After becoming the paranoid sword spirit

fencing?

Ji Shubai raised his eyebrows slightly, and put down the book in his hand.

Gu Qingyun met the other party's penetrating eyes, picked out a swordsmanship book from a small box, put it on the table, and said: "I don't understand some things in this book, can you teach me how to read it?" me?"

When the book boy on the side saw this scene, his heart almost stopped.

How is this man so fast?

A cauldron should look like a cauldron.

Although Ji Shubai claimed in the sect that this person was just an ordinary disciple of the Xuantian sect, in everyone's eyes, it was hard not to have some associations with Gu Qingyun's appearance and being treated unusually and specially by Ji Shubai.

Can ordinary disciples appear on Wuming Peak casually?

Ordinary disciples never dare to ask Ji Shubai if they have any questions. They can’t even meet each other. If they ask a fart, even if they meet, it’s hard to ask what’s in their hearts. On the contrary, Gu Qingyun, who thinks of what to say, makes them gasp in surprise. Take a breath.

Ji Shubai stretched out his hand and took the book in the opponent's hand, the gray book was held between his well-defined fingers, with a warm luster like warm jade between his fingers.

When he was reading, his back was straight, his slender eyelashes covered the expression in his eyes, there was a smile on his lips, and a white wrist was slightly exposed by the loose sleeves.

The warm sunlight shone by the window, bringing warm colors to half the floor, the curtains floated, and the peach petals outside the window blew in with the wind and fell on his black hair, but this man didn't notice it at all.

A look of good times.

It's just that this picture was quickly broken.

When Ji Shubai turned a certain page, his expression suddenly turned subtle.

He raised his head slightly, and said with a half-smile: "Are you sure, let me teach you this?"

Gu Qingyun felt a strong sense of uneasiness in his heart, and leaned forward - there were two naked villains fighting on the white page, the key parts of the villains were drawn vividly, and most importantly, both of them had a Zhang has a beautiful face, and the painter's painting skills are extremely superb. He does not blindly emphasize the sense of realism. In some places, he also adopts hazyness, which gives readers some room for imagination.

Gu Qingyun: "..."

It's all the Yin-Yang Gemini's fault for letting him know what the situation of this kind of painting is!

After coughing, Gu Qingyun said: "...Huh? What is this? Why aren't they wearing clothes?!"

In the end, Gu Qingyun decided to tell lies with his eyes open, and decided to pretend that he didn't understand.

Ji Shubai's eyes curled up, his chin was propped on his palm, and he remained silent.

Gu Qingyun danced and explained with an exaggerated expression: "Ah! I know, they must be too poor! This book tells us that if you don't study hard, you won't even be able to afford clothes! You won't have any clothes to wear when you fight Your Majesty, am I right?"

Ji Shubai seemed to be persuaded by Gu Qingyun, and suddenly said: "So it is like this!" After Gu Qingyun finally breathed a sigh of relief, he seemed concerned and said: "Then do you want me to teach you?"

"No, no, no need!" Gu Qingyun almost didn't bring it up when he heard this.

"Really?" Ji Shubai raised his eyebrows.

"Really!" Definitely!

"But..." Ji Shubai fell into deep thought, tapping his fingers on the table without rhythm, and the tone in Gu Qingyun's heart was raised again.

"Have you ever thought that maybe this is a new kind of swordsmanship." Ji Shubai's expression was quite serious: "Since this is an ancient book on swordsmanship, it must be full of swordsmanship in it. This movement..." Ji Shubai Frowning, he turned the pages of the book a few pages back. Sure enough, the scenes in the back were also like this, and the movements were more explicit than those on the first page. Gu Qingyun couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Ji Shubai looked solemn: "Young Master Gu, this may be a new move that no one has ever discovered."

Gu Qingyun: "..." No, it's not.

As if seeing Gu Qingyun's thoughts, Ji Shubai said: "Qingyun, what do you think of these moves?" Before Gu Qingyun could reply, Ji Shubai said quietly: "This book is an ancient book on swordsmanship, and this book is also written by you, Mr. Gu. It was sent...could it be you..." His expression was still full...

Gu Qingyun's heart was spurting blood, but his face pretended to be suddenly enlightened and said: "I took a closer look just now, and it looked like... a new swordsmanship move, look at this old man pushing..." He swallowed the last word : "In this picture, does this person look like he sneaked up behind him and wanted to stab him to death with a sword?"

"Really?" Ji Shubai smiled.

"Really!" Gu Qingyun was afraid that the other party would find out what kind of book it was, so he turned a page back and explained: "Look at this Guanyin sitting... as if sitting on this person, he must be tired from fighting, I intend to resolve it through hand-to-hand combat."

"Then Mr. Gu, do you want me to teach you?"

Want me to teach you?

teach you?

teach?

With a "boom", Gu Qingyun's face immediately burned red, even the roots of his ears were burning hot, his whole face was like the sunset glow from the sky, smudged into gorgeous colors by bright colors.

"No, no, no need!" Gu Qingyun refused in a panic: "I'm a stupid person, even entering the Xuantian sect is just a dream, let alone these profound swordsmanship."

He noticed that Ji Shubai had turned his face away, his shoulders were trembling slightly, as if he had endured to the extreme.

While pitying his master for being so miserable that he didn't even know erotic pictures, he was also worried that his master thought he was ignorant, and explained: "I'd better start with the most basic exercises. These are too difficult and not suitable for me. !"

Suddenly there was a muffled laugh, and Ji Shubai clenched his fingers into fists, pressed them against his lips, coughed, and said, "It's okay."

"you you you you……"

Gu Qingyun calmed down, the other party was probably playing tricks on him just now! !

Realizing this, Gu Qingyun should have been a little angry in his heart, but he quickly reacted.

This is a good idea, why don't you borrow flowers to offer Buddha, I learned from the Yin-Yang twins that there are very few human beings who are not interested in such things: "Actually, this booklet is a gift I specially found for Your Majesty."

"Oh?" Ji Shubai smiled, and narrowed his eyes meaningfully.

"Qingyun has always been grateful for His Majesty's taking in. He heard that His Majesty has never had a Taoist partner so far, so he specially sent this here to relieve His Majesty's worries." Gu Qingyun didn't believe that the books were full of broken sleeves, so he opened a few books, and found that men and women were married. , So he continued: "In the dead of night, your lord can use this to solve all kinds of troubles."

The book boy below heard this and his eyes widened. Does this person know what he is talking about?In their eyes, Ling Xuzun is an inviolable god, how could a god... this is completely defiled!

The book shivered childishly.

Someone once sent all kinds of beauties to His Excellency's bed. In the end, not only were those beauties thrown out, but even the people who gave them were also punished.

Originally, they wanted to flatter, but they were implicated, so everyone lost the stupid idea of ​​sending someone to bed, and agreed that Ling Xuzun was really as innocent as the rumors.

In the eyes of the book boy, Master Ling Xu is immaculate and cannot be desecrated. How dare this person use this kind of thing to desecrate His Majesty, it is really audacious!

The book boy was waiting for His Majesty to throw the impolite man out.

Seeing that Ji Shubai's expression remained unchanged, Gu Qingyun thought to himself that he had made the right bet, and no one would hate this kind of thing, except him. In those days, he saw the yin and yang twins having sex every day, which forced him into a psychological shadow.

So he continued his efforts: "When your lord has a Taoist partner in the future, these books will naturally come in handy. Is there any female cultivator you are interested in? Male cultivators..."

He was making plans for the future, when he talked about excitement, he raised his head, and suddenly noticed the gloomy expression on the other person's face, which seemed to be before the rainstorm.

He was fine just now, why did he get angry all of a sudden?

Gu Qingyun murmured, his voice lowered.

"You want me to be with someone else?" Ji Shubai pulled up the corners of his lips, as if he was smiling, but there was no smile in his eyes, full of gloom.

Gu Qingyun obviously felt that the other party was angry, but he didn't know which sentence offended the other party, so he bowed his head and said: "Whom you stay with should be your own choice, it has nothing to do with me, if your lord... "

No matter how dull he was, he still noticed that the air around him seemed to be about to freeze into ice, and the book boy beside him also noticed something wrong with the atmosphere, bowed his head and hunched his waist, wishing he could turn into a wisp of air and disappear into the hall.

Ji Shubai didn't even have the perfunctory smile on his lips. When Gu Qingyun looked up, he happened to bump into the deep eyes of the other party. At that moment, he had the illusion that he was being watched, and the other party's calm eyes seemed to be It was hiding the turbulent waves, but soon this feeling disappeared.

Ji Shubai turned his head sideways, his slender eyelashes covered the thoughts in his eyes, and sat at the desk reading a book with a cold expression.

"Are you... angry?" Gu Qingyun scratched his head, he felt the solemnity of the air, if the other party said that he was angry, he would probably ask - why are you angry?

The bookboy who was standing under the great hall was bleeding from the bottom of his heart when he heard these words, how could there be such a short-sighted Tie Hanhan in this world? ! !

The book boy bent over, wishing he could bury his head in the ground, hoping that this matter would not affect him.

Ji Shubai's face was cold, and the knuckles holding the book were white. After a while, he raised the corners of his lips, but there was no smile in his eyes, as if frozen: "How could I Are you angry?"

Gu Qingyun didn't think too much, and heaved a sigh of relief. In his eyes, the master has always been a magnanimous person. As long as the master is not angry, it is really great, so he excitedly said: "That's good, I thought you were angry just now." gone."

It's just that the current environment is still inexplicably dignified and weird, he can't continue to ask the other party about swordsmanship, and he still plans to ask the other party when he has time next time.

He bid farewell to Ji Shubai, just walked out of the main hall, turned a corner, remembered that he did not have a sword on him, and wanted to ask the master if he could lend him a sword, so he returned to the main hall, and just stuck out his head by the threshold of the main hall , Gu Qingyun quickly retracted his head.

Sitting in the tall hall, the warm smile on Ji Shubai's lips had completely disappeared. His face was cold and indifferent, which brought Gu Qingyun an unattainable sense of emptiness. Gu Qingyun deeply felt that the atmosphere was serious and weird, and quickly chose to leave.

At night, the bright moon hangs high, and there is a little breeze.

The book boy's attitude was obviously much more respectful than when he first arrived. After serving him the meal, he stood quietly aside. Gu Qingyun was still furious in the afternoon, trying to catch the person who delivered the book, but at night, he saw this table After eating the meal, more than half of my anger suddenly disappeared.

He drank the water in the teapot, and saw a white jade pot next to the food, which smelled like wine, poured into a white jade cup, revealing clear fine powder, he drank it directly.

The water inside is slightly astringent, but when you sip it, it gradually turns into a delicate fragrance, which makes Gu Qingyun exclaim in wonder.

Before he knew it, he drank most of the water, his head became dizzy, he fell on the bed and fell asleep.

Gu Qingyun had a dream.

In the dream, he saw a young man repeatedly drawing and withdrawing his sword. It was very hot, and the clothes on the young man's back were soaked with sweat, but he was still practicing sword repeatedly.

Draw the sword, draw the sword.

Repeat this boring and boring action side by side.

As if infected by this scene, Gu Qingyun couldn't help approaching the boy, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Aren't you tired?"

The young man turned his head, and Gu Qingyun found that that face was exactly the same as his own, but the face was more immature.

Faced with such a strange scene, Gu Qingyun's expression was very calm. He raised the corners of his lips and planned to punch him. The surrounding scenery suddenly changed, but in the blink of an eye, he realized that he had become that boy, standing in the martial arts training hall. On the field, holding a sharp sword in his hand.

The body involuntarily began to repeat drawing and drawing the sword, which seemed boring, but in fact it was a very boring movement.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and Gu Qingyun's mind is getting more and more clear, but this body still feels deeply tired.

In the distance lies a man lying lazily under a peach tree. He is wearing a pink robe, but the belt is loosely tied, exposing a large area of ​​skin on his chest. You can even see two cornels on the chest in the half-covered area.

The moment the movement in his hand could be controlled, Gu Qingyun immediately drew his sword and faced him.

"Who are you?" Gu Qingyun looked at the man vigilantly.

"Do you still remember that cup of peach blossom wine you drank?" The man's eyes drooped, and his voice was soft and artificially miserable, but Gu Qingyun's face was as hard as steel, unmoved, and even sneered: "You are talking nonsense, I never I have never drunk peach blossom brew!"

The man in pink froze for a moment, and simply covered his face with his sleeves, and said in a more miserable voice:

"You moved someone's body, not only did you not take responsibility for him, but you even lied, it's too much, blah blah!" As she spoke, she began to cry softly and artificially.

Gu Qingyun: "You're talking nonsense! I didn't!"

This person is too much, the more he talks, the more outrageous it is!

The man in pink cried "嘤嘤嘤" and said, "Did you drink a glass of pink wine today? The peach blossom wine is made from my flowers!"

"You people, who used my flowers, are not only irresponsible, but also don't admit it, my life is so miserable!"

Could it be that the one he drank at night was peach blossom wine?That tree happened to become a spirit, and it used the flower petals of this spirit, so did it lead to this result?

The crying Gu Qingyun had a headache, he said helplessly: "Don't cry, what do you want to do?" He didn't pick the peach petals, and it wasn't his idea to turn them into wine, but he was the one who drank them, so When the other party came to him, if it was a small matter that he could do, he would just do it for the other party.

As soon as the words fell, the voice of the Peach Blossom Essence stopped abruptly, and the eyes that were still drooping with tears burst into a smile, sighed faintly, and said in a sad tone:

"...I originally planned to use flower petals to confess to my sweetheart, but in the end, not a single flower was left."

When Gu Qingyun heard this, a bad premonition slipped through his body, and his heart suddenly "thumped".

Peach Blossom Spirit continued: "Originally, I could spend a happy season, not only with female spirits, but also with male spirits, but now... my important things are gone."

When the man mentioned the word "happy", he was slightly upturned and ambiguous. Gu Qingyun heard that men and women are not taboo in the spirit and monster world, especially the other party's tone seemed to have some hint of this, so his tone was firm. : "I don't mess around with men!"

In order to prevent the other party from suddenly saying that he is a woman and that he just has small breasts, Gu Qingyun added another sentence: "I only have a sword in my heart!" He concisely stated that he is just a simple monk, and he only loves his sword wholeheartedly.

It may be that the eyes of Peach Blossom Essence are too full of condemnation, Gu Qingyun hypocritically comforted: "The flowers are gone, but you can impress others with your sincerity, don't worry."

Unexpectedly, the other party sighed faintly and said: "I don't even have flowers, I can't bring sex to others anymore, who will accept me?"

Gu Qingyun didn't understand the connection between the two, it wasn't until the other party stared at a certain part of him for a long time that he suddenly realized it.

What the hell!

It seems that the flowers of the plant are...

He said in a panic: "You, you, don't mess around, I'm not interested in you, I'm only interested in the sword in my hand!" As soon as he said this, he seemed to feel the shock and fear of the spirit sword in his hand...

Gu Qingyun thought that the Peach Blossom Essence would start crying again, but who knew that the other party pretended to be emotional: "Since you rejected me, then I can't force it."

He said he didn't force it, but as soon as the words fell, peach trees quickly grew on the soles of Gu Qingyun's feet, and the dense trees surrounded him. The man in pink seemed to merge into the peach blossom forest and disappeared. not see.

Taoshu started to attack, Gu Qingyun could only draw out the sword in his hand——

This elf is so narrow-minded, if he fails in courtship, he will fight? !

——I don't know how long it took, Gu Qingyun was already exhausted, and when he raised his arms, there was a burst of soreness, then the peach blossom spirit appeared and said: "Since you took my flowers, you need to fulfill my wish."

Gu Qingyun was already exhausted, so he didn't care what the other party said, just agree first.

"The peach tree behind your garden is my real body. You need to water it with fairy water every day and deworm it yourself."

"Remember—"

When Gu Qingyun woke up, the genius had just dimmed, and the book boy looked at him with incredible eyes, as if saying, why did you wake up so early today?

He ignored the book boy's surprised eyes, ran to the back of the courtyard of the Wuming Building, and indeed saw a bare peach tree with peach leaves and branches on it, but no peach blossoms.

Thinking of the last entrustment of the peach blossom essence in the dream, irrigate it with fairy water every day and deworm it personally.

The little book boy followed, seeing Gu Qingyun's pensive expression staring at the peach tree, and said, "What's wrong, my lord?"

Gu Qingyun touched the trunk: "I think this tree grows pretty well."

"That's nature. The flowers, plants and trees here are all carefully taken care of by everyone." Hearing this compliment, the book boy smiled.

Then he heard Gu Qingyun say: "Very good."

"Then, chop it up."