stole a little zombie

In the middle of the night, the radiator made chirping noises from time to time, reminding the owner that it should be repaired. Xiao Tiantian was so disturbed by the noise that she couldn't sleep. She raised her eyelids and saw a black shadow "flying" past her eyes. Tilting his head in fright, he quickly pretended to sleep.

Anyway, these days, I have to come here every night, little master, just ask for blessings.Xiao Tiantian disregarded the relationship and trembled irresponsibly in the cage.

In the darkness, Tang Xiaoxiao stood by the pillow, watching Bei Haoran's face change, and finally, slowly bent down.

Stupid humans are so bullying, how dare they humiliate him with skirts!snort!Don't blame him for being unrighteous today!

Tang Xiaoxiao showed her teeth, bit into Bei Haoran's carotid artery, and began to suck.The blood volume of the carotid artery is much more than that of the fingers. On weekdays, Tang Xiaoxiao insisted on a long flow of water, and the blood volume sucked each time was quantitative, which did not affect Bei Haoran's health at all. But today, he wanted to give the other party A lesson learned, decided to open up and suck.

Every time the heart beats, the blood volume of the body will be lost.

Bei Haoran fell into a flustered sleep, dreaming that a big mosquito was biting his neck, he was stunned for a moment, and muttered: "There are still mosquitoes in winter?" Then he slapped it hard.

With a snap, Tang Xiaoxiao, who was sucking blood, drew an arc and flew under the bed.

After a while, Bei Haoran turned over, smacked his lips twice, and fell asleep soundly and soundly.

Under the bed, Tang Xiaoxiao clutched her sore buttocks and began to cry.

what to do?He is so wronged!

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The next day, Bei Haoran woke up groggy, his whole body was top-heavy, as if he didn't get enough sleep.He thought it was still early, so he took out his phone and saw that the time had jumped to eleven o'clock in the morning!Bei Haoran was both surprised and thankful, fortunately, Zhenyu Pavilion had the annual leave, otherwise he would definitely be late, and he would be given eye drops by shopkeeper Zhao and Zhao Kangsheng.

Well, I'm so tired, let's sleep a little longer.

Thinking this way, Bei Haoran put down the phone.

In the end, when he returned to the cage and slept until two o'clock in the afternoon, Bei Haoran was awakened by a burst of itching. He opened his eyes and found that Xiao Tiantian was pinching a monkey hair and poking his nose. The expression in the monkey's eyes was very worried.

"Ah!" Bei Haoran sneezed earth-shatteringly, and got up by the way, "Where did you learn this trick? I didn't teach you, did I?"

Xiao Tiantian jumped out of bed, patted her chest, and made a relieved expression.

Bei Haoran couldn't help but laugh: "What? Sleeping late, you thought I was dead? But, it's really strange..." He pinched his fingers and calculated, "I didn't do anything yesterday, why did I sleep for fourteen hours? I'm almost starving to death, I'll have lunch later, and I have to buy new year's goods..."

In the past few years, Bei Haoran spent years at Kong's house. Ever since he offended Kong Shuangci that day, the young lady never came to the store to look for him, and she didn't show up for the invitations that should have come earlier in previous years.Bei Haoran reckoned that this year he might have to celebrate the New Year by himself.

But it doesn't matter, he might be happier living with the monkey and Tang Xiaoxiao than the well-mannered Kong family.

correct?What about Tang Xiaoxiao?Thinking of this, Bei Haoran suddenly shuddered. Usually at this time, he with a sweet mouth, didn't Brother Hao grow up long ago and Brother Hao short?After a night of cold war, still not making a sound?

Bei Haoran touched the living room and found that Tang Xiaoxiao was sleeping under the sofa cushions with his butt pouted, he was relieved immediately.

To be honest, he just thought the ginseng doll was stolen.

Witnessing all this, Xiao Tiantian shook her head, feeling that the little master was so stupid.

Bei Haoran went to wash up lightly, and when he looked in the mirror, he was startled by the dark circles on his face, and he was even more puzzled.However, he finished all this as quickly as possible, and when he went out, he took the gorgeous princess dress with him.

In the entire room, there were only two living creatures left.The monkey crawled into the cage slowly, was quiet for a while, and then tentatively made a face at Tang Xiaoxiao.

Hey, no response!

Xiao Tiantian turned around, pouted her red buttocks, and made a provocative sound.

Hee, still no response!

This time, Xiao Tiantian became more daring, she put her finger in her mouth, let out a loud monkey fart, and laughed wildly with joy.When she had had enough fun, she turned around and considered whether to step out of the cage door and pinch that little bitch.

As a result, the moment she stretched out her claws, without any warning, the little figure on the sofa suddenly grew bigger like dough.The six-inch-long height became 1.8 meters.

Britney screamed, jumped back into the cage, and locked the cage door by the way.

Tang Xiaoxiao frowned uncomfortably, stretched her slender legs back, rolled off the sofa, and accidentally hit the corner of her right forehead.

"Uh... hiss..." He gasped in pain and woke up, "Xiao Tiantian, shut up!" After sucking too much blood last night, Tang Xiaoxiao's head was swollen, so he found a place Just fell asleep, and at this moment, Xiao Tiantian's screaming made his head hurt.

He stood up with the coffee table, took two steps, and suddenly felt something was wrong, why did the room get smaller?

After a while, Tang Xiaoxiao looked at her palm, then at her long legs, came to her senses, and screamed along with Xiao Tiantian: "Ah! I've recovered! I've recovered! The blood of stupid human beings is so good! !Ahahahaha...I want to run away from home!"

This was originally planned by him. After recovering his vitality, he left Bei Haoran and wandered alone in the human world. Anyway, he knew the inexplicable unspoken rules of human beings, and he was not afraid of others finding out that he was a zombie.When he has had enough fun, he will go home to find his parents and brag in front of them about how wonderful he is and how much he has seen in the world. He: "Xiao Xiao, let me tell my brother one more time, what about the subway, can it really travel underground?"

Every time Tang Xiaoxiao thought of this, she couldn't help laughing out loud.

As for Bei Haoran?What kind of onion is he?Force yourself to wear girl clothes, so don't remember him!

When Tang Xiaoxiao did it, he immediately rushed into the bedroom and picked out two of the latest and best-looking clothes to put on himself.Bei Haoran is a little taller than him, at 1.8 meters three, but the clothes he bought are one size fits all, so they fit Tang Xiaoxiao well.Tang Xiaoxiao stood in front of the mirror and turned around twice. She was so smug, and felt that she was even more beautiful than Hua Zelei on TV.

"Bye bye, Xiao Tiantian, don't miss me!" Tang Xiaoxiao blew a kiss, which made Xiao Tiantian close her eyes in fright.

"Hmph, no energy!" Tang Xiaoxiao made a grimace, peeked out through the cat's eyes, saw no one outside, slowly turned the doorknob with the palm of his hand, and in the next second - the beautiful cotton coat collapsed immediately, The doorknob flicked back.

The door was locked by Bei Haoran from the outside.People, turned into Xiaoliucun again.

Tang Xiaoxiao crawled out of the pile of clothes in disgrace, sat on the fur collar and felt it carefully for a while, then spit out a dirty word: "Your sister! With such a short amount of vitality, you make me a big ass? Fortunately Don't go out, or you will be killed!"

But what about these two clothes?He can't take it back.Tang Xiaoxiao looked worried at the clothes under her feet, and then slowly shifted her gaze to Xiao Tiantian.

Xiao Tiantian: "Why do you have an ominous premonition?"

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When Bei Haoran came back with big bags and small bags, as soon as he entered the door, he tripped over the clothes at the door and ate shit.The bought couplets, blessing characters, and fresh pork were scattered all over the floor.

"Brother Hao! It's Xiao Tiantian..." Tang Xiaoxiao took the opportunity to separate the relationship.

As a result, Bei Haoran rubbed his knees and got up from the ground: "Of course I know it's her! You can't carry these clothes! Sweetie! You are still so naughty during Chinese New Year, I will punish you not to eat today!"

Bei Haoran rushed over, searched out all the unfinished fruits and peanuts in the cage, and locked them in the cabinet.

Britney: "??????"

Tang Xiaoxiao leaned on the sofa, took a sip of Pepsi, watched the urban mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama on TV, and expressed her opinion openly: "Brother Hao, the girls who marry you in the future will be blessed, and there will be no evil mother-in-law to oppress you." Come on, you can do whatever you want."

Bei Haoran, who was cleaning things, had black lines all over his head, walked over, and switched the TV to the sports channel: "Little thing, stop watching these mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas!"

Little Thief Tang secretly rolled his eyes, and said to himself, you care about me?

As a result, Bei Haoran touched his round head and took out a piece of clothing from his pocket.

"Hey, I asked Grandma Zhou next door to change the dress yesterday." Bei Haoran looked at him, "Grandma Zhou worked as a tailor, and her craftsmanship is good. I asked her to throw away the lace and crystal patches, and cut the skirt into Jumpsuit, do you want to try it?"

Tang Xiaoxiao stared at the bright purple trousers for a moment, "You...what? Didn't you really do it on purpose before?"

"Am I that kind of person?" Bei Haoran felt that the child's thinking was a little weird, and said casually, "Okay, quickly take off the gloves and put them on again, I still have to post couplets!"

Tang Xiaoxiao hid behind the cushion and changed his clothes. After a while, he admired the gay purple in front of the mirror for a while, thinking that this color suits him well, making him look mysterious and noble.

As a result, the little zombie was in a much better mood, humming and walking around the room.

"Go to the sofa, I'm cleaning! Don't get your clothes dirty." Bei Haoran, who was wearing a mask, carried him onto the sofa.

Tang Xiaoxiao sat in the palm of his hand, tilted her head and thought, stupid human being, since you are so kind to me, then I will remember you as an onion, don't worry, I will never forget you.

The author has something to say:

Bei Haoran: Then I really thank you?