stole a little zombie

The news of "a fire broke out in a certain prison, and two prisoners bravely put out the fire" silently appeared on social news.

Only some middle-aged and elderly people can turn on the TV to watch real-time news.However, although this is a large base, there are some exceptions.For example, young people who have dinner at the elders’ home, children who are ruled by their parents, and rare young people who care about current affairs and politics...Accidentally or inevitably, after they watched this episode, their circle of friends became like this ——

"Damn it! This foreign woman who looks like Nicole Kidman is actually fucking a Shaanxi plastic? [News screenshot]"

"Let me show you what it means to support one person with one side of water and soil! This is a family that came out of the mountains, and they look so good-looking? I go to live in the mountains again, can you save my appearance? [The family after cleaning up] Group photo of three people]”

"I really want to know what their youngest son looks like. He was abducted and sold by the villagers because he was so good-looking? [News screenshot]"

"This news is so legendary, isn't it? Even novels dare not write like that! Foreign women were kidnapped and sold into the valleys? Heroes saved the beauty and fell in love freely? The youngest son was kidnapped again? A fire broke out, and the two fathers and sons bravely put out the fire, triggering a turning point? There are too many hot spots here, the marketing account of Moments, quickly turn it up, this is fucking traffic! 【News video】”

……

A hot spot that is about to rush into the hot search is slowly fermenting.

Bei Haoran actually watched this episode, when he and Tang Xiaoxiao had already returned home.

Xiao Tiantian was all hopeless, she didn't understand why the little devil who had said goodbye came back again?Didn't you say you'd never come back when you left?So, she lay in the cage and focused on picking her feet, not wanting to talk to anyone, not even eating.

Bei Haoran didn't notice anything wrong with her, and ran to the kitchen to make dinner for the two of them.

While eating, Bei Haoran thought of a serious problem. The house he rented had one bedroom and one living room. There was only one bedroom and one bed, and the sofa was not long enough at all.

"Tonight..." The rice grains on the wooden chopsticks were stained with the red oil of eggplant fried meat, and it looked easy to eat, but Bei Haoran was stunned for a while, and said with the food, "Shall I sleep on the sofa?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he felt that something was wrong.Tang Xiaoxiao is a man, and the two of them are not alone, so what's wrong with sharing the same bed?Could it be that Xu Yang is here today, and I have to sleep in a separate bed with him?No, this is wrong.So, he shook his head again: "No, no, we still sleep in bed together."

Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at Bei Haoran inexplicably, and began to eat food.Well, I've gotten bigger and my appetite has grown, so I won't be supported now.

After the meal, Tang Xiaoxiao rubbed her belly like an uncle, and her legs crossed while watching TV.

Bei Haoran silently tidied up the kitchen and ordered Tang Xiaoxiao to take a bath when he was done.When he was a baby, Bei Haoran washed him once a day, right in the washstand, once the hot water faucet was turned on, it would be enough to rinse it twice, after wrapping it up and blowing it, it would be dry immediately without any effort.

At this moment, Tang Xiaoxiao, who was in a dizzy state, moaned and said, "Brother Hao, help me clean up my innocence, I don't want to move..."

it's out of the question!Bei Haoran refused with a black face, and threatened: "If you don't take a bath, you will sleep on the sofa tonight, um, sleep on a roll!"

Tang Xiaoxiao rushed into the bathroom a little angrily, and Bei Haoran told him how to use it outside, and handed him towels and clothes to go in. Of course, he didn't forget the panties he bought today.

"Don't want this! I want to wear that embroidered dragon!" Tang Xiaoxiao threw out the pink strawberry, which just hit Bei Haoran's face.

Bei Haoran: "..."

Take a deep breath and endure it.

Tang Xiaoxiao was taking a bath in the bathroom, and Bei Haoran planned to take a break. He glanced at the news on TV, and happened to see the disgraced Tang Hanshu being interviewed. After a while, Claudia, who looked like Nicole Kidman, Running over, the two embraced and wept.Bei Haoran was naturally aroused like thousands of young people, but at this moment, a scream of "ah" came from the bathroom.

"What's the matter?" Bei Haoran was so frightened that he threw the remote control away and ran to knock on the door, "Tang Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with you?"

Claudia's eloquent talk to the camera was missed in this way.

Tang Xiaoxiao said pitifully inside: "Brother Hao, I... fell."

"Why are you so careless? Can you get up by yourself?" Bei Haoran rubbed the space between his brows, "Slowly, stand up while leaning on the wall, if it's serious - let's apply some soil?"

There was no sound in the bathroom.

After a while, Tang Xiaoxiao yelled aggrievedly: "Leg hurts, I can't stand up."

Bei Haoran had no choice but to open the door and go in. The white mist rushed over his face and wet his eyelashes.He blinked, and suddenly felt his heart beating a little faster.

Caged by water vapor, Yuba has its own soft light.Tang Xiaoxiao was lying on the ground with long arms and legs, her skin was white and glowing, her soft blond hair was half-wet on her forehead, her lips were red, her eyes were full of dependence and she looked at him... She seemed to be stranded, waiting to be killed by human beings. The mermaid rescued by the prince.

Bei Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, with a stern face, pursed his lips and hugged him. Fortunately, Tang Xiaoxiao had already put on his underwear before he fell, otherwise, the situation would be even more embarrassing.

"...It hurts..." Tang Xiaoxiao hissed softly while walking.He put his hand on Bei Haoran's neck, and leaned his head crookedly, soaking the other's shoulder.A familiar scent was baked into Bei Haoran's nose by the heat. It was the smell of his usual shower gel, and at this moment, it appeared on another man.

Everything is weird, Bei Haoran doesn't know where to put his eyes.But Tang Xiaoxiao said regretfully: "Xiaolong is wet, so I can't wear it anymore."

Bei Haoran glanced subconsciously, and immediately exchanged the cheap dragon's beard and stare, as if scolding him: "Hey! Where are you looking?!"

Am I really bewitched? !Bei Haoran gritted his teeth, and quickly carried Tang Xiaoxiao onto the bed.

"Try it yourself, didn't you break a bone?" He asked.

"Anyway, it hurts..." Tang Xiaoxiao said unhappy.

"You are a ginseng doll, apply soil or go to the hospital?" Bei Haoran asked his opinion.

"No need." Tang Xiaoxiao thought for a while, "I'll recover very quickly."

Bei Haoran thought that he was a ghost and couldn't be deduced with common sense, so he believed his words: "Then... I'll pour you a glass of water, let you play with your mobile phone, and take a good rest."

"Brother Hao, what are you going to do?" After taking the glass, Tang Xiaoxiao asked reluctantly, "I want you to accompany me."

"You..." Bei Haoran gave him a meaningful look, "Don't be so clingy! I'm going to take a bath, and I have to study Bi She after I take a bath. If you have nothing to do, go to bed quickly and nourish your energy, you know?"

Tang Xiaoxiao could only nod his head.

When the sound of water came from the bathroom, he threw off the quilt, jumped several times, clenched his hands into fists and punched him several times, shouting silently, yeah yeah yeah!I come up with a routine every day to see if you are tempted or not!

That night, the two lived in peace, except that Bei Haoran went to sleep on the sofa.The whole person huddled together and slept extremely restlessly.

The underwear that Tang Xiaoxiao took off was hanging on the clothes hanger, giving off a faint green light. The dragon was wet, and it turned out to be luminous, swinging and swinging in the wind, looking a little smug.

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There are less than [-] words, so I can only present a short but "proud" chapter... (I'm not proud, I'm ashamed!)