My male ticket is eating dirt every day

When Mo Yu was called to the study to watch the video, his heart almost collapsed: "Mom, listen to my explanation!"

"Okay, explain."

……

How to explain, saying that there is a fierce god living in the house.This ferocious god can not only act as a pet for the owner to touch his belly from time to time, but also act as a strict teacher and helpful friend to supervise his studies and figure skating career.

You ask me why I haven't been killed or eaten by the fierce god for so many years?

Because his ration is soil, not human!If you dig those two rose trees, you will find a big deep pit under our garden!When he was hungry, he gnawed two mouthfuls of soil, but he didn't like human flesh.

You ask me why he is so friendly to me?

Probably because of the universal love for human larvae... The fierce god also has love, and the fierce god also has love...

Mo Yu scratched his hair angrily, and went to see a psychiatrist in despair.

The doctor's private clinic was built by the sea, and it happened to be low tide when the group arrived at their destination.The waves receded slowly from the reefs, the water flowed through the pores of the stones, and the sound of the water mixed with the whining of the wind enveloped every creature near the beach.The atmosphere is remote and peaceful.

Mo Yu wrapped up his coat tightly, reluctantly stayed outside the house for a few minutes admiring the beautiful sea view, until a large and generous hand stretched out in front of him, revealing several shells with exquisite patterns in the palm.

Dr. Bru narrowed his crow's feet eyes, spread his hands and poured the shells into Mo Yu's cupped palms: "The sea is beautiful. I spent several hours on the beach in the morning to pick it up, and I give it to you. kid."

"It's beautiful," Mo Yu looked at the sea in a daze, "Thank you for the shells."

Bruce took the patient's hand, and there was no trace of defense or resistance in the other's eyes. He breathed a sigh of relief and greeted him: "Come in, kid, it's windy outside."

Dr. Bruce is accustomed to gaining the trust of patients by taking advantage of the quiet and closed environment by the seaside and his own gentle temperament. He can establish initial benign communication with patients in three to two minutes, which is highly respected by his peers.

The four of them sat around the small round table and roughly communicated about Mo Yu's "illness".

After listening to the descriptions of Mo Xin and Fang Buhuo, Brown turned his attention to Mo Yu.He asked with concern: "Son, is there really a cute dog at home?"

……

Moyu avoided the doctor's sight.

This behavior was interpreted as: I really saw a dog at home, but my mother told me that the correct answer was no. Is there really no dog at home?

Brown secretly stamped Moyu with a chapter of "perceptual impairment - hallucinations".

"Perceptual disturbances are usually caused by excessive psychological pressure. If you can find the trigger to trigger the hallucinations, you can recover as soon as possible." Brown looked at Mo Yue with burning eyes, "Do you want to try my hypnotism, which can stimulate the subconscious mind?" The most impressive memory. After you finish the hypnosis, tell me what you recall, and I can help you find out the trigger of the psychological abnormality."

When Mo Yu first met Bai Fang, he was a boy who loved to hunt for novelties, and he still is now.There is a kind of inborn arrogance in his bones, which is deeply hidden, and that is the kind of honey that even the king of heaven and I can't take him to be confident.

Hypnosis is actually the process of constantly accepting suggestions.Mo Yu and Brown were lying side by side on a recliner in a separate dimly lit small room.Brown lulled him into a half-sleep with lullaby-like lulls.

Half an hour later, the darkness before Moyu's eyes turned into a clear seascape.

He was soaked in the sea, and as far as he could see was the endless sea.The warm and warm sea water submerged his head, curling up his waist-length aqua blue hair to play.

so comfortable...

Mo Yu allowed himself to sink in the water, and a thread of water mischievously collided with the web between his toes, trying to push him back to the surface of the sea.The big and thin web was protruded into a round bag, and brought his feet to the surface of the sea. After ten minutes, Moyu stood upside down in the sea water.

The sunlight hit Moyu's fit body finely, his long hair was swaying like a water demon.

Mo Yu's lips parted slightly: "Stop making trouble, let me lie down quietly for a while."

The water flow around him was not obedient, forcing him into a ridiculous upside down like a prank.

Mo Yu paddled his legs to swim to the distant sea area, and the sea water behind him turned into huge ice blocks when his fins flicked.Without turning his head, he lightly reprimanded the ice cube: "I told you to be disobedient." He ignored the giant ice writhing behind him trying to get rid of the shackles.

When he got tired of soaking in the water, he jumped onto a rock and combed his too curly hair in the sun.One, two, three or four, these hairs can never be combed to the end, never to the end!

Mo Yu was feeling annoyed when a weak voice came from under his feet: "You are so beautiful."

He lowered his head and searched at his feet for a long time, dug out a small dark green snake from a small hole, held it up to his eyes, and said with disgust, "You are so ugly."

The little snake mouth almost cried, but because of the strong coercion of the other party, he could only hang his head down and bury his snake head under his belly and weep secretly: This god is really a bad guy as the rumors say, a big bad guy!

"You snakes seem to be very elastic. Last time I stretched Nuwa's tail, she can circle Buzhou Mountain."

? ? ? !

The little snake had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, the next second the little snake was pulled into strips and circled around the opponent's hair several times, and then tied his head and tail into a simple bow and fixed it on the side of the hair.

"Tighten up, clown snake, if you dare to let go, I'll cut off all nine of your heads." The bully flicked his middle finger on the middle snake head, threatening.

When Mo Yu woke up, he felt a little bad.

Ah Xi, it turns out that deep in my heart I have always wanted to do this or that to Bai Fang, no, it is too ambiguous to say that!It turns out that deep down in my heart I have always wanted to abuse Mr. Bai!I even fantasized about using him to tie my hair!No, no, I respect God Bai very much. In real life, I have been serving him in various ways, showing off his cuteness, kissing and hugging him as a free labor force to tickle his itch and touch his belly!How could I fantasize about tying his hair!And he is so big, he is not as small as in the illusion, he can only hold it in his hand and tie it on his head!Could it be that everything will turn against me? Subconsciously, I really want to bully him!

My heart is so dark...

When Moyu made a statement to Brown, he omitted the part where he saw White Fang, ashamed to speak.

The three of them drove back to Province H overnight, and the street lights flew backwards one after another outside the car window, flickering on and off Mo Yu's face.He was silent for a long time, and fell asleep lying on the back seat.

Fang Buhuo drove the car downstairs to Mo's house, carefully picked up Mo Yu and put him on the bed.Before leaving, Mo Xin went to see him off, bent over and waved goodbye with a forced smile.

He could still count the fine lines between her eyebrows through the car window, and his heart felt sour.

With the window down, he looked serious: "Mo Xin... I'll take care of Xiaoyu with you, okay?"

Mo Xin didn't react immediately, half a minute later she bowed to Fang Buhuo, and waved to him: "Be careful on the road."

Moyu slept well at night, and the next day repeated what he would do every Monday: class during the day and practice at night.

He assembled the skates without enthusiasm, and stepped onto the ice nimbly.

In an instant, thousands of emotions lingered in his heart, and the pleasure of freely gliding on the ice in the past came flooding in. His eyeballs were about to fall out: "Wow, that Dr. Brown is so awesome. A hypnosis can not only dig out the ugly side of human nature, but also Even the 'figure skating aversion' has been cured!"

knowledge is power!

Mo Yu was overwhelmed with complacency, slid on the ice with a "slap", and kissed the ice hypocritically without crying out of pain when he fell.

Now it was time to explain to White Fang!He threw himself on the spot, fantasizing about the scene of showing him the championship medal in the future, and he couldn't close his mouth.

The author has something to say:

What Xiaoyu was sealed was not his love for figure skating, but his deep nostalgia for water (ice).

That... Is Wang Tianjun still there?I don't want to break up/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~Forgive me for experiencing the feeling of being dumped for the first time, let me cry for a while during the speech.The other little angels saw that don't panic and don't dislike the weak author, I will still write down strong.