stole a little zombie

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the alarm clock rang.

Bei Haoran seemed to be waiting for it, sat up with a snap, and pushed it away.Anyway, in the past few hours, he didn't fall asleep for a second.For a while, I thought about going to the south, and for a while, I thought about my debts and Kong Shuangci. What I thought about the most was the ginseng doll that popped out suddenly——

He glanced quietly at the clay pot in the living room, and found that the little doll buried in the soil was dozing off with his head lightly.Then I tiptoed to the bathroom.

After dawdling for more than half an hour, Bei Haoran came out with a completely new look.He put on a new cotton-padded jacket prepared for the Chinese New Year, sprayed some hairspray on himself to set his style, some slightly longer bangs were wiped on the top of his head, the smooth forehead began to show dew, the sword eyebrows looked like boats, and the two black pupils below them were the water The whirlpool, at a glance, makes people addicted to it.

Bei Haoran looked at himself in the mirror, smiled, and said in a sarcastic tone, "This is the only face left..."

When he was about to go to the appointment, he always felt that something was missing. After thinking about it carefully, he finally turned back to the bedroom, pulled out a red-headed rope, and tied Tang Xiaoxiao who was sleeping soundly.

"Shouldn't I be able to escape now?" Bei Haoran patted the little fat man's face before leaving in peace.

"Idiot! Bastard!" Tang Xiaoxiao refused to pretend to be dead as soon as the door was closed, showing two small fangs in his mouth, screaming and pulling himself out of the soil, "How can there be such a stupid human being?" How dare you bury me in the soil when you soak me in wine? Bah, bah, bah, the smell of manure, it stinks to death."

Britney, who had been playing dead for a long time, was even more cowardly now, shrunk in the cage, shaking like chaff.

Tang Xiaoxiao stepped on it, leaving a series of small footprints: "Hey, come out for me."

Xiao Tiantian closed her eyes tightly, pretending not to hear.

With a flick of his fleshy fingers, a piece of pointed nails grew out of cold light.Fingernails scratched across the cage door, making a piercing sound: "Could it be, do you want me to go in by myself?"

Britney buried her head between her legs, and decided to switch species and become an ostrich that doesn't care about the world.

Tang Xiaoxiao didn't expect the female monkey to be so timid. He used to sneak out of the ancient tomb to play in the mountains and forests. Although the group of monkeys didn't dare to provoke him, they were not afraid of being like this.The owner is a bastard, and the monkey he raised is also a coward. Tang Xiaoxiao cursed, put away her nails, and slipped in through the gap between the fences.

"Squeak! Squeak!" Sensing Tang Xiaoxiao's approach, Xiao Tiantian finally couldn't help screaming.

"Shut up!" Tang Xiaoxiao angrily climbed up on the opponent's head and punched her. "I know you monkeys are smart and can understand me. If you scream again, I'll dig out your eyeballs."

Xiao Tiantian stopped her mouth immediately, and hilariously covered her mouth with both hands.

"As for being afraid of this?" Tang Xiaoxiao pulled the long hair on the monkey's neck, looked around, and found a more comfortable place to sit down, "Take me to...the place where the water can just be wrung out, I need to wash it off."

Xiao Tiantian had escaped from prison several times in this cage, and Bei Haoran would block it every time she escaped from prison.This time, with the big Buddha on her back, Xiao Tiantian was trembling, but she didn't succeed for a long time.Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't stand it anymore, so she showed her nails and chipped the door.

"Send me up..."

"How does this thing come out of water? Ouch, it's cold? I want hot water! Stupid..."

"Is this his room? Go in and have a look..."

"Why can't the drawer be opened, what is this? Why is it beeping?"

"Can you open the door? This lock is different from the one in the tomb... Oh, why is it so cold outside? Forget it, go back, go back!"

"Why do humans have so many strange things?"

……

Bei Haoran didn't know what happened at home for now, he put his hands in his pockets, wrapped in a scarf, and ran out of the subway station.As soon as he came out, countless messages were poured into the phone by the cold wind.

Bei Haoran looked down, and as expected, they were all ding ding dong dong young ladies.When he entered the shopping mall, he realized that there were not only the two of them today.

"Why did it take so long?" Kong Shuangci, who wore ponytails, stamped his feet when he saw him, and complained a little, "Brother Zhao heard that I was coming, so he drove me specially, and waited with me for a long time."

Bei Haoran opened his mouth, but before he had time to explain, Brother Zhao, who was standing by the side, took the opportunity to interject: "Okay, okay, since Xiaobei is here, let me treat you today."

Zhao Kangsheng was dressed in a suit and leather shoes today. He didn't look like a driver at all, but a groom who entertained guests: "You kid has no money, and you have such a large debt, so you don't need to spend it. Besides, you just came back from the south today. , this meal can be regarded as a clean-up for you, Sister Shuangci, what do you think?"

"Brother Zhao, why are you so nice?" Kong Shuangci grabbed Brother Zhao's arm and acted coquettishly, her face was flushed, and the two rabbit ears on the woolen hat were dangling back and forth. She was delicate and cute.

Brother Zhao was dizzy for a second or two, and his heart was hot: "Since I'm so good, why do you still call me Brother Zhao? Why don't you call me Brother Xiao Beiran, and why don't you call me Brother Sheng? Do you think I'm older than you?"

Kong Shuangci inadvertently glanced at Bei Haoran, saw that he was indifferent, and said angrily: "Okay. Brother Sheng, Brother Sheng, I will call you Brother Sheng from now on."

"Okay, okay." Zhao Kangsheng laughed loudly.

Bei Haoran watched the performance of the two with cold eyes, and really wanted to say, you two are talented and beautiful, can I not be this wicked light bulb, go home and sleep early?However, this idea only passed in his mind for a while, and then was snuffed out by Bei Haoran. He touched his nose and said, "Then thank you Brother Zhao for your expense. Shuangci, don't you like to eat Japanese food? I heard that A Japanese grocery store on the sixth floor is more famous, let's go there to eat today."

Brother Zhao's face froze for a moment: "Is it... the one in Sukutagawa? Hehe... how deserted is the Japanese food? It's better to eat hot pot. There happens to be a hot pot restaurant here, and I recognize the owner... "

"Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Zhao invited you for this meal. I shouldn't have proposed it on my behalf." Bei Haoran looked apologetic, then turned around and told Kong Shuangci, "Then go eat hot pot, it's cool! Wait a while You tie your hair up so that the smell doesn't get mixed up."

Kong Shuangci wanted to nod at first, but when he heard the last sentence, he obviously hesitated again.I have to watch a movie later, if there is something wrong with it——

Bei Haoran stood still.

Brother Zhao cursed secretly in his heart, and said with a smile: "Then let's go to Xujie River. I have heard its name for a long time, but I haven't tried it."

"Really?" Bei Haoran raised his eyebrows, "Brother Zhao, I just remembered, that place is very expensive!"

"What's the matter?" Brother Zhao resisted the pain, and stabbed back, "I'm not as poor as you. When I came to Kong's house, my clothes were all torn, and I didn't even have a change."

"Yeah!" Bei Haoran sighed, "I remember that Manager Zhao refused to give me an old clothes when you asked you to give me an old clothes, but just now—" Bei Haoran smiled softly, "I thought Brother Zhao You refused to entertain us to eat Japanese food because you were reluctant..."

"You..." Zhao Kangsheng couldn't help turning up the volume even though there were people coming and going in the mall.

Bei Haoran looked back, as if you could do anything to me.

Just when the two of them stared at each other like black-eyed chickens, Kong Shuangci burst out laughing.

Hearing the laughter that fell to the ground like broken beads, Bei Haoran suddenly felt a little dispirited, and the expression on his face was slowly hidden in his pupils, and he was the first to give in: "Brother Zhao, I am talking too much." .”

Zhao Kangsheng's unfinished anger was confused by Kong Shuangci's laughter and Bei Haoran's sudden apology.

"What? Oh, as long as you know..." He rubbed the back of his head, gave Bei Haoran a suspicious look, and then turned around to court Miss Kong, "Sister Shuangci, what do you like to eat? I'll order it, Today..."

After listening to the words, Bei Haoran had already walked to the front.

Kong Shuangci smiled sweetly and said: "I can do it, Brother Sheng, I will eat whatever you order."

After finishing speaking, she jumped up and caught up with Bei Haoran's arm.

Bei Haoran struggled for a while, but he didn't take advantage of the trend to break free, so he had to let it go.After all, Kong Shuangwen's words still ring in my ears - "Remember, Ci'er is my only younger sister. She is the baby of the Kong family."

Zhao Kangsheng fell behind, curled his lips at Bei Haoran's back, cursed the little beggar in a low voice, then turned on his mobile phone, and searched for precautions for eating Japanese food. This was his first time eating, and he didn't want to show timidity in front of Kong Shuangci .

As the New Year's Eve approaches, the shopping mall is bustling with people, and there is a cheerful and lively atmosphere everywhere.

Kong Shuangci leaned his head on Bei Haoran's shoulder, and scanned the surroundings several times with his nimble eyes, satisfyingly capturing the astonishment in the eyes of passers-by.Her brother Ran is so pretty, she thought, and every time they walked together, all the girls would look at her jealously.only--

"Why didn't you argue with Brother Zhao just now?" She asked in a low voice, but she couldn't hide the pride in her emotions.

"Brother Zhao?" Bei Haoran almost laughed, but he didn't say much, but shook his head, "Why should I argue with him? He's the host today, and I'm the guest, so it's my fault."

"Brother Ran, I don't think you did anything wrong." Kong Shuangci's dilated eyes burst into a burst of excitement, "I just like this. I see you arguing with other men because of me. Next time, You can't spoil my fun anymore."

Bei Haoran paused, feeling bored and irritable. After a while, he said: "Okay, my eldest lady."

Behind them, Zhao Kangsheng, who checked the price of Sukutagawa by the way, broke out in a drop of cold sweat, and hurriedly followed.

The backs of the two are more or less like monkeys.

The author has something to say:

Xiao Tiantian: Come back quickly, master, and save your monkey!

Bei Haoran: Mud Bodhisattva crosses the river—I can't protect myself!