Scumbag, he is soft and sweet

A few days before the start of the cultural festival, the head teacher held another quiz on physics, the main test was the model questions he had explained in detail before.

Mi Xun did well in the exam. He only missed two of the three conveyor belt experimental questions, and it was all because he didn't consider the problem of static friction. Mi Xun was a little distressed. He fell into the same trap repeatedly, and seemed to be stupid. of.

This time Yu Ji didn't comfort him, but downloaded a lot of questions like this from the Internet, major questions, experiments, single choice, multiple choice, fragmentary real questions from various places over the years collected two full papers.

When meeting at the milk tea shop to study on Sunday, Mi Xun was almost sullen, watching Yu Ji put the neatly folded papers in front of him.

Yu Ji said that this is called the Sea of ​​Questions tactic, as the saying goes, practice makes perfect, muscles have memory, the more you write, the accuracy rate will naturally increase, no static friction, dynamic friction, no friction can be forgotten!

Mi Xun: "...!"

He suspected that Yu Ji wanted to write him to death so that he could find someone else :)

The two eight-fold papers were still head-to-head. Mi Xun felt that he might have to finish it. Although he resisted physically and mentally, he still did it all carefully. After two and a half hours, after finishing the questions, Mi Xun was very hungry. , the brain continues to supply blood.

But the king paid off, Mi Xun really remembered the friction issue after that, not just the conveyor belt, but everything that needs to be considered friction, Mi Xun never forgot again, it can be regarded as an unintentional intervention.

In the next day, it will be another year's cultural festival around the sea. In the morning, the students began to discuss and share their talent projects for the cultural festival.

"When I was in junior high school, I was very good at sports. Every year in the sports meeting, everyone I signed up for would have a ranking, either first or second." Tai Weijun put the cardboard box in his arms on his desk, and there seemed to be something in it. A lot of things made a bang.

Mi Xun dragged Yu Ji over to join in the fun, just in time for Mi Zhao to help Tai Weijun sort out the trophies and certificates.

"So many?!" Mi Xun was surprised. There were three sports meets in junior high school, but he picked one up and took a look. Under the base of the trophy was written: September 2015... Putting down the trophy, Mi Xun casually picked up a stack of certificates Take one out of the box, and the certificate begins: Tai Weijun was awarded the Mathematics Award for the Junior Group of our school in September 9...

Mi Xun: "..."

He took it casually, and it turned out that one was in the first grade of high school, the other was in the second and third grades of elementary school, and he was awarded a single subject in mathematics... No wonder the colors of the certificates are not so bright.

Tai Weijun seemed to know that his 'secret' had been discovered, so he was very embarrassed, "Can you still do it, don't keep getting caught by others, what have you prepared for yourself?"

"That's right, what are you preparing, don't tell me it's an oil painting again?" Xu Chuanqi shook a plastic-covered chemistry paper in his hand, "Can you show some kindness! Look at me!"

What Xu Chuanqi held in his hand was his highest chemistry test score so far, with a score of 90.5.

When the results were announced, Xu Chuanqi was so excited that he almost cried with joy, and then the paper was sealed in his precious plastic. Every time before the monthly exam, he had to say goodbye to bless himself to get a high score again, although it seemed like a fart. no.

Mi Xun sneered, and before he announced his "masterpiece" with a proud face, Mi Zhao, who was a "brother control", protected him first and made a sound. Mi Zhao responded domineeringly to Xu Chuanqi, "Just one 90 The test papers to be divided, as many as the test papers with this score, I will just be you as a treasure and cut it."

The bald head grinningly poked at the tablemate who was very angry, "Chuanzi, don't ask you for this when you come back and wait for the college entrance examination, it doesn't work, you ask daddy, daddy has a [-]-point score. "

Xu Chuanqi slapped the paw off the bald head, "Who the hell allowed you to poke my kidney! How can your younger brothers and sisters see this beautiful world if you poke it!"

Seeing the two wrestling into a ball, Tai Weijun continued to bring back the topic of running away, "Hey, seriously, what are you preparing for?"

Mi Zhao also watched Mi Xun. To be honest, he was also curious. Living under the same roof, he really didn't know his brother's works.Mi Xun did a very good job of keeping secrets. He just said to a few people with a mysterious face, "Shh, the secret must not be leaked. Anyway, it is very unexpected. Create a suspense. You will see it at noon. When the time comes, Tsk tsk tsk, it will definitely shock the jaws of all of you!"

Seeing that Mi Xun was so confident, several people became even more curious, but Mi Xun just kept silent.

"Yu Ji, what are you preparing?" Zhuo Min, who was listening quietly at the side without interrupting, suddenly brought the topic to Yu Ji, who was also as quiet as a chicken.

Tai Weijun removed the cardboard box, grinning out of shape, "That's right, Mi Zhao's brother-in-law, why don't you copy the Diamond Sutra by hand again like last year?"

"Brother-in-law, you uncle!" Mi Zhao pushed Tai Weijun, "Believe it or not, I'll take your certificate as toilet paper!"

Tai Weijun shrugged indifferently, "If you don't mind stabbing your ass, please go."

Mi Zhao is angry.

Yu Ji, who was the subject of the topic, remained silent, and Mi Xun also silently looked at Yu Ji, and slowly let go of his hand...

Originally, it was just a question from Tai Weijun jokingly, but Yu Ji's stiffer posture and strange silence actually showed that Tai Weijun's words came true...

"I rely on!"

Xu Chuanqi and the bald head stopped beating, and Qi Qi was shocked, "Did you really copy the Diamond Sutra?!"

Yu Ji stretched out his arm and held Mi Xun's hand again, then pursed his lips, and denied it concisely:

"No."

"I copied the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra this year."

Mi Xun shook off Yu Ji's hand.

The other five people: "..."

——It's awesome, it's a talent!

They really have no prejudice against the profound Buddhist scriptures, they have always respected them, but this cultural festival, Yu Ji displayed handwritten scriptures for two consecutive years, which is really a bit... unexpected.