Scumbag, he is soft and sweet

New Year's Day is on Monday, and the holiday is closed every six days, so the party is scheduled for the 29th.

It was a Friday and the weather was wonderful, especially in the morning.The sky is a clean azure blue that is rare to see in the city. The farther away the place, the purer the blue, and large white clouds float leisurely in the sky.The temperature is also the highest day in the past week, and even the north wind blowing outside is not so biting.

It hasn't snowed in the past three days, the road is dry, only the snow that has been swept away is piled up in the corners, and the snow is already a little dirty, which dispels Mi Xun and dragged Yu Ji out for a walk, made a snowball, and talked with Yu Ji was thinking about snowball fights.

But in the big recess after the second class in the morning, Mi Xun still grabbed Yu Ji's arm and dragged Yu Ji out of the classroom, "I'm bored in the classroom every day, and I don't breathe fresh air. You can't breathe Know whose mouth exhaled N-hand mixed air."

Yu Ji: "..."

It's time to put the plan of cultivating Mi Xun's language literacy on the agenda, Yu Ji thought, how did his cute cub manage to describe it as disgustingly unventilated in one sentence.

"Sitting for a long time is not good." Mi Xun tugged on Yu Ji's sleeve and went downstairs, "Do you know why 80.00% of modern people have hemorrhoids? .The flower is always in a state of hyperemia."

Yu Ji: "..."

So, why does his family know so much about butts?

Mi Xun didn't know Yu Ji's surprise at all, and was still doing science popularization, "Apes walk on all fours, and we walk upright. Due to the relationship between gravity, our buttocks and feet are particularly stressed. Especially the buttocks, modern people sit The time spent standing is much more than the time standing, the most important thing."

After saying this, Mi Xun looked at Yu Ji eagerly, apparently seeking praise.Yu Ji understood Mi Xun's meaning, but he probably didn't keep up with his head, and accidentally let out what was in his heart, "Then you are still with me, isn't it more unfriendly to the ass."

Yu Ji didn't have the nerve to say something about chrysanthemum, so he pointed to the butt in general.

Mi Xun stared at Yu Ji for two seconds, then sneered, turned and went upstairs, and went straight back to work.

Yu Ji was brought back to his senses by Mi Xun's 'hehe'. Knowing that he had made a slip of the tongue, he touched his nose and silently followed Mi Xun back to work.

After lunch, the students began to decorate the classroom.Compared with previous years, this year's layout is a little cruder, after all, the students don't have time to go out and buy decorations.

But the snacks are richer than any other year.

The head teacher paid out of his own pocket and went to KFC to order delicious food for each student.The three takeaway guys brought them all together.At that time, the spectacular scene of the students in Class [-] going down to get takeaway food was posted on the post bar for a long time.

Originally, the security guards came out to stop him, but fortunately, the class teacher followed behind.The security guard went back as soon as he saw the head teacher.The students yelled, "Damn it! Why didn't the teacher ignore the takeaway order! It's so unfair!"

Holding ten cups of coffee, the homeroom teacher said with a smile, "Do you think it's unfair? Why don't you send them all back?"

The provocative boy: "...!"

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the party of class nine began.

The head teacher made a brief introduction, and then each student came up to say a few words, according to their student numbers.A temporary decision made by the head teacher caught off guard stumped the students, and at this time the benefits of having a later student number were revealed.

The first one to go up was a male classmate named Xu Chenyang. He was still in a daze, and he even performed an impromptu poetry recitation when he really didn't know what to say.

The homeroom teacher couldn't laugh or cry, "Don't hold it like that, just chat casually, talk about your dreams, ideals, what you want to do in the future, and any plans."

"A plan..." Xu Chenyang rubbed his nose, thought for a while, and then asked, "Teacher, can you say anything?"

The head teacher nodded, "Speak freely."

Xu Chenyang was shy for two seconds, "I want to find a girlfriend before graduation."

Boys: "Woo~"

"Fuck, get out! You don't understand the situation!" Xu Chenyang waved his hands, "My family has a tradition. If you go to college and don't have a date, the seven aunts and eight aunts will enthusiastically start matching you up."

"My brother is only a sophomore this year, and he was forced to go on a blind date during the summer vacation. At that time, we were playing in the league, and I lost, so I went on a blind date instead of him. Damn it, it's so embarrassing!"

The head teacher was a little curious, "Why are you embarrassed?"

"My brother told me to take the initiative. I also know that a man should take the initiative. Then on the day of the blind date, I took the initiative to find a topic. I asked the girl, what lipstick do you like, girl?" The child shook her head, and I asked her again, what brand of bags do you like? The girl still shook her head, and I was devastated. I asked her what skin care products do you like, and the girl told me that she likes plain makeup. Just wash your face with water and it's gone!"

Speaking of this, Xu Chenyang wanted to cry, "It's so embarrassing, this is completely different from Mi Scumbag's illustrated book, girls don't like makeup!"

Mi Xun, who was caught off guard by his name, looked innocent, and Yu Ji said calmly, "There are no absolutes in this world."

The head teacher suppressed a smile and waved, "Okay, okay, next one."

The next one was Tai Weijun. He stood on the podium and said in a disdainful tone, "The king ranks Xingyao, the skin is V8, don't call me the bronze bureau in the usual class." After saying this, it was Straight down.

"I am the strongest king, did I say anything?!" Xu Chenyang yelled.

"Ho~tui!" His deskmate pouted at him, "What the hell are you daydreaming about?"

Tai Weijun shook his index finger, "No, I mean, everyone here is talking about spicy chicken!"

"Next……"

The class teacher's forehead was twitching, he had just entered Xingyao's rank of king, what could he say?

"My name is Zhuo Min. The sky is cool and cool, and the mysterious and energetic Min." Zhuo Min folded his hands in front of him, "It's a pleasure to meet you in the last days of high school, and I hope you can get what you want in the future , to get into the ideal university.” After speaking, he bowed and got off the podium.

Mi Xun's student number was behind Zhuo Min, and the two happened to be walking face to face, and when they passed each other, Mi Xun tilted his head slightly and smiled, Zhuo Min was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed too.

With Zhuo Min's smile, it seemed that his whole body jumped out of the rigid atmosphere and became lively.

"Mi Xun, male, likes to study."

As soon as the words came out, the people below started booing, Mi Xun raised his eyebrows, and slapped the table to calm everyone down and listen to him talk about ideals.

"The short-term goal is to pass the exam. As for the ideal...there are many, and they change over time." Mi Xun tilted his head, "When I was young, I said that I wanted to be a scientist when I grew up, but it might be difficult to realize this. The ideal is freedom."

"In the future, you can do whatever you want, and don't do what you don't want to do. This is my ideal."

Yu Ji's student number is one of the last in the class, and his speech is very short and emotional, it is his rare sensational moment:

"I hope that in the future, I can get along with people who are not tired, live a hundred kinds of life in my imagination, and be with everything I like." Yu Ji stood on the podium, tall and tall, looking at Mi Xun , slowly said the last sentence, "I will not be alone."

Mi Xun felt that his ears were a little hot.

It was five o'clock, and the class teacher turned off the speakers in the classroom on purpose, because the principal would speak on the radio at five o'clock.The students were stunned by the head teacher's operation. The head teacher coughed uncomfortably, waved his hands and said, "As for the fuss, keep it secret and continue."

……

The last person who went up to give a speech was the head teacher himself:

"When I was young, I loved watching Jin Yong's martial arts, and I would imagine that I would experience the passionate youth in the future, laughing and crying, having brothers and women, being chivalrous and courageous, and then slowly growing into a different adult."

"However, the reality is that the youthful life I really experienced was very ordinary. The countdown to the college entrance examination was approaching, and the countless test papers covered almost everything, and then I finally integrated into the world of adults either actively or passively."

"There are unexpected embarrassments, and there are also letting things go." The class teacher tilted his head slightly, "Although I finally became an ordinary adult, although this life will still be ordinary, but the experience is precious."

"Wang Xiaobo said, 'I live in this world, I just want to understand some truths and meet some interesting things. If I can do what I want, my life will be considered a success'," the head teacher chuckled, "It will be a new year soon. , in the coming year, you will draw an end to the previous 12 years of hard study, in the first half of the year, you will bid farewell to the familiar environment, and then in the second half of the year, you will make new mentors and helpful friends."

"Finally, I hope that you will live a brilliant life in the last few days of this year, and you will still have a gentle life in the coming year. Your beautiful life has just begun. I wish you a bright future and all the success in the future."

As soon as the voice fell, the bell rang at 06:30 for the end of evening self-study get out of class. At this time, it was already dark outside the window.

The head teacher smiled, "Students, let's see you next year."

"Teacher, see you next year!"

"Happy New Years to you!"

The last party of high school came to an end.

"Tomorrow of Keswell" said: In fact, the real farewell, there is no long pavilion and ancient road, and there is no persuading you to drink a glass of wine. It is just a morning like usual, and some people stayed in yesterday.

It was not until many years later that the students realized that the head teacher's phrase "I wish you a bright future" had already meant a separation.

Just like "mountains and rivers meet each other", since then the mountains and rivers are far away, we meet mountains and water, but it is difficult to meet each other.

After the New Year's Day holiday, Zhuo Min didn't come to school anymore. When someone asked, the homeroom teacher mentioned that Zhuo Min was preparing for the SAT test recently.

Zhuo Min applied for an undergraduate degree in the United States. Since he has not yet graduated from high school, he needs to submit GPA, and then there are various things such as application form, recommendation letter, essay and resume, etc. All in all, he is very busy.

I heard the students sigh, saying that this academic bully is capricious, unlike them, the college entrance examination was so good in the past, if you say retake a year, you will retake it for a year, and now you are halfway through the exam, you can study abroad if you say you want to study abroad, you really do whatever you want It's enviable.

Do whatever you want, don’t do whatever you don’t want to do, Mi Xun is right, this is the greatest happiness and freedom in life!

The students were envious and jealous, so they went to study separately. Under the pressure of the third year of high school, the sudden joining or sudden departure of someone will not cause too many ripples.

Later, when Zhuo Min got an offer from a foreign university and got on a plane to the United States, he took the initiative to contact Mi Xun again.

After many days of chatting, the content was very plain, and Mi Xun and Zhuo Min were talking about scenes.

Polite and alienated.

Zhuo Min saw all this in his eyes, but he didn't feel any resignation in his heart.

People are responsible for their own decisions and choices, and he has always known, or understood, that the so-called Future and Mi Xun may not be able to repay his "willfulness".

But so what, Zhuo Min thought, at least at the moment and this second when he made the decision, he felt it was worth it, and that was enough.

After Zhuo Min finally said goodbye to Mi Xun, he deleted the chat box.

Since then, for more than [-] years, the two chatted very rarely.

Once Mi Xun got married, once Zhuo Min married himself, and once was a 20-year reunion of classmates in the class. Mi Xun, as the only person in Class 17 Class [-] who could contact Zhuo Min, asked about Zhuo Min's reunion as a matter of routine. Whether to participate or not, Zhuo Min did not go because he was not in China.

In his heart, Zhuo Min doesn't feel that he is a classmate in the class.

In fact, no matter whether he was in the original ninth class or the half year of re-research, Zhuo Min's sense of presence in these two ninth classes is actually not too strong.

In other words, he himself has never wanted to integrate into these two classes.

The root of it is that Zhuo Min is still cold in his bones, except for his family and Mi Xun, he actually refuses to have contact with other people.

① It is not to enjoy loneliness.In fact, how can anyone like to be alone, just don't make friends randomly, that will only lead to disappointment.

[The author has something to say]: ① Haruki Murakami

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