Scumbag, he is soft and sweet

The next day, at two o'clock in the afternoon, Yu Ji flew back to the city.

Mi Xun didn't do anything all morning, he just looked at himself in the mirror, looked up at his watch from time to time, and prepared to rush out of the house when the time came, and ran to the airport to pick up someone.

That can't wait posture has a bit of a taste of being a little different than a newlywed.

When eating at noon, Mi Xun held his mobile phone and did not let go, which made Mi Zhao very upset, "Brother~ I want to eat chicken legs~"

Mi Xun typed with his hands clattering, and lowered his head without even looking at his jealous younger brother, "You eat."

Mi Zhao: "..." :)

Belatedly, Mi Xun remembered Mi Zhao's picky eaters that made people complain. He clicked his tongue, picked up the chopsticks, picked up a big chicken leg and put it on his plate, and used the tip of the chopsticks to poke the skin of the chicken leg a little bit.

The phone vibrated twice, and Mi Xun, who was poking the skin of the chicken leg, stopped immediately, holding the chopsticks with one hand and maintaining the poking motion, while typing rapidly with the other hand.

The screen is quite large, and fortunately Mi Xun's fingers are long and flexible enough that typing with one hand does not affect the speed.

Mi Zhao waited for half a minute, and after Mi Xun sent the last message, he snatched the phone just in time.

Then he was not surprised to see his brother chatting with Yu Ji on Wechat, and the note also showed that the other party was typing:

【—Yu Meijing: If you have 1000 yuan】

【—Yu Meijing: Your boyfriend asks you to borrow two hundred, and your ex-boyfriend asks you to borrow four hundred】

【—Yu Meijing: How much money do you have left?】

【—Zai Zai: Twenty】

【—Zai Zai: I want to know why】

【—Yu Meijing: I don’t know, why?】

【—Zai Zai: Because I will give you all 980】

【—Yu Meijing: How about 20 more?】

[—Zai Zai: Buy yourself a washboard, reflect on why your ex-boyfriend can still contact me]

【—Zai Zai: I deserve to have 1000 yuan】

【—Zai Zai: I'm not worthy】

【—Zai Zai: I only deserve to have a washboard that is comfortable to kneel on (:3」ㄥ).】

【—Zai Zai: Do you see the standard of my kneeling (˙▽˙)】

So flirty, really.

Mi Zhao was dumbfounded. Has his brother been humbled to this extent in this relationship?

At the same time, on the plane, Yu Ji looked at Mi Xun's answer and slowly typed three question marks.This kind of answer is too inconsistent with Mi Xun's personality, and the two of them are more or less the same in reverse.

The little sister sitting next to him leaned her head over and saw the chat records of the two of them. She let out a wow with an envious expression on her face, "Your girlfriend is too good at talking! Unlike my ..."

"It's a boyfriend." Yu Ji also turned his head and glanced at the chat records of the young lady. The exact same question, the answer of the young lady's partner can be said to have no desire to survive:

[—Old Goubi: If it fails. 】

The young lady sent a smile, and the other party softened her tone:

[—Old Goubi: Isn’t the salary paid to you every month... I have only less than [-] yuan in Alipay now...]

[—Old Dog Bi: Wife, give me some pocket money, the king released a new skin two days ago (T▽T)]

After hearing Yu Ji's answer, the young lady's expression froze for a moment, then she opened her eyes wide, her tone envious, her eyes glowing, "Is it so sweet to fall in love between men now?!"

"The world has changed... If I knew it, I wouldn't have asked you... Are you looking for abuse?" The young lady was in a trance, leaning on the back of the plane seat like a salted fish and not speaking.

"Sir and Madam, our plane is about to take off. During taxiing, for your personal safety, please turn off your mobile phone and fasten your seat belt. Thank you for your cooperation."

It's probably because it's rare to be able to sit with a handsome guy on the plane. The young lady was very enthusiastic at first, but now she looks like she has no love in her life.

On the other hand, Yu Ji was still wondering about Mi Xun's weird reply, and wondered if this was another shocking hole that Mi Xun had prepared for him.

On the other side, Mi Zhao was also asking Mi Xun the same question.

"Ah? Is there?" Mi Xun lowered his eyes and continued to peel Mi Zhao's big chicken drumstick, "It's okay, I just saw that Yu Ji was going to be mentally weak after being stimulated by me in the past two days, so I finally did it. I just thought about cooperating and cooperating to appease him."

When Mi Zhao heard this, he was even more puzzled, "Brother, why did you provoke Yu Ji? What did you do?"

"I just want to watch a short movie with him during the video." Mi Xun said confidently, "Who knew that he would react so violently and shyly throw away his phone. We are all adults, and we will only find out later when the arrow is on the line." If I don’t, wouldn’t that be more embarrassing!”

Mi Zhao: "..."

Just listening to it made me feel very shameless, and Mi Zhao even imagined the scene at that time... Tsk tsk tsk, the youngest must have been exciting!

On the contrary, it was Mi Xun who talked more and more enthusiastically. He took out the 128G USB flash drive from his trouser pocket, and slapped it on the table, "Would you like to see it, brother has a lot of resources."

Mi Zhao stared at the USB flash drive, as if looking at something scary.

"Hey, what kind of expression do you have!" Mi Xun threw the skinned chicken legs into Mi Zhao's bowl, "Do you know why there are incidents of female college students abandoning babies in the toilet every year? The evasive mentality of knowledge education. If you have no experience, you will be dumbfounded if you taste the forbidden fruit and cause irreparable consequences, you should!"

Mi Zhao felt that he should say something at this time, but he didn't know what he could say for a while.

So, I think what his brother said is quite right, but he is ashamed.

"Why do you discriminate against sex education so much..." Mi Xun poked Mi Zhao's forehead with the other end of his chopsticks, and asked in a low voice, "Do you know how to wear a condom? After eating I……"

Mi Zhao couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the chicken leg in the bowl and blocked Mi Xun's mouth, "My brother, please stop talking... Please!"

"Hmmmm!" Mi Xun freed his mouth, "Damn it, you almost choked me to death." He wiped his mouth with a paper, "Dad taught me, and my brother is obliged to teach you too. What's the matter?"

Mi Zhao was dumbfounded, "We...our dad?!"

——Holy shit, there’s something about Dad?!

Mi Xun raised his eyebrows, "Nonsense!"

He pointed at the USB flash drive, "Otherwise, there are so many 128G, where did I get it? My dad didn't pass it on to me."

"There are two types, you can pick and choose when you look at it." Mi Xun glanced at his watch, "Eat it yourself, I'm going to pick up Yu Ji, and eat outside with him. Let's go."

When Mi Zhao regained consciousness, Mi Xun had already left.

Mi Zhao realized later that he remembered that his parents told him not to let his brother go out, but seeing the closed door, he took a deep breath and cursed something in a low voice.

A little after two o'clock, Yu Ji's plane landed.

When Mi Xun waited until Yu Ji, Yu Ji was walking along the crowd with a big suitcase in one hand.

He hurriedly went up to take a pull, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a pretty young lady looking at him with green eyes. Mi Xun didn't know why, so he could only return an embarrassed yet polite smile.

Seeing that the young lady greeted Yu Ji when she left, Mi Xun squinted his eyes and asked Yu Ji, "Then who is the young lady?"

"She sat next to me on the plane." Yu Ji took Mi Xun's hand, paused, and explained, "It was she who urged me to send those weird questions, but she asked her boyfriend first. "

Mi Xun asked again with a smile, "Oh, what did the girl's partner say?"

Yu Ji was silent for a moment, and replied, "I'm not as good as you."

Mi Xun raised his tail proudly, "Of course I know it's better without me, I'm the best, how high is my EQ!"

Yu Ji rubbed Mi Xun's head and said nothing.

In fact, he agrees with it.

Mi Xun Romance has a sweet mouth, as long as he wants, he can coax anyone to find him, but at the same time, he is also heartless... Those exes who don't give up are good examples.

The suitcase was extraordinarily heavy, Mi Xun said it was thanks to his strength, and asked Yu Ji what he brought, why it was so heavy, when he obviously left with only a small suitcase that was not full.

"Books and papers, tutorial questions and the like." Yu Ji replied.

"What is it?" Mi Xun was shocked, he thought that Yu Ji brought something special from the capital, "What are you doing with these?"

"In my previous high school, I used my own questions. I couldn't buy them outside. The questions were all good, so I wanted to use them for you." Yu Ji tilted his head, and the corners of his mouth raised a slight arc, reminding him , "Don't forget our reward and punishment system for the start of school."

Mi Xun: "..."

md!

He picked up the suitcase, then shook his head silently, such a heavy suitcase... Alas, I only hope that after the third year of high school, his hair will still be there.

The two hired a car to go back to Yu Ji's house.

On the way, Mi Xun asked Yu Ji why he came back alone, and Yu Ji was silent for a while, "My dad is preparing for the wedding."

Yu Ji's mother...

Mi Xun pursed his lips and didn't ask any more questions, and the two of them stayed silent all the way home.

After getting off the car, the two of them pulled a large suitcase and turned into the alley.

There are many shade trees in the alley, and Mi Xun even saw a big bird's nest on a tree he couldn't name.

Green may really decompress. Back in the small alley, away from the fast-paced city center, I feel a lot more relaxed physically and mentally.

As he was walking, the silent Yu Ji suddenly looked down at his shoes, "My shoes were stepped on."

Without thinking too much, Mi Xun opened his mouth and said "I stepped on it".

Yu Ji raised his head and pulled Mi Xun, who was walking forward, back to him with all his strength, "Then why don't you kiss me?"

Mi Xun blinked, and it took him a few seconds to understand the meaning of Yu Ji's words.

Mom!

Mi Xun felt that he was caught off guard!

"Kiss, dear!"

Mi Xun put his arms around Yu Ji's neck, pressed Yu Ji's face to himself, kissed Yu Ji's thin lips twice, and when he backed away, he stuck out his tongue and licked Yu Ji's mouth, Yu Ji's lips were licked brightly.

Now Yu Ji is satisfied.

A few months ago, Mi Xun asked Yu Ji a question.

At that time, it was very popular to ask a stalker: Can I step on your aj and kiss you?

He also asked Yu Ji.

At that time, the two were not together, Yu Ji was eating, and he was not angry when his foot was stepped on, and he seriously answered Mi Xun about the scoring shoes, saying that if Mi Xun stepped on his Martin boots, it would not be allowed, because the Martin boots were too hard Yes, it will hurt your feet if you step on it.

At that time, Mi Xun just followed the trend and asked casually. He didn't expect Yu Ji to remember it until now.

I forgot where I saw a passage, saying yes, the most touching thing in a relationship is often not the precious gifts that the other party gave you, and the sense of ritual of how many WeChat large transfer red envelopes are sent to you during the holidays. some type of.

It's a subconscious thought.

Waking up from drowsiness, groping for your hand in a daze, bringing something delicious, fun, and beneficial to you, subconsciously bringing it back to you, adding clothes for you when it’s cold, and combing your hair when it’s windy...these The love hidden in the inadvertent little things is often the greatest romance in a relationship.

It was just a joke that he said casually, but Yu Ji remembered it seriously, and occasionally pulled out this joke to make himself happy.

Mi Xun thought, not only the face, but this is what makes Yu Ji's heart flutter the most.

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