stole a little zombie
Chapter 5
After a movie, Bei Haoran felt that his mind was stuffed with mud. He accidentally fell asleep several times in the middle of the movie. Fortunately, the family carnival movie that was approaching the Spring Festival was not too blind. He snored several times without embarrassing him.
In the end, he went home in Zhao Kangsheng's car. Because the other party's aura of confrontation was too strong, the sleepy bug didn't have time to succeed. Bei Haoran absent-mindedly argued with him, and got out of the car in a daze.
"Brother Ran, I'll come see you tomorrow." Kong Shuangci waved goodbye to him lying on the car window.
Bei Haoran was startled, turned around and almost stopped: "No, I have to go to work tomorrow."
"What's the matter? I'll just tell my brother." Kong Shuangci didn't take it seriously, retracted her head, and ordered Zhao Kangsheng to send her back to Kong's house.
Watching the car drive away, Bei Haoran suddenly felt a pain in his head, he thought to himself, no matter what happens tomorrow, if he goes home and goes to sleep right now, he really can't hold on anymore.I don't know if the method of tying the ginseng doll with a red headband is effective, did the little thing escape...
With the mood of opening presents, Bei Haoran turned the keyhole to open the door, the moment the light came on, life gave him a big gift back.
The room was in a mess, the cinnamon soil used to replenish the vitality of ginseng dolls was all over the floor, the faucet in the bathroom was not tightened, the blue and white tiles in the bathroom were dripping all over the floor, the chandelier on the wall was scratched crookedly, and the tea table On the light blue wallpaper, here is a small footprint, there is a monkey paw print, the bedroom is brightly lit, the "culprit" is lying on Bei Haoran's bed, holding the ginseng doll with both hands, sleeping soundly .
"Small! Sweet! Sweet!" A turbid air rushed to the top, and Bei Haoran almost didn't confess on the spot.
However, before he could get angry, there was a sound of "Wow", and the tragic cry of children suddenly sounded in the middle of the night.
The voice-activated lights in the corridor all lit up at once.Bei Haoran was startled, and quickly closed the door.
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't run away, this was Bei Haoran's first reaction, Tang Xiaoxiao must have been bullied, this was Bei Haoran's second reaction.He threw the small backpack on the sofa, and decided to teach Xiao Tiantian a good lesson today, no matter how naughty she was before, she would never cross the line, what happened today?Could it be that after staying with Fat Brother for a few days, his temper got spoiled?
"Little brother..." Seeing Bei Haoran, Tang Xiaoxiao seemed to have seen a relative, and struggled to get out of the monkey's claws, "Hurry up and save me! Woowaah...as soon as you leave, your monkey will be gone." Pulled me out of the mud, pulled my hair, and forced me to play with her... Woohoo, my little hands hurt from being pulled."
Xiao Tiantian has never been so happy when she saw her master, her monkey eyes widened, and she jumped up and down on his bed, hoping that the master could uphold justice once.
Bei Haoran rolled up his sleeves and walked over fiercely.
Britney pointed her paw at the crying figure and let out a series of excited squeaks.
Then, a slap landed on her round monkey head——
"What the hell is wrong with you!" Bei Haoran suppressed his anger, grabbed Xiao Tiantian, and stuffed her back into the cage, only to find that the cage door was broken when he closed the door.In the past few years, Bei Haoran's temperament has become more and more introverted, even when he is angry, he is calm. Even if a volcano erupts in his heart, his face is covered with clouds, but he never thunders or rains.
"I'll clean you up later!" With a sullen face, he found a few shoelaces and tied up the loose cage door, then turned off the tap without saying a word, cleaned the house, mopped the floor, and adjusted the chandelier , Suck monkey hair... He wiped the marks on the wallpaper, and gave up when he couldn't wipe it off.
After all this work, it was two o'clock in the morning in a blink of an eye.
Bei Haoran let out a sigh of relief, put the cleaned rag on the railing, and then found the medical kit from the cabinet.
"Come here..." Bei Haoran hooked his fingers at Tang Xiaoxiao.
Tang Xiaoxiao, who was in a daze, trembled for a moment, and when she realized it, she jumped off the bed with a oh, and trotted over.
Bei Haoran saw that he was using both hands and feet, and his speed was slow, so he wanted to help, but in the end, his limbs were weak and his spirit was exhausted, so he couldn't get up from the sofa.
"Sit here." When the little baby ran closer, Bei Haoran stretched out his hand and put him on the coffee table, and the two faced each other.
The glass under the buttocks was cool, Tang Xiaoxiao didn't like it very much, he raised his eyelids and glanced at Bei Haoran quickly, then quickly moved away.Just now the other party's silent appearance was beyond his expectation. He thought that Xiao Tiantian would not be able to escape a severe beating, but in the end it was over with just a slap.However, Bei Haoran's silent appearance, in Tang Xiaoxiao's opinion, was more terrifying than arguing, because - his mother also had the same temper.
In the ancient tomb, if my father committed two hundred and five and really angered my mother, she would shut up and hide in another coffin by herself, not saying a word to my father for several years.Tang Xiaoxiao hadn't met many people and didn't know the concept of the Cold War, but he felt that the tomb was always quiet at that time, and other quietness would make people feel relaxed and safe.But this kind of silence is not, it makes people uncomfortable, so that Tang Xiaoxiao and his brother dare not speak loudly, let alone play loudly.
Bei Haoran just now gave him this feeling.
Strange, obviously just a stupid human being.
"Stretch out your hand." Bei Haoran said while flipping through the medicine box.
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't know why, but she stretched out her two little hands timidly.
Bei Haoran took out the iodine wine and Yunnan Baiyao, pinched the opponent's small lotus root arm with his thumb and forefinger and looked carefully: "Huh? Where's the wound?"
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't react, she opened her mouth with doubts on her face.
"Didn't you say that the monkey hurt your hand?" Bei Haoran stared into his eyes, "I see your body is thin and tender, I'm afraid she will hurt you. Why? No wound? Even claws There are no prints?"
Tang Xiaoxiao twisted the glass twice, and said casually: "Xiaoxiao...it's a ginseng doll, this little injury will heal soon..."
"That's right!" Bei Haoran patted his head and put away his things. Then, he froze for a second, as if he couldn't believe it, "So, I can finally sleep?"
"Little brother still wants to teach the little monkey a lesson, so she must not do this next time." Tang Xiaoxiao pressed her in a low voice.
Bei Haoran silently turned his gaze to the cage, and found that Xiao Tiantian was uncharacteristically at this moment, with her back to him, squatting quietly in the corner, neither making a sound nor being mischievous.Bei Haoran thought about it carefully, his grandfather raised this guy for almost nine years, and he took over for another two years. Now he is 11 years old. Own?
Alas, in fact, she is not usually so naughty. Who has a pet without a bad time?Bei Haoran misses the past, not to mention that in the past two years, only Xiao Tiantian and him depended on each other for life, never leaving.So, after explaining to himself, Bei Haoran let go of his anger.
"You can't be like this in the future! If you are naughty again, I will beat you! Do you hear me?" Bei Haoran verbally warned, yawned, got up and turned off the light.
That's all?Tang Xiaoxiao originally wanted to watch the excitement for a while, but he couldn't help but say: "Hey! Little brother, what should I do?"
"You..." Bei Haoran didn't even have the strength to take off his clothes, he got into the bed and wrapped himself up, and said in a low voice, "Go... stay in the mud basin... and...replenish... vitality..."
"You!" Tang Xiaoxiao almost cursed.
Although it was dark all around, it didn't affect his sight at all. Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at Xiao Tiantian who was still sulking in the corner, snorted softly, climbed down from the coffee table, grabbed the bed sheet, and climbed onto Bei Haoran's bed. bed.
He just slept on the bed, it was dry and warm, it was completely different from the humidity in the ground, he liked it very much, tonight, he will not stay in the soil, this bed is so big, he sleeps here.
Moreover, didn't this stupid human being let himself replenish his vitality?Hehehe... Tang Xiaoxiao grinned grinningly, showing her small fangs.
……
The next day, the alarm clock rang twice before Bei Haoran woke up listlessly.
He stretched himself, and with an extremely strong will, he pulled himself out of the winter blanket.
Last night he dreamed that he was bitten by a poisonous snake, and his palms were always aching. When he brushed his teeth, he looked at it, but found that nothing happened.He frowned suspiciously, and glanced into the living room, only to find that Xiao Tiantian was still facing away from him, only squatting instead of sitting.Tang Xiaoxiao, on the other hand, was sleeping with her head tilted in the mud basin, the bottom of her mouth was shining brightly, maybe she was drooling.
The little thing is really obedient.Unknowingly, Bei Haoran's evaluation of the ginseng doll was a little higher.
Fortunately, working in a jade store does not require a nine-to-five job, especially in the shop opened by the Kong family on Antique Street, the opening time was moved to eleven o'clock in the morning, so even if he didn't go to bed until after two o'clock, Bei Haoran had enough sleep for seven How many hours to come.
Half an hour later, he put on his backpack and his cell phone and went out.
As a result, when he touched the doorknob, he paused.He looked back at Britney who was pretending to be dead, then at the lonely (not) Tang Xiaoxiao, and then at the cage door tied up with shoelaces, after thinking about it, he felt that this would not work.So he turned around and pulled Tang Xiaoxiao up.
"Ah! Ah! What are you doing? What are you doing?" Tang Xiaoxiao screamed after being "woke up".
Bei Haoran washed him with hot water, then found a red woolen glove that was no longer needed from a corner, and made two holes for Tang Xiaoxiao to put it on.
"I'll take you out today, so don't make up for it for now." Bei Haoran told him, "I'll make up for it when I come back tonight. When it's done, you can make wine for my brother, okay?"
go out?Tang Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, but she still hesitated: "But... there are many people outside... Xiaoxiao... I'm a little scared..."
He is actually not afraid of people, but he is a little afraid of the cold.
It's also strange, a little zombie is still afraid of the cold?Every winter, he basically stayed underground, not daring to go wild outside the ancient tomb.
"That's right, there are a lot of bad people outside." Bei Haoran didn't comfort him at all, but coaxed him even harder, "My brother and I are good people. But let's leave you at home, and Xiao Tiantian will bully you .So wait a minute, my brother puts you in the bag, so please don't make a sound, you know?"
Tang Xiaoxiao weighed the pros and cons, and finally nodded.
The author has something to say:
Tang Xiaoxiao: The Golden Horn King is here!Xiao Tiantian, call you a blame monkey, do you dare to agree?
Britney: ...
In the end, he went home in Zhao Kangsheng's car. Because the other party's aura of confrontation was too strong, the sleepy bug didn't have time to succeed. Bei Haoran absent-mindedly argued with him, and got out of the car in a daze.
"Brother Ran, I'll come see you tomorrow." Kong Shuangci waved goodbye to him lying on the car window.
Bei Haoran was startled, turned around and almost stopped: "No, I have to go to work tomorrow."
"What's the matter? I'll just tell my brother." Kong Shuangci didn't take it seriously, retracted her head, and ordered Zhao Kangsheng to send her back to Kong's house.
Watching the car drive away, Bei Haoran suddenly felt a pain in his head, he thought to himself, no matter what happens tomorrow, if he goes home and goes to sleep right now, he really can't hold on anymore.I don't know if the method of tying the ginseng doll with a red headband is effective, did the little thing escape...
With the mood of opening presents, Bei Haoran turned the keyhole to open the door, the moment the light came on, life gave him a big gift back.
The room was in a mess, the cinnamon soil used to replenish the vitality of ginseng dolls was all over the floor, the faucet in the bathroom was not tightened, the blue and white tiles in the bathroom were dripping all over the floor, the chandelier on the wall was scratched crookedly, and the tea table On the light blue wallpaper, here is a small footprint, there is a monkey paw print, the bedroom is brightly lit, the "culprit" is lying on Bei Haoran's bed, holding the ginseng doll with both hands, sleeping soundly .
"Small! Sweet! Sweet!" A turbid air rushed to the top, and Bei Haoran almost didn't confess on the spot.
However, before he could get angry, there was a sound of "Wow", and the tragic cry of children suddenly sounded in the middle of the night.
The voice-activated lights in the corridor all lit up at once.Bei Haoran was startled, and quickly closed the door.
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't run away, this was Bei Haoran's first reaction, Tang Xiaoxiao must have been bullied, this was Bei Haoran's second reaction.He threw the small backpack on the sofa, and decided to teach Xiao Tiantian a good lesson today, no matter how naughty she was before, she would never cross the line, what happened today?Could it be that after staying with Fat Brother for a few days, his temper got spoiled?
"Little brother..." Seeing Bei Haoran, Tang Xiaoxiao seemed to have seen a relative, and struggled to get out of the monkey's claws, "Hurry up and save me! Woowaah...as soon as you leave, your monkey will be gone." Pulled me out of the mud, pulled my hair, and forced me to play with her... Woohoo, my little hands hurt from being pulled."
Xiao Tiantian has never been so happy when she saw her master, her monkey eyes widened, and she jumped up and down on his bed, hoping that the master could uphold justice once.
Bei Haoran rolled up his sleeves and walked over fiercely.
Britney pointed her paw at the crying figure and let out a series of excited squeaks.
Then, a slap landed on her round monkey head——
"What the hell is wrong with you!" Bei Haoran suppressed his anger, grabbed Xiao Tiantian, and stuffed her back into the cage, only to find that the cage door was broken when he closed the door.In the past few years, Bei Haoran's temperament has become more and more introverted, even when he is angry, he is calm. Even if a volcano erupts in his heart, his face is covered with clouds, but he never thunders or rains.
"I'll clean you up later!" With a sullen face, he found a few shoelaces and tied up the loose cage door, then turned off the tap without saying a word, cleaned the house, mopped the floor, and adjusted the chandelier , Suck monkey hair... He wiped the marks on the wallpaper, and gave up when he couldn't wipe it off.
After all this work, it was two o'clock in the morning in a blink of an eye.
Bei Haoran let out a sigh of relief, put the cleaned rag on the railing, and then found the medical kit from the cabinet.
"Come here..." Bei Haoran hooked his fingers at Tang Xiaoxiao.
Tang Xiaoxiao, who was in a daze, trembled for a moment, and when she realized it, she jumped off the bed with a oh, and trotted over.
Bei Haoran saw that he was using both hands and feet, and his speed was slow, so he wanted to help, but in the end, his limbs were weak and his spirit was exhausted, so he couldn't get up from the sofa.
"Sit here." When the little baby ran closer, Bei Haoran stretched out his hand and put him on the coffee table, and the two faced each other.
The glass under the buttocks was cool, Tang Xiaoxiao didn't like it very much, he raised his eyelids and glanced at Bei Haoran quickly, then quickly moved away.Just now the other party's silent appearance was beyond his expectation. He thought that Xiao Tiantian would not be able to escape a severe beating, but in the end it was over with just a slap.However, Bei Haoran's silent appearance, in Tang Xiaoxiao's opinion, was more terrifying than arguing, because - his mother also had the same temper.
In the ancient tomb, if my father committed two hundred and five and really angered my mother, she would shut up and hide in another coffin by herself, not saying a word to my father for several years.Tang Xiaoxiao hadn't met many people and didn't know the concept of the Cold War, but he felt that the tomb was always quiet at that time, and other quietness would make people feel relaxed and safe.But this kind of silence is not, it makes people uncomfortable, so that Tang Xiaoxiao and his brother dare not speak loudly, let alone play loudly.
Bei Haoran just now gave him this feeling.
Strange, obviously just a stupid human being.
"Stretch out your hand." Bei Haoran said while flipping through the medicine box.
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't know why, but she stretched out her two little hands timidly.
Bei Haoran took out the iodine wine and Yunnan Baiyao, pinched the opponent's small lotus root arm with his thumb and forefinger and looked carefully: "Huh? Where's the wound?"
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't react, she opened her mouth with doubts on her face.
"Didn't you say that the monkey hurt your hand?" Bei Haoran stared into his eyes, "I see your body is thin and tender, I'm afraid she will hurt you. Why? No wound? Even claws There are no prints?"
Tang Xiaoxiao twisted the glass twice, and said casually: "Xiaoxiao...it's a ginseng doll, this little injury will heal soon..."
"That's right!" Bei Haoran patted his head and put away his things. Then, he froze for a second, as if he couldn't believe it, "So, I can finally sleep?"
"Little brother still wants to teach the little monkey a lesson, so she must not do this next time." Tang Xiaoxiao pressed her in a low voice.
Bei Haoran silently turned his gaze to the cage, and found that Xiao Tiantian was uncharacteristically at this moment, with her back to him, squatting quietly in the corner, neither making a sound nor being mischievous.Bei Haoran thought about it carefully, his grandfather raised this guy for almost nine years, and he took over for another two years. Now he is 11 years old. Own?
Alas, in fact, she is not usually so naughty. Who has a pet without a bad time?Bei Haoran misses the past, not to mention that in the past two years, only Xiao Tiantian and him depended on each other for life, never leaving.So, after explaining to himself, Bei Haoran let go of his anger.
"You can't be like this in the future! If you are naughty again, I will beat you! Do you hear me?" Bei Haoran verbally warned, yawned, got up and turned off the light.
That's all?Tang Xiaoxiao originally wanted to watch the excitement for a while, but he couldn't help but say: "Hey! Little brother, what should I do?"
"You..." Bei Haoran didn't even have the strength to take off his clothes, he got into the bed and wrapped himself up, and said in a low voice, "Go... stay in the mud basin... and...replenish... vitality..."
"You!" Tang Xiaoxiao almost cursed.
Although it was dark all around, it didn't affect his sight at all. Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at Xiao Tiantian who was still sulking in the corner, snorted softly, climbed down from the coffee table, grabbed the bed sheet, and climbed onto Bei Haoran's bed. bed.
He just slept on the bed, it was dry and warm, it was completely different from the humidity in the ground, he liked it very much, tonight, he will not stay in the soil, this bed is so big, he sleeps here.
Moreover, didn't this stupid human being let himself replenish his vitality?Hehehe... Tang Xiaoxiao grinned grinningly, showing her small fangs.
……
The next day, the alarm clock rang twice before Bei Haoran woke up listlessly.
He stretched himself, and with an extremely strong will, he pulled himself out of the winter blanket.
Last night he dreamed that he was bitten by a poisonous snake, and his palms were always aching. When he brushed his teeth, he looked at it, but found that nothing happened.He frowned suspiciously, and glanced into the living room, only to find that Xiao Tiantian was still facing away from him, only squatting instead of sitting.Tang Xiaoxiao, on the other hand, was sleeping with her head tilted in the mud basin, the bottom of her mouth was shining brightly, maybe she was drooling.
The little thing is really obedient.Unknowingly, Bei Haoran's evaluation of the ginseng doll was a little higher.
Fortunately, working in a jade store does not require a nine-to-five job, especially in the shop opened by the Kong family on Antique Street, the opening time was moved to eleven o'clock in the morning, so even if he didn't go to bed until after two o'clock, Bei Haoran had enough sleep for seven How many hours to come.
Half an hour later, he put on his backpack and his cell phone and went out.
As a result, when he touched the doorknob, he paused.He looked back at Britney who was pretending to be dead, then at the lonely (not) Tang Xiaoxiao, and then at the cage door tied up with shoelaces, after thinking about it, he felt that this would not work.So he turned around and pulled Tang Xiaoxiao up.
"Ah! Ah! What are you doing? What are you doing?" Tang Xiaoxiao screamed after being "woke up".
Bei Haoran washed him with hot water, then found a red woolen glove that was no longer needed from a corner, and made two holes for Tang Xiaoxiao to put it on.
"I'll take you out today, so don't make up for it for now." Bei Haoran told him, "I'll make up for it when I come back tonight. When it's done, you can make wine for my brother, okay?"
go out?Tang Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, but she still hesitated: "But... there are many people outside... Xiaoxiao... I'm a little scared..."
He is actually not afraid of people, but he is a little afraid of the cold.
It's also strange, a little zombie is still afraid of the cold?Every winter, he basically stayed underground, not daring to go wild outside the ancient tomb.
"That's right, there are a lot of bad people outside." Bei Haoran didn't comfort him at all, but coaxed him even harder, "My brother and I are good people. But let's leave you at home, and Xiao Tiantian will bully you .So wait a minute, my brother puts you in the bag, so please don't make a sound, you know?"
Tang Xiaoxiao weighed the pros and cons, and finally nodded.
The author has something to say:
Tang Xiaoxiao: The Golden Horn King is here!Xiao Tiantian, call you a blame monkey, do you dare to agree?
Britney: ...
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