stole a little zombie

Others call him Immortal Zhuang to show respect.Put up a sign of Shenxianao by yourself here?What means?

Bei Haoran felt that Zhuang Yijing's grandfather was quite loud.

"Grandpa, I'm back." Just as she was thinking about this, Zhuang Yijing already carried the suitcase and shouted outside the door.

The wooden door creaked, and a chicken head poked out from the crack of the door, and exclaimed in surprise: "Miss! You are back? Why don't you call first..." Before the words came out, He suddenly saw three strange men standing behind Zhuang Yijing, and he froze for a moment, stumbled twice with the sharp beak, and called hesitantly, "Clack, cluck?"

Tang Xiaoxiao and Tang Dada stared wide-eyed, not hiding their curiosity at all.Bei Haoran pretended not to see anything, staring at the door couplets on both sides to study.

"Okay, stop barking, they all heard it." Zhuang Yijing touched the rooster's head, pushed the door and went in, "Mr. Ji, aren't you a rooster? Why do you bark like that?"

Ji Lao, who was questioned about his gender, was furious, and immediately clucked, his voice high-pitched, resounding through the sky.

Even the villagers who were enjoying the cool air in the grain drying field heard it, and waving cattail fans exclaimed, "As expected of Immortal Zhuang. The chickens he raises are just different, they sound like they have eaten Jinkela."

Everyone joked here, but Tang Xiaoxiao and Tang Dada, who were nearby, suffered disasters. The two little bastards were relatively shady. Even if they had swallowed emperor's ointment and reformed twice, they were zombie vampires.Ji Lao is a [-]-year-old rooster demon, even if he hasn't transformed yet, his yang energy is still strong, and Tang Xiaoxiao and the two immediately fainted, holding the door frame and unable to walk.

"Call me a ghost?!" Just as Bei Haoran was holding onto Tang Xiaoxiao with sharp eyesight and quick hands, a cloth shoe flew over from nowhere and hit Mr. Ji's chicken head with a bang, interrupting his impromptu singing , "If you want to find a hen to hold eggs, you can hold them! It's getting dark, what are you calling a fart? I lost my life!"

Shouting these words is also full of air, which is not far behind the crowing of a rooster.

Bei Haoran was taken aback, and felt that the secluded mountain and valley suddenly turned into a vegetable market.

Ji Lao was ashamed in front of the outsiders, and ran away with a groan, and crystal tears flew out of his small corns. The tail feathers on the chicken's buttocks trembled and disappeared into the cockscomb bushes half a person's height.

"That... what is it?" Tang Xiaoxiao asked weakly, holding his forehead.

"I'm sorry!" Zhuang Yijing apologized with embarrassment, and then explained, "The... chicken just now is a chicken demon kept by my grandfather. It is two hundred years old and has not yet transformed. His real name is Ji Dan, because he is older than me, I usually call him Old Ji, and you can call him that too."

Bei Haoran heaved a sigh of relief.

He really misheard just now, thinking that Zhuang Yijing called gay, and he was still wondering, this cock is gay?The result is this.

"Tell him to stop barking... I can't stand it." Tang Dada sat down on the ground with no one to help him.Compared with his younger brother leaning on Bei Haoran, he looked a little pitiful.

Zhuang Yijing was a little embarrassed, and quickly squatted down to help him.

At this moment, a limping figure ran out of the yard, shaking his hands and shouting, "Oh, be quiet! Why did you come back early? Didn't you tell grandpa?"

This was the voice that scolded Elder Ji just now, Bei Haoran raised his eyes and finally saw Immortal Zhuang himself, whom he had heard about for a long time.I saw him in his forties and fifties, with a Chinese character face and black hair all over his head. He looked much younger than expected, full of energy, and in good health. He was limping because he lost a cat. Shoes, I don't know how they got out of the house.

"Where's Ji Dan's dead thing? Don't help me bring my shoes back, wait until I see..." Zhuang Shenxian complained and approached, only to realize that his granddaughter had brought guests back. He knew it with a quick glance. The details of Tang Dada and Tang Xiaoxiao, but it was Bei Haoran who was a human being that made him squint his eyes and look deeply.

"Grandpa, you still say!" Zhuang Yijing said angrily, "I called you two days ago and said that I would come back today, why did you forget? I just got off the car and sent you a message, but you didn't reply. Are you Playing games? Granddaughter is more important than games, right?"

Zhuang Shenxian patted his head with an embarrassing expression, his eyes flickered in all directions, and changed the subject, "Who is this...you don't want to introduce?"

Seeing her grandfather and returning to her familiar home, Zhuang Yijing's expression became much more vivid, like a normal girl.She glared at her grandfather and introduced: "This is Tang Da and Tang Xiaoxiao I told you about. This is my college classmate, Bei Haoran."

"Hello, Grandpa Zhuang." Bei Haoran not only greeted politely, but also bowed slightly.

Tang Dada and Tang Xiaoxiao didn't understand the world, they just looked curiously at this big guy who was said to be very good, with a dull expression on their faces.

Immortal Zhuang snorted inexplicably, found his cloth shoes in the grass and put them on, approached Bei Haoran and said, "Brat, you don't like my granddaughter, do you?"

"Grandpa!" Zhuang Yijing screamed.

Bei Haoran heard it, as if covered by a layer of veil, the pair of eyeballs in front of him slowly spun, turning into a black whirlpool, as if he was about to suck his soul into it.He didn't know what he said, and when he woke up again, he found Zhuang Yijing standing in front of him, standing like a forked compasses, shouting loudly: "You! That's it! That's it! Yes! My friend's? ! Let's go now! Back to Lucheng!"

"Tsk, I don't care about him." Zhuang Shenxian who was blocked said, "It's really a girl who is extroverted. Quiet, you are turning your elbows outward!"

"You don't respect people!" Zhuang Yijing was about to cry, she said with red eyes, "Let's go! Xiao Xiao, Da Da, I'm sorry for you, go out first, and I'll finish later!"

"What happened just now?" Bei Haoran was a little confused.

Tang Xiaoxiao was very angry, his face was almost as angry as eggplant, he pulled Bei Haoran out: "Let's talk when we go back! Don't stay here with this old thing!"

When Zhuang Shenxian saw that they were coming for real, he immediately realized that something was wrong, and his granddaughter was really going to be angry.He quickly curbed his foolishness, smoothed things over and said, "Hey, it's not that serious, is it? It's just a small spell! It doesn't cause any damage...it's not that bad, right?"

"It's a matter of attitude!" Zhuang Yijing was so angry that he hiccupped, "You respect my friend, but you don't respect me. If your friend comes to visit, will you be happy if I treat him like this?"

Zhuang Shenxian spread his hands together: "My friends are all dead."

Zhuang Yijing patted his chest to relieve his breath.

It is impossible for Bei Haoran to just leave like this, which not only violates the etiquette of being a guest, but also runs counter to their purpose of coming here to ask for help.He dragged Tang Xiaoxiao back, and asked again: "What happened just now?"

"This old man... just cast a small spell on you." Tang Dazhao explained, "He wants to hear you tell the truth."

"Tell the truth?" Bei Haoran remembered what question Zhuang Shenxian asked him just now, and immediately frowned, looked at Tang Xiaoxiao nervously, and asked, "What did I say?"

Tang Xiaoxiao pouted and sulked, her delicate profile hidden in the shadows.

"You said you have someone you like and don't like my granddaughter!" Zhuang Shenxian's voice sounded like he was relieved, but also angry, contradictory, "You are my granddaughter for so many years, the first time The male classmate who brought you home! As an elder, I am worried that my granddaughter will be cheated. Is it wrong? It’s just asking, and it didn’t make you stupid or lose your memory. Why are you so angry?” He glanced at The granddaughter who was glaring at her felt aggrieved, and couldn't help venting her anger at Bei Haoran, "You brat! You don't come to see the parents, you are smart. But, my granddaughter is so good, why don't you like her?"

Bei Haoran was dumbfounded.

However, he was not dumbfounded by Zhuang Shenxian's inconsistent words, but because of that sentence, you have someone you like.

Does he have someone he likes?He has someone he likes!

Who?

"Grandpa Zhuang, can your little spell really ensure that what I say is [-]% true?" Bei Haoran couldn't help asking, his palms were tightly clumped together because of nervousness.

"Hey! What do you mean? Do you doubt my ability?" Immortal Zhuang was also upset. He has been in the Taoist sect for so many years, but someone actually questioned him?This really gave him a lot of insight.

It stands to reason that Bei Haoran should immediately open his mouth to explain, saying that he did not mean that.But he stood where he was, with a blank expression on his face, and his mind was already wandering.

Zhuang Yijing didn't dare to get angry when she saw that the conversation between the two parties was getting more and more rigid, so she could only mediate.While talking to Tang Xiaoxiao, put up with this old man first, it’s more important to untie the matter between you and Bei Haoran, and on the other hand, he said to grandpa, if you tell my friend that your nose is not your nose, and your eyes are not eyes, she will destroy everything in the family. Game stuff.

The two sides had to shake hands and make peace.

Grandpa Zhuang invited everyone to rest and eat in the main room with a straight face.

Bei Haoran was at the back, still looking distracted, Tang Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand to pull him, but he avoided it.Fortunately, it was dark and no one saw it.But Tang Xiaoxiao was very angry, thinking, Bei Haoran is not kind!I have been with him day and night for half a year, but there is someone he likes that he didn't say, didn't mention a word to him, and just avoided him? !What's the meaning?Does he take care of him? !Pooh!Leave him alone!

Tang Xiaoxiao's heart was sore and swollen, and he wanted to cry for some reason.He simply dragged his elder brother inside, and whispered to his ear: "This old thing is too deceptive, elder brother, let him fall!"

"Not too good?" Tang Da hesitated, "Didn't we make peace just now?"

"It was forced by the situation!" Tang Xiaoxiao begged his brother, "He didn't say hello just now, but he used spells on Brother Hao... Bei Haoran, can you bear it?!"

Tang Dada sought truth from facts: "I can bear it!"

Bei Haoran has little to do with him, it's just a small spell, why can't he bear it?

Tang Xiao was extremely stingy, and gave his eldest brother a hard pinch: "Then think about it, the chickens he raises are going to give us a hard time! Can you bear it?"

Tang Da thought about his embarrassment just now, and felt that this matter could be settled, so he said: "Well, it's dark and the road is slippery, Grandpa Zhuang might really fall..." Still thinking silently Come on, that rotten cock better be unlucky, too nasty.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ji Dan, who was dressed in brocade feathers, suddenly clucked out from the slope, screaming, "I fuck *#...&#..."

Zhuang Shenxian happened to lift his foot to step over the steps.

The chicken feet collide, and both sides suffer.

Zhuang Shenxian fell down in a very unmannered manner.

Ji Dan lay on the ground kicking the chicken legs, tilted his neck and said, "Cluck... da..."

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