stole a little zombie

"What... what is your eyesight?" Zhuang Yijing was speechless.

"What do you mean?" Bei Haoran was stunned for a second before realizing, "You want to call me blind?"

"Why are you so smart now?" Zhuang Yijing looked around, saw that everyone who was watching the excitement had left, and said sarcastically, "Which of your eyes can tell that Tang Xiaoxiao likes me?"

Bei Haoran endured the heartache and gave an example: "Are you proud of me in front of me? Who can't tell, Xiaoxiao loves to call you the most, and has a good chat every time. You and him still have a little secret from me. Not to mention, holding hands in front of me, linking arms, head to head, back to back... I can't count all these small movements. The most important point, Uncle Tang told me that Xiaoxiao likes you!"

At this moment, Bei Haoran's tone was so sour that he could directly pickle pickles.

Zhuang Yijing really wanted to say, so it's obvious that sisters love each other deeply, okay?And Tang Hanshu, where did he come to the conclusion?The words were about to come out, but she swallowed them back.Forget it, she shouldn't be the one to pierce it. I have become a "third party" for no reason. Do I want to take away the first confession of the two blind men?

She waved her hand feebly: "Don't tell me these things. You should find Tang Xiaoxiao for these things."

"I won't say it!" Bei Haoran flatly refused, "Tang Xiaoxiao is very innocent, he doesn't understand anything, and - he is still a zombie." His tone suddenly became lonely, "So what? We still have The future? In short, I told you so much today because I want you to treat Tang Xiaoxiao better, and since you already know his intentions, in the future, please be careful and don't hang on to him all the time."

This passage was so out of mouth, Zhuang Yijing didn't know how to spit it out.

Bei Haoran gave her a meaningful look, then turned away and went out.

The kitchen was quiet, without even a trace of smoke, Zhuang Yijing retreated in a daze, thinking, what's going on?She had to ask her grandfather to help her figure out whether there was a fake peach blossom blooming on her marriage tree?It really killed a person!

When the sun was setting, Zhuang Shenxian finally woke up, and he brought out five dishes that he had made himself.

"The madam Luo Meiyun was taken away by the lady, and there is no one in the kitchen to cook. This is fried by my brother and I, so let's just eat it?" Hui Er's attitude was a bit condescending, as if to say, whether you like to eat or not, anyway, this is the only one .

Everyone glanced at the dishes on the table, because they hadn't tasted it yet, so they didn't say how it tasted, and they couldn't pass the test just by looking at the appearance.The fried egg batter fell off, the eggplant and tomato were fried together, the fish soup in a pot was not boiled white, but yellow with black...

"What's going on?" Zhuang Shenxian didn't eat all day and was already very hungry, "What's wrong with the snail demon?!"

Zhuang Yijing explained the cause and effect again,

Zhuang Shenxian endured it for a while, but couldn't hold back, and dropped his chopsticks: "I won't eat!"

Tang Xiaoxiao was very worried. She originally wanted to please the other party, but now she offended the other party. The road to flattery is really tortuous.Bei Haoran, who caused trouble indirectly, was not in a position to be picky, so he ate his portion slowly, cleaned up the dishes and went to the kitchen by himself.

Seeing him walking away, Zhuang Yijing asked Tang Xiaoxiao with ulterior motives: "What's the matter? I just kept moaning and sighing."

Tang Xiaoxiao shook his head at first.

"Do you think the food is not tasty?" Zhuang Yijing persuaded him, "There is no other way. Who told you to go to the kitchen? They also recruited Bei Haoran."

"Obviously it was Tang Da's move, but not me!" In this part, Tang Xiaoxiao clearly took the blame.

"Anyway, the three of you are all wrong." Zhuang Yijing each played a trick, and said, "Xiao Xiao, I know you. You must have something to go to Luo Meiyun, right?"

"I'm just... simply curious..." Tang Xiaoxiao blinked.

Zhuang Yijing shook her head, and looked at him with tolerance and pity: "Well, if you insist on saying that." She patted her small palm, "Remember, this is my home and you are mine Friends, if there is anything you need to help, I will definitely do it. Don’t do it alone. Okay, I’m going to see my grandpa, you guys eat and go to bed early..."

It is enough to deal with Tang Xiaoxiao if he retreats as an advance.Zhuang Yijing walked out slowly, counting to twenty in her heart, and Tang Xiaoxiao followed quietly.

"Sister Zhuang..." Tang Xiaoxiao's mouth was very sweet when she asked for help.

"What?" Zhuang Yijing pulled someone aside and asked.

"I just can't hide it from you." Tang Xiaoxiao said shyly, "I wanted to learn something from the cook to please your grandfather."

"Please him? Why?" Zhuang Yijing was surprised, she thought it had something to do with Bei Haoran.

Tang Xiaoxiao was even more embarrassed: "I want to learn spells from your grandpa. I don't want to learn all of them. I just want to... learn a very simple one..."

Zhuang Yijing stared at him and asked him to continue.

"Just...we just came here, the one he used on Bei Haoran..." Tang Xiaoxiao stammered, making up his mind that if Zhuang Yijing asked himself why he wanted to learn that spell, he would lie, saying that he had learned to identify lies , anyway, it has nothing to do with Bei Haoran.

As a result, Zhuang Yijing didn't ask, she figured it out after a while in her mind.She looked at Tang Xiaoxiao strangely: "You spent a lot of trouble and caused so much trouble because of this? I can also do that spell..."

Tang Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded: "..."

"Let's look far away!" Zhuang Yijing poked him.

"Is it difficult to learn?" Tang Xiaoxiao asked.

"It shouldn't be difficult for you vampires. After all, you have the talent to confuse human minds." Zhuang Yijing evaluated it.

"That's different. Vampires control people, not people telling the truth." Tang Xiaoxiao muttered, "Besides, I'm not very good at it... After all, I only have half blood."

"Is that so?" Zhuang Yijing dragged her voice, "Then there is another method, you will learn it soon."

"Really?" Tang Xiaoxiao was really overjoyed.

"Have you ever heard of Yiye Blindsight?" Zhuang Yijing asked mysteriously.

Tang Xiaoxiao's education level is really not high. After all, his parents are not intellectuals, and they couldn't run a small classroom for his brothers in the ancient tomb.He shook his head: "This is the name of that spell?"

"Almost, an improved version." Zhuang Yijing stretched out her hand and picked a leaf, pinched her fingers, muttered something, and then handed the leaf to Tang Xiaoxiao, "Hold it, and if you want to ask someone the truth in the future, hold the leaf on On the top of the head, read a sentence, the most is a goose uncle (thisisajoke)."

"Drunk to death a... goose... uncle?" Tang Xiaoxiao wrote the sentence and read it again, always feeling weird.

"That's right! That's it!" Zhuang Yijing couldn't help laughing.

Tang Xiaoxiao memorized silently, and put the leaves away carefully: "Zhuang Yijing, thank you so much."

"You're not called Sister Zhuang anymore?"

"I'm older than you! Don't keep thinking about taking advantage!" Tang Xiaoxiao said cheerfully as he was about to solve a major issue.

Zhuang Yijing shook her head. Sure enough, you still have to look at your face. Not only will Tang Xiaoxiao cross the river and tear down the bridge, he will not annoy you, but he will also make you think he is cute.I just hope that with her help, the two blind men can open up the skylight and speak honestly, and stop letting her be a mistress again.

After separating from Zhuang Yijing, Tang Xiaoxiao impatiently went to the kitchen.

With a lamp like beans, Bei Haoran silently fried the beef brisket under the lamplight. In the small iron bowl on the stove, boiling water was bubbling. When Tang Xiaoxiao came in, he just threw a handful of green bean sprouts into it to boil.

"Are you making something to eat?" Tang Xiaoxiao swaggered, "Didn't you eat it just now?"

"This is for Zhuang Yijing's grandfather." After boiling, Bei Haoran picked up the bean sprouts with chopsticks, "We have caused trouble for him, so it's not good to make the old man hungry."

Tang Xiaoxiao snorted twice: "Then I... haven't I eaten yet?"

Bei Haoran glanced at him, under the dim light, his eyes were a little clear, and Tang Xiaoxiao's heart trembled when he saw Tang Xiaoxiao.

"Then it won't be a troublesome thing for me to make one more." Bei Haoran smiled at him.

It's really not troublesome below, it's just a little more.The two stayed in the kitchen, one was cooking and the other was watching. As the aroma of the beef brisket became stronger and stronger, Tang Xiaoxiao felt hungry and panicked.It's so strange, it's okay for him to not eat it.

"Bei Haoran..." He took two steps closer and called out.

"Huh?" Bei Haoran, who was paying attention to the situation of the juice collection, slightly tilted his head and responded amidst the steaming heat.

"Look at me..." Tang Xiaoxiao swallowed, a little nervous.

Bei Haoran had no choice but to turn his head around, and said with a smile: "I just want to eat? I have to wait... Uh? What are you doing?"

Under Bei Haoran's surprised eyes, Tang Xiaoxiao blushed, raised the leaves on her hands to the top of her head, and stumbled, said: "The most... one... one... nine..."

Bei Haoran: "??????"

"Bei Haoran!" Tang Xiaoxiao closed her eyes, her heart froze, and she finally asked, "Tell me, who do you really like?"

After a while, the air was still quiet, only the noodles were rolling in the soup, and the beef sauce was sizzling in the pot.

Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help opening her eyes, and what she saw was a pair of dark pupils, which made people tremble.

It's ok, he's already been under the spell, and he won't remember it when he wakes up!Tang Xiaoxiao cheered herself up, and asked again: "Bei Haoran! Who do you really like? Li Yuanyuan? Or Dong Qing? Fang Yun? Bi... It's strange, why don't you speak? Could it be that the spell is wrong?"

Tang Xiaoxiao blushed at the thought of this possibility, and slowly put down the leaves.

But he stretched out a hand diagonally to catch him, and Bei Haoran stroked his wrist, and said in the dense water vapor: "Tang Xiaoxiao, the spell is not wrong. Let me tell you, who do I like..."

Tang Xiaoxiao didn't find anything wrong, and felt sore and swollen.The answer was soon to be revealed, he felt relieved, but at the same time wanted to beat up the person in front of him.

"The person I like is a fool...he is stupid, and so am I..." Bei Haoran leaned over and kissed his lips.

The author has something to say:

I came to Hangzhou, but I started to have a bad cold, and then I have to interview and find a house... It's really hell mode.