My male ticket is eating dirt every day

"What are you smirking at?" Fang Buhuo waved to the ice-throwing apprentice from the outside, and gnawed on the stewed meat roll with the other hand.Moyu's zombie face got up, and he let out a series of creepy laughs, laughing the coach's stewed meat roll to the ground.

"Tsk tsk tsk" Fang Buhuo regretfully called his aunt to come and clean up, "Your heart is vicious, you won't let me eat if you can't eat it yourself."

Mo Yu slid out a snake-like continuous step and flew from the other side of the field to Fang Buhuo, and gave him a bear hug in front of the surprised eyes of the people around him.He was not tall enough, so he jumped to make up for it. The [-]+ small fish hung his upper body on Fang Buhuo's shoulders and shook his head violently. He was beaten back by Coach Fang, who had the advantage of height, and was dragged out of the field.

"Coach," Mo Yu hugged his head and smiled brightly at Fang Buzhu, "Can you continue to be my coach?"

Lao Fang stared at the apprentice he had carefully cultivated, and saw traces of Mo Xin from the corners of his brows and eyes.

Why didn't I realize that this kid looks so much like his mother...

Fang Buhuo recalled the bow under the street lamp that day, and his uncle's heart was smashed into a sieve.He swallowed a mouthful of old blood and pretended to be chic: "I have always been your coach."

"I mean, can you take me into the national team?"

At any rate, if you lose the old one, you can still get a young one, and if you lose the mulberry elm you can reap in the east... Fang Buhuo patted his apprentice's fluffy and soft head: "As long as you make progress, I will try my best to guide you."

"But if you follow me, you won't be able to stay in the provincial team all the time," Lao Fang said with a serious face and got a vaccination. "I will choose at least four or five reserve players for the team when I come out this time, and I will have to go to other places after a while." province. You must come with me."

"I'm so old, is there any place I can't go? My mother and I just report it."

Fang Buhuo was critically hit by [-] points, and ran out of the center to buy braised pork rolls depressed.When I bought it, I put my hands on it to prevent it from falling, which aroused the jealousy of a group of athletes who can't eat pork.

Warm reminder: The old man who received the good man card is very likely to have newspaper emotions, approaching is risky, and you need to be cautious when hooking up.

It was easy for Fang Buhuo to ask for someone, so he took the apprentice from the original provincial team coach the next day.Taking advantage of it, I also asked the women's singles for a female pair skater who had been rumored to be good in the past.The girl has never found a suitable partner since her male partner unexpectedly left the army.She heard that Fang Buhuo was mainly responsible for selecting athletes for men's singles and pair skating. She was keenly aware that she had the hope of switching from women's singles to pair skating, and followed Fang Buhuo without any hesitation.

Mo Yu went through a whole week of inhumane training, and when he got home on the weekend, his waist was sore, his legs were weak, and his limbs were weak.He leaned on the wall to enter the door, his eyes swept across the garden, his eye sockets almost popped out.

Look what White Fang is doing!He is actually eating cats!

How can you eat cats, cats have so much hair, you have to spit out the whole skin if you can't digest it!How painful it is to spit it out, eating dirt is worse than eating cats!

White Fang was devouring half of the cat's head in his mouth, and he would be able to swallow the whole cat within ten minutes.

The sadness in his heart flowed like a river: why don't you give me a little more time...

Bai Fang stared at Mo Yu with the cat in his mouth in a daze, the black cat was still struggling and tried to blind his eyes with its claws.Seeing him restless, White Fang shook his head and slapped the black cat on the other head, trying to knock him unconscious.

He doesn't respect the god of time too much. How can a god be subdued so easily? He's not a soft-spoken and weak mudman who is easy to push down!The black cat screamed even more horribly.

That decibel is enough to let the left and right know that this family is killing cats.

The atmosphere is awkward.

Bai Fang peeped at Mo Yue's expression, and swallowed the whole cat's head with a guilty conscience.

Dying to die...

The god of time is on the verge of collapse.

Mo Yu reminisced about the painful experience of eating spring silkworms down his throat and vomiting out a dead worm when he was a child, and finally couldn't bear to persuade him: "Bai Ya, stop..."

White Fang could have fanned the neck of a cobra.The history of his desire to eat this cat can be traced back to the entire history of mankind, and the cat that reached his mouth was really reluctant to spit it out for him again.

"The wild cat's fur is not clean, let me peel the skin for you first."

I hate talking and panting the most, scaring the baby to death.White Fang nodded with the cat in his mouth.

The god of time completely collapsed, and he stretched out his cat's paw to Mo Yu: "Grandpa! Grandpa! I am Ye Ming! I am your most beloved grandson! You can't let Xiang Liu kill me!"

Bai Fang hurriedly grabbed the cat's buttocks with the other head and staged a scene of tearing the cat apart. The other seven heads clamored to explain to Mo Yu: "Don't listen to his nonsense!", "This is a bad god, and he likes to provoke dissension since he was a child!" "He's a lunatic. Ever since his grandpa died, he calls everyone grandpa!" While explaining, he took the time to choke and choke with the tip of his tail: "If you talk nonsense, I'll eat you!"

"Grandpa, help! Dad, where have you gone! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh which which which is my grandpa. Grandpa has a cramp!"

Bai Fang immediately went into a state of madness: "If you peel it off, you will peel it off. I have endured you for a long time, and I will definitely eat you today."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it hurts, Dad help!" Ye Ming was so frightened that he was so frightened that he cried for his father and mother, regretting that he came here today in an attempt to add another layer of seal.Woohoo, this world is so dangerous, I will never come here again.Nuwa, that stinky bitch, also said that humans are very friendly to cats, and everyone wants to bow their heads to cats.Look at this human being standing on the sidelines and wishing to take a note to carefully record the whole process of the snake eating the cat. He has no intention of saving me at all!Rumors misled me!

Bai Fang let go of his mandible and swallowed all of Ye Ming's forelimbs, and caught a glimpse of Mo Yu calmly watching him eat Ye Ming raw, his face full of enthusiasm like a primary school student in a biology class.

"I want to eat this cat." Bai Fang shook his half-dead Ye Ming in front of him.

"Oh, I don't know the kindness and resentment between you gods, will you be retaliated if you eat him?"

"Sure," Bai Fang bared his ferocious fangs at him, "at least his dead grandpa will come and kill me."

Moyu touched Bai Fang's fangs worriedly: "Is his grandfather a ghost after death? Are you hiding here to avoid their family's pursuit? I can't help you, but I will never drive you away. My family can hide for as long as they want. At worst, I will ask my mother to take refuge in another property.” After that, he grabbed Ye Ming’s twitching hind leg and fixed it, “I’ll help you catch him, eat quickly, if he If you go back alive and report the news, you will suffer.”

Ye Ming was sobbing, as if he had been abandoned by the whole world.

White Fang spat out the cat that was in his mouth, rubbing all nine heads against Mo Yu's arms.Mo Yu was knocked to the ground by him, and pushed his nine heads to make him look at the sky: "Don't be coquettish, look at that cat ran away, he has to go back and call for help!"

Bai Fang kissed Mo Yu's little face: "Leave him alone, baby, you are so sweet, don't move your face and let me kiss you."

"cat!"

"Don't be afraid, all the gods will fall asleep if they can't last an hour in this space, and no god has the ability to kill me within an hour." He crossed his stomach and rolled Moyu into a spring roll, excitedly wishing to go to heaven, " This world with little aura is really a pure land.”

In the evening, Mo Yu searched for "Ye Ming" in his study, and found these two rare words after several attempts.He tried his best to find out the whole family of Ye Ming.

Ye Ming's life experience is recorded in "Shan Hai Jing".There is only a few sentences in the "Hai Nei Jing", "Gonggong is born in the later soil, and the later native is born with Yiming, and the birth of Yiming is twelve years old."

Mo Yu's focus was completely distorted by the last sentence: "Wow, this cat gave birth to twelve sons! It's an amazing fecundity."

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In fact, Gong Gong never had a son with another goddess.