I'm his boyfriend
Work related
Make me happy. "
Liang Xin suddenly became enlightened, and only then realized that he was digging into a dead end.With Xu Jiatian's appearance, will there be fewer women chasing him?If you don't know how to learn, you have to understand.
Liang Xin smiled and said, "What do you want to tell me?"
Xu Jia said to himself that he had never seen a person who changed his face so quickly, and this Liang Xin was either a pervert or a big pervert.He looked at Liang Xin defensively, and said, "I want to clarify the grievances between us with you."
Liang Xin said: "If you stroke enough, you can stroke it clearly, but if you rub it, you can stroke it clearly."
Xu Jia went crazy, "Spicy chicken, can you stop talking dirty to labor and management!!!"
5 How can life be so frustrating
This is an awkward chat between the victim and JJ Fan.
Xu Jiashu and Liang Xin were sitting at the head of the bed, trying to reason with Liang Xin.
Xu Jia said straightly: "I slept with your woman without knowing it, but we still love you and I wish you, but you slept with me purely, you have no objection to this?"
Liang Xin nodded and shook his head again, "I agree with the former, but disagree with the latter. It's too ugly to say that it's strong, I just can't help it."
Xu Jia gritted his teeth and held back the swear words, and said with restraint: "You know how many times you have fucked me, and I would have paid off what I owed you long ago. Did you see the two policemen just now? If not I can't bear to let your great youth be buried in a chant, and I won't change my words temporarily. I'm a typical example of repaying grievances with kindness, don't you feel ashamed and flustered?"
Liang Xin nodded, and said: "I was not like this before. I was basically stable two or three times a week. I never indulged in bed affairs. I don't know why I became like this after I met you." He moved towards Xu Jiashu as he spoke. move.
"That's not what I'm talking about!" Xu Jiashu was in a hurry, he subconsciously wanted to do something, but then he thought about the huge difference in combat power between himself and the pervert, and scientifically gave up.
Seeing that Xu Jia's eyes turned red with anger, Liang Xin said indifferently, "Then who are you talking about? Oh, you should know me about calling the police. It wasn't because you were afraid of losing yourself in front of the police classmates. Is it right? If I don’t cooperate, you’ll be ashamed of yourself. It’s fine if you don’t agree with your body, but you have to repay kindness with grudges, tsk tsk.”
"Liang, Xin! I will fight with you!"
Xu Jiashu's string of reason finally broke, he didn't care if he was injured or physically invincible, he rushed directly to Liang Xin.
Liang Xin pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, seized the opportunity to tilt his body slightly, and Xu Jiashu hit the head of the bed firmly, almost causing the bridge of his nose to miss.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xu Jia growled like a groundhog with tears in his eyes, wanting to die aggrieved.He couldn't fight, he couldn't talk, the only national curse he was good at was sealed by the opponent's papa papa, Xu Jiashu was very painful.Especially under the background of Liang Xin's calm demeanor, he looked even more embarrassed. For the first time, Xu Jiashu felt that he was too incompetent.
Our beauty Xu Jia burst into tears.
"I'm so pissed off, I'm dead!" Xu Jia cried while hammering the bed board and kicking his legs, his slapstick appearance was exactly the same as his old mother.
However, human beauty is born to take advantage, and coupled with the filter in the eye of the beholder, Xu Jiashu's sloppy behavior naturally becomes coquettish in Liang Xin's eyes.
Xu Jiashu was out of breath from crying on the other side, while Liang Xin held him in his arms to relieve him, completely without the consciousness that he was the culprit.
"Don't live, what will I do if you die."
Liang Xin is also a character, so he made a sarcastic tone when talking about his love.Xu Jia listened to it, and really hated this person.
"Liang Xin, fuck me..." As soon as he uttered a dirty word, Liang Xin's tongue stuffed him back into his stomach.Xu Jiashu was angry and disgusted, he pushed the annoying thing out with all his strength, he didn't expect that the other party didn't resist, but he broke into the other party's territory with too much force, and couldn't leave when he wanted to leave.Liang Xin took advantage of the situation to lightly bite his tongue and suck it. He wanted to back up but was pressed even tighter by the big hand behind his head, and his hands had already been imprisoned behind his back, so he could only let Liang Xin kiss him.
Xu Jiashu didn't know whether it would be better for him to be pissed to death, or to be suffocated to death by being kissed by a perverted glass.But one thing he can be sure of is that he wants to wait until he is at least 80 years old before going to see the Jade Emperor. God is pitiful to see that he is only 24 now with all his money!Fortunately, Liang Xin still had some humanity left, and he let go when he was about to suffocate.
"Your vital capacity isn't very good." Liang Xin said with a smile.
Xu Jia took a deep breath, coughed twice and said in despair: "Liang Xin, what do you want to say to me, it's impossible for us to stay here forever, right?"
Liang Xin lowered his head and smiled at Xu Jia, saying, "It's not that good, I want to get along with you."
Xu Jia was dumbfounded, thinking that Liang Xin was going to fight him for a long time!He didn't want to waste his great youth on perverts.It seems that revenge or not is not important now, what is important is how to get rid of this pervert.
Xu Jiashu carefully looked at Liang Xin's face, and said, "If you want to be nice to me, you have to ask me if I'm happy or not? There is a saying that a twisted melon is not sweet, and it's boring to have a partner like this."
Liang Xin saw Xu Jia's deer-like eyes blinking at him, his appearance was very pitiful and cute, and the expression on his face couldn't help becoming more gentle, but the words he said didn't match the gentleness at all.
"People who buy melons still care about melons and think they are boring? You are so funny, big baby. Let me tell you, I don't ask much, as long as there are melons to eat, it is sweet or not."
"I c..." Xu Jiashu made Liang Xin want to swear again, but he held back after only half a sound, because he saw Liang Xin pouted at him like a threat and wanted to kiss him, so he Instantly turned off the fire again.
"Hey, so cute." Liang Xin patted Xu Jiashu's face and said with a smile, "I'm not an unreasonable person. As long as you make me happy, I can say whatever I want. I know you were deceived by Mina." It’s wrong to be in the dark, but it can’t cover up the fact that you gave me a cuckold. If I were a straight man, this matter would be easy to handle. I just use some small means to teach you two lessons. But it’s complicated. In my case, I am a twin, and I have a crush on you. So I will let you go on Mina's side, and I will not do anything to you on your side. I just want to have a good relationship with you. If you agree, from now on we two It's a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship. If you don't agree, I'll solve it by thinking like a straight man."
It's also because Liang Xin had the nerve to say it out, and he wouldn't do anything to people. He raped everyone, and he even put on a fair and honest face. The quality of a profiteer is not hard.Xu Jiashu was also terrified of being tormented by the big devil Liang Xin, a bit of a precursor to Stockholm Syndrome, and at this moment he was secretly glad that the beast was finally willing to reason.
Xu Jiashu was feeling lucky, and said nervously, "For example, what method should be used?"
Liang Xin lightly said: "Be more civilized, give me five years of free labor, and our accounts will be settled. Uncivilized... I really can't bear it."
What does it mean to give him a free job?So the one who said it was the boss of the company?
Xu Jiashu shut up, why did he feel that the civilized solution he said was too civilized, which made him a little unbelievable.
The person in Liang Xindian's arms trembled, "So which one do you choose?"
xxxxxx, Xu Jiashu cursed secretly in his heart.He was dumbfounded by Liang Xin's anger before, but this time he came back to the anger.He can reason with the insanity, if he is really cured with a few words, then it would be a big reward for good and bad!Now the top priority is how to get out, as long as he leaves the hotel and keeps Chrysanthemum, he is afraid that he will be caught.
Ding.
Xu Jia, an acting school, went online.
Xu Jia raised a constipated expression and said, "But I'm a straight man."
Liang Xin saw that Xu Jiashu had loosened up, and he still looked like Ai Ai, so he liked it so much, he wished he could hug him and roll the sheets again, and then ask Xu Jiashu to sign for him and never bend straight again.But he also knows not to push people too hard, threatening once or twice is fun, threatening too much will be boring, so it's not like robbing civilian men (short oil, he really knows).It's not Liang Xin's style that he can't talk about a good relationship and turn it into a routine of debt repayment.
So Liang Xin said kindly: "Don't worry, there is only glass that doesn't work hard, and there is no straight man who can't break it. I will solve the technical problems, and you will overcome the psychological difficulties. We will work together to create a better future." tomorrow."
Xu Jia vomited blood. He always thought that he was shameless enough, but he didn't expect that the person in front of him was even more shameless than him.But he can't show any tricks on his face, otherwise his success will fall short.
Xu Jia said straightly: "Then you have to give me time to buffer, you can't force it at every turn, you have to ask me if I like it, and give me the most basic respect."
Liang Xin readily agreed this time, and said, "No problem. I'm not a pervert, but I like hard work. Sex in bed is always fun when you love me. Especially between men and men, it must be... ..."
"Stop!" Xu Jiashu was afraid that it wouldn't be good for Liang Xin to teach him by example while he was talking, so he hurriedly interrupted and made a positive statement, "It's better for me to go back and study by myself for professional knowledge."
Liang Xin thought that Xu Jiashu was being shy, so he said in a serious tone: "Okay, give me your email later, and I'll ask my assistant to sort out a comprehensive set of information and send it to you. Take a look when you have time, let's take our time. Don't look for resources on the Internet yourself, the resources on the Internet are too wild, I'm afraid... ahem, it will lead you down again."
In fact, Liang Xin was worried that the male protagonists of calcium tablets on the Internet are generally not good-looking, and he is not interested in seeing a pair, let alone Xu Jiashu, who is straight?Liang Xin was afraid that Xu Jiashu would be fine if he didn't learn before, but if he learned it, it would be counterproductive and he would suffer from misogyny.
Goddamn "comprehensive information", Goddamn "make you bad again", Xu Jiashu was completely convinced, he silently said in his heart to cherish life and stay away from perversion.
"Okay, then I'll be waiting for your... information. Then what, didn't you leave, why are you back again?" Xu Jiashu changed the subject.
Liang Xin looked at Xu Jiashu lying in his arms, raised his face and talked to him without any repulsion, he was both proud and somewhat inexplicably satisfied.Liang Xin thinks that it is better to have a civilized love or a civilized love. After all, this is the first person in his life who has lost his mind and heart. He not only likes romance, but also loves love.
Liang Xin said softly: "Yesterday I tormented you a lot, so it's not good to leave like this, so I postponed the morning schedule and came back to accompany you. Let's go eat something later."
Xu Jia smiled bitterly and said, "Didn't you agree to give me some time to adapt? Can you give me some space to sort out my mood?"
"Okay, then I'll ask the waiter to bring you something to eat, and you can make do with it first." Liang Xin looked at the watch on his wrist, kissed Xu Jia on the lips and finally released him, and ordered: "Fang Take my account away, and you can rest. I will greet you at the company, and you can go to work directly when you are ready. I may be busy for a few days, so you take advantage of these few days to study well and wait for me to come back and accept the results. "
Seeing that Liang Xin was really about to leave, Xu Jiashu almost knelt down and shouted long live to him three times.He held back the tears in his eyes and said to Liang Xin: "Yes. Goodbye."
Goodbye Nxxxx!
Liang Xin didn't know what Xu Jiashu was thinking, so he kissed his lips again, and said in a coquettish and romantic tone, "Goodbye."
6 Jerry Carrying a Gun in the Den
Xu Jiashu sent the big devil away, not caring about the pain in his butt, so he quickly put on his clothes and left.But when he went to the front desk to check out, Liang Xin turned his back on him again. It turned out that his so-called spending was his account, and he had to pay the rent for the three days from now on. More than 1 yuan was in vain, and Xu Jiashu's heart was bleeding.
Xu Jia came out of the hotel with his head drooping. He originally wanted to take a taxi home, but he was reluctant to pay for it. Seeing that it was not far from the company where Xiao Quze was sent, and he could get off work in two or three hours, he decided to go to his place to pick up the car. .
After walking a few steps, Mina's phone call came.
Xu Jiashu hesitated for a moment, but took it anyway.
"Jia Shu..."
"Ah."
"I'm sorry, I'm the one who troubled you."
Hearing Mina's guilty tone, Xu Jia knew that she knew it, and he had nothing to say.
"Ah."
"I'm going to City X, take care."
"Take care of yourself."
The sun at three o'clock in the afternoon was extremely hot, and it made Xu Jiashu feel dizzy all the way.The first time he entered the air-conditioned office building, it made him shiver, and he didn't even feel comfortable.
When the elevator reached the 12th floor, Xu Jiashu greeted A Duo at the front desk and went straight to Qu Ze's office.
It is said that since Qu Ze was promoted, he seldom went to the company to find him.If Xu Jiashu was afraid of having a bad influence on Qu Ze, then absolutely not, he is not such a winking person.The root cause of the blame is that people need face and skin. He and Qu Ze have been playing together since they were young, and he is only two years older than him, except that he is not as good as him, and he is worse than him in every way.Especially when they were in school, it wasn't obvious. After all, the two were not in the same grade, but when it came to employment, the gap between people was exposed.While Xu Jiashu was still running around looking for jobs, Qu Ze had already been promoted and raised his salary and entered the middle class. You think he can panic without shame.In the past, he could flirt with the girls at the front desk carelessly when he was looking for Qu Ze to play. Since Qu Ze moved out of Gezijian and had his own office, he realized the gap between the two of them. Not in this mood anymore, even Quze Company would not come if they could.
So when Qu Ze saw Xu Jiashu, he thought that he was hallucinating from a night dream.
Qu Ze smiled and said, "Why are you here?"
Xu Jiashu is a typical mouse carrying a gun in the nest, although it can also be horizontal outside the nest, but it depends on the situation.But for Qu Ze, his little temper has always come out as he wants.In fact, it's not bad for Xu Jiashu, if someone indulges you without limit, so will you.
He said angrily: "What's the matter, you're not welcome? If you're not welcome, then I'll leave."
"Who offends you again and cast fire on me."
Qu Ze's tone was quite affectionate, it can be seen that it is a piece of material to shake M.As he spoke, he got up from his seat, walked over and grabbed Xu Jiashu, who was pretending to be a handsome man, and pressed him on the sofa. Unexpectedly, Xu Jiashu looked constipated as soon as his butt touched the sofa, and finally sat on it with his butt slanted.
Qu Ze frowned and said, "What's wrong with you?"
Xu Jiashu said impatiently: "It's nothing, hemorrhoids."
Qu Ze said: "You still have hemorrhoids, I haven't heard you mention it."
"Nonsense, I still have to report everything to you." Xu Jiashu felt a little dizzy as he spoke, thinking it was because he hadn't eaten for two days, "Do you have anything to eat?"
Qu Ze turned around and took out a box of chocolate pie from the table, unwrapped it and handed it to Xu Jiashu.Xu Jiashi wolfed down three of them, and was stopped by Qu Ze when he ate the fourth.
"Don't eat, it's time to eat later."
Xu Jiashu couldn't bear Qu Ze's old mother-like behavior the most, he tried to persuade him every time even though he couldn't persuade him, just like a routine.He grabbed the chocolate pie and continued to eat, and finally gave Qu Ze a white look.
Qu Ze didn't care, poured a glass of water into his hand, and brushed off the scum on his body, he was really like an old lady.
Qu Ze said: "Wait for me for an hour, we'll leave after I'm done with the matter at hand."
Xu Jiashu nodded, and just as he pulled out his phone to ask him to help charge it, a person called "husband" called in.
Husband?
I crack!
Xu Jiashu cursed in his heart, guessing that Liang Xin must have saved his phone number in his phone.He was so frightened that he quickly turned off the phone. He didn't want to charge it and lost his appetite, so Ge You collapsed on the sofa with his eyes open, not knowing what to think.
Qu Ze thought it was Xu Jiashu who broke up with some girl, he took it easy, turned around and continued to work, and tried to take this ancestor to eat something as soon as possible, judging by his virtue, he must be very hungry.
"Hey, you've been fooling around for the past two days. My godmother called me yesterday, so I'll make it up for you." Qu Ze was actually out of words, his godmother didn't mention her son at all. After all, that phone call was specially made to introduce him to someone, but in the end he managed to evade it with a few words.Originally, without Xu Jiashu, he felt that the most interesting thing was work, but with Xu Jiashu, the most interesting thing would always be Xu Jiashu. He just wanted to tease him and talk to him a few more words, and by the way, set him up recently. Where has he gone?
Xu Jiashu said weakly: "You're almost done, my mother is the only one who can ask about my itinerary? I can still believe you when I disappear for a month. She must be introducing someone to you, and treat me as a Looking for you under the guise."
Qu Ze smiled and said, "Haha, Zhimu is not like a son. Then what have you been doing these two days?"
Xu Jia stood still and was in a daze again.
Qu Ze raised his eyes to look at him, except he felt that he was still so handsome and handsome, and he was still a little dumbfounded. happy.
"I'll be done right away, think about where to eat later." Qu Ze changed the subject.
Xu Jiashu came back to his senses from the torture-like sex, in front of the absolutely safe environment and the absolutely trusted person, his tone unconsciously brought out a bit of grievance, "You can make me stutter, I think Have a drink with you."
Qu Ze's heart was softened by his aggrieved tone. He smiled and said, "Okay. Go to my new house."
late at night.
Xu Jia didn't dare to tell Qu Ze the pain in his heart until he was so drunk that he couldn't sit up straight, but the more this happened, the more aggrieved he felt.When he was raped by the beast, and when he was fighting wits and bravery with the beast, he felt a lot of energy in his heart, so he felt nothing. Now that energy naturally dissipated in front of Qu Ze, and he felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.He looked at Qu Ze, who had a gentle face beside him, and threw himself into his arms.
Qu Ze was so startled that Xu Jiashu choked on his drink when he was thrown into his arms, wetness came from his shoulders, he quickly put down the can of beer in his hand and hugged him back.
The atmosphere between the two can be sensational, although they are so nice to wear a pair of pants, they have never hugged each other like this, which makes Qu Ze feel a sense of happiness and unreality.He didn't know when he fell in love with Xu Jiashu, and he didn't know whether he liked Xu Jiashu because he liked the same sex, or because he liked Xu Jiashu. Him, no one else.He thought he was a straight man, and the only relative of his godmother, so he couldn't bear it and didn't dare to pull him into the water.It was only today that I found out that he was wrong about all this.But fortunately, his second fool has the courage to take the first step, otherwise they don't know how long they will be wasted.
Just when Qu Ze's kiss was about to fall on Xu Jiashu's black hair, his dream was shattered.
"Dad... oh, it would be great if you were my dad." Xu Jiashu hugged Qu Ze and cried loudly, revealing his heart that had been buried for many years in one sentence.He had no father since he was a child, and Qu Ze took good care of him since he was a child. He had really fantasized that Qu Ze was his father, but the age gap was too big, and this fantasy didn't survive long before he extinguished it.
Fuck it, Dad? !
Qu Ze almost cried too.
He grabbed Xu Jiashu from his arms and asked with a straight face, "What's wrong with you again?"
Xu Jia blinked his eyes vertically, trying to pretend to be stupid.
Qu Ze didn't like him, instead he pinched the back of his neck and looked at him coldly.
Xu Jiashu was still afraid of Qu Ze in his bones, and when he saw that it was not right, he said nonsense: "I didn't cause trouble, but I feel sad after being broken in love."
"Hehe." Qu Zexin believed him to be strange, he had never seen Xu Jiashu lose his soul for any woman, even when it came to his first love, he hadn't seen Xu Jiashu spend a lot of time thinking about it, at most he was lost for a day or two, I have a new girlfriend next week.
Xu Jiashu saw that he couldn't be fooled, so he said: "The girlfriend I just talked about two days ago is the woman of our department manager. It turned out to be a good job, but because of this, I lost my job."
Qu Ze frowned, "You! Forget it, look for it after you lose your job, be careful next time, don't hook up with anyone. You say you are too small, and if you fall in love again, find a serious girl to talk to, and don't always give in Mom is worried."
Xu Jia said that my mother has a big heart, and the little remaining maternal brilliance is still sprinkled on you, you still have the nerve to say that I don't let her worry about it, why don't you hurry up and have a serious talk with someone.
Seeing that the alarm was lifted, he began to get impatient with Qu Ze again, "I'm already annoying enough, so don't bother me. Seriously, if it weren't for our age, I would have thought I was Your cub."
Qu Ze couldn't laugh or cry when he heard Xu Jiashu's words, "Don't be an asshole with me, hurry up and take a shower!"
"I won't wash, I can't get up." Xu Jiashu said and lay down on the floor.
Qu Ze coaxed him nicely and said, "It must be washed, if you don't wash, you won't be able to sleep comfortably."
Xu Jiashu simply turned over and lay down on the floor, the rascal said: "You don't think I'm dirty, I won't sleep on your bed, you can't finish it. Leave me alone, you can wash it off quickly, you have to go to work tomorrow."
Seeing Xu Jiashu's intention to sleep on the floor, Qu Ze refused to agree.He stretched out his hand and raised Xu Jia upright, dragging him into the bathroom.
Xu Jiashu made up his mind not to take a bath, and if he didn't have any strength, he hung himself on him, and carried the rascal to the end.Not wanting to hang on and walk a few steps, Qu Ze unexpectedly picked him up.
The image of being hugged and put on the bed by that beast in the hotel with the same movements clearly flashed in his mind, Xu Jiashu was startled, and leaning against Qu Ze's chest, he lost his voice and said, "No!"
Qu Ze was surprised by Xu Jiashu's reaction, he could clearly see the panic in his eyes, but felt that Xu Jiashu was very attractive at this moment.
7 Being pitted and self-pissed
Xu Jia stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom and looked left and right. The dots of hickey marks on his fair body were particularly dazzling. He cursed in a low voice, returned to the shower to rinse off the foam, and soaked in the warm water. The water also washed away a lot of drunkenness.
Qu Ze was nowhere to be found in the bedroom, so Xu Jiashu went to the study to find someone.In fact, he was already very sleepy, but because he had ghosts in his heart, he was especially afraid of being spotted by others, so he planned to make amends to Qu Ze before going to bed, and tell a lie to cover it up.
In the study, Qu Ze was sitting in front of the computer looking at something.
Xu Jiashu stood at the door and pretended to be casual, "I'm done, you can wash it off."
"Well, for a while." Qu Ze's voice was dry and tense, and he didn't even look at Xu Jia.
"I can't do it if I have work to do, it's so late." Xu Jiashu didn't intend to leave.
Qu Ze couldn't help laughing, he looked at Xu Jiashu helplessly and said: "If you have something to say, hurry up, I'm busy."
Xu Jia stayed silent for a few seconds, and began to make up nonsense, "My new girlfriend is the one I told you that caused me to lose my job. He has a special habit. He likes to chew on people during sex. He made these bruises."
Want to cover up.
Even though he thought so in his heart, Qu Ze didn't show it on his face. He smiled and said, "Why didn't she gnaw off your penis?"
"Ah? Haha, what woman would be willing to hurt it." Xu Jiashu stood up to the air and sang: "Elephant Elephant~Why is your nose so long~"
Qu Ze said: "Oh. Would you like to do it then?"
Xu Jia was stunned, "What did you say?"
Qu Ze said: "Didn't you just say that that woman has special hobbies? So I asked, are you happy with her doing that?"
Xu Jiashu's heart returned from his throat, and he said with a dry smile, "Hehehe, it's okay."
"Are you using a female superior?" Qu Ze said casually.
"Ah?" Xu Jiashu didn't realize what Qu Ze asked. After all, sexy is no longer a mystery to men of their age. He was not sure that Qu Ze planned to discuss this with him.
"Come here." Qu Ze ordered Xu Jiashu in a gentle tone.
Xu Jiashu walked up to Qu Ze with a question mark on his face, and Qu Ze got up from the seat at the same time, he quickly grabbed Xu Jiashu's hand and put it into his shorts, pressing his chin on the top of Xu Jiashu's head, The voice was hoarse: "Brother, help me."
Xu Jiashu was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his hand, and stepped back a few steps: "I'm sorry, I didn't know what you meant when you said busy just now. If you are busy, you are busy. I won't bother you."
Qu Ze looked thoughtfully at Xu Jiashu's back as he fled in panic, and suddenly he lost all mood.He slumped back to his chair, the screen of Xu Jiashu's phone on the desk lit up again, Qu Ze stared at it blankly and ignored it, and after 1 minute, the screen displayed: Husband called, missed 9.
He suddenly understood, and found the reason why he felt that Xu Jiashu was so attractive at that time.Probably because he saw resistance to men in his stupid eyes.Because I have personally experienced the beauty between men and men, I resisted.
Who taught Xu Jiashu to understand this?
Husband?
Qu Ze's face was gloomy.
The sun was shining, and the little bird (don't be dirty, I'm Shimizu's writer) smiled at me.
Xu Jiashu had a dream about a bird all night, and almost died of insanity.
His mouth was dry, and he wanted to get up in a daze to look for water, but he found that there was already a glass of warm water on the bedside table, and a note was pressed under it.
Xu Jiashu gulped down the water, picked up the note and said: "Eat breakfast first, then snacks, hurry up and find a job, come on...Fuck, I shouldn't call you dad, I should call you mom .”
As soon as the words were finished, the familiar ringtone rang, Xu Jiashu frantically searched for the mobile phone, took it in his hand and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.He was worried that it was the pervert who changed his number to harass him, but after thinking about it, he had already escaped from the hotel, and he was afraid that he would be a fool.So Xu Jia gritted his teeth and connected the phone.
"Hello, who is it?"
"Hey hey, my old classmate is me, Gao Qiang."
Xu Jiashu's brain hurt when he heard Gao Qiang's laughter, he asked impatiently, "Is there something wrong?"
"This weekend we have a reunion with our high school classmates. Let me inform you that we will meet at Quanjude at six o'clock in the evening."
"Oh, let's talk. I may not be able to make it. It's very busy. Maybe I will work overtime at night."
Xu Jiazhi intuitively felt that this was a grand banquet, and he was determined not to send him to death.
I think it's just a twist of fate. In the past, high school reunions were used to hide Xu Jiashu behind a high wall. Now after the incident of reporting false alarms, the two just switched sides.
Gao Qiang said with a smile on the other end: "Don't, this year is the most well-rounded one. Even Bao Ma, who gave birth to triplets, overcame difficulties and came to the party. What's a valid reason for you to work overtime. Sing Night Owl, no matter how late you are in the class, you have to show us."
Wipe it, count yourself as cruel.
"Okay. It's okay, I'll hang up."
Gao Qiang heard that Xu Jiashu's promise was too happy, and he was somewhat worried. He resorted to his trump card and said: "Wait! Each person will be charged 350 in advance, more refunds and less compensation. You add my WeChat and give me the red envelope directly."
Xu Jiashu hung up the phone directly, and greeted the ancestors in the high wall all over his heart.
Do you have to prepay for class reunions?
That 350 yuan can't be wasted in vain, this time he has to go if he doesn't go.
Xu Jiashu tapped the phone screen vigorously, and was about to send the red envelope to Gao Qiang when he was interrupted by an incoming call.When he saw the word "husband" displayed on the phone, he was suddenly blessed.
"Ahem, hello." Xu Jiashu hurried forward with a guilty conscience before he was a thief.
"Well, are you willing to answer the phone?" Liang Xin's voice could not tell the emotion.
"I've been sleeping until now and didn't wake up." Xu Jiashu thought he would get angry.
Liang Xin chuckled, and didn't bother with this issue, "I'm in City G, and I'll be back next week."
Xu Jiashu heard from him that he would come back next week, and felt that he still had plenty of time to commit crimes, so he forced himself to deal with it and said, "Why are you so busy? I heard that the president mainly focuses on picking up girls, supplemented by being handsome. Everything is a cloud."
Liang Xin was amused by this silly boy, "Hehe, who said that. I'm just the CEO, not the chairman. How can I get the money to support you if I don't do serious things."
Xu Jiashu went down the donkey and said, "Don't say that, I haven't spent any of your money."
Liang Xin raised his eyebrows on the other end of the phone, Xu Jiashu opened his mouth to ask him for money.He secretly rejoiced, not afraid of what he wanted, but afraid that he didn't want anything.
"What do you want to buy?" Liang Xin said softly.
Xu Jiashu complained: "I don't want to buy anything, I just want you to report the hotel room fee to me."
"Pfft ha ha ha." Liang Xin didn't know how long he hadn't smiled like this, after meeting Xu Jiashu (although it was only three days ago) he seemed to be able to only smile like this.He couldn't help teasing Xu Jiashu with words, saying: "Didn't you say that the room fee is my account?"
"What kind of garlic are you pretending to be, I..." Xu Jiashu suddenly realized that his tone was wrong, and temporarily replaced "grass" with "cut", and said bluntly: "cut, you asked knowingly."
Because of the "cut", Liang Xin took what he said just now as being coquettish.But anyone who has no problem with hearing comprehension knows that Xu Jiashu's tone is far from being coquettish, and Liang Xin is indeed coquettish in his lover's ear!
Liang Xin put on a show and said, "Hey, can't you consider my feelings? As far as you and Mina are concerned, no matter how you look at it, I'm the one who got green. How dare you ask me to pay for you?" How can you bear the rent?"
Xu Jiashu put down the butcher's knife in his heart three times before he managed to calm down and said, "I'll just sleep with Mina for one night."
"Really...it seems to be true."
Why did Xu Jiashu hear Liang Xin's tone as if he didn't admit it? He said angrily: "You bastard, you raped me for how long, you don't know?! I fainted once and I remember it clearly. You and me 'Like' what 'like'!"
Liang Xin listened to Xu Jiashu's words on the other end of the phone, and patted the sofa and laughed out of breath. He felt that Xu Jiashu was so stupid that he was bubbling, but the more he was like this, the more attractive he was.
Xu Jiashu thought that Liang Xin was humiliating him, and he scolded: "You are a dead gay who gave birth to a child without a penis and a chrysanthemum..."
Liang Xin was afraid that Xu Jiashu would perform the Three-Character Classic of Crosstalk, and he would not be able to cure him if he was not around him, so he quickly raised the white flag and said, "Stop! Can you report to the company with the receipt? Don't get it wrong, I laughed because You are cute and painful, you are the one I like, and I will not despise you if I despise anyone."
Xu Jiashu was afraid that Liang Xin would go back on his word, "Then you should call the accountant right now. I have more than 1 yuan, and I'm afraid he won't be able to withdraw the cash immediately."
Liang Xin couldn't help teasing him, "Tsk tsk, yes, more than 1 yuan is not a small amount."
Xu Jia gritted his back teeth and said, "Liang, Xin."
Liang Xin seemed to hear the sound of his teeth grinding, and said with a smile: "Well, you can record a (undescribable) voice for me, and I will solve the problem immediately after receiving it. OK?"
Xu Jiashu knew that it was impossible for him to agree so easily.However, he fantasized about his reaction when he ran away after scolding Liang Xin in WeChat after taking the money.
"Okay!" Xu Jiashu responded happily.
Liang Xin said with a smile: "The duration should be at least 10 minutes. It must be gradual, full of ups and downs, and full of emotions to make people feel immersive. In short, let me change after listening to it, otherwise I will reject it."
"You are spicy..."
Before Xu Jiashu could scold him neatly, Liang Xin interrupted him, "Hurry up, baby, I'm going to take off my pants. Oh shit, bye."
In order to get back his huge sum of money, Xu Jiashu went all out.At this time, he was sitting in Quze's study, facing the computer screen full of comrade H text dubbing, and he was very conscious of the dubbing by the voice.
"do not do that……"
"don't want……"
"Um……"
It seemed that 10 minutes would be enough, but a notification popped up on his mobile phone screen: Two messages from the perverted bastard (Liang Xin).
Xu Jia was dumbfounded, so who is he sending the voice to now? !
He glanced at the dialog box, which said son of a bitch (high wall).
Ah ah ah ah ah!A cheating name! ! ! !
8 Broken class reunion (1)
Has anyone been killed by their own stupidity?
Xu Jia slammed his head against the wall, and the answer was clear in his heart.
The yellow storm message he mistakenly sent to Gao Qiang fell like a stone, and the other party didn't respond at all, but the more this happened, the more he felt nervous, and he always felt that Gao Qiang was holding back somewhere to hurt him.This time was different from the false police report, the evidence was in the hands of others, and he fantasized about countless bad things that the high wall could do with his voice message, and the worst possibility was to tell his mother.Thinking of his own mother, Xu Jiashu was completely desperate.
At this moment, Xu Jiashu's plot that was used badly in the idol drama came to Xu Jiashu. It shows that bastard Liang is calling.
"..." Xu Jiashu picked it up without saying a word.
"Not yet? How long has it been?" Liang Xin complained.
"..."
Seeing that he didn't speak, Liang Xin said with a smirk, "It's not because you feel it yourself, so...hehehe."
Xu Jia lay on the bed staring blankly at the ceiling, mechanically said: "I sent the message to the wrong person."
"Wrong person?" Liang Xin was also stunned.
"Just send it to the classmate who was a policeman last time."
Liang Xin heard that Xu Jiashu's tone was wrong, so he didn't dare to laugh out loud.But he felt that Xu Jiashu was not a particularly shameless person, so what's the point of this, just re-record and post it.He didn't answer for a moment.
"I really don't get along with him." Xu Jiashu paused, and when he continued to speak, he was already crying, "I'm afraid that he will punish me, if he tells my mother, I will be finished."
Now Liang Xin understood.Since he planned to have a good relationship with Xu Jiashu for a long time, he sent someone to investigate Xu Jiashu.This silly boy has no father since he was a child, and he lives with his mother. His mother is more important to him than anything else.
Liang Xin said softly: "Oh, what do I think is the matter. Don't worry, if I'm here, we won't be able to stab our mother. Don't cry, look at how cowardly you are."
Hearing what Liang Xin said, Xu Jia felt inexplicably at ease, completely forgetting who caused all this.He couldn't help but confirm to Liang Xin: "Can you do it?"
Liang Xin smiled and said, "I can do it, you know the best?"
"you!"
Hearing that Xu Jiashu was in a hurry, Liang Xin quickly changed his words and coaxed softly: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, you scare yourself to death before you do something bad. Hey, I said you are still a man, why are you so Love to cry."
Xu Jiashu said unhappily: "Who the hell is crying, labor and management have caught a cold."
It wasn't that Xu Jia was being squeamish, it was because he had been frightened and frightened for the past few days and wasted his heart and brain. If he had a minor illness, it would definitely be a perverted physique.
Xu Jiashu touched his forehead as he spoke, and said, "It seems that I still have a little fever."
Liang Xin hurriedly said, "Drink more water. I have to go to a meeting now, so I'm hanging up."
Xu Jiashu didn't expect Liang Xin to be more considerate, but he was too perfunctory. If he had a cold, he asked to drink more water, and he didn't have a nice word. He thought it's no wonder he likes men, and he can't find them if he talks like this. girlfriend.
Suddenly, Xu Jia sat up abruptly, and said to himself, "I'm so fucking stupid."
It turned out that he had woken up and remembered that he wanted to get rid of Liang Xin completely, even if he could help him, he didn't need it.Obviously, high walls are much easier to deal with than Liang Xin.
Xu Jiashu's gums hurt from his anger, but he was healed after a while.
ICBC sent a short message: account *6969 deposited 10,0000.00 yuan on x month x day x year, and the available balance is 11,0038.22 members. (Suppresses my wife)
Xu Jia stared at the screen and opened his mouth wide, counting the number of zeros after "1" over and over again. In the end, he felt that his math level was limited, especially today he was particularly illiterate, so he cut
Liang Xin suddenly became enlightened, and only then realized that he was digging into a dead end.With Xu Jiatian's appearance, will there be fewer women chasing him?If you don't know how to learn, you have to understand.
Liang Xin smiled and said, "What do you want to tell me?"
Xu Jia said to himself that he had never seen a person who changed his face so quickly, and this Liang Xin was either a pervert or a big pervert.He looked at Liang Xin defensively, and said, "I want to clarify the grievances between us with you."
Liang Xin said: "If you stroke enough, you can stroke it clearly, but if you rub it, you can stroke it clearly."
Xu Jia went crazy, "Spicy chicken, can you stop talking dirty to labor and management!!!"
5 How can life be so frustrating
This is an awkward chat between the victim and JJ Fan.
Xu Jiashu and Liang Xin were sitting at the head of the bed, trying to reason with Liang Xin.
Xu Jia said straightly: "I slept with your woman without knowing it, but we still love you and I wish you, but you slept with me purely, you have no objection to this?"
Liang Xin nodded and shook his head again, "I agree with the former, but disagree with the latter. It's too ugly to say that it's strong, I just can't help it."
Xu Jia gritted his teeth and held back the swear words, and said with restraint: "You know how many times you have fucked me, and I would have paid off what I owed you long ago. Did you see the two policemen just now? If not I can't bear to let your great youth be buried in a chant, and I won't change my words temporarily. I'm a typical example of repaying grievances with kindness, don't you feel ashamed and flustered?"
Liang Xin nodded, and said: "I was not like this before. I was basically stable two or three times a week. I never indulged in bed affairs. I don't know why I became like this after I met you." He moved towards Xu Jiashu as he spoke. move.
"That's not what I'm talking about!" Xu Jiashu was in a hurry, he subconsciously wanted to do something, but then he thought about the huge difference in combat power between himself and the pervert, and scientifically gave up.
Seeing that Xu Jia's eyes turned red with anger, Liang Xin said indifferently, "Then who are you talking about? Oh, you should know me about calling the police. It wasn't because you were afraid of losing yourself in front of the police classmates. Is it right? If I don’t cooperate, you’ll be ashamed of yourself. It’s fine if you don’t agree with your body, but you have to repay kindness with grudges, tsk tsk.”
"Liang, Xin! I will fight with you!"
Xu Jiashu's string of reason finally broke, he didn't care if he was injured or physically invincible, he rushed directly to Liang Xin.
Liang Xin pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, seized the opportunity to tilt his body slightly, and Xu Jiashu hit the head of the bed firmly, almost causing the bridge of his nose to miss.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xu Jia growled like a groundhog with tears in his eyes, wanting to die aggrieved.He couldn't fight, he couldn't talk, the only national curse he was good at was sealed by the opponent's papa papa, Xu Jiashu was very painful.Especially under the background of Liang Xin's calm demeanor, he looked even more embarrassed. For the first time, Xu Jiashu felt that he was too incompetent.
Our beauty Xu Jia burst into tears.
"I'm so pissed off, I'm dead!" Xu Jia cried while hammering the bed board and kicking his legs, his slapstick appearance was exactly the same as his old mother.
However, human beauty is born to take advantage, and coupled with the filter in the eye of the beholder, Xu Jiashu's sloppy behavior naturally becomes coquettish in Liang Xin's eyes.
Xu Jiashu was out of breath from crying on the other side, while Liang Xin held him in his arms to relieve him, completely without the consciousness that he was the culprit.
"Don't live, what will I do if you die."
Liang Xin is also a character, so he made a sarcastic tone when talking about his love.Xu Jia listened to it, and really hated this person.
"Liang Xin, fuck me..." As soon as he uttered a dirty word, Liang Xin's tongue stuffed him back into his stomach.Xu Jiashu was angry and disgusted, he pushed the annoying thing out with all his strength, he didn't expect that the other party didn't resist, but he broke into the other party's territory with too much force, and couldn't leave when he wanted to leave.Liang Xin took advantage of the situation to lightly bite his tongue and suck it. He wanted to back up but was pressed even tighter by the big hand behind his head, and his hands had already been imprisoned behind his back, so he could only let Liang Xin kiss him.
Xu Jiashu didn't know whether it would be better for him to be pissed to death, or to be suffocated to death by being kissed by a perverted glass.But one thing he can be sure of is that he wants to wait until he is at least 80 years old before going to see the Jade Emperor. God is pitiful to see that he is only 24 now with all his money!Fortunately, Liang Xin still had some humanity left, and he let go when he was about to suffocate.
"Your vital capacity isn't very good." Liang Xin said with a smile.
Xu Jia took a deep breath, coughed twice and said in despair: "Liang Xin, what do you want to say to me, it's impossible for us to stay here forever, right?"
Liang Xin lowered his head and smiled at Xu Jia, saying, "It's not that good, I want to get along with you."
Xu Jia was dumbfounded, thinking that Liang Xin was going to fight him for a long time!He didn't want to waste his great youth on perverts.It seems that revenge or not is not important now, what is important is how to get rid of this pervert.
Xu Jiashu carefully looked at Liang Xin's face, and said, "If you want to be nice to me, you have to ask me if I'm happy or not? There is a saying that a twisted melon is not sweet, and it's boring to have a partner like this."
Liang Xin saw Xu Jia's deer-like eyes blinking at him, his appearance was very pitiful and cute, and the expression on his face couldn't help becoming more gentle, but the words he said didn't match the gentleness at all.
"People who buy melons still care about melons and think they are boring? You are so funny, big baby. Let me tell you, I don't ask much, as long as there are melons to eat, it is sweet or not."
"I c..." Xu Jiashu made Liang Xin want to swear again, but he held back after only half a sound, because he saw Liang Xin pouted at him like a threat and wanted to kiss him, so he Instantly turned off the fire again.
"Hey, so cute." Liang Xin patted Xu Jiashu's face and said with a smile, "I'm not an unreasonable person. As long as you make me happy, I can say whatever I want. I know you were deceived by Mina." It’s wrong to be in the dark, but it can’t cover up the fact that you gave me a cuckold. If I were a straight man, this matter would be easy to handle. I just use some small means to teach you two lessons. But it’s complicated. In my case, I am a twin, and I have a crush on you. So I will let you go on Mina's side, and I will not do anything to you on your side. I just want to have a good relationship with you. If you agree, from now on we two It's a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship. If you don't agree, I'll solve it by thinking like a straight man."
It's also because Liang Xin had the nerve to say it out, and he wouldn't do anything to people. He raped everyone, and he even put on a fair and honest face. The quality of a profiteer is not hard.Xu Jiashu was also terrified of being tormented by the big devil Liang Xin, a bit of a precursor to Stockholm Syndrome, and at this moment he was secretly glad that the beast was finally willing to reason.
Xu Jiashu was feeling lucky, and said nervously, "For example, what method should be used?"
Liang Xin lightly said: "Be more civilized, give me five years of free labor, and our accounts will be settled. Uncivilized... I really can't bear it."
What does it mean to give him a free job?So the one who said it was the boss of the company?
Xu Jiashu shut up, why did he feel that the civilized solution he said was too civilized, which made him a little unbelievable.
The person in Liang Xindian's arms trembled, "So which one do you choose?"
xxxxxx, Xu Jiashu cursed secretly in his heart.He was dumbfounded by Liang Xin's anger before, but this time he came back to the anger.He can reason with the insanity, if he is really cured with a few words, then it would be a big reward for good and bad!Now the top priority is how to get out, as long as he leaves the hotel and keeps Chrysanthemum, he is afraid that he will be caught.
Ding.
Xu Jia, an acting school, went online.
Xu Jia raised a constipated expression and said, "But I'm a straight man."
Liang Xin saw that Xu Jiashu had loosened up, and he still looked like Ai Ai, so he liked it so much, he wished he could hug him and roll the sheets again, and then ask Xu Jiashu to sign for him and never bend straight again.But he also knows not to push people too hard, threatening once or twice is fun, threatening too much will be boring, so it's not like robbing civilian men (short oil, he really knows).It's not Liang Xin's style that he can't talk about a good relationship and turn it into a routine of debt repayment.
So Liang Xin said kindly: "Don't worry, there is only glass that doesn't work hard, and there is no straight man who can't break it. I will solve the technical problems, and you will overcome the psychological difficulties. We will work together to create a better future." tomorrow."
Xu Jia vomited blood. He always thought that he was shameless enough, but he didn't expect that the person in front of him was even more shameless than him.But he can't show any tricks on his face, otherwise his success will fall short.
Xu Jia said straightly: "Then you have to give me time to buffer, you can't force it at every turn, you have to ask me if I like it, and give me the most basic respect."
Liang Xin readily agreed this time, and said, "No problem. I'm not a pervert, but I like hard work. Sex in bed is always fun when you love me. Especially between men and men, it must be... ..."
"Stop!" Xu Jiashu was afraid that it wouldn't be good for Liang Xin to teach him by example while he was talking, so he hurriedly interrupted and made a positive statement, "It's better for me to go back and study by myself for professional knowledge."
Liang Xin thought that Xu Jiashu was being shy, so he said in a serious tone: "Okay, give me your email later, and I'll ask my assistant to sort out a comprehensive set of information and send it to you. Take a look when you have time, let's take our time. Don't look for resources on the Internet yourself, the resources on the Internet are too wild, I'm afraid... ahem, it will lead you down again."
In fact, Liang Xin was worried that the male protagonists of calcium tablets on the Internet are generally not good-looking, and he is not interested in seeing a pair, let alone Xu Jiashu, who is straight?Liang Xin was afraid that Xu Jiashu would be fine if he didn't learn before, but if he learned it, it would be counterproductive and he would suffer from misogyny.
Goddamn "comprehensive information", Goddamn "make you bad again", Xu Jiashu was completely convinced, he silently said in his heart to cherish life and stay away from perversion.
"Okay, then I'll be waiting for your... information. Then what, didn't you leave, why are you back again?" Xu Jiashu changed the subject.
Liang Xin looked at Xu Jiashu lying in his arms, raised his face and talked to him without any repulsion, he was both proud and somewhat inexplicably satisfied.Liang Xin thinks that it is better to have a civilized love or a civilized love. After all, this is the first person in his life who has lost his mind and heart. He not only likes romance, but also loves love.
Liang Xin said softly: "Yesterday I tormented you a lot, so it's not good to leave like this, so I postponed the morning schedule and came back to accompany you. Let's go eat something later."
Xu Jia smiled bitterly and said, "Didn't you agree to give me some time to adapt? Can you give me some space to sort out my mood?"
"Okay, then I'll ask the waiter to bring you something to eat, and you can make do with it first." Liang Xin looked at the watch on his wrist, kissed Xu Jia on the lips and finally released him, and ordered: "Fang Take my account away, and you can rest. I will greet you at the company, and you can go to work directly when you are ready. I may be busy for a few days, so you take advantage of these few days to study well and wait for me to come back and accept the results. "
Seeing that Liang Xin was really about to leave, Xu Jiashu almost knelt down and shouted long live to him three times.He held back the tears in his eyes and said to Liang Xin: "Yes. Goodbye."
Goodbye Nxxxx!
Liang Xin didn't know what Xu Jiashu was thinking, so he kissed his lips again, and said in a coquettish and romantic tone, "Goodbye."
6 Jerry Carrying a Gun in the Den
Xu Jiashu sent the big devil away, not caring about the pain in his butt, so he quickly put on his clothes and left.But when he went to the front desk to check out, Liang Xin turned his back on him again. It turned out that his so-called spending was his account, and he had to pay the rent for the three days from now on. More than 1 yuan was in vain, and Xu Jiashu's heart was bleeding.
Xu Jia came out of the hotel with his head drooping. He originally wanted to take a taxi home, but he was reluctant to pay for it. Seeing that it was not far from the company where Xiao Quze was sent, and he could get off work in two or three hours, he decided to go to his place to pick up the car. .
After walking a few steps, Mina's phone call came.
Xu Jiashu hesitated for a moment, but took it anyway.
"Jia Shu..."
"Ah."
"I'm sorry, I'm the one who troubled you."
Hearing Mina's guilty tone, Xu Jia knew that she knew it, and he had nothing to say.
"Ah."
"I'm going to City X, take care."
"Take care of yourself."
The sun at three o'clock in the afternoon was extremely hot, and it made Xu Jiashu feel dizzy all the way.The first time he entered the air-conditioned office building, it made him shiver, and he didn't even feel comfortable.
When the elevator reached the 12th floor, Xu Jiashu greeted A Duo at the front desk and went straight to Qu Ze's office.
It is said that since Qu Ze was promoted, he seldom went to the company to find him.If Xu Jiashu was afraid of having a bad influence on Qu Ze, then absolutely not, he is not such a winking person.The root cause of the blame is that people need face and skin. He and Qu Ze have been playing together since they were young, and he is only two years older than him, except that he is not as good as him, and he is worse than him in every way.Especially when they were in school, it wasn't obvious. After all, the two were not in the same grade, but when it came to employment, the gap between people was exposed.While Xu Jiashu was still running around looking for jobs, Qu Ze had already been promoted and raised his salary and entered the middle class. You think he can panic without shame.In the past, he could flirt with the girls at the front desk carelessly when he was looking for Qu Ze to play. Since Qu Ze moved out of Gezijian and had his own office, he realized the gap between the two of them. Not in this mood anymore, even Quze Company would not come if they could.
So when Qu Ze saw Xu Jiashu, he thought that he was hallucinating from a night dream.
Qu Ze smiled and said, "Why are you here?"
Xu Jiashu is a typical mouse carrying a gun in the nest, although it can also be horizontal outside the nest, but it depends on the situation.But for Qu Ze, his little temper has always come out as he wants.In fact, it's not bad for Xu Jiashu, if someone indulges you without limit, so will you.
He said angrily: "What's the matter, you're not welcome? If you're not welcome, then I'll leave."
"Who offends you again and cast fire on me."
Qu Ze's tone was quite affectionate, it can be seen that it is a piece of material to shake M.As he spoke, he got up from his seat, walked over and grabbed Xu Jiashu, who was pretending to be a handsome man, and pressed him on the sofa. Unexpectedly, Xu Jiashu looked constipated as soon as his butt touched the sofa, and finally sat on it with his butt slanted.
Qu Ze frowned and said, "What's wrong with you?"
Xu Jiashu said impatiently: "It's nothing, hemorrhoids."
Qu Ze said: "You still have hemorrhoids, I haven't heard you mention it."
"Nonsense, I still have to report everything to you." Xu Jiashu felt a little dizzy as he spoke, thinking it was because he hadn't eaten for two days, "Do you have anything to eat?"
Qu Ze turned around and took out a box of chocolate pie from the table, unwrapped it and handed it to Xu Jiashu.Xu Jiashi wolfed down three of them, and was stopped by Qu Ze when he ate the fourth.
"Don't eat, it's time to eat later."
Xu Jiashu couldn't bear Qu Ze's old mother-like behavior the most, he tried to persuade him every time even though he couldn't persuade him, just like a routine.He grabbed the chocolate pie and continued to eat, and finally gave Qu Ze a white look.
Qu Ze didn't care, poured a glass of water into his hand, and brushed off the scum on his body, he was really like an old lady.
Qu Ze said: "Wait for me for an hour, we'll leave after I'm done with the matter at hand."
Xu Jiashu nodded, and just as he pulled out his phone to ask him to help charge it, a person called "husband" called in.
Husband?
I crack!
Xu Jiashu cursed in his heart, guessing that Liang Xin must have saved his phone number in his phone.He was so frightened that he quickly turned off the phone. He didn't want to charge it and lost his appetite, so Ge You collapsed on the sofa with his eyes open, not knowing what to think.
Qu Ze thought it was Xu Jiashu who broke up with some girl, he took it easy, turned around and continued to work, and tried to take this ancestor to eat something as soon as possible, judging by his virtue, he must be very hungry.
"Hey, you've been fooling around for the past two days. My godmother called me yesterday, so I'll make it up for you." Qu Ze was actually out of words, his godmother didn't mention her son at all. After all, that phone call was specially made to introduce him to someone, but in the end he managed to evade it with a few words.Originally, without Xu Jiashu, he felt that the most interesting thing was work, but with Xu Jiashu, the most interesting thing would always be Xu Jiashu. He just wanted to tease him and talk to him a few more words, and by the way, set him up recently. Where has he gone?
Xu Jiashu said weakly: "You're almost done, my mother is the only one who can ask about my itinerary? I can still believe you when I disappear for a month. She must be introducing someone to you, and treat me as a Looking for you under the guise."
Qu Ze smiled and said, "Haha, Zhimu is not like a son. Then what have you been doing these two days?"
Xu Jia stood still and was in a daze again.
Qu Ze raised his eyes to look at him, except he felt that he was still so handsome and handsome, and he was still a little dumbfounded. happy.
"I'll be done right away, think about where to eat later." Qu Ze changed the subject.
Xu Jiashu came back to his senses from the torture-like sex, in front of the absolutely safe environment and the absolutely trusted person, his tone unconsciously brought out a bit of grievance, "You can make me stutter, I think Have a drink with you."
Qu Ze's heart was softened by his aggrieved tone. He smiled and said, "Okay. Go to my new house."
late at night.
Xu Jia didn't dare to tell Qu Ze the pain in his heart until he was so drunk that he couldn't sit up straight, but the more this happened, the more aggrieved he felt.When he was raped by the beast, and when he was fighting wits and bravery with the beast, he felt a lot of energy in his heart, so he felt nothing. Now that energy naturally dissipated in front of Qu Ze, and he felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.He looked at Qu Ze, who had a gentle face beside him, and threw himself into his arms.
Qu Ze was so startled that Xu Jiashu choked on his drink when he was thrown into his arms, wetness came from his shoulders, he quickly put down the can of beer in his hand and hugged him back.
The atmosphere between the two can be sensational, although they are so nice to wear a pair of pants, they have never hugged each other like this, which makes Qu Ze feel a sense of happiness and unreality.He didn't know when he fell in love with Xu Jiashu, and he didn't know whether he liked Xu Jiashu because he liked the same sex, or because he liked Xu Jiashu. Him, no one else.He thought he was a straight man, and the only relative of his godmother, so he couldn't bear it and didn't dare to pull him into the water.It was only today that I found out that he was wrong about all this.But fortunately, his second fool has the courage to take the first step, otherwise they don't know how long they will be wasted.
Just when Qu Ze's kiss was about to fall on Xu Jiashu's black hair, his dream was shattered.
"Dad... oh, it would be great if you were my dad." Xu Jiashu hugged Qu Ze and cried loudly, revealing his heart that had been buried for many years in one sentence.He had no father since he was a child, and Qu Ze took good care of him since he was a child. He had really fantasized that Qu Ze was his father, but the age gap was too big, and this fantasy didn't survive long before he extinguished it.
Fuck it, Dad? !
Qu Ze almost cried too.
He grabbed Xu Jiashu from his arms and asked with a straight face, "What's wrong with you again?"
Xu Jia blinked his eyes vertically, trying to pretend to be stupid.
Qu Ze didn't like him, instead he pinched the back of his neck and looked at him coldly.
Xu Jiashu was still afraid of Qu Ze in his bones, and when he saw that it was not right, he said nonsense: "I didn't cause trouble, but I feel sad after being broken in love."
"Hehe." Qu Zexin believed him to be strange, he had never seen Xu Jiashu lose his soul for any woman, even when it came to his first love, he hadn't seen Xu Jiashu spend a lot of time thinking about it, at most he was lost for a day or two, I have a new girlfriend next week.
Xu Jiashu saw that he couldn't be fooled, so he said: "The girlfriend I just talked about two days ago is the woman of our department manager. It turned out to be a good job, but because of this, I lost my job."
Qu Ze frowned, "You! Forget it, look for it after you lose your job, be careful next time, don't hook up with anyone. You say you are too small, and if you fall in love again, find a serious girl to talk to, and don't always give in Mom is worried."
Xu Jia said that my mother has a big heart, and the little remaining maternal brilliance is still sprinkled on you, you still have the nerve to say that I don't let her worry about it, why don't you hurry up and have a serious talk with someone.
Seeing that the alarm was lifted, he began to get impatient with Qu Ze again, "I'm already annoying enough, so don't bother me. Seriously, if it weren't for our age, I would have thought I was Your cub."
Qu Ze couldn't laugh or cry when he heard Xu Jiashu's words, "Don't be an asshole with me, hurry up and take a shower!"
"I won't wash, I can't get up." Xu Jiashu said and lay down on the floor.
Qu Ze coaxed him nicely and said, "It must be washed, if you don't wash, you won't be able to sleep comfortably."
Xu Jiashu simply turned over and lay down on the floor, the rascal said: "You don't think I'm dirty, I won't sleep on your bed, you can't finish it. Leave me alone, you can wash it off quickly, you have to go to work tomorrow."
Seeing Xu Jiashu's intention to sleep on the floor, Qu Ze refused to agree.He stretched out his hand and raised Xu Jia upright, dragging him into the bathroom.
Xu Jiashu made up his mind not to take a bath, and if he didn't have any strength, he hung himself on him, and carried the rascal to the end.Not wanting to hang on and walk a few steps, Qu Ze unexpectedly picked him up.
The image of being hugged and put on the bed by that beast in the hotel with the same movements clearly flashed in his mind, Xu Jiashu was startled, and leaning against Qu Ze's chest, he lost his voice and said, "No!"
Qu Ze was surprised by Xu Jiashu's reaction, he could clearly see the panic in his eyes, but felt that Xu Jiashu was very attractive at this moment.
7 Being pitted and self-pissed
Xu Jia stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom and looked left and right. The dots of hickey marks on his fair body were particularly dazzling. He cursed in a low voice, returned to the shower to rinse off the foam, and soaked in the warm water. The water also washed away a lot of drunkenness.
Qu Ze was nowhere to be found in the bedroom, so Xu Jiashu went to the study to find someone.In fact, he was already very sleepy, but because he had ghosts in his heart, he was especially afraid of being spotted by others, so he planned to make amends to Qu Ze before going to bed, and tell a lie to cover it up.
In the study, Qu Ze was sitting in front of the computer looking at something.
Xu Jiashu stood at the door and pretended to be casual, "I'm done, you can wash it off."
"Well, for a while." Qu Ze's voice was dry and tense, and he didn't even look at Xu Jia.
"I can't do it if I have work to do, it's so late." Xu Jiashu didn't intend to leave.
Qu Ze couldn't help laughing, he looked at Xu Jiashu helplessly and said: "If you have something to say, hurry up, I'm busy."
Xu Jia stayed silent for a few seconds, and began to make up nonsense, "My new girlfriend is the one I told you that caused me to lose my job. He has a special habit. He likes to chew on people during sex. He made these bruises."
Want to cover up.
Even though he thought so in his heart, Qu Ze didn't show it on his face. He smiled and said, "Why didn't she gnaw off your penis?"
"Ah? Haha, what woman would be willing to hurt it." Xu Jiashu stood up to the air and sang: "Elephant Elephant~Why is your nose so long~"
Qu Ze said: "Oh. Would you like to do it then?"
Xu Jia was stunned, "What did you say?"
Qu Ze said: "Didn't you just say that that woman has special hobbies? So I asked, are you happy with her doing that?"
Xu Jiashu's heart returned from his throat, and he said with a dry smile, "Hehehe, it's okay."
"Are you using a female superior?" Qu Ze said casually.
"Ah?" Xu Jiashu didn't realize what Qu Ze asked. After all, sexy is no longer a mystery to men of their age. He was not sure that Qu Ze planned to discuss this with him.
"Come here." Qu Ze ordered Xu Jiashu in a gentle tone.
Xu Jiashu walked up to Qu Ze with a question mark on his face, and Qu Ze got up from the seat at the same time, he quickly grabbed Xu Jiashu's hand and put it into his shorts, pressing his chin on the top of Xu Jiashu's head, The voice was hoarse: "Brother, help me."
Xu Jiashu was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his hand, and stepped back a few steps: "I'm sorry, I didn't know what you meant when you said busy just now. If you are busy, you are busy. I won't bother you."
Qu Ze looked thoughtfully at Xu Jiashu's back as he fled in panic, and suddenly he lost all mood.He slumped back to his chair, the screen of Xu Jiashu's phone on the desk lit up again, Qu Ze stared at it blankly and ignored it, and after 1 minute, the screen displayed: Husband called, missed 9.
He suddenly understood, and found the reason why he felt that Xu Jiashu was so attractive at that time.Probably because he saw resistance to men in his stupid eyes.Because I have personally experienced the beauty between men and men, I resisted.
Who taught Xu Jiashu to understand this?
Husband?
Qu Ze's face was gloomy.
The sun was shining, and the little bird (don't be dirty, I'm Shimizu's writer) smiled at me.
Xu Jiashu had a dream about a bird all night, and almost died of insanity.
His mouth was dry, and he wanted to get up in a daze to look for water, but he found that there was already a glass of warm water on the bedside table, and a note was pressed under it.
Xu Jiashu gulped down the water, picked up the note and said: "Eat breakfast first, then snacks, hurry up and find a job, come on...Fuck, I shouldn't call you dad, I should call you mom .”
As soon as the words were finished, the familiar ringtone rang, Xu Jiashu frantically searched for the mobile phone, took it in his hand and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.He was worried that it was the pervert who changed his number to harass him, but after thinking about it, he had already escaped from the hotel, and he was afraid that he would be a fool.So Xu Jia gritted his teeth and connected the phone.
"Hello, who is it?"
"Hey hey, my old classmate is me, Gao Qiang."
Xu Jiashu's brain hurt when he heard Gao Qiang's laughter, he asked impatiently, "Is there something wrong?"
"This weekend we have a reunion with our high school classmates. Let me inform you that we will meet at Quanjude at six o'clock in the evening."
"Oh, let's talk. I may not be able to make it. It's very busy. Maybe I will work overtime at night."
Xu Jiazhi intuitively felt that this was a grand banquet, and he was determined not to send him to death.
I think it's just a twist of fate. In the past, high school reunions were used to hide Xu Jiashu behind a high wall. Now after the incident of reporting false alarms, the two just switched sides.
Gao Qiang said with a smile on the other end: "Don't, this year is the most well-rounded one. Even Bao Ma, who gave birth to triplets, overcame difficulties and came to the party. What's a valid reason for you to work overtime. Sing Night Owl, no matter how late you are in the class, you have to show us."
Wipe it, count yourself as cruel.
"Okay. It's okay, I'll hang up."
Gao Qiang heard that Xu Jiashu's promise was too happy, and he was somewhat worried. He resorted to his trump card and said: "Wait! Each person will be charged 350 in advance, more refunds and less compensation. You add my WeChat and give me the red envelope directly."
Xu Jiashu hung up the phone directly, and greeted the ancestors in the high wall all over his heart.
Do you have to prepay for class reunions?
That 350 yuan can't be wasted in vain, this time he has to go if he doesn't go.
Xu Jiashu tapped the phone screen vigorously, and was about to send the red envelope to Gao Qiang when he was interrupted by an incoming call.When he saw the word "husband" displayed on the phone, he was suddenly blessed.
"Ahem, hello." Xu Jiashu hurried forward with a guilty conscience before he was a thief.
"Well, are you willing to answer the phone?" Liang Xin's voice could not tell the emotion.
"I've been sleeping until now and didn't wake up." Xu Jiashu thought he would get angry.
Liang Xin chuckled, and didn't bother with this issue, "I'm in City G, and I'll be back next week."
Xu Jiashu heard from him that he would come back next week, and felt that he still had plenty of time to commit crimes, so he forced himself to deal with it and said, "Why are you so busy? I heard that the president mainly focuses on picking up girls, supplemented by being handsome. Everything is a cloud."
Liang Xin was amused by this silly boy, "Hehe, who said that. I'm just the CEO, not the chairman. How can I get the money to support you if I don't do serious things."
Xu Jiashu went down the donkey and said, "Don't say that, I haven't spent any of your money."
Liang Xin raised his eyebrows on the other end of the phone, Xu Jiashu opened his mouth to ask him for money.He secretly rejoiced, not afraid of what he wanted, but afraid that he didn't want anything.
"What do you want to buy?" Liang Xin said softly.
Xu Jiashu complained: "I don't want to buy anything, I just want you to report the hotel room fee to me."
"Pfft ha ha ha." Liang Xin didn't know how long he hadn't smiled like this, after meeting Xu Jiashu (although it was only three days ago) he seemed to be able to only smile like this.He couldn't help teasing Xu Jiashu with words, saying: "Didn't you say that the room fee is my account?"
"What kind of garlic are you pretending to be, I..." Xu Jiashu suddenly realized that his tone was wrong, and temporarily replaced "grass" with "cut", and said bluntly: "cut, you asked knowingly."
Because of the "cut", Liang Xin took what he said just now as being coquettish.But anyone who has no problem with hearing comprehension knows that Xu Jiashu's tone is far from being coquettish, and Liang Xin is indeed coquettish in his lover's ear!
Liang Xin put on a show and said, "Hey, can't you consider my feelings? As far as you and Mina are concerned, no matter how you look at it, I'm the one who got green. How dare you ask me to pay for you?" How can you bear the rent?"
Xu Jiashu put down the butcher's knife in his heart three times before he managed to calm down and said, "I'll just sleep with Mina for one night."
"Really...it seems to be true."
Why did Xu Jiashu hear Liang Xin's tone as if he didn't admit it? He said angrily: "You bastard, you raped me for how long, you don't know?! I fainted once and I remember it clearly. You and me 'Like' what 'like'!"
Liang Xin listened to Xu Jiashu's words on the other end of the phone, and patted the sofa and laughed out of breath. He felt that Xu Jiashu was so stupid that he was bubbling, but the more he was like this, the more attractive he was.
Xu Jiashu thought that Liang Xin was humiliating him, and he scolded: "You are a dead gay who gave birth to a child without a penis and a chrysanthemum..."
Liang Xin was afraid that Xu Jiashu would perform the Three-Character Classic of Crosstalk, and he would not be able to cure him if he was not around him, so he quickly raised the white flag and said, "Stop! Can you report to the company with the receipt? Don't get it wrong, I laughed because You are cute and painful, you are the one I like, and I will not despise you if I despise anyone."
Xu Jiashu was afraid that Liang Xin would go back on his word, "Then you should call the accountant right now. I have more than 1 yuan, and I'm afraid he won't be able to withdraw the cash immediately."
Liang Xin couldn't help teasing him, "Tsk tsk, yes, more than 1 yuan is not a small amount."
Xu Jia gritted his back teeth and said, "Liang, Xin."
Liang Xin seemed to hear the sound of his teeth grinding, and said with a smile: "Well, you can record a (undescribable) voice for me, and I will solve the problem immediately after receiving it. OK?"
Xu Jiashu knew that it was impossible for him to agree so easily.However, he fantasized about his reaction when he ran away after scolding Liang Xin in WeChat after taking the money.
"Okay!" Xu Jiashu responded happily.
Liang Xin said with a smile: "The duration should be at least 10 minutes. It must be gradual, full of ups and downs, and full of emotions to make people feel immersive. In short, let me change after listening to it, otherwise I will reject it."
"You are spicy..."
Before Xu Jiashu could scold him neatly, Liang Xin interrupted him, "Hurry up, baby, I'm going to take off my pants. Oh shit, bye."
In order to get back his huge sum of money, Xu Jiashu went all out.At this time, he was sitting in Quze's study, facing the computer screen full of comrade H text dubbing, and he was very conscious of the dubbing by the voice.
"do not do that……"
"don't want……"
"Um……"
It seemed that 10 minutes would be enough, but a notification popped up on his mobile phone screen: Two messages from the perverted bastard (Liang Xin).
Xu Jia was dumbfounded, so who is he sending the voice to now? !
He glanced at the dialog box, which said son of a bitch (high wall).
Ah ah ah ah ah!A cheating name! ! ! !
8 Broken class reunion (1)
Has anyone been killed by their own stupidity?
Xu Jia slammed his head against the wall, and the answer was clear in his heart.
The yellow storm message he mistakenly sent to Gao Qiang fell like a stone, and the other party didn't respond at all, but the more this happened, the more he felt nervous, and he always felt that Gao Qiang was holding back somewhere to hurt him.This time was different from the false police report, the evidence was in the hands of others, and he fantasized about countless bad things that the high wall could do with his voice message, and the worst possibility was to tell his mother.Thinking of his own mother, Xu Jiashu was completely desperate.
At this moment, Xu Jiashu's plot that was used badly in the idol drama came to Xu Jiashu. It shows that bastard Liang is calling.
"..." Xu Jiashu picked it up without saying a word.
"Not yet? How long has it been?" Liang Xin complained.
"..."
Seeing that he didn't speak, Liang Xin said with a smirk, "It's not because you feel it yourself, so...hehehe."
Xu Jia lay on the bed staring blankly at the ceiling, mechanically said: "I sent the message to the wrong person."
"Wrong person?" Liang Xin was also stunned.
"Just send it to the classmate who was a policeman last time."
Liang Xin heard that Xu Jiashu's tone was wrong, so he didn't dare to laugh out loud.But he felt that Xu Jiashu was not a particularly shameless person, so what's the point of this, just re-record and post it.He didn't answer for a moment.
"I really don't get along with him." Xu Jiashu paused, and when he continued to speak, he was already crying, "I'm afraid that he will punish me, if he tells my mother, I will be finished."
Now Liang Xin understood.Since he planned to have a good relationship with Xu Jiashu for a long time, he sent someone to investigate Xu Jiashu.This silly boy has no father since he was a child, and he lives with his mother. His mother is more important to him than anything else.
Liang Xin said softly: "Oh, what do I think is the matter. Don't worry, if I'm here, we won't be able to stab our mother. Don't cry, look at how cowardly you are."
Hearing what Liang Xin said, Xu Jia felt inexplicably at ease, completely forgetting who caused all this.He couldn't help but confirm to Liang Xin: "Can you do it?"
Liang Xin smiled and said, "I can do it, you know the best?"
"you!"
Hearing that Xu Jiashu was in a hurry, Liang Xin quickly changed his words and coaxed softly: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, you scare yourself to death before you do something bad. Hey, I said you are still a man, why are you so Love to cry."
Xu Jiashu said unhappily: "Who the hell is crying, labor and management have caught a cold."
It wasn't that Xu Jia was being squeamish, it was because he had been frightened and frightened for the past few days and wasted his heart and brain. If he had a minor illness, it would definitely be a perverted physique.
Xu Jiashu touched his forehead as he spoke, and said, "It seems that I still have a little fever."
Liang Xin hurriedly said, "Drink more water. I have to go to a meeting now, so I'm hanging up."
Xu Jiashu didn't expect Liang Xin to be more considerate, but he was too perfunctory. If he had a cold, he asked to drink more water, and he didn't have a nice word. He thought it's no wonder he likes men, and he can't find them if he talks like this. girlfriend.
Suddenly, Xu Jia sat up abruptly, and said to himself, "I'm so fucking stupid."
It turned out that he had woken up and remembered that he wanted to get rid of Liang Xin completely, even if he could help him, he didn't need it.Obviously, high walls are much easier to deal with than Liang Xin.
Xu Jiashu's gums hurt from his anger, but he was healed after a while.
ICBC sent a short message: account *6969 deposited 10,0000.00 yuan on x month x day x year, and the available balance is 11,0038.22 members. (Suppresses my wife)
Xu Jia stared at the screen and opened his mouth wide, counting the number of zeros after "1" over and over again. In the end, he felt that his math level was limited, especially today he was particularly illiterate, so he cut
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