Scumbag, he is soft and sweet
Chapter 64
For the behavior of the two, Tai Weijun's interpretation of this is: dog man man!
Yu Ji doesn't know how outsiders will comment. He is still thinking about how to motivate Mi Xun to study. After all, the third year of senior high school is coming soon, and last semester there are Chinese and Mathematics. , as well as various exams such as weekly exams and monthly exams.
I am still very busy with bits and pieces, and the pressure of studying is also high. I have already added one to the evening self-study alone.The only luck is probably that the weekend is still a weekend, but although the school time is less, the learning indicators remain the same.
Time is tight, tasks are heavy, and if you don't pay attention, you will fall behind. Mi Xun's current lazy state is absolutely unacceptable.
After thinking about it all night, Yu Ji informed Mi Xun of the incentive policy he had figured out.
Yes, that's right, notifications.
"The reward and punishment system of that bank card is void." Yu Ji took out a piece of ruled paper, and wrote while talking, "In the future, whether you do the questions correctly or not will be exchanged for... kisses."
Yu Ji pursed his lips, "Party A: Yu Ji, Party B: Mi Xun, the duration of the reward and punishment system: the entire third year of high school. The system treaty stipulates: During the duration of the system, Party B will pay Party B a kiss as a reward for every correct question... ..."
Mi Xun, who had been leaning against the wall with his mobile phone in his arms, suddenly became interested. He raised his ears, raised his hands, and actively asked, "If Party B does a wrong question, will Party A give Party B the answer?" Two kisses?"
Yu Ji: "..."
"Don't talk, listen to me." Yu Ji took a pen and wrote on the paper stroke by stroke, "Every time Party B gets a question right, Party A will pay Party B a kiss as a reward, otherwise, Party B will be punished by not being able to make peace for a whole day." Party A is close."
Mi Xun: "...!"
Yu Ji... so... so ruthless!
The ruthless Yu Ji continued, "Party B has answered ten questions correctly in total, which can offset the penalty for one wrong question. The number of offsets in a day must not exceed ten times, otherwise the rules are the same as the previous one."
"For every 2 questions that Party B answers correctly, Party A pays Party B for a 10-minute hug. Thirty questions pay for a [-]-minute handshake. Forty questions pay for five face-pinching services. Fifty questions pay Party B three times for rubbing the head."
Mi Xun raised his hand to ask a question, Yu Ji looked up at him and asked, "Does Party B have any questions?"
"During the contract period, will Party A send Party B home?"
"deliver."
Mi Xun asked again, "What about the physical contact such as holding hands, hugging, touching the head and pinching the face on the way home?"
Yu Ji smiled, with a soft voice, "Naturally, Party B must exchange the correct number of questions."
Mi Xun: "..." There is nothing to love in life.jpg
He struggled unwillingly, "But what if Party B tried his best, but still didn't save enough minutes to hold hands on the way home?"
"Then we have no choice but not to hold hands." Yu Ji spread his hands with regret, expressing that there was nothing he could do to help.
Mi Xun looked pitiful, "But does Party A not remember that Party B has night blindness?"
What responded to him was Yu Ji's hehe sneer, which clearly meant: I really think that Party A is a fool, I can't see that Party B is pretending to be sick!
"Does Party B have any questions?"
Mi Xun lay down on the table weakly and waved his hands, "No, no more."
Yu Ji nodded, "OK, so is there anything Party B needs to make a final addition?"
Mi Xun shook his head again.
"Okay. Then during the continuation of the contract, Party A and Party B are not allowed to have any non-exchangeable physical closeness, and strictly abide by the regulations of the treaty." After Yu Ji signed his name on the lined paper, he pushed the paper to Mi Xun, "Come on. , sign it."
Mi Xun took the pen and signed it. He pushed the pen and paper back to Yu Ji, leaned on the table, squinted and asked Yu Ji, "This thing has been practiced since the beginning of junior high school, right?"
"Yes." Yu Ji nodded, and put the cap on the pen, "I'll take it to make a photocopy at noon, and I'll give you the copy, and keep the original with me."
Mi Xun was noncommittal, and called him by name, "Yu Ji."
The voice was serious, without the slightest hint of a smile.
Yu Ji thought that Mi Xun was throwing a temper tantrum again, after all, this regulation was really ruthless.
With a straight face, he tilted his head, "Mi Xun, don't make trouble, hurry up..." Study.
Yu Ji didn't say the word 'learning' because Mi Xun swallowed it.
The two of them had their lips and teeth attached to each other, and the tips of their tongues were entwined.
too suddenly.
The classroom was startled for two seconds, and then there was explosive heckling and screaming.
The whole class became irritable, and the kiss between the two seemed to ignite something.
But Zhuo Min, who was originally sitting diagonally behind the two of them, could no longer hold back the smile on his face, got up and left.
Since it was a big break and the class was about to start, Mi Xun's sudden deep kiss did not last very long.
But exciting enough, eye-catching, and shameful enough.
At least Yu Ji was dumbfounded.
It wasn't until the preparatory bell rang that Mi Xun backed away. He licked his ruddy and bright lips, and smiled playfully, "No kiss, no kiss, maybe when school starts again, I will have to be pure-hearted and devoted to Buddha."
Yu Ji's face was stiff, and he silently put the set on his lap, gritted his teeth, and said in a low voice, "Mi Xun! There is a large audience, please be more reserved!"
Mi Xun rolled his eyes, "I'm not a boudoir girl in ancient times, I'm so reserved!"
Yu Ji: "..."
The bald head stood up, yelled, and wanted to boo again, but was stared at by the head teacher who just entered the class.
The class teacher gave the paper to the bald bald man, "Take the paper and stand at the door to listen."
Looking at the drooping bald head, Mi Xun patted the test paper that was still on Yu Ji's lap, and beeped softly, "Do you know that a piece of your back molar fell out? It's quite interesting, because I licked it. When it was time, the little tip scratched his tongue a little bit."
Yu Ji was slapped by Mi Xun's movement, he slapped Mi Xun's restless paw away with a cold face, squinted his eyes and reprimanded Mi Xun, "Enough is enough!"
Mi Xun looked at Yu Ji's flushed ears and face slowly turning red, and blinked innocently, "Oh, I see."
Huh? Is this safe? So obedient? Yu Ji looked at Mi Xun suspiciously.
Mi looked for a black question mark face: "???"
Just when Yu Ji was relieved, took the paper away from his lap, and was about to listen to the class seriously, Mi Xun quickly moved to Yu Ji's ear, and whispered to him, "Yu Ji, you are so fast, hurry up!" It’s not normal, go to the hospital to have a look, young people can’t avoid medical treatment!”
Yu Ji: "..." :)
With a stabbing sound, a small corner of the paper was torn by Yu Ji.
Yu Ji took a deep breath, and leaned closer to Mi Xun's ear, and said in a low voice, "Mi Xun, remember what you said today, you will, you will, you will regret it!"
Mi Xun: "..." Oh, he is looking forward to it!
In mid-August, the make-up classes ended, and the "summer vacation" began, and school started two weeks later.
For half a month, Mi Xun wanted to get bored with Yu Ji before school started.
But unfortunately, Yu Ji was going back to his family in the capital.During the Chinese New Year, because of Yu Ailin's work problems, they didn't go back to celebrate the New Year. Now that Yu Ji is on summer vacation, the father and son must go back for a few days, otherwise it would be unreasonable.
Mi Xun was a little disappointed, but also a little excited.
Lost in being unable to see her boyfriend for half a month, excited because it is the first time for me to experience "long-distance relationship"!
In the days when Yu Ji was not around, Mi Xun's life was still full.
During the short summer vacation, Gu Xi didn't hire a tutor for Mi Zhao to make up lessons. Instead, he detained Mi Xun who had been freeing him at home.
During the days when Mi Zhao was having fun all over the world with Tai Weijun, Mi Xun's activities were limited to his house.
Gu Xi's explanation for this is: Anyway, Yu Ji is not here, and on this hot day, you will be covered in stinky sweat after going out for 2 minutes.Your brother is different from you. He has been detained for a long time. If he is not released, he will be autistic in his third year of high school.
After thinking about it, Mi Xun felt his mother was right.
Ever since, Mi Xun started to take care of the elderly at home. Every day was nothing more than studying, eating, and when he got excited, he even watched a movie and performed a thumb dance with his right hand.
Well, in summer, boys are naturally angry, so go and ask for relief.
After the thumb dance, Mi Xun panted and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Mi Xun looked at his fair and slender hands, and his heart was full of envy: Yu Ji was lucky to find such a "knowledgeable" and "solid" boyfriend like himself in eight lifetimes!
Since Yu Ji returned to the family these days, the two of them will video every night.
The day before yesterday, Mi Xun and Yu Ji made a video call. As soon as they got connected, Mi Xun took out his tablet with great interest and invited Yu Ji to watch a short movie together.
As a result, Yu Ji only looked at the beginning, then dropped his phone to the ground excitedly, his field of vision flipped for a while, making Mi Xun dizzy, and when the picture returned to stability, Yu Ji appeared on the screen with a flushed and handsome face, and he didn't care. His face was paralyzed, and the distraught Hou Mixun said that his mind was full of pornographic trash and he lost his mind.
Mi Xun felt very wronged, and just about to argue for himself, Yu Ji put on a look on the other end: I don't listen, I don't listen.
"shameless!"
Yu Ji's words were so magnificent that the video was hung up afterwards.
Mi Xun: "..."
Alas, children nowadays lack sex and knowledge education!
Mi Xun sighed and inserted the fully stored 128 disk into the tablet.
As the saying goes, live and learn, you can never have too much knowledge, Yu Ji will make things very difficult for him in the future!
Mi Xun put on his earphones and got ready to draw paper, thinking, then he can only study hard by himself and guide Yu Ji in the future.
The night before Yu Ji came back, the two continued to video.
Mi Xun looked like offering a treasure, "Yu Ji Yu Ji, let me show you a treasure~"
Yu Ji stood up abruptly, his voice broke down slightly, "Mi Xun! You have to control me! If you do too much of that kind of thing, it will not only hurt your body, but it will even kill you!"
Mi Xun who just bent down to pick up the oil painting: "..."
Yu Ji saw the oil painting, and knew that he was wrong, he coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, "You painted today."
"I've been painting for a few days, and I just finished it today." Mi Xun presented the oil painting to the screen, "I drew it for you. I'm going to frame it and put it in my bedroom tomorrow."
The oil painting is the profile photo of Yu Ji that Mi Xun posted on the confession wall that day.
With the bright classroom, the classmates coming and going, the textbooks piled high on the table and the examination papers piled up randomly, it is filled with a large area of warm colors to highlight the characters in the middle of the canvas.
A boy in a white short-sleeved school uniform jacket, with a bold nose, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, only a small mole between his eyelids lightens the cold aura around him.
This profile... Mi Xun sighed in satisfaction, the feeling Yu Ji gave him was really too similar to the existence in his dream.
Many years later, Mi Xun was already an old man, he accidentally found this painting with immature brushstrokes, and talked about the past with Yu Ji with a smile.
At that time, Yu Ji had white hair and his figure was not as tall as when he was young, but the way he looked at Mi Xun was still as gentle and affectionate as ever.
Flying youth and a legendary life, the eyes of contempt for everything alone fall in love with one person alone.
Mi Xun is very fortunate that he and Yu Ji can meet each other, get acquainted with each other and stay together.
Accompanied by Yu Ji, the years that Mi Xun experienced were gentle year after year.
[The author has something to say]: Mi Xun (waving): Yu Ji Yu Ji, let me show you a baby~
Yu Ji (smiling): I have a bigger one here, do you want to see it?
The last paragraph is still the abdominal muscles stolen from the classmate's signature hahaha
Yu Ji doesn't know how outsiders will comment. He is still thinking about how to motivate Mi Xun to study. After all, the third year of senior high school is coming soon, and last semester there are Chinese and Mathematics. , as well as various exams such as weekly exams and monthly exams.
I am still very busy with bits and pieces, and the pressure of studying is also high. I have already added one to the evening self-study alone.The only luck is probably that the weekend is still a weekend, but although the school time is less, the learning indicators remain the same.
Time is tight, tasks are heavy, and if you don't pay attention, you will fall behind. Mi Xun's current lazy state is absolutely unacceptable.
After thinking about it all night, Yu Ji informed Mi Xun of the incentive policy he had figured out.
Yes, that's right, notifications.
"The reward and punishment system of that bank card is void." Yu Ji took out a piece of ruled paper, and wrote while talking, "In the future, whether you do the questions correctly or not will be exchanged for... kisses."
Yu Ji pursed his lips, "Party A: Yu Ji, Party B: Mi Xun, the duration of the reward and punishment system: the entire third year of high school. The system treaty stipulates: During the duration of the system, Party B will pay Party B a kiss as a reward for every correct question... ..."
Mi Xun, who had been leaning against the wall with his mobile phone in his arms, suddenly became interested. He raised his ears, raised his hands, and actively asked, "If Party B does a wrong question, will Party A give Party B the answer?" Two kisses?"
Yu Ji: "..."
"Don't talk, listen to me." Yu Ji took a pen and wrote on the paper stroke by stroke, "Every time Party B gets a question right, Party A will pay Party B a kiss as a reward, otherwise, Party B will be punished by not being able to make peace for a whole day." Party A is close."
Mi Xun: "...!"
Yu Ji... so... so ruthless!
The ruthless Yu Ji continued, "Party B has answered ten questions correctly in total, which can offset the penalty for one wrong question. The number of offsets in a day must not exceed ten times, otherwise the rules are the same as the previous one."
"For every 2 questions that Party B answers correctly, Party A pays Party B for a 10-minute hug. Thirty questions pay for a [-]-minute handshake. Forty questions pay for five face-pinching services. Fifty questions pay Party B three times for rubbing the head."
Mi Xun raised his hand to ask a question, Yu Ji looked up at him and asked, "Does Party B have any questions?"
"During the contract period, will Party A send Party B home?"
"deliver."
Mi Xun asked again, "What about the physical contact such as holding hands, hugging, touching the head and pinching the face on the way home?"
Yu Ji smiled, with a soft voice, "Naturally, Party B must exchange the correct number of questions."
Mi Xun: "..." There is nothing to love in life.jpg
He struggled unwillingly, "But what if Party B tried his best, but still didn't save enough minutes to hold hands on the way home?"
"Then we have no choice but not to hold hands." Yu Ji spread his hands with regret, expressing that there was nothing he could do to help.
Mi Xun looked pitiful, "But does Party A not remember that Party B has night blindness?"
What responded to him was Yu Ji's hehe sneer, which clearly meant: I really think that Party A is a fool, I can't see that Party B is pretending to be sick!
"Does Party B have any questions?"
Mi Xun lay down on the table weakly and waved his hands, "No, no more."
Yu Ji nodded, "OK, so is there anything Party B needs to make a final addition?"
Mi Xun shook his head again.
"Okay. Then during the continuation of the contract, Party A and Party B are not allowed to have any non-exchangeable physical closeness, and strictly abide by the regulations of the treaty." After Yu Ji signed his name on the lined paper, he pushed the paper to Mi Xun, "Come on. , sign it."
Mi Xun took the pen and signed it. He pushed the pen and paper back to Yu Ji, leaned on the table, squinted and asked Yu Ji, "This thing has been practiced since the beginning of junior high school, right?"
"Yes." Yu Ji nodded, and put the cap on the pen, "I'll take it to make a photocopy at noon, and I'll give you the copy, and keep the original with me."
Mi Xun was noncommittal, and called him by name, "Yu Ji."
The voice was serious, without the slightest hint of a smile.
Yu Ji thought that Mi Xun was throwing a temper tantrum again, after all, this regulation was really ruthless.
With a straight face, he tilted his head, "Mi Xun, don't make trouble, hurry up..." Study.
Yu Ji didn't say the word 'learning' because Mi Xun swallowed it.
The two of them had their lips and teeth attached to each other, and the tips of their tongues were entwined.
too suddenly.
The classroom was startled for two seconds, and then there was explosive heckling and screaming.
The whole class became irritable, and the kiss between the two seemed to ignite something.
But Zhuo Min, who was originally sitting diagonally behind the two of them, could no longer hold back the smile on his face, got up and left.
Since it was a big break and the class was about to start, Mi Xun's sudden deep kiss did not last very long.
But exciting enough, eye-catching, and shameful enough.
At least Yu Ji was dumbfounded.
It wasn't until the preparatory bell rang that Mi Xun backed away. He licked his ruddy and bright lips, and smiled playfully, "No kiss, no kiss, maybe when school starts again, I will have to be pure-hearted and devoted to Buddha."
Yu Ji's face was stiff, and he silently put the set on his lap, gritted his teeth, and said in a low voice, "Mi Xun! There is a large audience, please be more reserved!"
Mi Xun rolled his eyes, "I'm not a boudoir girl in ancient times, I'm so reserved!"
Yu Ji: "..."
The bald head stood up, yelled, and wanted to boo again, but was stared at by the head teacher who just entered the class.
The class teacher gave the paper to the bald bald man, "Take the paper and stand at the door to listen."
Looking at the drooping bald head, Mi Xun patted the test paper that was still on Yu Ji's lap, and beeped softly, "Do you know that a piece of your back molar fell out? It's quite interesting, because I licked it. When it was time, the little tip scratched his tongue a little bit."
Yu Ji was slapped by Mi Xun's movement, he slapped Mi Xun's restless paw away with a cold face, squinted his eyes and reprimanded Mi Xun, "Enough is enough!"
Mi Xun looked at Yu Ji's flushed ears and face slowly turning red, and blinked innocently, "Oh, I see."
Huh? Is this safe? So obedient? Yu Ji looked at Mi Xun suspiciously.
Mi looked for a black question mark face: "???"
Just when Yu Ji was relieved, took the paper away from his lap, and was about to listen to the class seriously, Mi Xun quickly moved to Yu Ji's ear, and whispered to him, "Yu Ji, you are so fast, hurry up!" It’s not normal, go to the hospital to have a look, young people can’t avoid medical treatment!”
Yu Ji: "..." :)
With a stabbing sound, a small corner of the paper was torn by Yu Ji.
Yu Ji took a deep breath, and leaned closer to Mi Xun's ear, and said in a low voice, "Mi Xun, remember what you said today, you will, you will, you will regret it!"
Mi Xun: "..." Oh, he is looking forward to it!
In mid-August, the make-up classes ended, and the "summer vacation" began, and school started two weeks later.
For half a month, Mi Xun wanted to get bored with Yu Ji before school started.
But unfortunately, Yu Ji was going back to his family in the capital.During the Chinese New Year, because of Yu Ailin's work problems, they didn't go back to celebrate the New Year. Now that Yu Ji is on summer vacation, the father and son must go back for a few days, otherwise it would be unreasonable.
Mi Xun was a little disappointed, but also a little excited.
Lost in being unable to see her boyfriend for half a month, excited because it is the first time for me to experience "long-distance relationship"!
In the days when Yu Ji was not around, Mi Xun's life was still full.
During the short summer vacation, Gu Xi didn't hire a tutor for Mi Zhao to make up lessons. Instead, he detained Mi Xun who had been freeing him at home.
During the days when Mi Zhao was having fun all over the world with Tai Weijun, Mi Xun's activities were limited to his house.
Gu Xi's explanation for this is: Anyway, Yu Ji is not here, and on this hot day, you will be covered in stinky sweat after going out for 2 minutes.Your brother is different from you. He has been detained for a long time. If he is not released, he will be autistic in his third year of high school.
After thinking about it, Mi Xun felt his mother was right.
Ever since, Mi Xun started to take care of the elderly at home. Every day was nothing more than studying, eating, and when he got excited, he even watched a movie and performed a thumb dance with his right hand.
Well, in summer, boys are naturally angry, so go and ask for relief.
After the thumb dance, Mi Xun panted and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Mi Xun looked at his fair and slender hands, and his heart was full of envy: Yu Ji was lucky to find such a "knowledgeable" and "solid" boyfriend like himself in eight lifetimes!
Since Yu Ji returned to the family these days, the two of them will video every night.
The day before yesterday, Mi Xun and Yu Ji made a video call. As soon as they got connected, Mi Xun took out his tablet with great interest and invited Yu Ji to watch a short movie together.
As a result, Yu Ji only looked at the beginning, then dropped his phone to the ground excitedly, his field of vision flipped for a while, making Mi Xun dizzy, and when the picture returned to stability, Yu Ji appeared on the screen with a flushed and handsome face, and he didn't care. His face was paralyzed, and the distraught Hou Mixun said that his mind was full of pornographic trash and he lost his mind.
Mi Xun felt very wronged, and just about to argue for himself, Yu Ji put on a look on the other end: I don't listen, I don't listen.
"shameless!"
Yu Ji's words were so magnificent that the video was hung up afterwards.
Mi Xun: "..."
Alas, children nowadays lack sex and knowledge education!
Mi Xun sighed and inserted the fully stored 128 disk into the tablet.
As the saying goes, live and learn, you can never have too much knowledge, Yu Ji will make things very difficult for him in the future!
Mi Xun put on his earphones and got ready to draw paper, thinking, then he can only study hard by himself and guide Yu Ji in the future.
The night before Yu Ji came back, the two continued to video.
Mi Xun looked like offering a treasure, "Yu Ji Yu Ji, let me show you a treasure~"
Yu Ji stood up abruptly, his voice broke down slightly, "Mi Xun! You have to control me! If you do too much of that kind of thing, it will not only hurt your body, but it will even kill you!"
Mi Xun who just bent down to pick up the oil painting: "..."
Yu Ji saw the oil painting, and knew that he was wrong, he coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, "You painted today."
"I've been painting for a few days, and I just finished it today." Mi Xun presented the oil painting to the screen, "I drew it for you. I'm going to frame it and put it in my bedroom tomorrow."
The oil painting is the profile photo of Yu Ji that Mi Xun posted on the confession wall that day.
With the bright classroom, the classmates coming and going, the textbooks piled high on the table and the examination papers piled up randomly, it is filled with a large area of warm colors to highlight the characters in the middle of the canvas.
A boy in a white short-sleeved school uniform jacket, with a bold nose, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, only a small mole between his eyelids lightens the cold aura around him.
This profile... Mi Xun sighed in satisfaction, the feeling Yu Ji gave him was really too similar to the existence in his dream.
Many years later, Mi Xun was already an old man, he accidentally found this painting with immature brushstrokes, and talked about the past with Yu Ji with a smile.
At that time, Yu Ji had white hair and his figure was not as tall as when he was young, but the way he looked at Mi Xun was still as gentle and affectionate as ever.
Flying youth and a legendary life, the eyes of contempt for everything alone fall in love with one person alone.
Mi Xun is very fortunate that he and Yu Ji can meet each other, get acquainted with each other and stay together.
Accompanied by Yu Ji, the years that Mi Xun experienced were gentle year after year.
[The author has something to say]: Mi Xun (waving): Yu Ji Yu Ji, let me show you a baby~
Yu Ji (smiling): I have a bigger one here, do you want to see it?
The last paragraph is still the abdominal muscles stolen from the classmate's signature hahaha
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