stole a little zombie

"Hui Da! Hui Er!" Zhuang Shenxian stood up holding his nose, and shouted angrily, "Get out of here, don't hide!"

Tang Xiaoxiao, who was snickering with Tang Dada, looked around, huh?No one!Who is this scolding?

"I told you not to frighten the chickens in the yard, did you take my words as a deaf ear?" Zhuang Shenxian felt extremely ashamed, took out the cloth shoes under his feet, and shot them out as a concealed weapon with a swish.

The shoe hit a nearby big camphor tree, and an aggrieved voice came from the bush: "Master, why did you throw me away instead of Big Brother?"

"Nonsense! You made me walk barefoot? Hurry down and accept the punishment! Let's see how frightened Ji Dan is!" Zhuang Shenxian was terribly annoyed, feeling that he had lost face in front of the juniors, and he was in a bad mood.

Zhuang Yijing lifted Elder Ji's neck carefully, and said worriedly: "Elder Ji! Elder Ji! Can you still stand up?"

"Oh ... gossip ..." Ji Lao seemed to be stupid.

The leaves rustled, and two gray snakes slowly slid down from the big camphor tree, oh, no—only when I swam closer did I realize that it was a strange snake with two heads, circling around the trunk. Wrapped around.

Bei Haoran, who was thinking about his thoughts, was startled, with goosebumps all over his body, and slowly moved his feet behind Tang Xiaoxiao.

He is afraid of snakes.

The Big Hui Er that Zhuang Shenxian was talking about slid to the ground, straightened up, his two heads grew in the wind, and turned into two shirtless luo men.Waist-length hair, handsome appearance, but they look exactly the same, except that one eye pupil is gold and the other is silver, there is almost no difference.

Ji Lao trembled in fear and struggled twice, unable to stand up for a while.

"We didn't scare him on purpose this time." The tall-nosed luo man with golden pupils said, "Our two brothers were lying in the grass to enjoy the coolness, and he didn't even look at himself, but rushed in and stomped on us with his chicken feet. Can we not be angry? ?"

"That's right." The other echoed, brushing the snake's tail shared by the two of them on the grass, "Besides, it's just to scare him. It's not because Ji Dan became like this because of you, master..."

"Presumptuous! Don't even think about throwing the blame on me." Zhuang Shenxian resisted.

The silver-eyed man was still unconvinced, and muttered there: "Huh, it's just... the master doesn't reflect on himself..."

Tang Xiaoxiao stood watching the joke, and made eye contact with Tang Dada with winks.Immortal Zhuang glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and got so angry that he simply barefooted and shot a direct shot from a flying shoe at close range.

"Ouch!" The silver-eyed man couldn't believe it, "Why did you hit me again?"

I figured it out, this is Hui Er.

"I want you to apologize and return BB, why don't you learn from your brother? This month, you will do all the work of sweeping the yard!" Zhuang Shenxian said quite majesticly, "Now go tell me the cook and call her Ready to eat."

"Yes, master." Jin Tong's Hui Da was more knowledgeable about current affairs, nodded, and said to Zhuang Yijing and the others, "Miss and distinguished guests, please wait a moment." Then he dragged his unhappy brother and slipped away immediately.

"Unlucky." Immortal Zhuang kicked Ji Dan unhappily, "Hey! Don't pretend to be dead... Hey..."

Ji Dan stopped clucking now, kicked her two chicken paws, tried to get up, and said dizzily, "Oh, the chicken head is so dizzy...today...this yard...why is it crooked? ?”

"Old Ji...you!" Zhuang Yijing covered her mouth.

Tang Xiaoxiao and Bei Haoran stared round their eyes.

Immortal Zhuang, who was extremely disgusted, was also shocked: "Damn it, Ji Dan...your neck..."

Ji Dan's paws were still firmly grasping the ground, but his head was tilted to one side, forming an obtuse angle with his neck, and his chicken eyes were blinking. This should be placed in the northeast, and he would definitely say: "What the hell are you looking at?" ?”

"What's wrong with me? Don't scare me..." Ji Dan was in a panic.

Zhuang Yijing squatted down and supported the old rooster's neck. The world was upright for only two seconds, when he let go of his hand, it snapped off again.Zhuang Yijing comforted him: "Mr. Ji, your neck is broken. Wait a minute. I'll find you a board to straighten your bones. Xiao Xiao, Da Da, and Bei Haoran, who can help me, I can't fix it alone..."

Bei Haoran was in a mess, he didn't expect that the first thing he would do when he came to the dealer was to set the bones of the chicken demon?Next, do you have to take care of the snake demon?

In short, everyone was busy for a while before Ji Dan's sight returned to normal.

He leaned on the only kind and gentle young lady, crying and crying: "The two snake spirits who killed thousands of knives in the Hui family made me into this...Miss, do you know what life I usually live? Shuang Jian...I am Dou'e among the chickens, Daiyu among the demons...You have to make the decision for me!"

Needless to say, he cried quite emotionally.It's just a rooster with a big red comb. Compared with Dou E and Dai Yu, it's quite eye-catching.

"Noisy!" Impatient Zhuang Shenxian took out the tape and sealed Ji Dan's mouth.

"Let's go!" He clapped his hands, "It's getting dark, it's time to eat."

Everyone walked through the luxuriant courtyard and came to the main room. Ji Dan stood alone in the shadows, speechless.

The darkened mountain village is like a giant beast, swallowing the light and noise, but the main room is brightly lit, with an incense table in the center, and a censer for sacrificial fruits on it, and a full-length portrait of a figure hanging on the wall. The human being has a strong sense of immortality and is very miraculous.Looking at it this way, it seems a bit like someone from the Taoist sect.

Unfortunately, in addition to this, there are two huge game consoles placed in the corner of the room, which immediately dilutes this sense of mystery.

Tang Xiaoxiao had never been in a game hall, so he was very curious about this thing. He stretched out his hand to grab Bei Haoran: "This can also play games? Why is it so big..." As a result, Bei Haoran stepped forward and staggered his hand, and still Pretending to be casual.

He swallowed, and suddenly felt a little guilty: "Well... After dinner, I'll let Grandpa Zhuang teach you how to play."

Tang Xiaoxiao stretched his fingers, and a strange feeling suddenly surged in his insensitive heart. He asked, "Why? Don't you know how to play? I want you to teach me."

"I..." Bei Haoran lied, "No."

He said in his heart, wait, wait, let me think about it, let me understand.

Almost no one knew about this little episode, because the food was served very quickly. Hui Da and Hui Er, two people with four hands, served steaming dry pot chicken, mapo tofu, fried pork and egg custard, and Stir-fried pumpkin seedlings... the meal is also in the main room, sitting at a round table.

Tang Da asked Zhuang Yijing: "Is there no rule in your family not to eat or sleep?"

Zhuang Yijing glanced at him in surprise: "Are you crazy? Master Zhu puts a game console in front of you, do you think our family eats and sleeps without talking?"

"The monsters at home call you masters and ladies, cooks and cooks, I thought you would be like the big families on TV..." Tang Da smiled embarrassedly.

Tang Xiaoxiao was a little curious, pointing to the painting and said, "Is that your patriarch? It looks very handsome..."

Bei Haoran looked at the past, thought it was quite handsome, and nodded, but he couldn't consciously compare it in his heart, who is more beautiful between me and the patriarch?When he realized what he was thinking, he startled himself, holding the bowl and slowly biting his rice, not knowing where his thoughts went.

"What's so handsome?" Zhuang Shenxian sat dazedly, nonchalantly said, "Now there are PS and filters, but at that time, if you paid the money, you could let the painter make yourself better... Do you think our patriarch is really tall?" Is that so? I don't believe it!"

"Grandpa!" Zhuang Yijing sternly reprimanded, "How can you make rumors about the patriarch?!"

Zhuang Shenxian picked up a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth. It tasted delicious and spicy. He clicked his tongue happily: "What rumor did I make? Let me tell you, this is the truth. The photos of ordinary people have to beautify. Draw yourself better, don't be ashamed, right, patriarch?"

Immortal Zhuang also raised his glass to the portrait in a mean way.

I don't know if it's an illusion or the light, Tang Xiaoxiao always feels that the person in the painting who was still smiling slightly just now is not so happy suddenly, and the curvature of the corner of his mouth is a little bit collapsed.

Everyone sat in the car for a day, and they didn't eat anything when they arrived in the county. They used the snacks they brought to satisfy their hunger.Already hungry, coupled with the delicious food, everyone couldn't help but eat up, and ate up all the food on the table.

When Hui Da Hui Er came to collect the bowl, Hui Er was so talkative and made a fuss, "My God? It's so clean? I wanted to bring some supper for the wild boars in the mountains. What else do you bring?"

Hui Er's words, if you put it nicely, you'd have no EQ, if you put it badly, you'd be stupid.Intuit is not level, even complaining that everyone and wild boars are grabbing food.If you change to a normal person, you will have to see the master's strange.

But Tang Xiaoxiao and Tang Datang were stroking their stomachs and digesting. How could they know how to understand the world? After hearing this, they booed and said: "It's a little less, next time I ask you cooks to cook more..."

The only normal guest, Bei Haoran, was absent-minded, only thinking that Hui Da Hui Er was a bit noisy.

A misunderstanding that should have happened, just passed away like this.

Immortal Zhuang, who wanted to scold someone, shook his head speechlessly, and held back.There are no normal people in the room, but he is normal. What should normal people do after dinner?Um... playing games.

Have a game after dinner, happy like a fairy...

The first night we met passed by just like that.Zhuang Yijing mentioned the problem between Tang Xiaoxiao and Bei Haoran to her grandfather, and asked him to help solve it.Zhuang Shenxian controlled Han Xin on the phone to jump up and down, and didn't have time to pay attention to it, so he prevaricated: "It's not going back to Lucheng tomorrow, let's take them to rest first, after rest, it's not a matter of one day..."

Zhuang Yijing was speechless, thinking to herself, she would never find a boy who loves to play games as her boyfriend in the future.Turn around and take everyone back to the guest room.

As a result, at this time, an unpleasant little thing happened.

Bei Haoran refused to share the bed with Tang Xiaoxiao.

He lowered his head and said, "There are so many rooms here, why should we squeeze together? It's so hot, you can just sleep next door."

Tang Xiaoxiao, who stepped over the threshold, was stunned.

The author has something to say:

The manuscripts of the two chapters have been exhausted, and it was interrupted for a day yesterday.Let me explain, it's because my old grandmother (grandmother's mother) passed away, and the last two days were very busy with the funeral, so I didn't have time at all.I'm going to Hangzhou next week. I'm not on a business trip, but I want to change jobs. I just don't know how the work intensity will be and whether I can stick to daily changes.But what is certain is that the novel will definitely continue to be written, and I don't want to give up.why?One is because I like it, and the other is because I am poor. I don’t think I can live the life I want just by working. That’s probably the case. Come on! *^_^* (a kind smile from a poor author)