stole a little zombie

In the kitchen, Tang Dada and Bei Haoran came with great vigor and vigor.

"Tang Xiaoxiao! Are you okay?" Bei Haoran knocked on the door outside.

Tang Xiaoxiao knew that Tang Da had moved his rescuers, but he didn't expect that the rescuer he invited was Bei Haoran!Is Tang Dada sick?

"Oh! Your lord is here..." Miss Luo shyly hid in the water tank.

Tang Xiaoxiao shouted loudly: "Don't come in, I..."

Before the voice finished speaking, a few chopsticks poked at me without looking long.Tang Xiaoxiao was caught off guard and threw herself on the ground with an ouch.

Bei Haoran became anxious and kicked open the door.

Those kitchen utensils immediately returned to their original places, and Miss Luo poked out half of her head from the tank, and whispered in panic and coquettishly: "Oh... I got caught..."

Talking is like singing.

Bei Haoran took her as a backdrop, walked over to help Tang Xiaoxiao up, and asked worriedly, "Why did you jump on the ground? Is there something wrong?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Miss Luo began to cough heavily.

Regardless of the ashes on his face, Tang Xiaoxiao said in a low voice, "Go!"

Bei Haoran didn't know what happened, he bumped into Tang Dada halfway, saw him flustered, and hurriedly asked what was going on?Tang Da said that his younger brother had quarreled with the monster, and he might have to do something, so he came to find someone to help.Bei Haoran hurried over, but he didn't come to fight, but to mediate.

"Wait a minute." He pressed Tang Xiaoxiao, and then said to Miss Luo on the background board, "This beauty, my friend is ignorant and may have offended you, but since we are guests, can you forgive me?" one time?"

Miss Luo was excited, oh, he called me a beauty!

"Lang Jun..." Miss Luo walked over shyly and timidly, "We are all one family, and your friends are my concubine's friends, so why don't you talk about understanding or not... See you!"

Bei Haoran: "????"

"Idiot, I'm going to be so mad at you!" Tang Xiaoxiao saw that Bei Haoran not only didn't leave, but also stayed to talk, her lungs exploded, "I don't care about you, you sex-seeking thing!"

Bei Haoran: "????"

Wait, why can't he understand this direction?

Tang Xiaoxiao left as soon as he left, went out and scolded Tang Dada as a pig, rushed away under the other's bewildered eyes, and rushed back under the other's bewildered eyes after a while.He glared at Tang Dada, told him not to speak, leaned behind the door to eavesdrop, and wanted to see if Bei Haoran would really be seduced by this crazy goblin.

I am worried about my friend!Tang Xiaoxiao said to herself.

Bei Haoran was really worth worrying about. A female monster said that she wanted to marry him, so of course he had to worry about whether he would be sucked dry, right?This is human nature.

"Sorry... I don't have the will... Beauty, you'd better stop joking." Bei Haoran refused embarrassingly.Is he that good looking?To make this female monster fall in love at first sight?

Miss Luo rubbed the handkerchief, and pretended to take Qiao: "You have already caught the concubine... There is no way to do it, alas, although you are just a mortal... the concubine has to marry you. "

"No, no, really no." Bei Haoran waved his hands repeatedly.

"Hmph! Duplicity!" Miss Luo flirted.

"I'm not, I haven't." Bei Haoran continued to deny.

Miss Luo simply took his hand and leaned over: "Mr. Lang, when are we going to have the wedding? Look—" A bright red wedding dress suddenly appeared in the sky, "This is the concubine who spent more than ten years slowing down." Slowly embroidered, this time, I finally have the opportunity to wear it."

Bei Haoran was frightened to death, and felt that he had encountered a wedding maniac among monsters.

Tang Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth outside the door and cursed secretly: "Shameless!"

"Exactly! I've never seen such a shameless goblin!" Tang Da agreed.

"I mean that Bei Haoran is shameless!" Tang Xiaoxiao said angrily, "Don't he know how to push away when someone approaches? Also, what are you peeking at? Is there a place for you to stand? Go and call Zhuang Yijing. "

Tang Da: "...Brother, aren't you peeking?"

"Is this peeking? Bei Haoran and I, can the matter between us be called peeking? You don't understand... Go, go, go..." Tang Xiaoxiao sent someone.

Tang Dada had no choice but to call for someone in a grievance.

The physical contact in the kitchen is still going on, Tang Xiaoxiao actually wronged Bei Haoran, not because Bei Haoran didn't want to push Miss Luo, but because Bei Haoran couldn't push her!Not knowing where the strength came from, Bei Haoran felt like he was being handcuffed.

"Beauty, please speak up if you have something to say." Bei Haoran said distressedly, "Why did you marry me?"

"Because you caught my concubine!" Miss Luo said sweetly, "Isn't that what was written in the story? The concubine just wants to take good care of my husband in silence and prepare meals for him. I can't forget it, I always want to catch me, since I was caught by the gentleman, the concubine... has no choice but to obey God's will..."

Bei Haoran: "..."

I'm sorry, but he could hear every word the other party said clearly, but why didn't he understand a single word when they were put together?And, what did I catch you?Now it's obvious that you're the one holding me tight, right? "

Bei Haoran denied and denied, and now he was a little impatient. With the example of Kong Shuangci, he really didn't like girls who were too proactive. Seeing that the other party was still talking to himself, he simply lost face: " Marriage is based on feelings, I don't like you! Let go!"

Miss Luo's expression froze for a second: "Mr. Lang doesn't like concubines, who do you like?"

Tang Xiao, who was eavesdropping, was careful.

Bei Haoran didn't speak, and looked at the other party silently.

"Whoever the gentleman likes, the concubine will kill him. As long as we get married, the relationship...can't be cultivated slowly?" Miss Luo smiled slightly.

"It's unreasonable." Bei Haoran said coldly, "Hui Er said that you are crazy, and you are right. This is the dealer, not your territory. If you start a fight, do you think you can take advantage?"

Miss Luo's complexion changed: "Master Zhuang promised me! As long as I stay at the dealer's house to cook, he will promise me a good husband!"

"My grandfather promised you, but it's also you who look down on Hui Da Hui Er, Ji Lao, and that carp spirit who belongs to the same aquarium as you." Zhuang Yijing came late and stepped into the door explain.

"What I want is a human! Not a monster!" Miss Luo turned her head angrily, "Why are you mentioning those crooked melons?"

"Hey! What are you talking about! How beautiful do you think you are!"

"Come back to trouble, you are attacking others personally!"

"How big is your face? Don't you look in the mirror every day?"

……

All of a sudden, the crooked melons and dates protested in unison.

Bei Haoran twitched the corners of his mouth, damn it, he thought there was no one around just now, and he was worried that no one would tip off the news.

Tang Dada whispered to his younger brother: "They can peek, so can I! Brother, don't chase me away!"

Seeing Zhuang Yijing coming and the curtain falling, Tang Xiaoxiao was relieved and said contemptuously: "Why are you so gossip? Like an old woman, come here, let me stand here to peek and eavesdrop. I am leaving."

Tang Da stood where he was, not understanding why he was rejected again.

Zhuang Yijing and Miss Tianluo couldn't explain why, so they had to violently suppress them and confiscated the people who used magic.

When the song ended, Bei Haoran understood what was going on.It turns out that Ms. Luo is a green snail in the field, very big. When she was just enlightened, she was dug back by a brat, and she read the story of the snail girl every day, so that she would quickly become a little girl and marry him when she grew up.After more than ten days like this, the snail has not changed into a human being, and the bear boy became impatient and gradually forgot about it.The bear child's mother thought about it for a while, and felt that a snail could not be fried well, and she was afraid of parasites, so she took it out of the tank and threw it away.It doesn't matter if it's here, as long as Miss Luo continues to practice hard.It's a pity, the power of literature is too powerful, and the story of "The Snail Girl" fascinates the real snail.When she had a little bit of ability to make trouble, she began to seduce her husband at night.

This time the food was ruined, the snails grow in the water, and she is big, so she lived deep, hooked up with one or two, fell into the water in a daze, and drowned.There is resentment when people die, and this resentment affects her again. Like the snail girl in the story, marrying a good man has become Miss Luo's obsession.

Zhuang Shenxian was invited to go after more than a dozen young adults died. He heard that Miss Luo was good at cooking in order to be a good wife and mother, so he made an exception and didn't kill her, but dug it back for her. Throwing a few cookbooks, let her practice cooking.Later, Miss Luo's skills got better and better. He also introduced a few monsters to her, and let her get married but wished. Who knew, she didn't want monsters, but people.

"This is too dangerous!" Bei Haoran was afraid after hearing this, "Why didn't you remind me?"

"For so many years, she has been diligent and conscientious. We thought she was fine. Who knew she would suddenly fall ill again?" Zhuang Yijing touched her nose.

Bei Haoran: "... Then you should be careful! I suggest, hire two psychiatrists for her to conduct remote treatment."

Zhuang Yijing choked, and asked a psychiatrist for the monster?Why does it sound so fantastic?

"There is a specialization in art, you have to abandon racial prejudice!" Bei Haoran persuaded her.

"Hmm..." Zhuang Yijing nodded perfunctorily.However, after Ms. Luo went on strike and refused to cook, Zhuang Yijing and her grandfather actually found two psychiatrists for her. Talking about online dating with those two male doctors, I wish I could split myself in half every day.After going back and forth, the illness has improved a lot.

However, that's all for later.

At this moment, Zhuang Yijing asked Bei Haoran: "Hui Er said don't come here, don't come here, didn't you agree? Why did you come here just now?"

Bei Haoran was stunned for a moment: "I... I thought Tang Xiaoxiao was arguing with others, and I was afraid that he would suffer...so..."

"Hmm..." Zhuang Yijing looked at him meaningfully.

Under such gaze, Bei Haoran didn't know where the courage came from, and suddenly said: "I don't want to pretend anymore, Zhuang Yijing, I seem to like Tang Xiaoxiao a little...but he likes you."

Zhuang Yijing: "!!!!!!"

The author has something to say:

Zhuang Yijing: Damn it!Don't cue me anymore!Why have you misunderstood for so long, and are still misunderstanding!