After becoming the paranoid sword spirit

When Gu Qingyun saw the man in his dream, even though his heart was so ups and downs, the expression on his face was still so calm, and he even greeted him friendly.

The Peach Blossom Essence also greeted in a friendly manner, as if she didn't know that her real body had been chopped off.

The two looked at each other speechlessly, and were silent for a moment. In the end, it was Gu Qingyun who pretended not to know anything, and broke the calm: "Last night, I poured fairy water for a whole day. Look, my arms are sore."

"Oh, but why was my real body cut off?" I don't know if the Peach Blossom Essence really didn't know or pretended not to know, and there was a hint of confusion in his tone.

Gu Qingyun was surprised, as if hearing the news for the first time: "He was chopped off? Who did it?"

Peach Blossom Essence: "..."

"Don't worry, I will find the person who killed you for you and give him the punishment he deserves, so you can go on your way with peace of mind." He comforted with justice, as if he really didn't know about this matter: "You Send me out of this dream first, and when I get out, I will find the murderer for you."

When he goes out, he will find a Taoist priest first, and he will deal with it as he wants. How can someone always stay in other people's dreams and disturb others' dreams? !

"You are really a decent person full of chivalry!" Peach Blossom Essence praised him seemingly admiringly, as if she wanted to wake him up, but suddenly her face changed, and she sighed: "It's a pity that my real body I was chopped off by an unknown thing that looks extremely ugly, exudes a vicious smell, is full of yellow teeth, and has a vicious heart, but although I have only the last remnant soul left, I am lucky to have you by my side."

Gu Qingyun suspected that the other party was engaging in personal attacks, and had sufficient evidence.

"I only have one last wish, and I hope you can fulfill it." There were tears in his eyes, and he looked pitiful, but he was full of lust because of his revealing clothes.

Gu Qingyun said righteously: "You talk first." After I finish speaking, I will consider whether I want to be satisfied.

"I want to double repair with you."

"I can't be humane." Gu Qingyun reacted extremely quickly.

Peach Blossom Essence seemed to be choked up, but she didn't expect that the other party could say such a reason, and continued: "Then we can use the sword in your hand to satisfy your love for swords."

Gu Qingyun could feel the sword trembling crazily in the scabbard: "I can't be humane, so I can't accept that the other party can't be humane."

"Is humanity so important?!"

"Isn't humanity important?!"

"Why is humanity important?!"

"Neither of us can be humane, so it's very important!"

In the end, the conversation ended with Peach Blossom Spirit's angry insults: "You can't even be humane, are you still a man?!"

This question is a bit difficult for most people. As we all know, a man cannot say that he is not good. If you say he is not good, according to the book of Yin-Yang Gemini, he will often let you deeply realize what it means to understand in a simple way until you understand He said "stop", this "OK" or "No" can end.

But for Gu Qingyun, this question was not difficult at all. He curled the corners of his lips and calmly said: "That's right, I'm not a man in the first place!" A male sword spirit is far from a man.

Peach Blossom Essence didn't seem to expect that there are such men in this world who, in order to avoid humanity, agree with such a humiliating thing, the corners of their lips twitched and said: "You... won."

He turned and left, his back seemed to be a little bent, and his eyes were full of all kinds of sorrow.

Gu Qingyun could clearly feel that his body seemed to be in a state of waking up, and taking advantage of the final stage of half-dream and half-awake consciousness, he asked loudly: "Why did you choose me?"

He didn't believe it, but he was the only one who drank the peach blossom wine. Many people must have tasted the peach blossom wine brewed by Wuming Peak for so many years, but he seemed to be the only one who had experienced this kind of thing.

"Who made everyone who drank the wine so strong?" Peach Blossom Essence smiled back, as if she had returned to the seductive and seductive look she saw at the beginning.

"What's more..." He tilted his head and smiled ambiguously: "The first time I saw you, I fell in love with you at first sight."

Gu Qingyun was startled awake by the other party's last sentence.

He believed in love at first sight!

It was still dark outside, and it was still a little chilly, Gu Qingyun put on a big cloak and walked to the backyard.

Speaking of which, the peach blossom essence didn't do anything to him in a real sense, it just made a formation in his dream, which made it difficult for him to practice sword.

Presumably, that should be the last time I met the Peach Blossom Essence. Originally, he planned to burn the trunk of the tree, dig up the roots by the way, and throw them in an unknown corner, but now he temporarily decided not to move.

Gu Qingyun walked down the long corridor of the nameless building. Since it was the last time we met, he also became a good person, watered the roots of that tree, and planted another random tree next to it, waiting for a few years In the end, the two dryads get together, and don't engage in any cross-species entanglements.

The sky is not yet bright, but the morning glow has already bloomed in the sky. A bright line on the horizon is especially obvious in the gray sky.

Gu Qingyun noticed that there were scattered pink petals on the floor of the corridor, as if they had just fallen on the ground.

There was a bald peach tree planted in the backyard of this nameless building, and he chopped it down yesterday. Where did these petals come from?

Gu Qingyun's pace quickened. Dao Tong, who had just woken up by the roadside, saw Gu Qingyun passing by, his sleepy eyes widened in an instant. Shouldn't this person usually sleep till the sun rises?How did you get up so early today?

Gu Qingyun walked towards the backyard with doubts. The sun shone through the clouds, and the morning glow had almost filled the entire sky, bright and translucent. The bald tree that was cut down yesterday seemed to have never experienced the storm that was cut down yesterday. , not only growing there intact as before, but also peach blossoms are in full bloom among the branches, which are delicate and charming.

Half lying under the tree was a young man in white. I don't know how long he had been sleeping. His eyes were half closed, his brows were lightly drawn, and his dark hair was stained with many scattered crimson petals. The banishment of touch.

Gu Qingyun held his breath and took two steps forward. Of course he knew who the person half lying under the tree was, but why was he here?

"Master... Master Ling Xu, why are you here?" Gu Qingyun leaned closer to the other party and squatted down. He could smell the aroma of wine coming from the other party's body at a close distance, and he didn't know how much wine the other party had drunk before he could drink. Drunk like this, fell asleep in the backyard of the nameless building, unconscious.

I'm afraid that the peach blossom tree that was chopped down in the backyard was only able to be restored to its original condition because of Ji Shubai.

"The weather is cold, so remember to go back to sleep if you want to sleep." The temperature in the early morning is relatively low, and ordinary people are indeed prone to catch cold, but for Ji Shubai, this temperature has no effect.

Ji Shu squinted his eyes, and a crimson petal fell on his brow, as if he was drunk and didn't feel anything about the outside world.

Gu Qingyun reached out and took off the petals between his eyebrows. He wanted to leave just like that, but his eyes couldn't help falling on his fair face, and he stretched out his fingers to poke it seriously.

...soft and warm.

His heart trembled a little, and he pinched the other's cheek uncontrollably with his fingers.

When he was still a sword spirit, Gu Qingyun had the idea of ​​rubbing his master's cheeks, not only the master, but also spirit beasts, even the round steamed buns and dumplings, he had a feeling that he wanted to squeeze them impulse.

It was only later that he realized that among sword spirits, his idea was extremely terrifying and perverted. After all, most sword spirits had a bloody heart, but he actually wanted to rub spirit beasts?Still set his mind on the master?Even the spirit of not wanting to let go of food...

What a pervert!

The master is drunk, the master does not know...

If Ji Shubai was awake, he would never dare to be so bold, not only because he wanted to keep a distance from his master, but also to cover up his extremely perverted thoughts.

Gu Qingyun's fingers were trembling, but he was extremely happy at this moment. He had fulfilled his dream that he had never fulfilled in his daily life. This small act brought him great spiritual joy.

The so-called one small step forward, one big step forward.

Of course, one step further will save...

When Gu Qingyun was finally about to hold his right hand, his palm warmed up, and the other hand covered it, fingers interlocking.

"You, you, are you awake??"

He was completely frightened, and it was simply ridiculous for anyone to suddenly find out that his perverted thoughts were discovered by another person, and that person still had to keep a distance from him. His ambiguous behavior might lead to misunderstanding horrible! !

Ji Shubai didn't speak, he pursed his lips, showing no signs of anger, just looked at Gu Qingyun so straightly, his fingers clasped tightly with him, this strange behavior made Gu Qingyun even more uneasy.

"Well, I just saw mosquitoes on your face..."

Are there mosquitoes in the nameless building?

Gu Qingyun found that there was a loophole in his words, so he changed his words and continued: "No, I just misremembered. I saw that you had petals on your face, so I reached out to pick them off for you..."

Ji Shubai tilted his head, quietly watching Gu Qingyun explain.

After Gu Qingyun explained, his words became more and more chaotic, and finally he said in despair: "Forget it, you can treat me as a pervert, yes, I am a pervert, I shouldn't pinch your face, but at first your face There are indeed petals, and I really am..."

He suddenly felt the warmth coming from his cheek, and there was a crimson flower petal quietly lying on Ji Shubai's other free palm, and he didn't know when the petal got onto Gu Qingyun's cheek.

"That's right! It's the same with the scene just now, the petals were on your face in the first place, I'm actually not that..."

Not enough to say--

The clasped fingers were released, the chin was lifted, and there was a sudden warm touch on the lips, Gu Qingyun's eyes widened involuntarily, and his brain fell into a sluggish state.

He could feel that his waist was firmly embraced by someone, and his back seemed to be firmly nailed to the rough tree trunk. This action disturbed the peach blossom tree, and the petals fell one after another.

Gu Qingyun thought of the Yin and Yang twins in the cave. In the story book, the existence of the sword was used as a tool. As for the sword spirit, it was also used as a tool, or was forced to be a tool.

The terrifying entanglement of love and hatred in that cave is simply several times more terrifying than the bloody storm in the world of cultivating immortals!

His feeling at the beginning was not wrong, the master really had terrible thoughts about him that no one knew about!

He is just a sword spirit without sword power.

Gu Qingyun wanted to cry but had no tears.

He already knew that the master must be drunk, otherwise, according to his personality, he would not have made such an impolite behavior.

However, a scene of wanting to die appeared that made him even more ashamed.

The Peach Blossom Essence, who was supposed to leave here, was standing in front of his eyes, still dressed in that flirty pink color, with a faint luster.

Seeing the scene in front of her, the Peach Blossom Essence licked the corners of her lips, her face full of ambiguity, and began to take off her clothes.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

What is this scenario! ! !

In broad daylight, what is this going to do? ! ! !

When Gu Qingyun was about to explode, he saw the peach blossom essence ambiguously mouthing: Come on, let's...