Did the monster village get rid of poverty today?

The live broadcast of Ao Lang and Qing Yan's wedding once again made Qing Xiaolang occupy the hot search.

Who can resist an AI who can only answer questions for a poor old (?) father, and can also carry a small flower basket to sprinkle flowers and stars for two old (?) fathers. Who doesn’t love such an AI?

The holographic concert was scheduled for April Fool's Day, and the people laughed and "fun you" while wailing that they couldn't get tickets.

Because this holographic concert needs to be bound with an ID card, just like a train ticket or air ticket, it can only be refunded but not exchanged, and the scalpers can only look at the tickets and sigh.

They wanted to find a platform to get tickets, and Monster Village didn't give them face at all, and refused to give them any high kickbacks, and even posted them on Weibo instead.

The scalpers criticized one after another, business is not about benevolence and righteousness, it is too much for Monster Village to do so, they must be blackmailed!

If you are counterattacked, scold the AI ​​for human flesh!Bring the rhythm to AI is not safe, Guo Jia pills!

However, Qing Xiaolang has never been human, and Qing Xiaolang has never only cursed people with dirty words.

Elementary school student Qing Xiaolang went online again, and forbade his fans to swear.

"I am responsible for my own affairs. My father said that letting fans scold others is to spoil the fans. I want to be a good idol with positive energy. Whoever scolds me, I will scold back. Everything comes at me."

"If you personally attack others in my name, or even post bad pictures, don't blame me for backhanding you."

"The big V bullies the little transparent la la la la, the idol bullies the amateurs la la la la!"

The fans showed kind smiles on their faces.

Alas, Qing Xiaolang, you've said everything, what else can we say.We only eat melons and never fight.Everything is aimed at Qing Xiaolang himself!What a deal to fans!Idol behavior does not rise to fans!Qing Xiaolang is just a baby less than one year old!He beats you and scolds you for not breaking the law!

If you are capable, go to Qing Xiaolang's father to make money?

As for other boring people using Qing Xiaolang's banner to accuse and criticize people's P pictures and so on, these don't need Qing Xiaolang to show up, we will help him report them!

We can’t control comments, we can report them, we can like other comments, and we can send crazy private messages to people who swear, of course we must remember to take screenshots, so as not to be hacked by others.

Oh, these are the flowcharts given by Qing Xiaolang.Qing Xiaolang, one person is a team of fans.

What makeup, what fan, what station sister?With me, Qing Xiaolang, I don't need it.

As for the anti-black station? Emmmm, what's wrong with an AI?

The famous AI Qing Xiaolang was exposed as cheating fan?

Come on, he's still a baby less than one year old!

As for the other members of the idol team.

Although they have applied for a Weibo account now, they have not left any traces on the Internet before - because they are not connected to the Internet, so the black method of "the Internet has memory" is completely meaningless to them.

As for the future, with Qing Xiaolang helping them manage Weibo, will there still be problems?

Since their only connection to the outside world--the Internet--there's nothing wrong with them.

The idols produced by Monster Village are no different from paper figures.

They will not show their fans any private life, the characters they create will never be broken, no matter whether it is an entertainment reporter or a follow-up shoot, they will not be able to peek into their lives, and they will not even participate in other entertainment circles at all. Their performances in other programs are not black.

Isn't this a cardboard man?

Therefore, the Liaozhai Boys Group has become the most special idol group in Huaguo and even the world.Although they are all real people except for the lead singer, this real idol will never let the fantasies disappear.

Just a selection of idols made them attract countless fans.Coupled with the free ride of Qing Xiaolang's AI debut, they seem to have directly enjoyed top-notch treatment.

The holographic theaters across the country participated in the debut concert, the CTV variety show was broadcasted immediately, and all major video sites were fully rolled out. What is this kind of treatment if it is not top-notch?

No, the top class insulted them.This is Emperor Superstar.

Debut is the pinnacle.

"Boys, it's about to start, why don't you go back?"

The stage is still set up in the village square.Bai Ze went backstage and found a pile of fluffy balls shivering together.In the plush mountain, monsters of other races are buried in the plush, trying to minimize their own sense of existence.

"Village Chief, we are afraid." Mo Xiao, who was the deputy captain in name but actually the real captain, raised his fluffy face, and the peas in the dark circles were full of fear.

"What are you afraid of? In your eyes, the audience in the audience are all carrots." Bai Ze grabbed Mo Xiao's bear ears.

"Pain, pain, pain." Mo Xiaoxiong covered his ears with his paws, his eyes were full of tears, "but too much radish essence is scary."

"Didn't you perform well in the rehearsal before?" Bai Ze snorted coldly, "You have to shoot when you hit the string. If you fail, you will change back to your original shape and roll around on stage to be cute. Anyway, as long as you look cute, the audience will love you." I think it is the effect of the show, and I will forgive you."

Mo Xiao: "...Can it still be like this? Isn't it too childish?"

"If you are too nervous to perform for the whole audience, you will change back to your original form and dance wildly on the stage, and Xiao Xiaolang will be responsible for playing, singing and chorusing alone." Bai Ze raised his head and projected to the baby dragon, "Xiao Xiaolang, can you do it?" Are you there?"

Baby Leopard Dragon nodded: "Easy."

Bai Ze looked at Mo Xiao and the other monsters: "Then you will be accused of taking advantage of the popularity of one-year-old babies. Come on, I hope you will be hacked."

Mo Xiao and others: "..."

They silently changed back to human form, arranged their clothes and hair, and went backstage to wait for makeup.

Being taken by a one-year-old baby to fly, and you are still holding back?No, their pride couldn't take it.

Isn't it just singing and dancing to a group of radish spirits?I am a majestic panda/merman/fox/tiger/Qi Ling/flower demon, etc., can I still be afraid of a bunch of radish spirits?

Bai Ze turned his head and said to Qing, who seemed to have become a programmer: "Remember to broadcast the live broadcast of their perspective, so that the audience can see. In order not to be nervous, these cowardly boys turned them all into radish spirits."

Qing Yan hesitated: "Is this really good? It's too unprofessional."

"Unprofessionalism is the characteristic of our Monster Village." Bai Ze said "You don't understand".

Qingyan really doesn't understand.But the villagers said yes, so he did.

The villagers insist on what they want to do, and although he didn't understand it before, the results have always been good.

Maybe the audience will feel very happy and kind when they see themselves turned into radish essence?

how is this possible……

Life is not easy, Qing Yan sighed.

……

The concert is finally about to start.

As a wealthy local player, Hong Lei had already obtained the qualification to purchase the highest standard holographic concert tickets presented by Monster Village.

That's right, it's a purchase qualification, not a direct gift ticket.In this way, Hong Lei also got the title of "Envy Others", and he showed it off for a long time.

I arrived at the nearest holographic cinema by car. At the gate of the cinema, there were already players wearing clothes around the monster village calling for friends.

Among these players, there are actually some people with gray hair-they actually brought grown children.

"Dad, this holographic concert is too exciting, you have a bad heart..." Daughter Fly rubbed her hands with eagerness on her face.

The gray-haired old man immediately said to the staff: "Don't listen to her nonsense, my heart is very good! If you don't believe me, I can give you this year's physical examination form!"

The staff member had a tired smile on his face: "I believe you, of course I believe you."

The daughter wailed: "Dad, did you agree that I will be your most caring little padded jacket?"

The old man glared at his daughter: "It's hot now, I don't need a padded jacket."

The daughter hid her face and pretended to cry, but she didn't dare to grab the ticket from her father.

Coincidentally, a son next to him is also persuading his mother who is wearing a support T-shirt: "Mom, mother, you are so old, don't follow other little girls to support, okay?"

"Why am I so old? I'm retired, what's wrong with chasing a star with my own money? What's your opinion?" My mother crossed her hips, looking fierce, "I'm the only one of the sisters we danced together in the square I got tickets for the interactive concert, and I have to represent my old sisters to support Baby Dragon!"

What else did the son want to say, but the old aunt had her waist in her hands, walked into the group of little girls with arrogance, and chatted with them about their experience in playing games.

"Oh." The old aunt's son sighed, and just met the eyes of the old man's daughter, "Are you also accompanying parents?"

"I thought I would still have a chance when I got to the entrance of the theater." The girl's face was nothing more than heartbroken.

"I think so too." The old aunt's son turned his gaze to Hong Lei, "Brother, you too?"

Hong Lei raised the tickets in his hand, showing a shy smile, and was glared at by many young people around him.

Huh, so there are so many young people whose tickets were robbed by their parents?Slip away, otherwise what would you do if you were beaten by a group?

Hong Lei happily entered the screening room.The best holographic projection hall has changed its layout, and there are stands and posters of Monster Village everywhere.

Hong Lei was surrounded by players from Liaozhai, and soon everyone chatted and made friends in the game.

Of course Hong Lei wouldn't use his tuba, he casually put on a vest, pretended to be cute and added a circle of thighs, ready to use his thighs to bring his trumpet to the top.

It's so beautiful.

"Oh!"

The lights in the auditorium dimmed, and fireworks special effects appeared on the screen, followed by a reminder to wear the holographic glasses.

Hong Lei hurriedly put on the holographic glasses. This time, he probably had enough money, but the theater didn't show any commercials, and the countdown started directly.

After the countdown, it was ID card verification. Hong Lei harbored malicious intentions. Although he would check the mobile phone booking information and ID card before entering the screening hall, would someone still sneak in and be cleared out.

"boom!"

Another fireworks effect.

This time it's a holographic firework effect.

Hong Lei looked up and found that there were really fireworks blooming in the sky.

He looked around, and he came to a place like an arena, surrounded by people.

He lowered his head, the arena was actually located on a floating mountain, and under the seat was a bright galaxy.They seem to be in the universe, and they can pick up the stars with their hands.

And above the arena, there are still a few clusters of nebula floating.In the nebula is also the shadow of the audience.

A reminder came from Hong Lei's ear.The highest audience seats are in this arena, where the audience can interact with the singers in real time just like listening to a live concert;

The next best seats are the nebulae.In the gap near the seats in the arena, during the lottery draw, there will be nebula landing, which will become the drawn audience, allowing them to interact on the spot.

If it is the last "standing ticket", you can only watch it without interactive functions.

Monster Village has indeed listened to the suggestions of netizens and divided the seats into three classes.

"Want a cheering stick?"

"Without the light sign, the light sign will block other people."

"There are also cute support headbands here."

"It's all free."

"Do you want to support the paid package? The paid support will set off your support fireworks in the sky."

"It's not expensive, it's only ten yuan. Ten yuan can set off fireworks once. Please swipe your e-wallet."

"Supporting fireworks costs [-] yuan a time!"

……

A group of monster cubs, either in human form or in the original form of monsters, peddled along the aisle while maintaining order at the scene.

"Oh? You are Bei Xiaoxue?" Hong Lei recognized the little loli in front of him with familiar eyes.

Bai Ruixue said seriously: "I am Bai Ruixue, not Bei Xiaoxue."

"Ah! Xiaoxue! Are you a real person!" The girl next to Hong Lei screamed in a low voice.

"Yes, I'm a real person." Bai Ruixue said obediently, "Sister, do you want a support lamp?"

"Come, come, I want a rabbit ear! Give me ten more fireworks!" The girl immediately said that she must take care of Xiaoxue's business, "Xiaoxue, do you get paid for part-time work?"

Bai Ruixue said: "Yes, but the students in our class have agreed that the money we earn will buy gifts for Teacher Qing."

"Teacher Qing? Are you talking about Qingyan?" Hong Lei interrupted.

Bai Ruixue smiled, showing her gaped front teeth: "Yes! It's Teacher Qingyan! I like Teacher Qing the most! I like it better than other students in the class!"

A giant panda baby walking upright with a satchel on its back, and a smaller baby panda on all fours with a backpack on its back said in unison: "No, I like you more than you! I like Teacher Qing the most!"

Giant panda cubs and red panda cubs look at each other.

"I like it better than you!"

"I'm the one who likes Teacher Qing the most!"

"you are not human!"

"You are not human either!"

"I'm a giant panda, and I'm older than you, so I like Teacher Qing more than you!"

"The scientific name of the red panda is the red panda, and it has nothing to do with the size!"

……

"Hey, Xiao Bao, don't quarrel." At this moment, a man wearing sunglasses moved the baby panda's head.

"Understood, brother." Mo Xiaobao has always been very obedient in front of his brother, "Well, I will admit that you like Teacher Qing as much as I do."

"Okay, I admit it too."

The baby panda also stood upright, took the baby giant panda by the hand, and went to another aisle to sell.

"You you you you you you... Teacher Luo?" Hong Lei screamed with his face covered.

"You can recognize it like this." Luo Huan patted his head, and a branch grew out of his head, "How about this?"

Hong Lei: "...What is this?"

Luo Huan said, "Red plum tree."

Hong Lei: "Mr. Luo, why do you want to put a red plum branch on your head?"

"My mother is a red plum flower demon, of course I am too." Luo Huan said, "Do you want to hear me sing?"

Hong Lei: "...I don't know why Mr. Luo's spoof holographic projection appears, but I refuse to admit that this is the real Mr. Luo. Please don't OOC."

"It's fine if you don't listen." Luo Huan followed Mo Xiaobao with a tree branch on his back, protecting Mo Xiaobao from falling, "Why do you say that my singing is OOC, goodbye!"

Although it was a holographic projection, he was still worried.

"I thought it was the real Teacher Luo." The little girl beside her said while clutching her chest.

Others nodded one after another.It turned out to be just a spoof holographic projection.But Mr. Luo is willing to use his holographic projection in the concert, and the relationship with Monster Village is really good.

"Because it's my hometown. No wonder Mr. Luo is so talented!" Luo Huan's fans covered their faces.

"Stop talking, it's time to start!" an aunt reminded.

Hong Lei raised his head, and among the countless cheering fireworks, the countdown fireworks exploded.

At this time, a black ball appeared in the middle of the arena, covering the stage.

A high-pitched chant sounded in the ears of the audience.

"Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky, and it runs to the sea and never returns."

"You can't see, Gaotang Mingjing is sad and white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening turns into snow."

With this chanting accompanied by the sound of string music, dots of stars appeared in the black ball, and the stars continued to rotate at a faster and faster speed. It exploded, bursting out countless points of light dust.

"The bells, drums, and jade are not expensive! I hope I won't wake up after being drunk!"

"The ancient sages are lonely! Only the drinkers leave their names!"

Qing Xiaolang held up the microphone, hoarse; the members of the idol troupe beside him each held a musical instrument and accompanied him in the chorus.

The atmosphere on the scene was immediately ignited!