bosom friend

Xin Yu looked up and saw a big cat, no, a giant panda... He felt that there might be something wrong with his aesthetics, and actually thought Qiao Pingyi's clothes were cute.

He closed the notebook, put it aside, patted the sofa, and motioned to Qiao Pingyi, "Come and sit."

As soon as Qiao Ping walked over, he sat cross-legged on the sofa and looked at Xin Yu with a smile, "Are you going to talk to me?"

"En." Xin Yu was not in a hurry to talk, he first raised his hand, touched Qiao Pingyi's panda ears, and asked, "Does it have a tail?"

"..." Qiao Ping laughed until the panda's ears trembled, "Do you want to touch it?"

Xin Yu patted him on the head, then withdrew his hand, "Come, let's talk about your behavior today."

"Oh……"

"Student Qiao Pingyi, do you know what a stalker is?" Xin Yu decided to make the matter more serious, so that Qiao Pingyi could deeply realize his mistake.

Qiao Ping nodded, "I know, and I must know better than you."

Xin Yu frowned, "Could it be that you were followed?"

"Well, I have a lot of life experience, right?" Qiao Pingyi was rather proud.

"..." Xin Yu looked at him silently, "Why didn't I hear you say that?"

"It's not a big deal." Qiao Ping said, "It happened a few years ago. Before I opened my bar, there were a few nights when I came out of other bars, I found someone following me, and I looked back. , he hid in the dark, and then I called a few people to stop him, but failed to catch him. I always felt a little bit off, and then I opened a bar by myself. Hmph, if he dares to come to my place , See if I don't kill him."

"..." Xin Yu sighed, and touched Qiao Pingyi's panda ears again, "Why do you always encounter such things?"

"Old? Just this time." Qiao Ping said, "But I'm really cute, and the probability of being liked by perverts is naturally higher than that of ordinary people."

Xin Yu laughed, pulled his panda ears and said, "Yes, isn't it a national treasure that everyone loves?"

"Actually, you don't need to be loved by everyone, you just need to love me." Qiao Ping looked at Xin Yu with a smile...

The eyes of the two met at close quarters, and at this moment, it was like an invisible explosion, and a dangerous smell that made people palpitate diffused in the air... Xin Yu leaned back vigilantly.

Qiao Ping looked at him with a smile, "You thought I was going to kiss you." However, he didn't move yet.

Xin Yu smiled awkwardly, "Oh... look at how much psychological shadow you have caused me."

Qiao Ping narrowed his eyes with a smile, "I told you, you can go back with a kiss."

"...No hurry, just remember."

Qiao Ping looked thoughtful, "Are you waiting to get the interest?"

Xin Yu said: "Yes, you have seen all of this."

Qiao Ping said together: "I borrowed usury from you, a kiss, huge interest, and then it turned into a promise of body, Xiao Yu, are you waiting for this?"

"..."

Qiao Ping smiled and said, "I saw it again, right?"

"No." Xin Yu sighed, "Usury is illegal, I dare not do this kind of business. Just pay the normal interest."

In order to avoid this endless topic, Xin Yu forcibly turned their conversation back to the right track, "Okay, let's get down to business. You ran to find me today, what are you thinking?"

"Let me think about it." Qiao Pingyi said after a moment of silence, "You seldom tell me about your work, but Zhuang Kai has had contact with your work, and he knows what you are doing...so , I also want to know. But you didn't tell me, so I figured out a way myself."

"..." Xin Yu felt that she couldn't understand Qiao Pingyi's brain circuit, "In the future, if you want to know anything, you should ask me directly. Little Qiao, people are creatures that need personal space. Just like you want to come to my house, You have to talk to me first. The same goes for everything else. Any questions?"

"I should tell you first that I'm going to Cengfan, right? But I told you, you definitely don't agree with me going." Qiao Ping tilted his head and looked at Xin Yu.

"..." Xin Yu looked at him, silently diverted his attention and controlled his hand, "That's right, it's like you want to come to my house, if I don't agree, then your correct approach is: don't come. Others thing……"

"...The same is true. Is there a problem?" Qiao Ping said for him, and then replied, "I understand the truth...but I don't want to understand."

He had worked hard for so long to take a small step forward, but now he was forced to take two big steps back by Xin Yu, and he didn't want to retreat.

Xin Yu said, "It's good to understand..." Then he came to his senses—it seemed he had misheard?

So, focus on the conversation.Xin Yu looked at Qiao Pingyi silently for a while, finally stretched out his hand, touched Qiao Pingyi's panda ears vigorously a few times, then took off his hat, touched his head, and said earnestly, "Are you really It's very embarrassing."

Qiao Ping smiled and said, "I really thought you were going to hit me."

"Fuck off. When did I hit you?" Xin Yu smiled, "Seriously, don't do this kind of thing again next time, it's not funny."

He suddenly turned his back on the carbine, and Qiao Ping was caught off guard, "..."

Xin Yu accepted his acquiescence, and went directly to the next topic, "Guan Zhong, what are you going to do? In his eyes, you are just a little fat sheep, and he is probably sharpening his sword now."

Qiao Ping said: "What sheep, just now you said that I am a national treasure." He pulled the panda hat back on his head while talking.

"Well, National Treasure, what are you going to do?"

Qiao Ping said, "What to do, even if I am willing to entrust him with some projects, for example, if I ask my brother-in-law to entrust him with the promotion of a movie, would he dare to take it? Responsibility? Coveting things beyond one's ability, isn't that courting death? I think he's quite shrewd and won't be confused."

Hearing what he said, Xin Yu was relieved, "Okay, as long as you have the count. Okay, you go to sleep first, I still need to get something."

Qiao Ping looked at him with a smile, "Look at you, if you have something to do, just call me over, and if there's nothing to do, just drive me away. I won't leave."

Xin Yu raised her eyebrows, "Oh?"

"Hmm." Qiao Ping also raised his eyebrows.

"..." Xin Yu and him looked at each other for two seconds, then grabbed his panda's head, rubbed it again and again...Then, Xin Yu suddenly had an irresistible impulse in his heart, he did not choose to suppress it, but I indulged myself...

He gave Qiao Ping a loud "boo", "Xiao Yi, don't lose your temper, okay?"

"..." As soon as Qiao Ping realized what Xin Yu had done, the blood in his whole body rushed to two places, one was the head, and the other was a certain part below the waist - after a long period of abstinence, it is easy to be impulsive.

Xin Yu saw that Qiao Pingyi's face turned red quickly, and then he broke away from himself, ran away, and jumped onto the bed in the blink of an eye, and turned his back to her after getting on the bed... Well, this Xia Xinyu saw clearly that this set of panda pajamas has no tail.

Xin Yu couldn't help laughing, "Haha... Xiao Qiao, are you so thin-skinned? I only collect debts, and I didn't ask you for interest..."

As soon as Qiao Ping turned around, he looked at Xin Yu quietly, "You come to ask for it."

Xin Yu smiled calmly, "No, let's save it first."

Qiao Pingyi almost stood up, but unfortunately his reason was still there, and finally he turned back silently, and continued to point his butt at Xin Yu.

Xin Yu looked at his back and laughed for a while, and then suddenly realized... What the hell am I doing, why did I suddenly kiss Xiao Qiao?Before, I was afraid that Xiao Qiao would kiss me as a prank, but I ended up kissing him instead. What's wrong with this?

He shook his head, picked up his notebook again, opened it, and found that Zi Qidong had sent him many messages.

Ziqi Donglai: Meow?

Ziqi Donglai: Meow meow?

Ziqi Donglai: Where are people?disconnected?

……

Xin Yu replied: I just talked with my cat, and it said that it has realized its mistake.

Ziqi Donglai: ...how did you talk about it?Teach me quickly!

Zifeiyu: Talk with your heart.

Ziqi Donglai: ...I understand.The question is, is it listening?

Zifeiyu: Yes.It's behaved now.

Ziqi Donglai: So amazing?Hehe, do you think I will believe it?

Zi Feiyu: Believe it or not, the answer is there, no deletion or modification.

Ziqi coming from the east: (rolling eyes)

Zi Feiyu: I want to ask you something, would you kiss your cat?

Ziqi Donglai: Did you kiss your cat?I didn't expect you to be such a duplicity!I used to despise others, but now I insult them!

Zi Feiyu: ...Will you kiss?

Ziqi Donglai: Dear!

Alas...Xin Yu didn't relax because of this answer, after all, she was really just kissing cats.

At this moment, Xin Yu had completely calmed down from the momentary fever, and really regretted it: what did he do, did he get infected by Qiao Pingyi?Even if they are infected, they can still kiss their foreheads and cheeks, why did they just kiss their lips?After this kiss, forcing Xiao Qiao to give in was just a momentary pleasure, what can I do in the future...

He could imagine that Qiao Ping would be even more open-minded and mean-spirited in the future... Sigh, he would hurt the enemy eight hundred and himself eight thousand.

Fuck, this isn't just a loss-making business, it's almost bankrupt.

Alas... Xin Yu sighed again, and then looked at her laptop screen, on which Zi Qi Donglai sent back a message: You just kissed your cat!What a pathetic thing to be your cat!

... I don't understand your world, and you don't understand mine.Xin Yu silently glanced at Qiao Pingyi on the bed, and typed a reply: I have something to do, get off, good night.

Xin Yu left the Meihuan forum, opened the search site, and entered the search keyword: the reason for wanting to kiss someone.

Just as he was about to press the Enter key, he stopped again. Then, he deleted the words in the search box and re-entered the words: stalker.

This time, he clicked OK to search smoothly.

Security is the most important issue, so we must first check this out.As for his little annoyance, that's nothing, you can wait.

There are quite a lot of information found. Xin Yu checked each item one by one, and found that there are many types of stalkers, mainly: rejected type, resentful type, intimate type, incompetent type, and predatory type.

In addition to the "incompetent type", several other types of stalkers are dangerous.

"Intimate type" seems like a sweet word, but it actually refers to the stalker who has delusions of admiration for his stalking object, and in severe cases, he will make extreme behaviors out of love and hatred.

Xin Yu frowned more and more, "Xiao Qiao, have you been followed after that?"

Qiao Pingyi was counting the seconds, and he planned to go to the bathroom to solve his physical problems when the time was almost over-he deluded himself that this was more natural.He tried his best to endure, but Xin Yu suddenly called him... He was startled, and confessed as soon as he trembled...

He numbly covered his face in the quilt, "What...?"

Xin Yu asked again, "Were you still followed afterward?"

Qiao Ping raised his head, "No, that kind of person is as cowardly as a mouse. I led people to surround him once, and he never dared to show up again."

"That's good." Xin Yu organized the information he collected into a folder, and then closed all the relevant web pages that he had opened.

Then he started another search: reasons for wanting to kiss someone.