The old attack that was lost after the slag came to the door

Fu Yiheng stood in front of the window and sighed for the thousand and first time.

How can I comfort my angry wife?

He has been sleeping on the sofa for three days, and it is also the third day that the children did not wake him up after eating supper.

It's really tough.

At this time, the phone rang, and Fu Yiheng hurried to look at it. After seeing that it wasn't Shan Linxi calling, he lost interest and picked it up bored.

A sympathetic voice came from the opposite side: "Brother, are you okay?"

Fu Yiheng was indifferent: "That's it."

"I heard that your family drove you to sleep on the sofa. Is this so serious? If you know, I won't ask your wife how she fell in love with you at first sight."

Fu Yiheng gritted his teeth and acted as an afterthought!

"What's the use of saying this now, I'm already on the sofa!"

"Poor." The other party was full of sympathy, "The former director Fu is gone forever. Who dares to let you sleep on the sofa and not smash his dog's head. Now he is just a poor bastard who sleeps on the sofa watching his wife wink."

……

Do you want me to smash your dog's head first?

Fu Yiheng couldn't help it anymore: "Are you okay? Get out if you're okay. I think you are the one who won't wink at all."

"How can you talk like that, bro, I'm worried about you too."

After a pause, "Quan Shuainan" said: "By the way, brother, don't tell me my real name in your family. I also sympathize with your current situation, but there is no way, you have no There is no room for redemption, but I still have it. We can live together as one, and I won't sink with you."

"........."

Fu Dong used to talk about his wife's experiences.

For the first time, I secretly said to my friends that my wife is not easy to mess with, but was caught by the owner on the spot.

The second time, I secretly told my mother that my wife could continue to eat the leftover sausage for supper, but was caught by the owner on the spot.

The third time, I secretly told my friend that my wife fell in love with him at first sight, but was caught by the rightful owner on the spot.

For the fourth time, he was caught by the boss on the spot because he said too many small things about his wife and was backlashed.

Just is an unremarkable young genius who was caught.

When I got home, Shan Linxi was already at home and was watering the vegetables in the yard. The weather was getting colder, and a glass house was built in the yard not long ago, and the vegetables planted in it had sprouted one after another.

Sometimes I want to add some vegetables to make noodles by myself, but I feel uncomfortable without them at hand, so I think about growing them myself.

Looking up and seeing Fu Yiheng's figure, Shan Linxi snorted, and wanted to continue watering but Fu Yiheng took the kettle away, "I'll do it."

"I can do it myself, Fu Xiaohua."

"..." Fu Yiheng said: "Is Fu Xiaohua the nickname you gave me? Isn't this too ugly?"

"You also know it's ugly." Shan Linxi looked at him: "You didn't think it was ugly when you called me Shan Xiaozhu, a husband eater."

"I said let's reconcile. It's been a few days and you're still competing with me? It's not good for the baby."

Shan Linxi snorted angrily: "You also know that it's not good for the baby, you call me Shan Xiaozhu, what has become of the baby, Shan Xiaoxiaozhu?"

Fu Yiheng: "..."

Fu Yiheng paused: "Isn't this cute?"

……

"Go away!" Shan Linxi pushed Fu Yiheng away, the assistant stood outside, cautiously daring not to make a sound, saw Shan Linxi coming out and smiled respectfully, Shan Linxi was very polite to him: "It's cold outside, Come in and sit down."

The chairman of their family is still working hard inside, how dare he sit down and say, "It's okay, I'm fighting the cold."

Shan Linxi didn't say anything else, and went back to the room by herself. Seeing that Shan Linxi had left, the assistant entered the glass room, and said to Fu Yiheng, "Director Fu, let me come."

Fu Yiheng concentrated on pouring water: "You go home, I'll just come here. The kid is covered in thorns now, so he will inevitably have a bad temper. If I said you just now, don't mind."

The assistant said: "Mr. Shan has a very good temper, and he invited me in to sit down just now."

……

Isn't everyone scolded fairly?Why only murder him?Fu Yiheng shed tears, and still had the last stubbornness in his heart: "Beating is love, you don't understand."

"Oh." The assistant quickly flattered: "Then Mr. Shan must love you very much."

Fu Yiheng: "..."

The next morning, Shan Linxi got up early, there was a market in the next town today, and he wanted to go for a stroll.When he first moved here, he went there once, and there was a stall selling sugar cakes that were particularly delicious, and he suddenly wanted to eat them when he remembered them last night.

"What kind of sugar cake, do I have to eat it?"

Shan Linxi nodded: "Yes, didn't you say that I must eat whatever I want, otherwise I will fill my stomach with you."

"..." Fu Yiheng sighed: "It's already the fourth day, are you still angry with me?"

"And I don't look delicious on my body, it's hard, the body fat rate is very low, it's all lean meat, can you eat it?"

Shan Linxi looked up at him, "I think it's pretty good. The abs are a hot pot and a stir-fried one. It's very comfortable."

"..."

Fu Yiheng felt a dull pain in his abdominal muscles, and when the greedy look of the little husbandman was revealed, in his eyes, anything could be a dish, and he even said that he was very fit, too cruel, "Are you willing to eat me? I love you so much, there is no other person in the world."

Shan Linxi held the vegetable bag and thought for a while, "It's also—"

Fu Yiheng's eyes lit up: "Really—"

"I still have to save you for supper."

There were people coming and going in the market, and Fu Yiheng walked while guarding Shan Linxi. Before he reached the end, the vegetable pocket was almost full.

Shan Linxi bought ten sugar cakes at one go in front of the sugar cake stand, but the master who sold the sugar cakes didn't have that many in stock, so he had to fry them fresh.Shan Linxi was waiting at the side, holding one in his hand while eating and waiting, Fu Yiheng paid the bill, and was also stuffed with a piece, Shan Linxi said: "Try it, it's delicious, you have to eat it while it's hot. It doesn't taste good when it's cold."

Fu Yiheng took the oily sugar cake and took a bite under Shan Linxi's expectant eyes. It was not so oily in his mouth, it was crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. In the mouth, it is quite delicious.

Fu Yiheng had just eaten two bites, but Shan Linxi had already finished.

The two of them were standing next to the booth where people were coming and going, and the dignified Chairman Fu was standing on the side of the road eating sugar cakes with his wife. No one would believe what he said.

After Fu Yiheng finished eating one, Shan Linxi was already eating the second one, and asked him, "Do you want more?"

Fu Yiheng wiped his mouth for him and said, "I won't eat it, you can eat it."

The two are tall and have long legs, standing in the crowd are very eye-catching. Seeing the two handsome guys eating well, everyone wants to try it too.After a while, the surrounding area was full of people. In order to thank Shan Linxi, the owner of the stall gave him an extra sugar cake.

Shan Linxi gave five to Fu Yiheng to bring to Tang Muqing to taste, and put the rest in the refrigerator. If you want to eat them, you can heat them up in the microwave. Although the taste is not good, they are still quite delicious.

Tang Muqing was not very interested in sugar cakes. Seeing that there was no one behind Fu Yiheng, he frowned: "Only you?"

"Otherwise, who else is there?" Fu Yiheng handed the sugar cake to the nanny, and Tang Muqing said, "What's the matter with you two recently? Are you talking about Linxi behind your back again?"

"...Why did you add the word 'you'?"

Tang Muqing said: "Didn't you get caught just talking nonsense last time? I said, you should also correct this problem. What is there to say about my wife's small talk?"

Fu Yiheng was furious: "... How could I have made small talk about him? Are you not allowed to chat with other people? If you say that, I don't believe that Linxi didn't whisper about me behind his back. "

Tang Muqing pointed out the key point: "But even if he talks small things, he hasn't been caught like you."

Fu Yiheng: "..."

After Fu Yiheng left, Tang Muqing took a bite of the sugar cake, and it was quite delicious. After taking two bites, he suddenly remembered something, and called Fu Yiheng: "Why don't you ask for a talisman, are you a villain? "

……

In the middle of the night, Shan Linxi had fallen asleep, and Fu Yiheng stood in front of the desk, rubbing the ring in his hand.

He was about to get a marriage certificate, but Shan Linxi hadn't put on his ring yet, so he planned to finish it in two days, but he didn't find a chance.

Or put it in Shan Linxi's milk cup, but according to Shan Xiaoxi's way of drinking milk without blinking, two or three sips will bottom out, and there will be no shadow left for you.Or in a sugar cookie?Fu Yiheng sighed, forget it, put it in the food, the result should be the same, Shan Linxi will definitely not make you spit it out after eating it now.

Fu Yiheng racked his brains for a long time and came up with a brilliant idea. He decided to put the ring in the cabbage. Shan Linxi was weeding recently.Just imagine, when you are picking up something, you suddenly find something shining silver in the cabbage core. When you look closely, it turns out to be a ring. The child suddenly smiles happily, as if picking up a treasure.

When the time comes, he shows up, says "let's get married", and hugs, what a perfect scene.

Doing more than talking, Fu Yiheng immediately went to the glass room with a flashlight and arranged the ring.

Early the next morning, Shan Linxi opened his eyes and found that Fu Yiheng was already awake, sitting on the sofa with a pair of gloves beside him. Seeing that he was awake, he smiled and said, "Are you hungry? Breakfast is ready."

Shan Linxi got up in a daze, and ate breakfast under Fu Yiheng's urging. After eating, seeing Fu Yiheng was still sitting aside, he asked, "Aren't you going to work today?"

Fu Yiheng shook his head: "I have important things to do today, so I won't go to work."

What's the big deal? Shan Linxi felt that Fu Yiheng was acting weird today. He always felt that he was planning something big. Could it be that he was going to make small talk about him?

Seeing the children finally finished their meal, Fu Yiheng became excited and waited anxiously for Shan Linxi to weed.

So under Fu Yiheng's expectant gaze, Shan Linxi picked up the shovel and walked towards the glass room fully armed. However, Fu Yiheng was a little puzzled, do we need a shovel for weeding?

Seeing Shan Linxi standing on the ground ready to do something, Fu Yiheng couldn't help but said, "Do you want to weed with a shovel?"

Shan Linxi was a little confused, so: "Who said I'm going to weed? I'm going to push away all the cabbage and plant carrots instead."

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