's body that she lost her image: "Your puppet is so beautiful, every girl likes it."

Mo Yu dragged her into the taxi, and complained coldly: "Gays always lose their hair when they are gay, and you girls like this." He looked back and was hugged by a group of girls, and then He looked down at the yearning look on the girl's face in the car.

Girls' aesthetics are really strange...

With a flash of inspiration, he tentatively opened his mouth: "Do you like cats?"

"Of course I like it! If I have a puppet, I will definitely spoil it!"

"Wait!" He strode back and squeezed into the crowd, grabbed the cat and ran.Poor Houtu turned dizzy and was stuffed into Qiao Ke's arms, "This dead fat cat is for you. There is also a black garden cat at home. Do you want it?"

"what?!"

"Meow~" Dad!

"Take this fat cat away first, and I'll send the black cat to your dormitory later." Mo Yu smiled harmlessly as he held the door of the car, "They are all very docile cats, and have no other problems except snoozing. It doesn’t need to be carefully cared for, and it can be raised as a dog.”

Miss Qiao Ke was dreaming while holding the earthen statue: "This cat is too valuable, don't give it away, if it bothers you, I will raise it for you first." She held the earthen chin and gave him a little mum: "I will take care of it." Good for them, you can come and pick them up anytime!"

"Take him away quickly." Mo Yu ruthlessly waved his hand and closed the car door.

"Meow~" Dad!

Qiao Ke grabbed the back soil and waved a paw at Mo Yu: "Come say goodbye to Dad."

"Meow~" Dad, you are so cruel!

By the time Bai Fang finished watching the movie and chasing Korean dramas, he thought about going to see his grandparents and grandchildren. A group of little girls chased after him and waited on them, and they never wanted to go home at all nights.Ye Ming has a lot of backbone, how can he, a creator god, descend from his godhood to be someone else's pet!Mo Yu was given three cat paw prints as a gift, and he hated to see this unworthy descendant slip into the alley and become the cat tyrant in this area, subduing countless wild cats.

Mo Yu was ridiculed when he met everyone: Oh, Xiaoyu, you have a brilliant face, and your girlfriend is very wild...

No, no, no, I don't have a girlfriend, it's a cat scratching, you believe me.

Even Fang Buhuo asked him to click tut tut: young people nowadays.

The disrespectful young man was full of grievances, and when he caught Bai Ya, he beat him up: "Look at what Ye Ming has done, if you dare to bring other gods to me in the future, I will..."

White Fang blew on his wound: "Does it still hurt?"

Mo Yu opened his eyes and talked nonsense, his brows were puckered up in a fake way: "It hurts, half of my face hurts."

Bai Fang's heart ached so badly that he watched him for an hour blowing, kneading, rubbing and rubbing the potion, and finally fell asleep on the bed due to exhaustion.The smelly and shameless little fish took the opportunity to hug him and sleep well.When he woke up in the morning, he was curled up in White Fang's arms.

Every time Bai Fang takes human form, he prefers to be a tall man. Mo Yu's height of less than 1.7 meters can't hold him in his arms at all, and he has to look up at him when talking.

Xiaoyu looked at the ceiling and let out a deep breath: "Why am I so short?" He was not angry at all.

In his mind, the barrage of "Single men who are too tall is a shortcoming, brother Xianyu suddenly grew crazy at the age of [-] and has made few achievements in his career for many years."A barrage of barrages of "Why am I so short" swept in.The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

He took out his mobile phone and ordered a carton of milk, thinking about luck: "I'm still far from the deadly height of [-], let me grow a little bit taller, just a little bit." He thought about it. I drank so much milk in junior high school and didn't grow taller, so I couldn't even lie down in bed.

He tucked in the quilt for White Fang, and began the long march of running and gaining height against the morning light.

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The author's initial impression of figure skating was not from Yuri or Hanyu, but from Shen Xue/Zhao Hongbo.