Did the monster village get rid of poverty today?

The next day, Qingyan slept soundly until the sun was rising.

As a monster, Ao Lang was physically stronger than him, and got angry a little earlier than him.

Now that the kitchen is equipped with electronic scales, Ao Lang can finally show his talents and cook a big meal for Qingyan.

But yesterday the two of them were a little too ridiculous. Although they had been cleaned in time and nourished by spiritual energy, Ao Lang still only made the food on the list today.

Bai Ze walked into the kitchen and took a look around, immediately showing a clear expression.

This knowing expression was really a bit wretched, which made Ao Lang really want to disrespect this old man.

Fortunately, after tomorrow's wedding, he and Qingyan will move into a small house with only two of them, and they will also use their own kitchen for meals.

Whether it is a man, a woman or a woman, it is definitely inconvenient to live with the elders after marriage.

"Let's go, anyway, you are still very busy, Xiaoyan must have dinner with me." The lonely old man Bai Ze said that he was not lonely at all, and even wanted to laugh at Ao Lang three times.

Ao Lang pouted, not wanting to pay attention to Bai Ze.

"Why don't you find a companion?" Ao Lang asked.

With someone to accompany him, Ao Lang began to urge his adoptive father to get married.

Look, there is a single white Ze over there, squatting there like a single dog, looking so pitiful.

Bai Ze rolled his eyes at Ao Lang: "A person is so free, why should he be restrained by others?"

Well, married people and celibates can never understand each other.Ao Lang is an open-minded person, and will not continue to quarrel with Bai Ze on this matter.

"Senior, I want to eat boiled fish." Qing Yan poked his head out from the kitchen door with his messy hair.

"Don't do it." Ao Lang said, "Be good."

"Not good." After making a casual speech, Qing Yan went to wash up.

Bai Ze looked at Ao Lang with a smile, and Ao Lang glared at him, so he walked slowly to the restaurant with his hands behind his back and waited for dinner.

It's great to have a daughter-in-law. With a daughter-in-law, the son will cook for the old man.In the past, when Ao Lang ordered noodles, he always looked troublesome.

Bai Ze didn't feel at all that it was himself, no, it was the whole village that spoiled this precious dragon cub.

On the premise of being doted on by the whole village, Ao Lang can still grow up to such an upright appearance. It can only be said that Ao Lang has good genes.

After eating a little something, Qing Yan and Ao Lang's vacation was over - they had agreed to a one-day vacation, but in fact, rehearsals would start in the afternoon.

It's not right to say rehearsal.How can I rehearse for marriage?They just know the process in advance.

Ao Lang realized that he had to recite poems and couplets, his whole face wrinkled like a little old man.

From ancient times to the present, when the groom went to pick up the bride, he had to be embarrassed by his natal family.

But Qing Yan and I are already married!And you are from my family, not from your natal family!

"The wedding can't be held twice. Your biological parents have done it before. Let's treat it as a homecoming banquet this time." Aunt Hongmei smiled, "We are all Xiaoyan's natal family, lest you bully him."

Ao Lang pointed at himself, hesitated to speak, and finally put down his finger helplessly.

He bullied Qingyan?How to bully?How could it be possible to bully?

Nonsense!

"Forget about poems and couplets, why don't you use what the senior is good at?" Qing Yan helped Ao Lang, "Let the senior do the questions? Or on-site programming? I can't really let the senior pick me up."

"Turn your elbows out!" Aunt Hongmei laughed and cursed, "Okay, I won't make things difficult for you. I'll ask the gentlemen next door some difficult questions and let them test you!"

The gentleman next door... Well, the group of big scientists were very happy and expressed their willingness to be the one who made things difficult for Ao Lang.

They ordered an ancient costume in the village, put on a mask, and decided to show up in real life, directly embarrassing Ao Lang.

"We believe you are fine!" The scientists smiled kindly at Ao Lang.

A few scientists who were only ten years older than Ao Lang smiled kindly like elders.

Even though they were married, they couldn't go home, seeing Ao Lang being intimate with his lover, they still felt a little sour.Embarrassment, embarrassment to death!As long as you don't miss the auspicious time, you can make things difficult!

"Xiao Lang, you have to work hard." The Great Elder and Chief Manager also came.

Especially the Great Elder, he was dressed in red, and like Bai Ze, he would sit in the high hall of his parents and accept the worship of Ao Lang and Qing Yan.

Ao Lang's biological parents also came this time, but they will not appear.

Because this wedding is not the wedding of human Ao Lang, but the wedding of Hua Guolong's son, the meaning is different, so the ceremony requirements are different.

They can only sit in the family seat this time, not in the high hall.

Ao Lang will bow down to Bai Ze, who represents the demon world, and the Great Elder, who represents the country of Hua.

Ao Gan trembled.Although he will meet a lot of big shots in the future, but now he is still an ineffective heir, and this is the first time he has met a big shot that he only sees in so many news.

While shivering, Ao Gan was very swollen.

Hey, my brother is a dragon!dragon!

Rounding off, I am a certain protagonist!

What a cool word!

"This mask is beautiful." The Great Elder smiled. "I never thought that the elements of the national emblem and national flag could be changed to make such a beautiful mask. It's because the people in our village have artistic talents, and the outside world can't compare."

"That's natural. Artifact spirit is equivalent to the crystallization of art." The head manager praised, "You have to put on a good dress so that you don't get recognized by others."

"Even if people feel the sense of familiarity, it will only mislead them." The elder said with a smile, "The more calm we are, the less they will believe."

"Exactly." The chief executive nodded.

After playing with the ceremonial objects for the wedding for a while, the two went to the village elementary school to play with the monster boys.

Who can say no to a cute monster kid?Whether it's a little talking fluffy, or a little walking and running plants, or a little fish and shrimp flopping in the pool...uh...uh...in short, they're all very cute !

Even though the spirits have been humanoid since childhood, they still look like the cutest human children!

Scientists like to go to school to take care of their children every day when they have nothing to do. Even their own children have never seen them take care of them so attentively, and others are no exception.

……

On February [-], the dragon raises its head.

The general public is still looking forward to Huaguo's first AI debut holographic concert, and they are suddenly told that the village will hold a wedding ceremony for the village party secretary and village accountant, which will be broadcast live, and a large number of red envelopes will be given away.

Whether it is a live broadcast room, a mobile game from Liaozhai, or an idol mobile game that has just been tested publicly, there are red envelopes to give away!

In addition to various game props and real currency, the red envelope also has a large number of peripherals, and even flower and fruit gift packs.

Amid the proposals of the people, they also added tickets for the holographic concert.

"What! Tickets for the holographic concert! The most expensive kind! Although there are only [-] tickets, but if they are rounded up, I can go whoring for nothing!"

"Wow, this is the first time I have seen a same-sex couple in our country hold such a high-profile wedding. And they are not willing to do it themselves, and they are held up by the villagers to hold a wedding."

"Senior and Qing Xiaoyan had already held a wedding when they asked for their marriage leave. Everyone in the capital knew about it. The senior's family invited many people. I didn't expect that the village would also hold a wedding for them."

"Because the villagers are very grateful to the two of them, right? Village Chief Bai Ze said that the villagers are hosting a homecoming banquet for Qing Xiaoyan. From now on, everyone in the village will be Qing Xiaoyan's natal family. I'm so impressed."

"It's really touching. There are so many same-sex couples who are popular on the Internet, and none of them give me the same feeling as Xue Changqing Xiaoyan. People think that they will be happy forever."

"Because they are excellent in person, and the Internet celebrities are not deliberately hyped up by them, they just get together naturally. Rather than saying that they are Internet celebrities, it is better to say that they are very well-known, so marriage is talked about."

"Before Qing Xiaoyan's mentor came out and scolded Qing Xiaoyan's parents, it was only then that I realized that Qing Xiaoyan had suffered so much. Now the bitterness has finally come to an end."

"Qing Xiaoyan is too kind. Almost all his bonuses from the game company were donated to the village, and two-thirds of the village official's salary was given to his parents every month. He didn't intend to keep any assets for himself."

"There is a senior to support him, so he naturally doesn't need to stay. But the senior has also 'learned bad' from Qing Xiaoyan now. His salary and bonuses are all dedicated to the village, and even the money for the early separation of the family is also given to the village, tsk tsk."

"[-] million! [-] million! The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly. Although the contract was signed, Qing Xiaolang earned back the profit in just one concert. Isn't this a free gift?"

"Anyway, Qing Xiaolang is awesome!!! (Broken sound)"

"That's right, Qing Xiaolang is amazing!!! (Broken sound)"

"Liao Zhai Idol Group, go for it! You must become the top boy group in Huaguo and even in the world!"

"It's already (tired face), and it's still on the political sections of mainstream media in various countries. It's a small group."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

……

The outside world is very kind to the fact that Monster Village is going to hold a wedding for Qing Yan and Ao Lang.

Qing Yan and Ao Lang are so beautiful, so beautiful that even homophobic people can't make irresponsible remarks about their sexual orientation.

If they dare to speak up, righteous passers-by will tell them what dictatorship of the people is.

The people like it, what kind of farts are you? !

The wedding officially began, and both Qingyan and Ao Lang wore gorgeous men's ancient dresses.

This dress is not the clothing of any dynasty.They have been improved by the skillful hands of the villagers, and they are really hand-woven clothes stitch by stitch.

For these two dresses, the sharks in the village who are good at weaving stopped all their work, and the villagers helped them with the farm work at home.They worked overtime to make clothes.

Gold and silver threads, coupled with the most beautiful red petals offered by the flower demons, dyed a more vivid red than the sunset;

The villagers of the Shuiling Production Brigade took out pearls and corals from the bottom of the water, the monsters of the Tuling Production Brigade carefully polished the shining gems, and the villagers of the Jinling Production Brigade used beautiful metals to create beautiful decorations;

All the villagers used their weak sorcery to bless the dress and add a faint halo to the dress.Since then, these two dresses have carried the luck of the entire village.After the wedding, they will be displayed in the Hall of the Five Spirits, marking that Ao Lang and Qing Yan will be worshiped by the villagers for generations, just like the statues of the Five Spirits in the village.

In the following hundreds or thousands of years, until landslides and landslides, seas dry up and rocks crumble, as long as the Monster Village still exists, the villagers will all know that there was once a couple of college student village officials who made contributions to the village.

Ao Lang stepped on the red carpet made of countless petals, and walked outside the small courtyard where they lived until now.

Qingyan is waiting for him in the yard.

The audience covered their faces and burst into tears, more excited than themselves getting married.

What is perfect love?No wonder the wedding is so tiring and expensive, it still makes many people yearn for it.

This sense of ritual is a manifestation of the beauty of love.

There is a lot of voices, flowers are everywhere, and brocade clothes are flying.Amidst the solemn and festive music, the groom, dressed in red with gold thread, walked to the gate of the small courtyard hung with red lanterns to welcome the other half of his life.

The villagers sang: "Join the case with one heart, hold the hand and never change."

The villagers sang again: "In this life, there are promises for three lives, and Huangquan will be with you forever."

The audience sang along outside the screen, and the more they sang, the blurred their vision, the corners of their mouths crazily raised, but the tears in the corners of their eyes couldn't stop falling drop by drop.

"Senior! Qingyan! You must be happy!"

We watch you go all the way, you are happy, it seems that we can also believe in love!

Just when the audience was crazily moved and burst into tears because of the love between Qingyan and Ao Lang, a group of people with vicious masks rushed out and blocked the gate of the courtyard.

"Want to welcome your lover? Do the questions first."

"Yes, yes, do the questions first."

"If you don't do the right thing, you won't be allowed to enter."

"First, you solve this problem."

"Don't miss the auspicious time."

"The first one is mathematics, and then there are physics, chemistry, biology... Who came up with biology? Xiao Lang can't do it?"

"I got it from the biology questions of the college entrance examination, and he will definitely."

"That's not necessarily the case, I don't even know how to be a biological body now."

"It's okay, as long as you can pass."

"Here is a programming problem, and the computer is here."

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you, Ollie, if you can't get everything right, you won't get Qing Xiaoyan."

"Huh? Didn't you pass the pass? Why did it become all right?"

"Give some pressure. If you don't answer all the questions about marriage, how can you get in?"

"It makes sense!"

……

Ao Lang was expressionless.

Ao Lang's face turned ashen.

The audience is expressionless.

The audience yelled "Fuck!"

Their tears were still hanging on their faces, but all the emotion in their hearts had been washed away.

What's going on? What's going on?Where did this group of people come from?Is this a villager?Although traditional weddings do have the step of embarrassing the groom, what is written in chalk on the blackboard?Is it math questions, physics questions, chemistry questions and biology questions?Why is there a computer next to it, and on-site programming is required?

It's just a wedding, can you stop being so hardcore!

The audience tore a napkin, wiped away their tears and snot, and frantically pressed their fingers on the phone screen.

"You, you, you, do you know how to answer?"

"I am now seriously trying to understand the stem of the question."

"Who am I, where am I, and what do their questions mean? I can't even read the questions!"

"Some bosses have already answered the question online. I wonder if the senior can ask for foreign aid."

"Hey, why did you show me this question? Isn't this the final question of my final exam last year? I just wrote the word 'solution'!"

"Poor senior, seeing how he is frowning and thinking, is it possible that this topic has appeared?"

"Eight or nine out of ten. Even if it's a home banquet, don't even think about marrying a daughter-in-law easily, sigh."

"After all, when I was in the imperial capital, there shouldn't be any embarrassment to the groom. Hahahaha, Qing Xiaoyan's eager eyes seem to want to get out of the door by himself."

"Poor young couple who are embarrassed, why do I not sympathize at all, but want to laugh so much instead?"

"Just now I was still crying for their beautiful love, but now I just want to raise my arms and shout, please make the embarrassment more violent!"

"Single dogs are humble online. Only when you see a beautiful love being embarrassed, can you feel a dark sense of joy."

"Reject marriage trouble! Marriage trouble is a manifestation of uncivilized! But doing questions is not marriage trouble (funny.jpg)."

"Wow, the senior made it! The senior passed the test!"

"As expected of a god of learning. These few questions are nothing to him at all. The answers are all consistent with the answers given by the big guys on the Internet after brainstorming. Passed."

"Hahaha, only biology questions and programming are left."

"The programming is over, I laughed and cried, and only the biological questions remained, which were still the college entrance examination questions."

"I have passed the difficult questions before, why can't I pass the biological questions? Acting?"

"Fart. Obviously the senior's current job will use physics, chemistry and mathematics knowledge, but not biology knowledge, so he forgot."

"It is estimated that the senior can't even remember these biomolecular formulas."

"Okay, the senior has applied for off-site help. Pfft, fortunately, the off-site help has been set up. I don't know who the senior will ask to help."

"Damn it! The senior is too shameless!"

"...Let the baby dragon come? How shameless."

"It's over, baby dragon is on the stage, what an embarrassment! Who can be embarrassing enough to rely on a super-computing AI?"

"Looking at the proud face of the senior, it's too ugly! It's not fair! How can a baby who is less than one year old answer the questions for him! Shameless! Protest!"

"Shocked! When my father gets married, he actually asks a one-year-old baby to help his natal family who are in trouble. What's wrong with this country! Ask yourself!"

"Qing Xiaoyan jumped and ran out, and even kissed the projected baby dragon. The family of three walked the flowery road hand in hand, it's okay, it's okay."

"Have you ever attended your parents' wedding? Qing Xiaolang: Of course I did, and I even answered the questions for my father!"

"It's a pity that Qing Xiaolang is just a projection, and cannot be a flower girl."

"Pfft, as soon as I finished speaking, Qing Xiaolang became a flower girl. The chunky baby leopard, leopard, and dragon flew back and forth above the heads of the two fathers, constantly scattering flower petals, and there were little stars, so cute."

"I'm so stupid, really, why can't projections spread flowers? Projections are better for spreading flowers! You don't need to pick up the petals!"

……

"I really thought I would be embarrassed." Ao Lang leaned into Qingyan's ear and whispered.

The bridesmaid, Yue Nv Jian, coughed dryly at the side: "Please don't whisper, you two Sina."

The best man smiled and said with a silver gun: "Be patient, it will be over soon."

Ao Lang and Qing Yan looked at each other, sighed inwardly, pulled themselves together, and continued with the next procedure.

Step over the brazier, walk into the lobby, and say auspicious words step by step.

After paying homage to the high hall, the popularity rises.

Two worships to the heaven and the earth, the aura tumbling.

The two worship each other, and love will last forever.

"More than three lives." Ao Lang said.

Qing Yan nodded slightly.Although he doesn't care about reincarnation, and he doesn't think he will still be himself after reincarnation.But at this time, he also thought it was not so realistic.

Love determines three lives, more than three lives.