Lord, you are broken

Without saying a word, Yu Ze closed the door behind his back.

Guan Wu laughed dryly, took a cushion silently, and covered his indescribable part.

Yu Ze asked dryly, "What are you doing?"

Guan Wu also replied dryly: "No reason."

Yu Ze looked at him expressionlessly.

Guan Wu's back felt hairy, and he really wanted to beat himself up just now.

Make you mean!Let you be bored!Go to sleep when you are bored!What little porn books to read, what little dicks to touch!Look, it's unlucky now, it can't close the game!

Guan Wu took a peek at the position of his trousers out of the corner of his eye, and felt that it should be within reach, so he moved his hand slowly.

Yu Ze snatched it quickly and threw it away, and the pants flew to the shelf in the corner.

Guan Wu: "..."

What does this mean?

Yu Ze's face didn't turn red and his heart didn't beat, he continued to stare at Guan Wu without blinking.

Guan Wu said nonchalantly, "You...what do you want to do?"

Yu Ze didn't answer but said, "I should be the one asking you this, right? You are doing this kind of thing secretly in a room alone."

Guan Wu blushed even more.

It's shameful to do this kind of thing, but it's nothing compared to the embarrassment of being smashed.

He stammered and said: "I, I just saw something in this cabinet and looked it up out of curiosity... No, I should ask you, why is there such a thing in the room? Yu Ze, I I remember people like you before, why didn't you see each other for five years, and then became, became so..."

"What changed?" Yu Ze asked.

Guan Wu looked at him, not daring to say the word "obscene".

Yu Ze said again: "And you also said that it was five years ago, and it's not like you don't know how much five years can change a person."

Guan Wu was speechless, but at the same time he felt heartbroken: "Then you can't treat this kind of thing as a hobby, I tell you that too much masturbation will hurt your body!"

Yu Ze: "...???"

Guan Wu continued to grieve: "How can you put a cabinet full of pornographic books! Can't you read some serious books?"

As a domineering male protagonist surrounded by clouds of beauties, he still relies on little yellow books to relieve stress, which makes the listeners feel sad and cry.This is a bit too broken, a few romance novels are better than this!

Yu Ze looked bewildered.

He crossed Guanwu, turned out all the things in the bedside table, and then his face turned dark.

Guan Wu hugged the cushion, trembling with fear.

What does this mean?Getting annoyed because the little secret was discovered?

Yu Ze gritted his teeth and read out a name: "Ning! Chang!"

Guan Wu: "..."

Yu Ze said fiercely: "Ning Chang put these things in, I don't know!"

Guan Wu: "...Oh."

Yu Ze narrowed his eyes: "Did you read it?"

Guan Wu subconsciously nodded his head, then immediately shook his head vigorously, and said righteously: "What are you talking about, how can an upright person like me look at such vulgar things!"

"Oh?" Yu Ze was caught off guard and grabbed Guan Wu's cover, "Then tell me what you were doing just now."

Guan Wu: "Uh..."

Yu Ze: "Huh?"

Guan Wu: "I just... want to study philosophy."

Yu Ze: "..."

Guan Wu: "Later I found out that my understanding of things like philosophy was a little bit weaker, and I couldn't comprehend it, so it's better not to indulge in it, it's important to do something serious."

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't think so."

He grasped Guan Wu, who had managed to harden up a little earlier, but was now softened by fright, and said with an evil smile: "I think we can still discuss it in depth."

(Pull the light, pull the light, see Fishbone for details)

【Ding!The fake girl is worth 20, please keep up the good work of the host! 】

Guan Wu tightly covered his face in the quilt, and refused to let go no matter what Yu Ze said.

What did he do just now?What did Yu Ze do to him?My God, this world is wrong!

The male lead actually licked him ahhhhhh! ! ! ! !

If you want to say that the two are good friends, Guan Wu will admit it, but the relationship between the two is not even the most ordinary senior brother, but Yu Ze gave him a fuck!Not the kind of mutual help!

Guan Wu couldn't help pursing his lips again.

Yu Ze kissed him just now!what does that mean?It definitely doesn't mean the relationship between seniors and brothers!It's even more impossible to be friends! ! !

Guan Wu felt that the whole person was not well.

If in the original book, Yu Ze regards him as a woman, then there is still an explanation.But didn't he show Ding Dinglu to Yu Ze a long time ago?It can't be a mistake, but Yu Ze was very excited just now, could it be that the rhythm is about to bend?

No no no, don't scare yourself.

Guan Wu comforted him, although he is a rotten man, he also understands that the stallion male lead would rather bend than bend. Even if he withers, even if all the girls leave him, he will definitely not become a gay man!

……

But what happened just now! ! ! !

Man, you are broken! ! ! ! ! !

Brother Wu is a pure man with no big breasts, no big butt, but only a penis! ! ! ! !

Guan Wu was tangled in the quilt all by himself, seeing that he refused to look at him, Yu Ze stopped in front of him and turned around to fetch water.

Hearing the sound of the door closing, Guan Wu finally revealed half of his eyes from under the quilt, secretly looked at the situation, and was greatly relieved when he saw that Yu Ze was not in the room.

Crazy guesses flopped back and forth in his mind, making Guan Wu extremely distressed.

After a long time, he finally came up with an answer. He felt that it was necessary for him to discuss it with Yu Ze.

Like...was he really bent, or was it just a moment of curiosity?

The latter is estimated to be more likely.

Maybe it's because his body hasn't matured yet, Guan Wu, who had a haircut once, was particularly exhausted. He lay down in a quiet room for a while, not caring about waiting for Yu Ze to come back to settle accounts with him, and fell asleep in a daze.

As soon as Yu Ze entered the room, what he saw was Guan Wu sleeping soundly with his little belly hanging out, a corner of the quilt barely covered the radiant spring.

Yu Ze laughed.

He originally thought that Guan Wu would lose his temper even if he didn't have a fight with him, but he never expected that he would actually fall asleep while being sullen, and he was immediately angry and funny.

But after today, he will never forget what happened.

With a gentle smile on Yu Ze's face that he didn't even know he had, he lifted off the only cloth on Guan Wu's body and wiped his body for him.

Most of the coughing liquid was wiped away by Yu Ze's hands, leaving only some dots on the lower abdomen.

Yu Ze's movement of wiping was very gentle, and Guan Wu couldn't help humming twice in his sleep.

Yu Ze only felt a heat in his lower abdomen.

When he solved the problem for Guan Wu just now, he didn't solve his own, even the indescribable part has not been settled yet.But Yu Ze knew that everything should not be rushed, and Guan Wu's acceptance of his help meant that he did not reject him, but if he forced Guan Wu, it would be difficult to explain the follow-up matters, so Xu Xu's plan is the best.

One day, he will let Guan Wu completely belong to him.

Yu Ze at this time would not know, because he let go for a while, they would miss so many years.

After wiping Guan Wu's body, Yu Ze took care of his own by the way, then covered him with a quilt and prepared to rest.

However, when his eyes swept over his calf, he stopped completely.

Above Guan Wu's ankle, a pink crescent moon was lying quietly on his slender calf, soft and beautiful.

Yu Ze couldn't make any sound for a while.

If it is said that the calf is mistaken for the arm, is it possible?

possible.

Yu Ze remembered that he was seriously injured and comatose, he couldn't even recognize the face, not to mention that Guan Wu's calf was so thin, it was a white ball, it was not impossible to mistake it for an arm.Otherwise, how to explain it, this petal is exactly the same as the crescent-shaped birthmark in his memory.

After eight years, although it is very long, he will never forget the gift Yu Ze received for the first time in his youthful career.

He always thought that after being thrown off the cliff by Lu Chengying, it was an unknown woman who rescued him and left, and that it was Guan Wu who turned into a cat and stayed with him at the bottom of the cliff for three years.

Guan Wu, who had been with him for three years, was naturally more important in his heart, but he never forgot the girl who fed him medicine to ease his pain.

But tell him now that Guan Wu is the girl from back then!

Yu Ze felt that his mind was a little confused.

He wanted to wake Guan Wu up and ask him if he was the one who rescued him from the water, but he was afraid of getting an answer.Are you afraid of getting an affirmative answer, or a no?Yu Ze couldn't explain it himself.

He suddenly remembered the bracelet he had picked up.

When he returned to Jianzong, he asked almost all the female cultivators in Hongxiu Peak, but he didn't get any results. Now, he can give it a try.

He raised Guan Wu's right hand, and put on the pink crystal bracelet that had been in the bracelet for eight years for him.

The size is just right, exactly.

Yu Ze had a lump in his throat, and after a while he burst out laughing again, covered Guan Wu with the quilt, and left the room with a water basin in his hand.

----

Guan Wu fell asleep soundly.

The same cat litter as Hongxiu Peak made him feel like he had returned to the comfortable and extravagant life of salted fish five years ago.

Guan Wu forgot where he was for a moment, stretched greatly, and rolled on the bed again, only to wake up because of the unusual touch on his lower body.

The memory of last night came back instantly.

He threw off the quilt in horror, and then covered it back in horror.

Why!Why is he not wearing pants!

When did he fall asleep yesterday?What did Yu Ze do to him after falling asleep, why is he not wearing pants!

The door was pushed open.

Guan Wu quickly pulled the quilt to his chest, like a defiled little girl with yellow flowers.

Yu Ze: "..."

He paused, and walked in with a plate.

Guan Wu subconsciously said: "Hey, didn't the maid deliver it today?"

Yu Ze said indifferently: "Are you disappointed?"

Guan Wu said: "If it's the one from yesterday evening, I won't be disappointed, but if it's the one from yesterday during the day..."

Yu Ze's eyes sharpened.

"...I really want to ask if my breasts will sag, it's so hot." After Guan Wu finished speaking absent-mindedly, his gaze was completely attracted by the food in Yu Ze's hand, "What are you eating today?"

Yu Ze said, "Egg porridge."

Guan Wu's face collapsed in an instant, "It's not enough to eat at all."

Yu Ze brought only one bowl, okay?Although it was a bowl as big as his face.

"It's better to have a light meal in the morning," Yu Ze handed over the porridge, "You have to control your food intake in the future." Every time I eat so much, I'm really worried that his belly will burst.

Guan Wu muttered while drinking the porridge: "I'm not a little girl who wants to lose weight, why should I control my food intake."

Yu Ze: "..."

Sure enough, a bowl of porridge was far from enough for Guan Wu.

After drinking in two sips, Guan Wu looked at Yu Ze eagerly.

Yu Ze was worn out, his big golden eyes looked straight into the heart of the person, and he couldn't help but feel weak, so he had to offer another basin of dried fish silently.

Guan Wu offered a big smile without hesitation and ate with great relish.

Seeing that he was eating vigorously, Yu Ze couldn't help feeling depressed. Did he forget what happened last night?

"Guan Wu," he couldn't help asking, "Last night..."

Guan Wu was taken aback, and interrupted him: "Huh? Why don't you call me Senior Brother?"

Yu Ze: "..."

Guan Wu: "...well, you talk first."

Yu Ze: "How much do you remember about what happened last night?"

Guan Wu: "???"

Yu Ze's face darkened: "Forgot all?!"

Guan Wu chewed the dried fish, thought about it carefully, and then...sprayed the dried fish on Yu Ze's face.

Yu Ze: "..."

Guan Wu: "Ahem... I, I haven't forgotten!"

He said that he seemed to have forgotten something, and it turned out to be this!It's all Yu Ze's fault, he gave him delicious food as soon as he entered the door, causing him to forget everything.

Guan Wu cleared his throat, and after Yu Ze wiped his face clean, he said seriously: "Well, what happened last night, I think we should stop talking about it."

Yu Ze: "...Why?"

Guan Wu: "In short, it's not very good. You see, we are both men, and there are so many beautiful girls around you. How pitiful it is for you to let them down, right?"

Yu Ze: "What does it have to do with them?"

Guan Wu's eyes widened.

Listen, is this what the hero said!Shouldn't the male lead clear everything for his own harem, then embrace left and right, and dominate the world!What does it mean to have anything to do with them?

Seeing Guan Wu's expression, Yu Ze knew that he was thinking wildly again, narrowed his eyes and said, "You really want me to be with them?"

Guan Wu expressed with his eyes: Otherwise, who else do you want to be with?

Yu Ze pursed his lips and asked again: "Then what about you, who do you want to be with?"

Guan Wu was taken aback for a moment, and said: "If there are no accidents, it should be Yue Mingyan." After all, they still have the title of fiancée, but it's okay not to be together, the future is unlimited.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the voice fell, the door of the room was slammed shut with a "bang", and the door panel was almost snapped.

Guan Wu stared blankly at Yu Ze who was leaving like a gust of wind, unable to recover for a while.

What did he say wrong again? ? ?