stole a little zombie

Bei Haoran rushed to Fat Brother's pet shop with the bottle in his arms, and shouted as soon as he entered the door: "Fat Brother! Fat Brother! What should I do if the pet is full? Do you have any medicine here?"

Fat Brother came out wearing a mask: "Don't make any noise, I'm doing a SPA for Corgi here! Find a place to wait."

It was only then that Bei Haoran noticed that there were other people in the store. There was a gentle brother wearing glasses who was reading a magazine. Hearing this, he raised his head to look at Bei Haoran and said hello.

"Hello." Bei Haoran replied dryly, sitting opposite to the little brother, looking into the backpack from time to time.

Tang Xiaoxiao's complexion was getting worse and worse, and she was rubbing her stomach and humming inwardly.

"I just heard you say that the pet is full?" The little brother may feel a little embarrassed by the silence, gently pushed down his glasses, and said.

Bei Haoran nodded, his attitude was a bit perfunctory.

"What do you raise?" The little brother asked with interest.

Bei Haoran thought for a while: "Monkey."

"Monkey? This is not common!" The little brother became more interested, and gave Bei Haoran advice, "However, monkeys are like humans. If it is full, you can treat it according to human methods. Give it a rub Stomach, coax it, eat some Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets or something. It’s not a big deal to be full, the pet will be punished, and it will learn to behave in the future.”

Bei Haoran was stunned, Tang Xiaoxiao was more human than Xiao Tiantian, this method should work, right?Why didn't I think of it just now?

So, he thanked him and ran away in a hurry.

The key turned twice in the keyhole and opened the door. Bei Haoran happened to meet the eyes of Xiao Tiantian who was lying on the sofa and eating bananas.

"Squeak!" Xiao Tiantian squeaked angrily, and got into the cage to engage in a cold war.

Bei Haoran twitched the corners of his mouth, and shouted deliberately: "If you have backbone, don't eat bananas, I bought them!"

Bang, the remaining half of the banana was immediately smashed by Xiao Tiantian.

Bei Haoran lowered his head to dodge, but he didn't hit it. He patted his head: "Do you understand this?! Tang Xiaoxiao, is Xiaotiantian going to become a genius?"

Tang Xiaoxiao squinted her eyes and hummed, the accumulated food in her stomach bumped back and forth restlessly, and she didn't have the energy to answer such insane questions.

"Take care of you later!" Bei Haoran put down a non-threatening warning, found a small blanket from the room, and put Tang Xiaoxiao on it solemnly.

"Come on, take the medicine." He ground the Jianweixiaoshi tablet into powder, mixed it in warm water, and planned to feed it to Tang Xiaoxiao.

Tang Xiaoxiao turned his head weakly: "What is the medicine?"

"It's just..." Bei Haoran froze, "It's a good thing that can help people replenish their vitality! You're full now, try it?"

Tang Xiaoxiao looked at him suspiciously, her stomach bulging like a hill, after a long while, she finally opened her mouth and began to sip slowly.

"Sweet and sour, it's quite delicious." Tang Xiaoxiao smacked his lips and commented.

Bei Haoran turned on the TV, and while watching a variety show, he massaged Tang Xiaoxiao's belly with his fingertips. The fingertips were hot, and he went round and round to relieve his feeling of bloating and nausea.After pressing it like this for a while, Tang Xiaoxiao felt better and let out a long hiccup.

"Why is your stomach so cold?" Bei Haoran asked curiously.

Shouldn't ginseng dolls be warm?According to some legends, even in winter, ginseng dolls only run around in red bellybands, so they shouldn't be cold.

"I'm not cooked yet, so maybe it needs to be scalded?" Tang Xiaoxiao suffered from a minor illness, and his temper also became violent, and he was impatient and pretended to be cute.

Bei Haoran raised his eyebrows, and covered him with a small blanket.

"You have a good rest." Bei Haoran glanced at the phone, "I have to go to work, wait a moment, I will move you to the bedroom, close the door, Xiao Tiantian can't bully you."

This arrangement is very appropriate, but Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at the laughing TV, and finally couldn't help asking: "What is that?"

"Television." Bei Haoran found that it was really difficult to explain these modern terms to a little elf, "The things in it are all fake... Illusion, you know?"

Tang Xiaoxiao's neck stiffened and she nodded.

"You just pretend that there is an illusion inside, and it's good to watch the excitement." Since Tang Xiaoxiao wanted to watch TV, Bei Haoran had no choice but to lock Xiao Tiantian in the bedroom. When he got to the sofa, he told Tang Xiaoxiao, "If you lose your energy, go and lie down in the soil."

Tang Xiaoxiao groaned, without blinking, and focused on watching the TV.

It's a bit like a kid who is addicted to iPads and mobile phones. He is still very quiet and doesn't know how to bluff.

Bei Haoran unconsciously showed a fatherly smile, thinking, if he has a son in the future, if he can grow up to be like Tang Xiaoxiao, he will be Amitabha.A long time later, when Bei Haoran discovered Tang Xiaoxiao's true face, he suddenly looked back and suddenly felt that he was really a bit of an idiot at this time.

Hearing the sound of Bei Haoran closing the door, Tang Xiaoxiao immediately jumped up, grabbed the remote control, and followed Bei Haoran's example to press buttons to jump to the platform. After watching each TV program for a few minutes, he immediately changed it.

"Welcome to continue to watch our Zhiyong Dachao, this time the prize is sponsored by the 'Good Boss' range hood..."

"The Chinese and Vietnamese police jointly detected a major drug trafficking case, and 56 criminals..."

"Daoming Temple! You idiot! Should I go or not? I'm doing your shit..."

"A new stage, a new dream, this winter, "Come on Boy" will bring you..."

"Today, let's talk about the part that everyone is most looking forward to. Is Zhuge Liang really as powerful as he said in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? Actually..."

"Empress, you have to get rid of the roots! Concubine Li, that bitch, isn't she hurting you enough..."

……

The secret picture scroll of the human world unfolds slowly in Tang Xiaoxiao's indifferent but focused eyes.

A few days later, Tang Xiaoxiao took the initiative to ask Bei Haoran to take her out.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Bei Haoran was a little surprised, "Is the TV not good-looking, or the phone is not fun? It's so good, why go out?"

"I..." Tang Xiaoxiao started acting cute again, and said in a childish voice on purpose, "Brother Hao, my body hasn't recovered yet, so I can't make ginseng wine for you for the time being. But, Xiaoxiao can help you buy antiques." , These days, Xiaoxiao reads the column of Appreciating Treasures, and finds that antiques are worth a lot of money! Brother Hao, Xiaoxiao wants to help you make money." Then I moved to the big house where Daoming Temple lives, and found someone to wait on me and buy them for me. A lot of delicious food and fun.By the way, I still want to buy a lot of gorgeous and expensive coffins, and lie in them to sleep every day.

"No way." Bei Haoran shook his head while washing rice.

"Why!" Tang Xiaoxiao stomped her foot, her voice sank unconsciously.

"Because it's the annual holiday! The antique street is closed, and it won't open until after the Lantern Festival." Bei Haoran scratched Tang Xiaoxiao's nose with a wet finger, "You, these days, you are concentrating on staying at home to recover from your injuries Right. By the way, the courier on the table is the winter clothes I bought for you, take it apart and have a look, I can’t move my hands.”

"For me?" Tang Xiaoxiao suddenly raised his head.

"That's right! You almost took off your gloves, and if you don't get these clothes, you'll have to run around during the Chinese New Year." Bei Haoran wiped off the water in the rice cooker and started cooking.

With a swish, Tang Xiaoxiao jumped from the stove to the handle of the cupboard, then jumped from the handle of the cupboard to the top of the trash can, and finally landed on the ground, running towards the living room with both feet kicking.

Xiao Tiantian, who had been sulking for a few days, was coaxed back by the little master. She was playing with building block toys in the cage at the moment. Seeing Tang Xiaoxiao's joy, she couldn't help looking over curiously.

I saw Tang Xiaoxiao rushing up to the tea table quickly, not bothering to find the scissors, she showed her claws and tore the packaging bag to pieces, then lifted her bright purple collar and shook——

"Squeak, creak..." Xiao Tiantian stopped playing with her toys, and held her belly in the cage, screaming and rolling.

The excitement on Tang Xiaoxiao's face was gone, his face was ashen, and he screamed: "Ah—Brother Hao, what the hell did you buy me?!"

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Bei Haoran rushed out of the kitchen with a knife in his hand, thinking that something serious had happened.

In the end, he saw Tang Xiaoxiao wearing a gorgeous princess dress, staring at him with red eyes, his expression full of shame and inexplicable accusations.

"How could this be?" Bei Haoran was also stunned, and quickly took out his mobile phone to contact customer service.

Little quilt: "Are you there? Are you there?"

Little quilt: "Is anyone there? Did you send me the wrong item?"

Little Quilt: "Hello? Hello?"

No one answered, it seems that the customer service staff also went home for the New Year.

Bei Haoran had no choice but to click into the store, wanting to see if he had missed something, but suddenly found that under the huge signboard "Sister Juan and Sister Nan's Handmade Workshop", there was a line of small characters saying, Barbie dolls, puppet dolls, SD doll women's clothing customization.

Fuck!Was I blind then?Bei Haoran was so guilty that he couldn't even hold the knife steadily.

"That... this..." Bei Haoran decided to pretend to be stupid and deceive others, "This is the clothes for your children! What's the matter? It's pretty pretty, come here, I'll change it for you, it must be very beautiful... No, no, it's handsome!"

"Do you think I'm stupid? These are for girls!" Tang Xiaoxiao became furious and threw the clothes at Bei Haoran's feet.

Xiao Tiantian was shaking the railing in the cage, laughing uncontrollably.

You fucking shut up!Bei Haoran winked at Xiao Tiantian angrily, but the little beast didn't cooperate at all.

"It's so cold, why don't we just wear it at home?" Bei Haoran picked up the skirt and squatted on the ground to discuss with Tang Xiaoxiao, "I'll find another store to buy you a few more after the new year is over." pieces, okay?"

A scholar can be killed but cannot be humiliated, Tang Xiaoxiao felt that this stupid human being might have done it on purpose!Deliberately buy a princess dress!Deliberately humiliate him and watch him laugh!He pursed his lips, tears fell one by one, and he couldn't tell whether he was really crying or fake crying.

"Oh, don't cry, I'll think of a way, I'll think of a way." Bei Haoran almost knelt down.

Hmph, not rare!

Tang Xiaoxiao turned her back to him, and decided to follow Xiao Tiantian's example and engage in a protracted cold war.

Bei Haoran scratched his eyebrows, looking worried at the colorful princess dress covered with lace and fake crystal patches in his hand, what should we do now?

The author has something to say:

Tang Xiaoxiao: Bei Haoran, are you a pervert?

Bei Haoran: Hey, hey, don't ruin my reputation in front of readers!

Tang Xiaoxiao: The first gift you gave me was a lace princess dress!Tell me, do you like girls with guns?

Bei Haoran: ...

Bei Haoran: I like boys with guns, okay?

(Hey, it’s my birthday, I came back to write this chapter, it’s even later, I’m sorry.)