Lord, you are broken

Guan Wu subconsciously wanted to take off the collar, "What are you doing!"

"Don't move," Yu Ze grabbed his hand and said, "Become a cat."

Guan Wu: "...Huh?"

Yu Ze said, "Become a cat."

Guan Wu said: "...what do you want?"

Yu Ze said: "Turn into a cat first."

Guan Wu asked weakly: "Are you going to pluck my hair?"

Yu Ze: "..."

Guan Wu glanced at him again, but he didn't feel murderous, so he obediently turned into a cat.

Guan Wu could only see Yu Ze's shoes after his eyesight became lower, when did Yu Ze's feet become so big?It is much longer than his body, but it is true that Yu Ze is taller. Five years ago, he was only half a head taller than him, but now he is almost a head taller.

While thinking wildly, Guan Wu was picked up by Yu Ze.

Guan Wu still didn't know what Yu Ze wanted him to become a cat, but when Yu Ze held him close to the basin of clear water, alarm bells rang out in his heart.

Is Yu Ze going to help him take a bath? !

Although Guan Wu hated water, he was not a person who didn't like cleanliness. When he was in human form, he never took a bath vaguely, at most it was faster.But when he is a cat, he will never want to get wet!I don't know if it's a natural relationship, but as soon as the fur on his body is wet with water, he feels uncomfortable all over, which is more painful than having lice - although he hasn't had any.

Guan Wu knew that after wandering outside for a few days, he would get a lot of dust on his body, but can't he just say it when he takes a bath?Do you have to wait until he turns into a cat before telling him the bad news?

Too much!

Thinking of this, Guan Wu suddenly struggled hard.

Yu Ze pinched the back of his neck, Guan Wu's body softened, and he calmed down unwillingly.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! !

Guan Wu, who was pinched by the back of his neck, felt lazy and didn't want to move at all. He could only watch helplessly as he got closer and closer to the water, then symbolically waved his little paws and flopped a few times.

What Yu Ze called was hot water, and Guan Wu was quite comfortable when he was put in, if only his body didn't have wet hair sticking to it.

Yu Ze knew that the kitten didn't like water, so he washed the dust off his fur, fished it out, and plucked it with a towel to dry it.

The kitten's golden fur was messed up by the towel, and it was almost reversed. He shook his body unhappily, and the remaining bath water threw Yu Ze's face.

The kitten shook its butt, jumped back from the table to the ground, and returned to its human form.

Just now, the cat type couldn't swear at people, Guan Wu sprayed Yu Ze on the way back: "You want me to take a bath, can't you just talk about it!"

Yu Ze didn't expect him to be so disgusted, and said, "Are you uncomfortable?"

"Who will be comfortable with wet hair!" Guan Wu rolled his eyes, and reached out to take off the collar that was put back on his neck again.

Yu Ze grabbed his hand, "Don't move."

Guan Wu was inexplicable: "Why?"

Yu Ze just said: "Don't take it off, put it on."

Guan Wu: "..."

Yu Ze took out the pendant that Guan Wu had just returned to him from the bracelet, and put it back on Guan Wu's neck.

Guan Wu: "???"

Yu Ze said: "It's still up to you to keep it first."

Guan Wu said: "This is not very good, it is yours after all."

Yu Ze glared at him, and said, "That's not what you said when you snatched it away."

Guan Wu grumbled reluctantly: "Obviously I didn't say anything at the beginning..."

Yu Ze said: "Huh?"

Guan Wu said: "Nothing!"

Yu Ze went to change a basin of water, washed himself, and was ready to go to bed.

He looked at Guan Wu who was standing motionless by the bed, frowned and said, "Come up yet?"

Guan Wu twitched, "I'd better sleep on the table..."

Yu Ze stared at him without saying a word.

"Okay, okay," Guan Wu bite the bullet and climbed onto the bed, before he could sit still, Yu Ze hugged his waist and moved to the inside, "...can you squeak!" He was so scared that he broke out in cold sweat, What if you roll out of bed without holding on!

Yu Ze patted him on the back reassuringly.

Guan Wu was inexplicably comforted, and his body was not as tense as before.

Lying beside Yu Ze, Guan Wu's mood was a bit complicated.If it was five years ago, it would be no problem to let him and Yu Ze sleep in the same bed, but now, the relationship between them is very delicate, and it always feels a bit strange to share the same bed as if nothing had happened.

Guan Wu endured it, but he still couldn't hold back, "Tell me, what happened in the past few days."

Yu Ze said: "Do you really want to know?"

Guan Wu said: "That goes without saying, you still have to tell me why you got me out of Luyin Temple."

Yu Ze hesitated for a moment, but said it anyway.

Guan Wu couldn't help opening his mouth after hearing this, "You mean, you originally wanted to protect me?"

Yu Ze nodded, and said: "Jiang Ling'er wants to harm you, but I still have things to do in Shenshui Palace, so I can't blatantly tear myself apart with her, so I can only send you out first, who would have thought... "

Guan Wu said: "According to what you said, you originally wanted to do it secretly, but the spirit ghost discovered it."

Yu Ze said: "Yes, I suspect that the spirit ghost is a certain monk in Luyin Temple, and he has hidden his true cultivation. I don't know why he wants to target you, but you are obviously a huge threat to him."

Guan Wu was puzzled and said, "But why?"

Does he seem like a threatening big shot?

Yu Ze said: "In short, don't leave my side for the time being. I'm sure that the spirit ghost is a demon cultivator. As for his motives for lurking in Luyin Temple, I don't know. You will be safer if you stay with me."

Guan Wu curled his lips and said, "Wouldn't it be safer for you to send me back to Tianxian Sword Sect?"

Yu Ze asked back: "Don't you want to clear your name?"

Guan Wu said without thinking, "I thought you would be happier if I was punished."

As soon as the words fell, Yu Ze's face turned dark.

Guan Wu instantly regretted it, but he didn't know how to remedy it.

The atmosphere between the two was stalemate for a while, Yu Ze sighed and said, "Why do you always think of me so badly?"

Because you tortured labor and capital to death in the original book!Guan Wu complained.

"Because I pushed you down the endless abyss." Guan Wu said.

"Didn't you also say that you were trying to save me?" Yu Ze said, "Am I such an unreasonable person in your eyes?"

Guan Wu said: "So you believe my explanation?"

Yu Ze didn't answer, but said: "I never doubted your words."

Guan Wu became inexplicably happy.

But the next second he was unhappy again.

Because Yu Ze said: "But I was really angry with you back then, and I felt betrayed by you."

Guan Wu: "..."

Yu Ze said: "So don't expect me to let you go easily."

Guan Wu: "..."

Guan Wu wanted to escape a little bit.

But Yu Ze's strength was very strong, he was hugged by Yu Ze with one arm, and he couldn't move.

Guan Wu pressed his face against Yu Ze's chest, feeling a little depressed.Yu Ze seemed to be not the one who said those words just now, and closed his eyes with peace of mind.

But Guan Wu was Guan Wu after all, he struggled for a while, and soon fell asleep.

On the contrary, it was Yu Ze who opened his eyes again after Guan Wu's breathing stabilized.

Guan Wu's sleeping face was as innocent as ever, Yu Ze thought to himself, it would have been better if there hadn't been troubles caused by Yue Ling's selfishness back then.

After a sound sleep, we continued our journey the next day.

Guan Wu asked about Yu Ze's destination countless times on the road, but Yu Ze chose to remain silent, making Guan Wu's restless heart hang again.

After walking for three days, Guan Wu came to a house led by Yu Ze.

It is a very remote house, located at the foot of a mountain, and the nearest town has to be walked for half a day, but the environment is really nice, there are forests outside the walls, comparable to Jianzong.When entering the door, there was someone who looked like a nurse greeting Yu Ze.

Guan Wu couldn't help thinking, when did Yu Ze become so rich?

After entering the door, I walked through a small path. As soon as I came to the hall, a girl dressed in bright red greeted me.

Guan Wu froze after seeing her face clearly, and the other party couldn't help but frown.

But she still bowed to Yu Ze first, "Mozun, you are back."

Mozun? ! ! !

Guan Wu was stunned, did Yu Ze become a Demon Lord? !

He looked at Yu Ze in shock. In just five years, Yu Ze has been in the Demon Realm to this extent? !

Yu Ze nodded to the girl, and said, "Ning Chang, how is Hongxiu Residence doing?"

Ning Chang, who was the saint of the demon clan back then and is now Yu Ze's subordinate, replied respectfully: "Return to Demon Lord, someone cleans it every day, and you can move in at any time."

"Very good," Yu Ze said, "There's nothing else going on here, you can go down and rest first."

Ning Chang took the order to retreat, but before leaving, she took a deep look at Guan Wu.

Guan Wu was terrified.

Who can tell him why the terrible demon hottie appears here!

Yu Ze didn't seem to notice anything, and pulled Guan Wu forward.

Guan Wu couldn't help asking: "Yu Ze, why is Ning Chang here?"

Yu Ze calmly said: "She is my housekeeper, where can she be if she is not here?"

... Take care of the butler? !That's right!Such a beautiful girl, although she has a bad personality, but you actually let her be a housekeeper? !She used to be a demon saint after all, right?

Seeing Guan Wu's doubts, Yu Ze explained: "She challenged me many times and lost, so she naturally became my subordinate."

Guan Wu: "..."

Who can tell him why this hero seems to be a little bit wrong.

As a girl, wouldn't it be a harem if she was defeated?

But no one answered him this question, and they came to the Hongxiu Residence that Yu Zekou had mentioned.

It was named Hongxiuju, and it was actually exactly the same as Shangguanwu's residence on Hongxiu Peak!Guan Wu looked in surprise at the same plants and trees on Hongxiu Peak, and suspected that Yu Ze's mind might be a little out of order.

He stammered: "You, why do you want to arrange this place like this?"

Yu Ze said: "No reason."

Guan Wu's expression was complicated.

Yu Ze pushed him forward: "Go in."

Guan Wu stepped in cautiously.

There was no one in Hongxiuju, only two handymen were cleaning. Seeing Guan Wu coming in, he was slightly taken aback, and then saluted Yu Ze behind him.

Counting it, Guan Wu hasn't returned to Jianzong for almost five years, and he also misses Hongxiu Peak a little. Now that he sees Hongxiuju, which is almost exactly the same as Hongxiu Peak, he feels a kind of tranquility of returning home.

He walked into "his own room", and sure enough, even the furnishings in the room were exactly the same.

During the half a year when Yu Ze lived next door to him, he often visited his room, no wonder he knew it so clearly, even the number of cushions on the bed was not bad.As soon as Guan Wu saw that bed, he couldn't help it. Seeing that there were no outsiders on the left and right, he immediately turned into a cat and jumped on it.

Yu Ze closed the door smoothly.

The kitten was jumping up and down on the mattress. The whole cat was lazy, its bones were crispy, and it was extremely happy.

Yu Ze felt itchy to watch, sat on the edge of the bed, and stroked the kitten's fur belly.

The kitten kicked its legs in enjoyment, and then froze.

Under Yu Ze's puzzled eyes, the kitten put away her self-satisfaction, turned over, and silently covered the place that shouldn't be exposed.

Yu Ze laughed and said, "I never felt shy when I saw you before."

That was before!The kitten complained with its eyes, and then changed back into a human form, kneeling on the bed.

There was no regret in Yu Ze's eyes.

Guan Wu changed the subject and said, "Is there anything to eat?"

"...Yes," Yu Ze was taken aback for a moment, then the corners of his mouth twitched, "Wait, I'll get it for you." After finishing speaking, he got up and left the room.

However, Yu Ze did not come back soon.

Guan Wu originally thought that Yu Ze meant that there were ready-made ones in the house, but he didn't expect to wait almost half an hour before he arrived late.Behind him was a beautiful maid, holding a tray with steaming food on it.

Is it made now?

Guan Wu rolled his eyes, Yu Ze couldn't make a special meal for him, at least he became a Demon Lord.

Yu Ze raised his chin and signaled the maid to put the things on the bed table.

The maid's figure is really good, when she walked in front of Guan Wu, the two soft lumps on her chest were ready to come out, her wasp waist and long legs were impeccable, Guan Wu blushed when she saw it.

It is said that the girls of the Demon Race are very hot, could it be this one?But since Yu Ze has become a Demon Lord, it is not impossible that there are several demon maids in the house.

Guan Wu is here to analyze the identity of the maid, while Yu Ze is watching from the side until his eyes are about to burst into flames.

Take a look, what's there to see!Does it look good with him!

Yu Ze was so angry that he was almost on the verge of smoking, especially when Guan Wu was accidentally scalded by the freshly cooked dish because he was watching the maid so engrossed, his anger finally reached its peak.

He scolded the maid a few words and kicked them out.

Guan Wu stared at him in a daze, half a piece of meat was still in his mouth, and he always felt that Yu Ze's temper was much more irritable...

Yu Ze said angrily, "What are you looking at!"

Guan Wu immediately lowered his head to eat.

Yu Ze stared at him for a while, finally calmed down, and said, "Eat slowly, don't choke."

Guan Wu nodded absent-mindedly, and continued to devour.

Just by smelling the taste, you can tell it's Yu Ze's handiwork. It's still as delicious as five years ago, but I don't know how many girls Yu Ze has seduced with this handicraft.The spoiler seems to say that at least half of the girls in the harem were caught by his cooking skills, and a small half depends on their appearance, and the rest depends on their strength.

After eating five dishes, Guan Wu rubbed his stomach, feeling a little unfulfilled.

But at any rate, Yu Ze made it with his own hands, and he felt a little embarrassed when he said he wasn't full, so he found a different topic.

"Yu Ze, was that girl just now a demon?"

Yu Ze's face turned dark when he heard it, and he snorted coldly, "So what."

Guan Wu sighed and said with emotion: "The breasts are really big."

Yu Ze: "..."

Guan Wu continued: "The face is really beautiful, but not as good-looking as Ning Chang."

Yu Ze: "..."

Guan Wu said desperately: "You said her breasts are so big, will they sag when they get old?"

Yu Ze didn't want to make any expression, just flung his sleeves and left.

Guan Wu: "???"

What did he say wrong again?

Yu Ze was so angry all afternoon, he didn't even show up when the maid delivered the meal at night.

But at any rate, Guan Wu understood his anger, it seemed that it was because he praised the maid for her beauty, otherwise, why would the girl who came to deliver meals at night suddenly turn into a bull-eyed, nose-shaped and buck-toothed face, making the official so greedy? Wu almost didn't even eat his meal.Fortunately, Yu Ze was skilled in craftsmanship, otherwise his appetite would have been spoiled.

Guan Wu hiccupped and sighed for Yu Ze's narrow-mindedness.

At least he said that the girl was beautiful, but he didn't want to do anything, as for what.

He was the only one left in the room, had enough sleep during the day, and whether there was anyone around him to chat with, Guan Wu started to wander around the room.

Although it's not good to mess around with things in other people's homes, Guan Wu is really boring. He thought he wouldn't mess around anyway, so it's okay to take a look, and he can also test how much the room is restored.

He first checked the wardrobe and dressing cabinet, but found nothing interesting, then looked at the decorations in the whole room, and then tragically found that he didn't really remember what his room looked like.

In the end there was only the bedside table.

Guan Wu clearly remembered that his bedside table was full of snacks, so that he could get them as soon as he reached out.

But Yu Ze's bedside table doesn't seem to be like this.

Guan Wu looked at the bottles and cans in the cabinet, took out a bottle and sniffed it, there was a faint scent of flowers, and inside was an unknown white paste, I don't know what it was, could it be a wound medicine?

There is also a stack of booklets on the second floor, and there are four or five at a glance.

Guan Wuxin said that Yu Ze was still a child at heart, so he took it out, but after turning two pages, he was in a bad mood.

There are villains with intertwined limbs... This is actually a spring palace map!

Yu Ze, are you worthy of your status as the hero! ! !

Guan Wu rants about Yu Ze crazily, and can't help but flip through all the pamphlets.

There are men and women, and there are men and women, even props, three chops, and other messy plays that Guan Wu doesn't know what they are, it's so embarrassing!

With a red face, Guan Wu stuffed the booklet back, and sat on the bed like a sage.

After sitting for a few minutes, he felt a little restless again.

He was only 16 years old before time travel, and he had had nocturnal emission for a long time, but it was so rare that he could count it on one hand, and the number of times he masturbated was not too many, because he thought it was meaningless.But speaking of it, he hasn't experienced anything like that since transmigrating, and he doesn't feel it at all. Could it be because he is a divine beast and is underage?

And I didn't feel much when I read the comic book just now. Of course, it may be because the drawing is too ugly, but Guan Wu is still a little worried...won't he not lift his body?

As soon as this idea came out, Guan Wu became a little worried.

Although it's a bit vulgar to think about this kind of thing as a guest at someone's house, but I really care about it!

After a fight with the villain in his mind, Guan Wu decided to do a little test, nothing else, just a test!

He listened carefully and made sure that no one was passing by outside the house, then carefully took off his pants, held his penis solemnly, and moved it up and down gently.

It took about 5 minutes before I felt a little hard.

Guan Wu was a little anxious, what the hell is he really not lifting?The more he thought about it, the worse it became, and the force and speed of the friction also increased.

At this moment, the door of the room was pushed open.

"How's your dinner..." The voice stopped abruptly.

Guan Wu's whole body was stiff, his neck turned [-] degrees with a "click" and he looked at the person with no expression on his face.

Yu Ze: "..."

Guan Wu: "..."

Let me explain! ! ! ! ! ! ! !