stole a little zombie

The next day, when Bei Haoran woke up, she knew that something was wrong - she had a stiff neck.

The head and neck can't be straightened, so it can only be tilted. It hurts about three times to take a step. The whole person is in slow and long-lasting pain.He called Xu Yang and asked him to ask for leave for him, but fortunately, the class was full yesterday, but today there are only two classes in the afternoon, so there are few classes, so it is less psychologically stressful to ask for it.

"It's all right now." Bei Haoran smiled bitterly while lying down, "One of us has a broken leg, the other has a stroke, and we are all disabled."

"Ah?" Tang Xiaoxiao was tired after lying down all night, and wanted to watch TV, so she jumped up, "My leg is healed! Have you had a stroke?"

There is a bit of gloating in the words.

"No, it's a stiff neck, and I can't move my head and neck." Bei Haoran didn't hear it, but he was quite surprised, he didn't expect the recovery ability of ginseng essence to be so powerful.

Tang Xiaoxiao, who has never had a stiff neck, does not understand what a stiff neck is, but this does not prevent him from walking around in front of Bei Haoran intentionally or unintentionally, showing off his healthy body.

As a result, Bei Haoran stared at Tang Xiaoxiao thoughtfully for a while.

Tang Xiaoxiao's heart skipped a beat, it's a bad dish, and the stiff neck can be cured by eating ginseng, right?What if he asks me to grab some ginseng whiskers?I shouldn't have been too proud just now.

Just when Tang Xiaoxiao was feeling anxious, Bei Haoran suddenly said, "Xiaoxiao, you should be willing to let you take care of Brother Hao today, right?"

Tang Xiaoxiao: "..." Then why not tell me to get some ginseng whiskers!

"Our little one is so obedient, so well-behaved, and so sensible, he should know how to take care of others?" Bei Haoran tilted his head and said with a smile, looking like a pervert.

What can Tang Xiaoxiao do?The established character design cannot be broken.He had no choice but to nod, and clicked the word "um".

The first step in taking care of Bei Haoran is to wash his face.

Tang Xiaoxiao rubbed the wet towel casually a few times, and it was over.

"Wait, I haven't wiped my eyes yet!" Bei Haoran taught him, "Cover it with a hot water towel to clean the area around the eyes, and also wipe the neck, which is also part of the face..."

"Your face is so long?" Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help complaining, "Even horses don't dare to count their faces on their necks?"

Bei Haoran: "..."

After washing his face, Bei Haoran asked Tang Xiaoxiao to help him brush his teeth.

Tang Xiao sneered, it wasn't that he broke his leg, why did he ask someone to help him?Helping him to the washstand awkwardly, Bei Haoran's mouth was full of foam, his neck was still uncomfortable, and it hurt when he lowered his head, he couldn't help saying: "Why don't you put it on the sofa and let me wash it."

Tang Xiaoxiao was so angry that she pouted, who the hell!His mother wouldn't dare to do that!

After finishing these preparations for getting up, Bei Haoran went back to bed and fell asleep. He lay on the bed in the posture of dying, and murmured: "Xiao Xiao, are you hungry?"

"I'm ginseng, I'm not hungry!" Tang Xiaoxiao said with backbone.

"Not hungry?" Bei Haoran blinked, "Oh? Then you ate so much fried beef last night? It seems that you don't need to prepare your portion in the future."

Tang Xiaoxiao said that he was watching TV and refused to accept the move.

"Xiao Xiao, my neck hurts a bit." After a while, Bei Haoran hummed again.

"Then what should I do?" Tang Xiaoxiao peeled a pistachio for herself, "Just bear it."

Bei Haoran narrowed his eyes: "Tang Xiaoxiao, you have a problem with ginseng..."

Tang Xiaoxiao was startled, thinking that she had acted too much just now.

"You're too lazy!" Bei Haoran criticized him, "Why don't you just sit on the sofa and refuse to move? Go, take the money, go out and buy breakfast, and by the way, buy some plasters for me."

Bei Haoran had already figured out how to control Tang Xiaoxiao, but the other party refused to answer, so he had no choice but to put on the majesty of the head of the family and speak out.

Human settings cannot be broken!Tang Xiaoxiao encouraged herself so much that she reluctantly went downstairs with her wallet.

Today is a fine weather, the sun is much warmer than before, Tang Xiaoxiao is afraid of the cold, that’s why he doesn’t want to come out, now that the sun is shining, he squints his eyes comfortably, thinking, it’s okay to go out for a stroll good.

He first went to the rice noodle shop and ate what was said to be authentic Changde beef noodles, and then went to the bun shop next door and bought two drawers of steamed buns, stuffed with meat.Carrying a cup of soy milk in his hand, he drank and ate, and went for a walk in a nearby park.

It was neither early nor late, Tang Xiaoxiao was sitting on the steps basking in the sun, watching those old grandpas and old ladies dancing swords and boxing, circling around the big tree... The human smell of the noise rushed towards him, and he Stretching for a while, he suddenly understood why his father didn't let him and his brother get close to humans.

Danger is one thing, temptation is another.

He and his elder brother Tang Da were born and grew up in the ancient tomb, and have never left that mountain for thousands of years.Although their family is very different from ordinary zombies because they drank the emperor's juice, for example, their bodies are not stiff, their skin is no longer sensitive to light, and people are no longer thirsty for blood.But Papa Tang's prudence for thousands of years still requires the whole family to abide by the survival principle of zombies - to live in the dark.

This means that Tang Xiaoxiao has never had the opportunity to touch the prosperity and excitement of the world.

Ignorance means no desire.

But this time, being tied up, what Tang Xiaoxiao's eyes and ears saw and heard were all colorful and interesting things.Even if he was as innocent as him, he couldn't help but sigh sadly, thinking that he might not want to go back to the ancient tomb.

"Tang Xiaoxiao! What are you doing here?" At this moment, a gleaming silver sword suddenly stabbed out from the side, and the tip of the sword swung a few times, making Tang Xiaoxiao choke with fright.

"Cough, cough, cough...you..." Tang Xiaoxiao choked out half of the steamed bun, pointed at Zhuang Yijing, "You want to kill me?"

"I can kill you, that's my first share." Zhuang Yijing smiled, "The first zombie to be choked to death by a steamed stuffed bun?"

Tang Xiaoxiao glared at her: "Why are you here?"

"This park is near the university. I'm here to practice!" Zhuang Yijing was wearing a black exercise uniform with cuffs tied around her wrists. She held a sword in a charming posture, like a heroine. Practice is enough. Our banker uses swords in many moves. By the way, you haven't told me yet, why are you here alone, Bei Haoran?"

"Him? A sick child, just lie down at home." Tang Xiaoxiao said with a little disgust.

Who would have thought that Zhuang Yijing immediately turned down face: "You sucked his blood again!?"

The eyes under the thick bottle were actually shining with evil spirit.

"No, no, no!" Tang Xiaoxiao had seen Zhuang Yijing's strength on the rooftop, and immediately denied it, "I've recovered from my injuries, so why suck blood? And last time you didn't say that he had a physical problem, I sucked his heart Blood, will it be difficult for me to get rid of him in the future? I dare not suck any more. "

"Then why is he sick?" Zhuang Yijing asked.

"A stiff neck." Tang Xiaoxiao sneered.

That day, Zhuang Yijing brought him up to the roof, and she immediately seemed to be a different person. Downstairs was a cowardly and poor girl who was excluded. When she went upstairs, she suddenly lost her domineering side. She took out a talisman from nowhere and shouted Out of his identity.

"Little zombie, it's because you're new to this world! I just want to warn you, don't hurt anyone, otherwise, I won't let you go!" Zhuang Yijing's spell on fingertips had faint lightning, causing Tang Xiaoxiao's heart to palpitate .

Tang Xiaoxiao knew that she couldn't beat her, so she told everything that happened to her.

Zhuang Yijing, who knew the ins and outs, didn't say whether she believed it or not. She just put away her things and said, "In this case, you should read more books and learn the core values ​​of socialism. If you don't understand anything, just ask me..."

In front of her, Tang Xiaoxiao repeatedly promised not to harm anyone, especially Bei Hao, and then the two hurried down.

When entering the classroom door, Zhuang Yijing turned into that sullen gourd again.

"Quiet! Your boyfriend is here to pick you up?" The grandpa and aunt who were leaving the show passed by and said hello, "Oh, you look so handsome! Is it your classmate?"

Just now, Zhuang Yijing blushed naturally, lowered her head, and covered herself with bangs.

"Hey, are you still shy?" Grandpa and aunt joked, "My boyfriend is so handsome, you have to watch him!" And cue Tang Xiaoxiao, "Young man, Jing Jing is a good girl, you can't let her down... Otherwise , our Jianren regiment will look for you!"

Tang Xiaoxiao: "..."

When they left, Tang Xiaoxiao accused her: "My innocence was ruined by you! That bitch gang threatened me!"

"What bitch? It's Jianren! The sword that dances the sword, the benevolence of righteousness!" Zhuang Yijing slapped him on the head, "Be careful what you say, innocent? Only people are innocent! You are not human!"

"You..." Tang Xiaoxiao rubbed her head, she really didn't understand, "Are you insane? You look like a quail for a while, you dare not speak, you dare not raise your head. You dare to beat people and threaten me for a while."

"How do you talk?" Zhuang Yijing patted him again, this time with a little force, and Tang Xiaoxiao's forehead slammed, "I just have social phobia. I'm not used to it, and I'm even afraid of talking to people. deal."

"Then you and I..." Tang Xiaoxiao pointed to herself.

"What are you?" Zhuang Yijing rolled her eyes and interrupted him, "How many times have I said this? You are not human!"

But I look like a human!Tang Xiaoxiao felt that Zhuang Yijing's stink was simply unreasonable.

"Don't think that I don't know that you are scolding me in your heart." Zhuang Yijing stood up and pulled Tang Xiaoxiao up by the way, "Come with me!"

"Ah? Wait... Where are you taking me again?" Tang Xiaoxiao yelled, "I won't go to the rooftop with you anymore."

"Go to the pharmacy!" Zhuang Yijing was speechless, "Didn't Bei Haoran have a stiff neck? Let's go! Buy him some plasters and stickers! I know which one works best..."

Buy plaster? !Tang Xiaoxiao patted his forehead, and then remembered that he had a mission.With a strange cry, he broke free from Zhuang Yijing and ran away quickly.

Bei Haoran lay on the bed and waited for almost two hours. At first, he was a bit bored, and chatted with Xiao Tiantian for a quarter of an hour, but Xiao Tiantian refused to give him even a squeak.After half an hour, he got a little angry, this little boy, does it take so long to buy things?Obviously, you can buy it by going downstairs and walking two steps.An hour later, his anger reached its peak, and he began to worry again. Although the little ginseng essence has become a big ginseng essence, his mind has not changed!Have you been kidnapped again?I should buy him a mobile phone, otherwise I won't be able to contact him for anything.

If it weren't for the neck problem, Bei Haoran would have baked pancakes on the bed.

Just when he was burning with anxiety, the doorbell rang.

"What's the matter? You didn't bring the key when you went out?" Bei Haoran struggled to get up, scolding Tang Xiaoxiao for being forgetful, while tilting his neck to open the door, the door opened, and it turned out that Kong Shuangci was standing outside.

"Brother Ran! Who is Tang Xiaoxiao? Your girlfriend?" She took off her sunglasses and said very unhappy.

The author has something to say:

I write like shit, pay back Calvin!It's going crazy... Besides, it's really Shura field, this should have to be finished again... But, um, take it step by step, insist on finishing, insist on starting a new article, and persist in writing is victory! (Suddenly, a little encouragement, I will try not to spread negative energy in the future.)

small theater--

Bei Haoran: Zhuang Yijing, I'm with Tang Xiaoxiao, don't bully him in the future!

Zhuang Yijing (whispering): Yes... I'm sorry, I... I didn't...

Tang Xiaoxiao: Someone will cover me from now on!You show me some respect.

Zhuang Yijing (drawing out a charm): Ah! ! ! !Are you having sex with my male god? !Who attacks and who suffers?What is your favorite position?How long is my boyfriend?How often?Are you happy!Come on, tell me the truth!