My male ticket is eating dirt every day

Chapter 18 Changbai Mountain

White Fang disappeared, and was not seen for two or three months.

Mo Yu anxiously comforted himself that he might be trying to supplement the knowledge of men's physiology, worrying about resuming training.

He and Guan Qing seemed to follow Mo Yu to another training base of the national team outside the capital: Changbai Mountain Ice and Snow Sports Training Base.The three packed their bags and moved into the athletes' village, and met many acquaintances when they went to the canteen for dinner at night.

Xian Yushui chose a position with a wide view and stretched out his arms and legs, enjoying the envious eyes of a large number of single skaters with peace of mind.Mu Mu buried his head in peeling the prawns for him, and reminded him to put his long legs back a little: "Coach Fang is here, put your legs back and swallow the prawns in your mouth."

Xian Yushui chewed the shrimp in his mouth twice and stood up to say hello to Fang Bupu, then bent down to say hello to the two freshly baked juniors.The two boys, who were about 1.7 meters tall, were instantly reduced to scum.

"Have you finished the bone age measurement?" Fang Buhuo asked him worriedly, "Will it grow on the basis of [-]?"

Xian Yushui made a "victory" gesture to coach Fang: "Mu Mu and I have both tested, and I will not grow taller. The wood has not closed yet, and the doctor said that he will not exceed 1.8 meters in the future."

Fang Buhuo patted Xianyu's shoulder: "Fortunately, I am stable at this height, otherwise the center of gravity is too high and the balance will be greatly reduced. Not to mention the difficulty of doing quadruple jumps, it will be more likely to be injured." After speaking, he lifted his chin in the direction of Mu Mu and asked: " In the past two years, let him eat less food with high calcium content and not drink a drop of milk, so that he will not be as hard to skate as you in the future."

"I'll watch Junior Brother Mu." Xianyu lowered his eyes, took two steps back to make way for the road, and watched Fang Buhuo walk away.

Mu Mu, who didn't say a word the whole time, tugged Xianyu's sleeves to let him sit down, and handed a spoonful of shrimp to his mouth: "Don't look at it and eat with peace of mind, I will win back all the medals you failed to get and give them to you." .”

Fang Buhuo walked away and received dog food from a gay guy, so angry.

Where did Bai Ya go when Mo Yu went to Changbai Mountain?

Of course he didn't go to the bathhouse to learn about physical hygiene, Moyu taught him very well.He went back to the original world, back to the mother world where "great gods walk everywhere, and there are as many beasts as dogs".

No, no, he wasn't scared away by Mo Yu, he just went back because he felt Houtu's call.

To be honest, the relationship between the two of them was not good before, and the later soil feared that he had been with Gonggong the longest.Bai Fang was jealous of Houtu's blood relationship with Gonggong.

God knows how much Bai Fang wanted to tear this "God of the Earth" apart when Gong Gong brought Houtu to Bai Fang and declared that he was his son.

The two magic chickens and flying dogs have been dancing for many years, and Gonggong is happy to watch them fight back and forth. Occasionally, he will teach the one who fights too hard, and the days are very pleasant.He is immersed in the honeyed self-confidence of "Looking at my harem and being jealous for me again, ah, I am so popular", and life has meaning.

This stupid straight man has cancer.

Until Hou Tu gave birth to Ye Ming.

There is a difference only when there is a comparison, and this boy Ye Ming is even worse than his father.Ye Ming is well versed in the 108 ways to compete for favor. He is cute and soft in front of Gonggong, but he is naturally black in private. When he becomes black-bellied, he will not let go of his father's descendants.Hou Tu and Bai Fang were all forced into the cold palace by him, and he attracted all the flames of war with his own strength.

After that, Hou Tu and Bai Ya shook hands to make peace, and they worked together to teach the devil in the family.

Natural blackness cannot be cured. Ye Ming was the big devil at home when he was young, and even tried to be the big boss of the world when he was in the second year of middle school.At a young age, he achieved the feat of serially killing God and pitting his grandfather.

Cub, the whole family is very disappointed in you!

This time Hou Tu called Bai Ya back for a strange reason: the large-scale serial killing incident happened again, and he asked the prime minister with the highest force value in the family to protect us.

The world of gods was in chaos. First, the sun and moon gods joined forces to slaughter the god of Zhongshan, Zhu Jiuyin, saying that he was trying to control the movement of the sun and the moon.Feng Bo Fei Lian, who has always been gentle, also got involved. Zhulong used his breath to control Feng, but Feng Bo couldn't tolerate him.As soon as Zhulong died, Feng and Huang jumped out to accuse Uncle Feng of being narrow-minded. Feng also had the ability to control the wind. Could it be that Uncle Feng also wanted to kill Feng? !The two sides fought for several days, and Zhu Rong, the shit-stirring stick, came out of nowhere and ordered Linghuang not to use fire in the future. He is the god of fire, the only master of the element of fire...

In this way, many gods have recalled: My ability is not unique.

The ambition and expansion in the bones of the gods were provoked, and they were eager to kill gods with similar abilities. It didn't take long for the gods to enter a dark age, and mass killings of gods were common.A god with several abilities like Zhulong was almost slaughtered.

Houtu has a relatively generous and honest personality, and his backing father is not around.He was so frightened by these gangsters that he was so frightened that he didn't leave the gate of the sky, and he was worried that he would compete with some great gods. In his dreams, he dreamed that someone came to kill the "God of the Land", after much deliberation, he decided to take refuge in Bai Fang .

Don't look at Bai Ya's weakness in front of Mo Yue, he is also a notorious great god in the God Realm, few gods are his opponents in single fights.

Relying on his iron skin and iron bones, Bai Ya has eaten more than half of the famous mountains recorded in the Shan Hai Jing and has survived until now without being hacked to death by the mountain gods.He was very hungry during the tooth replacement period. When he ate other people's mountains, he still had several deciduous teeth pinned on the mountain, and the pain made him burst into tears.

He flung himself into Gonggong's arms for a while, and he insisted on being touched and hugged by Gonggong before he gave up.

Gong Gong disliked him for being ugly and gluttonous, but he still skillfully rubbed his stomach to promote digestion.When he has free hands, he will rub his cheeks to relieve the swelling and pain of his gums.

"Brother Xiang," Houtu rushed over to hug his thigh as soon as he saw Bai Fang, "The gods are crazy, they fight with other gods every day, brother save me."

How could the Lord give birth to such a weak chicken...

"You can just let Ye Ming open a world and hide in it."

"No, this rebellious son is too ostentatious. He created a subworld for the gods who are close to each other and spread it back and forth. Everyone knows where our father and son will hide! Big brother protect me!"

Ye Ming hid behind his father to prevent Bai Fang from being overwhelmed, he hesitated to speak.

Bai Fang knew what he was worried about: tell Houtu Nuwazi the existence of the world, and Houtu probably wants to revive Gonggong just like himself.Gonggong is their biggest backer.

What is the first thing Gonggong does when he wakes up?

Clean up the door and kill your relatives and grandchildren.

Ye Ming bit his handkerchief and cried: Why is it so difficult to become Kami in the new world!

Bai Fang stayed in the mother world for a month, witnessing the madness of the gods and the darkness of the God Realm.One day he finally had a showdown with Houtu: "I can't keep protecting you here," pack up and follow me. "

He hadn't seen White Fang for more than two or three months. As soon as White Fang showed up at the Athlete's Village with his son and grandson, he could smell the smell of White Fang blowing in the wind from a long distance away.

Farewell.

Mo Yu was still so unreserved, bouncing around Bai Fang's waist and rubbing his arms around his neck.The little milk dog is nothing more than seeing the owner coming home.

Ye Ming turned away with a blank expression on his face.Houtu covered his eyes and cried blood in his heart: Dad, can you look like the head of the family!Think about the aloof image you carefully managed in front of Xiang Liu before!How come the slimy attribute of the human cub is so strong, it completely overwhelms the original dark, twisted and domineering parent attribute, how can it be repaired.

The most important point, dad quickly put his legs off Xiangliu's waist and close them up!You are attacking.

My dad is still awake, SAD.

Mo Yu pretended to be sticky and young, and he really won the favor of Bai Fang. He threw a little bit of vigilance to the Java State: Look at my little fish is still a pure and flawless fish, he must just want to give me the last time. Popular science physiological knowledge, it must be like this!

He turned sideways to reveal the father and son behind him, and when he smiled, he revealed two sharp little canine teeth: "This is Ye Ming and Hou Tu, they are going to stay in this world for a while, let them stay in the courtyard as well."

The author has something to say:

Yesterday in the Jinjiang forum, I cried and complained that my little goldfish was washed into the sewer.The elders said: It’s so cute, let’s write an adventure story of a little goldfish, it will swim to the sea, the host will give you a hug.

Jinjiang's Da Da is really sweet and soft.

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